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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Henrhyme4u(m): 3:10am On Oct 25, 2019
I just buy foreign used C180 2005 model, driving it from Lagos to Akure the engine get problem, the dealer is considering change of the engine for me now, what challenge should I be expecting if perhaps the engine is changed? Thanks
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 6:49am On Oct 25, 2019
Henrhyme4u:
I just buy foreign used C180 2005 model, driving it from Lagos to Akure the engine get problem, the dealer is considering change of the engine for me now, what challenge should I be expecting if perhaps the engine is changed? Thanks
You're not permitted to write that your Benzedes has fault. According to the azzlickerz here, Benzedes do not have any fault. cheesy

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 6:51am On Oct 25, 2019
I just stepped out to admire my 315Nm torque Mercedes Benz...

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 6:58am On Oct 25, 2019
Smartchoiice:
I just stepped out to admire my 315Nm torque Mercedes Benz...

Weird flex, considering most V6 "Jap shitboxes" on the road make over 360.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 7:13am On Oct 25, 2019
HeavenlyBang:


Weird flex, considering most V6 "Jap shitboxes" on the road make over 360.
Good morning bro.... not how fast but how well. Utility is subjective...

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 7:14am On Oct 25, 2019
Smartchoiice:

Good morning bro.... not how fast but how well. Utility is subjective...

Incredible goalpost shifting. You were the one who brought up torque numbers in the first place.


The cognitive dissonance is palpable with you people, isn't it?

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 7:17am On Oct 25, 2019
HeavenlyBang:


Incredible goalpost shifting. You were the one who brought up torque numbers in the first place.


The cognitive dissonance is palpable with you people, isn't it?
Respond to the greetings first, so we can have a civil conversation. Keyword: UTILITY.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by ugreat(m): 8:42am On Oct 25, 2019
radautoworks:





Trying to make sense of all these car nicknames
You will someday
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Waterbear(m): 1:03pm On Oct 25, 2019
Is there a whatsapp group for Benz fans?
Ive got my Benz for sale..
Anyone interested?
C240 few months used all doc n custom fully paid n intact, no known issues from the bonnet to exhaust ...
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by dljbd1(m): 1:28pm On Oct 25, 2019
Waterbear:
Is there a whatsapp group for Benz fans?
Ive got my Benz for sale..
Anyone interested?
08032543888
C240 few months used all doc n custom fully paid n intact, no known issues from the bonnet to exhaust ...
Incomplete info undecided....what year and location and more picangry
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 1:42pm On Oct 25, 2019
dljbd1:

Incomplete info undecided....what year and location and more picangry
Don't you want his international passport number, driver's license ID, and possibly his BVN number... House address and workplace ID... Mother's maiden name...

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Midoda: 2:29pm On Oct 25, 2019
Waterbear:
Is there a whatsapp group for Benz fans?
Ive got my Benz for sale..
Anyone interested?
08032543888
C240 few months used all doc n custom fully paid n intact, no known issues from the bonnet to exhaust ...

Na this front grill go make me buy this car
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Midoda: 2:31pm On Oct 25, 2019
HeavenlyBang:


Weird flex, considering most V6 "Jap shitboxes" on the road make over 360.

But truth be told Benz guys here dont troll other jap threads.What is phucking going on?

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 2:37pm On Oct 25, 2019
Midoda:


But truth be told Benz guys here dont troll other jap threads.What is phucking going on?

Just keeping the Benz or Nothing crew grounded, that's all. I'm a fan of Daimler, myself.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by dljbd1(m): 2:56pm On Oct 25, 2019
Smartchoiice:

Don't you want his international passport number, driver's license ID, and possibly his BVN number... House address and workplace ID... Mother's maiden name...
Waterbear:
Is there a whatsapp group for Benz fans?
Ive got my Benz for sale..
Anyone interested?
08032543888
C240 few months used all doc n custom fully paid n intact, no known issues from the bonnet to exhaust ...
Hey...c240 seller; kindly provide the bolded.
Thanks
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 3:28pm On Oct 25, 2019
conductor250:

You're not permitted to write that your Benzedes has fault. According to the azzlickerz here, Benzedes do not have any fault. cheesy
If I start posting pictures of k-leg, towed, broken down and stolen Japanese shitboxes I see on the road daily; Nairaland server will Crash grin grin grin grin ;

Safety Tip for Benz Drivers.
If you by any chance find a Japanese carton in front of u when approaching a bend....give them like 1 km to complete d turn b4 u proceed.... Japanese cartons can't compete a turn in single lane, they must cut into the second lane when turning. grin grin grin grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Hazardfan1: 3:39pm On Oct 25, 2019
Iogobenz:
I raced one es330 today while going to owerri,omo when I hit full throttle ehn,the way the supercharger pick,scream and started feeding the Lexus dust ehn!lol
The m271 is a bad ass car.
At full throttle,it sounds like a bat locked up in a heated cage with someone poking it with a hot rod.
It screams like the devil in a boiling plant.
Much love for Merc abeg.

Lol, u no go kill me with these your funny, crazy descriptions.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 4:46pm On Oct 25, 2019
Hazardfan1:


Lol, u no go kill me with these your funny, crazy descriptions.
Why are u in doubt?
Japanese cartons are structurely unstable and not safe to race with.....even if a Japanese carton engine is rated for 1000hp; immediately you speed up to 100km/h d whole body of the car will start to shake, you u feel lightness and starts to lose control of the contraption.
No be person go tell u to slow down. grin grin grin grin grin grin
On d other hand a Mercedes Benz will become more stable at high speeds.....180km/h will feel like 60km/h.
Even the bumber in a Benz is stronger than the frame of a Japanese carton. grin grin grin
One Japanese carton once hit me in d back, the sound of the impact made me to think that my car is gone.
When I came out and look at my benz.... nothing damaged aside from scratches here and there.

