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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 6:57pm On Oct 31, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
Denial.

It's alright.
W204 C300.
W205 C300.
CLA 250.
GLK350.
C350.

Benzes I've raced and beaten.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
So you are keeping records of the Benz cars that have dealt with u.
Some are even posting staged videos from YouTube.
U can't beat the least powered Car you mentioned here.
Most of you will go and buy Chinko Fake horsepower and u think u can race a Benz.
Don't bring death to urself, Desist henceforth from Racing with a Japanese carton. It is not safe.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 6:58pm On Oct 31, 2019
Eddee:


Smartchoiice go give dem wahala, dem no know how far
I don't do WhatsApp groupies....

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 7:05pm On Oct 31, 2019
Philadelphia:


Heavenlybang has been asking for a race. Yet, none of the benz guys have decided to take that challenge.

Wee you keep kwayet
I've challenged all of them to A Race on this thread.
No-one Japanese carton person took the challenge.
It was only excuses i got.
The challenge is still open if you want to put ur Japanese contraption to test.
You should be the one to keep quiet.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 8:05pm On Oct 31, 2019
Clowns.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 9:36pm On Oct 31, 2019
Someone once put up a challenge for 100k here. I am in Abuja and I'm willing to take you up on that offer with this old timer. Who's gonna be our referee, we will transfer the sum of 100k each to the referee. Location can be Airport road or any of the dual carriage ways. Time, morning or evening.
Cc: HeavenlyBang radautoworks kingreign Smartchoiice shortgun nurey Logobenz philadelphia thebigkendo Gazzuzz mammanbawa Dannybrasky Diportivo - sorry if i haven't copied you... Feel free to contribute to my return plans.

I dey find money wer I go take enter traffic tomorrow evening.

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by thebigkendo(m): 9:41pm On Oct 31, 2019
Eddee:
Someone once put up a challenge for 100k here. I am in Abuja and I'm willing to take you up on that offer with this old timer. Who's gonna be our referee, we will transfer the sum of 100k each to the referee.
Cc: Heavenly.Bang rad.autoworks king.reign Smart.choiice short.gun nurey Logo.benz phila.delphia Gaz.zuzz mamman.bawa Danny.brasky Dipor.tivo - sorry if i haven't copied you... Feel free to contribute to my return plans.

I dey find money wer I go take enter traffic tomorrow evening.

The offer was for Jap shitboxes, I am seeing something na a BMW grill

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by nurey(m): 9:42pm On Oct 31, 2019
Eddee:
Someone once put up a challenge for 100k here. I am in Abuja and I'm willing to take you up on that offer with this old timer. Who's gonna be our referee, we will transfer the sum of 100k each to the referee. Location can be Airport road or any of the dual carriage ways. Time, morning or evening.
Cc: HeavenlyBang radautoworks kingreign Smartchoiice shortgun nurey Logobenz philadelphia thebigkendo Gazzuzz mammanbawa Dannybrasky Diportivo - sorry if i haven't copied you... Feel free to contribute to my return plans.

I dey find money wer I go take enter traffic tomorrow evening.

That is not a Japanese carton shit box nah, you wan rig race again nawa ooo grin

I don't succumb to illegal street racing and I don't encourage it, if you send the money to me, I will use it find my way to Libya and then onto Europe, no time to waste time.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 9:52pm On Oct 31, 2019
nurey:


That is not a Japanese carton shit box nah, you wan rig race again nawa ooo grin

I don't succumb to illegal street racing and I don't encourage it, if you send the money to me, I will use it find my way to Libya and then onto Europe, no time to waste time.

It will be a quick and painless death I promise - it will be over in 120 seconds - I'm not revealing what's under the hood, we'll find out soon enough, if he accepts my challenge
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 9:52pm On Oct 31, 2019
thebigkendo:


The offer was for Jap shitboxes, I am seeing something na a BMW grill

Its a Japanese Bimmer
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by dannybrasky(m): 9:52pm On Oct 31, 2019
Eddee:
Someone once put up a challenge for 100k here. I am in Abuja and I'm willing to take you up on that offer with this old timer. Who's gonna be our referee, we will transfer the sum of 100k each to the referee. Location can be Airport road or any of the dual carriage ways. Time, morning or evening.
Cc: HeavenlyBang radautoworks kingreign Smartchoiice shortgun nurey Logobenz philadelphia thebigkendo Gazzuzz mammanbawa Dannybrasky Diportivo - sorry if i haven't copied you... Feel free to contribute to my return plans.

I dey find money wer I go take enter traffic tomorrow evening.

Abuja Abuja Abuja!!! Airport road/ kubwa Express early Saturday or Sunday morning,you know what it is....

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by nurey(m): 10:13pm On Oct 31, 2019
Eddee:


It will be a quick and painless death I promise - it will be over in 120 seconds - I'm not revealing what's under the hood, we'll find out soon enough, if he accepts my challenge

Shortgun abort mission, I repeat shortgun abort mission, it is a trap that is an M-series mission compromised, over and out

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 10:50pm On Oct 31, 2019
nurey:


Shortgun abort mission, I repeat shortgun abort mission, it is a trap that is an M-series mission compromised, over and out
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Mission aborted cheesy
Tactical manoeuver back to base.... ambush in progress, I respeat ambush in progress.
Over!

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by dannybrasky(m): 10:53pm On Oct 31, 2019
shortgun:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Mission aborted cheesy
Tactical manoeuver back to base.... ambush in progress, I respeat ambush in progress.
Over!

Igini. ??

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 10:53pm On Oct 31, 2019
Eddee:
Someone once put up a challenge for 100k here. I am in Abuja and I'm willing to take you up on that offer with this old timer. Who's gonna be our referee, we will transfer the sum of 100k each to the referee. Location can be Airport road or any of the dual carriage ways. Time, morning or evening.
Cc: HeavenlyBang radautoworks kingreign Smartchoiice shortgun nurey Logobenz philadelphia thebigkendo Gazzuzz mammanbawa Dannybrasky Diportivo - sorry if i haven't copied you... Feel free to contribute to my return plans.

I dey find money wer I go take enter traffic tomorrow evening.

It's about to go down, cheeeee. We need videos. For the culture.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by thebigkendo(m): 11:04pm On Oct 31, 2019
shortgun:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Mission aborted cheesy
Tactical manoeuver back to base.... ambush in progress, I respeat ambush in progress.
Over!

You are wise grin grin grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 11:07pm On Oct 31, 2019
Shortgun we fit still do one or two bottles for the road - if you're free tomorrow. HeavenlyBang not today - he lives to fight another day

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by radautoworks: 11:13pm On Oct 31, 2019
HeavenlyBang:


It's about to go down, cheeeee. We need videos. For the culture.

The Acura is down!!! Car down!!!

First, needing new lifters after using non Carquest oil some months back when GIG logistic's madness reached it's peak. Then driver got t-boned by abattoir junker. Glen most recently somehow managed to smash side mirror and door. He's been beating himself up about it. Na Christmas tree I dey look so for cluster. I'm getting 8mpg! cry

The crappy part is to get my car into my own shop na problem. I no get appointment LMAO. Customer car is always chancing me.

So far list of repairs:
1) lifters -might as well do full rebuild
2) oxygen sensors
3) catalytic converter
4) front and rear shocks
5) pretty much everything suspension related front passenger side
6) air bag light (cousin dropped car in gutter)
7) power steering light
8 ) traction light
9) tpms light
10) drivers side mirror
11) driver's side door
12) full paint job (my baby don suffer in my absence chai)

Maybe I should accelerate buying a new car and not let ANYONE drive it SMH

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by banky3w(m): 11:14pm On Oct 31, 2019
shortgun:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Mission aborted cheesy
Tactical manoeuver back to base.... ambush in progress, I respeat ambush in progress.
Over!
Empty barrel like you, Na only noise you fit make. You're worse than Smartchoiice sef. Logobenz even had the decency to accept defeat when he saw one but you, Na lie. Tueh. Keke napep na I'm go beat you last. Make Benz dey give you fake erections upandan grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by thebigkendo(m): 11:18pm On Oct 31, 2019
Eddee:
Shortgun we fit still do one or two bottles for the road - if you're free tomorrow. HeavenlyBang not today - he lives to fight another day

grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by banky3w(m): 11:18pm On Oct 31, 2019
radautoworks:


The Acura is down!!! Car down!!!

First, needing new lifters after using non Carquest oil some months back when GIG logistic's madness reached it's peak. Then driver got t-boned by abattoir junker. Glen most recently somehow managed to smash side mirror and door. He's been beating himself up about it. Na Christmas tree I dey look so cry

The crappy part is to get my car into my own shop na problem. I no get appointment LMAO. Customer car is always chancing me.

So far list of repairs:
1) lifters -might as well do full rebuild
2) oxygen sensors
3) catalytic converter
4) front and rear shocks
5) pretty much everything suspension related front passenger side
6) air bag light (cousin dropped car in gutter)
7) power steering light
cool traction light
9) tpms light
10) drivers side mirror
11) driver's side door
12) full paint job (my baby don suffer in my absence chai)

Maybe I should accelerate buying a new car SMH
Your bill go pass ₦4m grin grin grin grin. Them don get you madam. Smartchoiice go over rejoice for your quote ehn.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by radautoworks: 11:20pm On Oct 31, 2019
banky3w:

Your bill go pass ₦4m grin grin grin grin. Them don get you madam. Smartchoiice go over rejoice for your quote ehn.