When I looked at the Japanese carton that hit me.
grin grin grin grin grin
Bumper damaged, radiator folded, headlights broken, front grill shattered, AC gas leaking e.t.c, . grin grin grin grin grin
People that came after d crash were asking the man "oga, where d car wey hit u? and my Benz was right there grin grin grin grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Hazardfan1: 4:55pm On Oct 25, 2019
shortgun:

Why are u in doubt?
Japanese cartons are structurely unstable and not safe to race with.....even if a Japanese carton engine is rated for 1000hp; immediately you speed up to 100km/h d whole body of the car will start to shake, you u feel lightness and starts to lose control of the contraption.
No be person go tell u to slow down. grin grin grin grin grin grin
On d other hand a Mercedes Benz will become more stable at high speeds.....180km/h will feel like 60km/h.
Even the bumber in a Benz is stronger than the frame of a Japanese carton. grin grin grin
One Japanese carton once hit me in d back, the sound of the impact made me to think that my car is gone.
When I came out and look at my benz.... nothing damaged aside from scratches here and there.

When I looked at the Japanese carton that hit me.
grin grin grin grin grin
Bumper damaged, radiator folded, headlights broken, front grill shattered, AC gas leaking e.t.c, . grin grin grin grin grin
People that came after d crash were asking the man "oga, where d car wey hit u? and my Benz was right there grin grin grin grin




I love Benz sha, d useless mechanic who drove mine must have driven at a very high speed.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 5:26pm On Oct 25, 2019
Hazardfan1:


I love Benz sha, d useless mechanic who drove mine must have driven at a very high speed.
I guess he didn't know how fast he was going....cos of d balance and stability while he was on high speed.
Get urself another Benz and continue to shine like a star. Stand out from d crowdwink

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 5:55pm On Oct 25, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin
Pretty sure public masturbation is illegal.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 5:57pm On Oct 25, 2019
Dem still dey argue for here. All these speeding, how often una dey change tyres?

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 5:59pm On Oct 25, 2019
Wetin dey tire me for this matter na say na W203 most of these people dey drive. grin


If na Eddee and Werey with their E-Class, I for no even dey vex. Youse literally hyping up the worst generation of cars Mercedes ever made. Hilarious stuff.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Hazardfan1: 6:16pm On Oct 25, 2019
Lol, HeavenlyBang, leave my people alone. Let's hype our W203 in peace. grin grin grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 6:56pm On Oct 25, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
Wetin dey tire me for this matter na say na W203 most of these people dey drive. grin


If na Eddee and Werey with their E-Class, I for no even dey vex. Youse literally hyping up the worst generation of cars Mercedes ever made. Hilarious stuff.

Even with an S Class, I refused to race a G37 today at the Jonathan Bypass in Calabar. Car looked too healthy, and na one fine sisi dey match am. I just allow am carry her wahala go
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 7:04pm On Oct 25, 2019
Thanks fam. I appreciate you all, those who offered offline advise. Most especially Gazzuzz, Kingreign and Oluwaseunla - I appreciate you Baba Gaz, I dey loyal

Finally got the IS out today, Big Oga is pleased grin There's an Emeka chap at Mandilas, guy is very professional - he kept a cool head even when our frustration was evident

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 7:07pm On Oct 25, 2019
Eddee:


Even with an S Class, I refused to race a G37 today at the Jonathan Bypass in Calabar. Car looked too healthy, and na one fine sisi dey match am. I just allow am carry her wahala go

grin grin grin
You'd definitely beat it over a long distance tho, assuming it's an S550.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 7:18pm On Oct 25, 2019
HeavenlyBang:


grin grin grin
You'd definitely beat it over a long distance tho, assuming it's an S550.

Nah, that girl too fine. I'd lose by default
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 7:18pm On Oct 25, 2019
Eddee:


Nah, that girl too fine. I'd lose by default

Even if you win, you lose.
I understand, bruh. grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 7:21pm On Oct 25, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
Wetin dey tire me for this matter na say na W203 most of these people dey drive. grin


If na Eddee and Werey with their E-Class, I for no even dey vex. Youse literally hyping up the worst generation of cars Mercedes ever made. Hilarious stuff.
This ur post shows u know nothing about Benz cars.
E classes of the same year comes with the same engine as C class....same horsepower, same toque, sometimes even same transmission.
Just that the E class is bigger in size...which many don't even fancy.
C class even shares same engine with some Mercedes SUVs.
grin grin grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 7:26pm On Oct 25, 2019
shortgun:

This ur post shows u know nothing about Benz cars.
E classes of the same year comes with the same engine as C class....same horsepower, same toque, sometimes even same transmission.
Just that the E class is bigger in size...which many don't even fancy.
C class even shares same engine with some Mercedes SUVs.
grin grin grin


Ah, yes. Cars are just engines and transmissions.

Don't make me question your intelligence.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 7:33pm On Oct 25, 2019
HeavenlyBang:


Ah, yes. Cars are just engines and transmissions.

Don't make me question your intelligence.
You've been schooled bro grin grin grin grin
Try to talk down of my C class ehh.
I guess u didn't know that d difference between a C class and E class is d body.
.....and yes Cars performance is rated by engine power and transmission.
So if you are driving an E class and me A C Class with the same engine n transmission we are equals.
Don't forget also that a have d advantages of being compact and sporty. cheesy cheesy cheesy

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