See me so. Is it possible to die by irony? grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by banky3w(m): 11:29pm On Oct 31, 2019
radautoworks:


See me so. Is it possible to die by irony? grin
Ironically or sarcastically, don't die. You shall live but not die to fix that Acura in your garage in Jesus name. Can I hear a resounding Amen?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 11:32pm On Oct 31, 2019
Eddee:
Shortgun we fit still do one or two bottles for the road - if you're free tomorrow. HeavenlyBang not today - he lives to fight another day
Make I see how 2moro go be for me.
I will not mind atall.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 11:43pm On Oct 31, 2019
shortgun:

Make I see how 2moro go be for me.
I will not mind atall.

No wahala big man, I go pm you. Respond and we fit see how e dey go

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 11:45pm On Oct 31, 2019
banky3w:

Empty barrel like you, Na only noise you fit make. You're worse than Smartchoiice sef. Logobenz even had the decency to accept defeat when he saw one but you, Na lie. Tueh. Keke napep na I'm go beat you last. Make Benz dey give you fake erections upandan grin grin grin grin grin
Oga that car looks like a bimmer, besides he didn't disclose engine power.
I know who I fit beat....have u seen where I challenged S class, AMGs, BMW, Audi e.t.c
Na Japanese cartons I dey like to humble for road.
....and yes Benz do give me hard rock multiple elections when u floor d pedels of a Benz the feeling is orgasmic.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 11:45pm On Oct 31, 2019
Eddee:


No wahala big man, I go pm you. Respond and we fit see how e dey go
Aiit bro

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 11:46pm On Oct 31, 2019
banky3w:

Ironically or sarcastically, don't die. You shall live but not die to fix that Acura in your garage in Jesus name. Can I hear a resounding Amen?

You mean she should go the Kazeem way... grin grin This is Nigeria 3.5 to 4.5m quote loading. Aunty will pay instalmentally

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by radautoworks: 12:01am On Nov 01, 2019
Eddee:


You mean she should go the Kazeem way... grin grin This is Nigeria 3.5 to 4.5m quote loading. Aunty will pay instalmentally

Kazeem ke? When Holy Father dey. Amen!

It's not the cost paining me. It's the sentimental attachment to my baby. They suffered her so I just had to emotionally let it go if not na abuse I go dey abuse everybody. When I look at get I can hear my baby say "what kind of world did you bring me to? Two years in USA nothing do me you come bring me here leave me to sufferhead" cry

Las Las she go dey alright. I need mad Max car. I will show people ween for road

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 12:14am On Nov 01, 2019
radautoworks:


Kazeem ke? When Holy Father dey. Amen!

It's not the cost paining me. It's the sentimental attachment to my baby. They suffered her so I just had to emotionally let it go if not na abuse I go dey abuse everybody. When I look at get I can hear my baby say "what kind of world did you bring me to? Two years in USA nothing do me you come bring me here leave me to sufferhead" :'(

Las Las she go dey alright. I need mad Max car. I will show people ween for road

grin grin - Ma, there's only one way to keep your car in pristine condition in this country... Don't drive it.

Even Furiosa's rig can't hold her own against our professional road masters

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by oluwaseunla(m): 5:06am On Nov 01, 2019
Eddee:


grin grin - Ma, there's only one way to keep your car in pristine condition in this country... Don't drive it.

Even Furiosa's rig can't hold her own against our professional road masters

Using Nigerian petrol in an Acura is an abuse on its own. grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 7:51am On Nov 01, 2019
radautoworks:


The Acura is down!!! Car down!!!

First, needing new lifters after using non Carquest oil some months back when GIG logistic's madness reached it's peak. Then driver got t-boned by abattoir junker. Glen most recently somehow managed to smash side mirror and door. He's been beating himself up about it. Na Christmas tree I dey look so for cluster. I'm getting 8mpg! cry

The crappy part is to get my car into my own shop na problem. I no get appointment LMAO. Customer car is always chancing me.

So far list of repairs:
1) lifters -might as well do full rebuild
2) oxygen sensors
3) catalytic converter
4) front and rear shocks
5) pretty much everything suspension related front passenger side
6) air bag light (cousin dropped car in gutter)
7) power steering light
8 ) traction light
9) tpms light
10) drivers side mirror
11) driver's side door
12) full paint job (my baby don suffer in my absence chai)

Maybe I should accelerate buying a new car and not let ANYONE drive it SMH

Oh wow. That's brutal.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by radautoworks: 8:03am On Nov 01, 2019
oluwaseunla:


Using Nigerian petrol in an Acura is an abuse on its own. grin

It was fine till I traveled and they stopped using fuel treatment regularly undecided (cousin)

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