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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 7:38am On Aug 22, 2019
zed7:


You look like you're in your 20's. If you are indeed in your 30's, then I'm afraid you are lagging behind in terms of intelligence and emotional maturity for your age. You should be more worried about that.

Do you even understand sense of humour?

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by ashewoboy(m): 7:47am On Aug 22, 2019
Esthered:

I can't access the mail I used in opening this account and what does it profit me to lie.


give me a mail to reach you.
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Esthered: 7:34pm On Aug 22, 2019
ashewoboy:

give me a mail to reach you.
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by ashewoboy(m): 2:53pm On Aug 30, 2019
Esthered:

Thanks sir.


I actually thought he was the potential husbandcheesy. you have nairalandzoned him. hope he finds his own wife here and stop calling you his darlingcheesy.
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by cy4eve(f): 4:00pm On Aug 30, 2019
Oma307:
number one reason why I can't marry someone who is short or has small statue like the op. they are very troublesome both online or offline
amebo.....who ask u?
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Nobody: 5:07pm On Aug 30, 2019
cy4eve:
amebo.....who ask u?
don't tell me you are short

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by cy4eve(f): 7:18pm On Aug 30, 2019
Oma307:

don't tell me you are short
might b taller dan u
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Nobody: 7:57pm On Aug 30, 2019
cy4eve:
might b taller dan u
might does not show that I'm are taller than you
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Esthered: 2:55pm On Aug 31, 2019
ashewoboy:

I actually thought he was the potential husbandcheesy. you have nairalandzoned him. hope he finds his own wife here and stop calling you his darlingcheesy.

I hold him in high esteem as his comments are one of those I look forward to on this forum. Why is his choice of addressing me your concern?

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Acidosis(m): 4:31pm On Aug 31, 2019
ashewoboy:



I actually thought he was the potential husbandcheesy. you have nairalandzoned him. hope he finds his own wife here and stop calling you his darlingcheesy.

Sharapp grin grin
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Esthered: 8:16pm On Aug 31, 2019
Acidosis:


Sharapp grin grin
cheesy
Take it easy dear

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Acidosis(m): 8:34pm On Aug 31, 2019
Esthered:
cheesy Take it easy dear
grin grin alright dear, no wahala

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 9:46pm On Aug 31, 2019
Acidosis:


grin grin alright dear, no wahala

You people shouldn't derail my thread.
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by ashewoboy(m): 10:44pm On Aug 31, 2019
Esthered:


I hold him in high esteem as his comments are one of those I look forward to on this forum. Why is his choice of addressing me your concern?




who are those that liked your comment though? they are pvssy niggerscheesy.


that is because you already have a a spouse already. he should look for his wife somewhere elsecheesy.
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Esthered: 4:12am On Sep 01, 2019
ashewoboy:

who are those that liked your comment though? they are pvssy niggerscheesy.
that is because you already have a a spouse already. he should look for his wife somewhere elsecheesy.

I'm not complaining uncle. Why're you assuming that he's looking for a wife and can't he assume a different persona in peace? Some people here wouldn't even do as he does but mail the lady straight up while some are disciplined to joke in the open with no intention of chasing.
Happy new month and Sunday. Have a great day ahead.

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Esthered: 4:13am On Sep 01, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:

You people shouldn't derail my thread.
Ku yat esit ufan.

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by ashewoboy(m): 7:30am On Sep 01, 2019
Esthered:


I'm not complaining uncle. Why're you assuming that he's looking for a wife and can't he assume a different persona in peace? Some people here wouldn't even do as he does but mail the lady straight up while some are disciplined to joke in the open with no intention of chasing.
Happy new month and Sunday. Have a great day ahead.





your potential hubby is lucky to have you. i like youcheesy. happy new month darlingcheesy. enjoy your day.
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 11:24am On Sep 01, 2019
Esthered:

Ku yat esit ufan.



Mfana ibagha dear. Happy Married life in advance.

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Esthered: 12:41pm On Sep 01, 2019
ashewoboy:

your potential hubby is lucky to have you. i like youcheesy. happy new month darlingcheesy. enjoy your day.

Thanks sir. You too.
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Esthered: 12:41pm On Sep 01, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:

Mfana ibagha dear. Happy Married life in advance.
Thanks dear
Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by cerpvad(m): 10:07am On Oct 11, 2019
Soke marijuana with Sapele water (ogogoro). Drink every time and watch your appetite skyrocket. You go chop chop you go tire till you get the flesh size you desire then you can stop. Thank me later

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by BecaciaBarbie(f): 8:10pm On Oct 11, 2019
stupidity:
So you are small in stature and you are here on nairaland e-fighting all the time.

Go and get Apetamin syrup. Make sure you don’t work and you have enough food as well. Give yourself 2 to 4 weeks and thank me with your pvssy. I don’t give advice to girls for free
Op,

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by Nobody: 5:31am On Oct 27, 2019
I created this topic in the food section yesterday but the suggestions there aren't convincing, hence I had to bring it here.

How do I add small flesh to my already existing weight? angry

Children that are supposed to kneel and greet me don't do that because they possibly think we are agemates. Why would they imagine such? I mean, I was very present when most of them were born. I even changed their diapers. It gets me depressed everyday, that I sometimes feel like drinking sniper.

Just imagine, yesterday, I sent one of the little devil an errand and he had the guts to eat my 20N change, when I asked, he wanted to put up a fight. I quickly ran away for my life because i am too soft. I cannot withstand stress. On my own hard earned money that I suffered for. He ran away with the change, and he's just 18 years old. These teenagers ehn. I wept, profusely. That one passed sha. Another eight year old refused going on an errand for me because I wouldn't give him 30N when he requested. How dare he? On my sweat? I wanted to beat him but he shouted at me and I ran inside.

So, tell me, how can I finally add weight so I can scare off these naughty kids who wouldn't let me be. I want the fat to circulate to my hips and butt. How will I do it?


Lalasticlala. Please help a daughter.

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by SensualMan1(m): 9:12am On Nov 21, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
I created this topic in the food section yesterday but the suggestions there aren't convincing, hence I had to bring it here.

How do I add small flesh to my already existing weight? angry

Children that are supposed to kneel and greet me don't do that because they possibly think we are agemates. Why would they imagine such? I mean, I was very present when most of them were born. I even changed their diapers. It gets me depressed everyday, that I sometimes feel like drinking sniper.

Just imagine, yesterday, I sent one of the little devil an errand and he had the guts to eat my 20N change, when I asked, he wanted to put up a fight. I quickly ran away for my life because i am too soft. I cannot withstand stress. On my own hard earned money that I suffered for. He ran away with the change, and he's just 18 years old. These teenagers ehn. I wept, profusely. That one passed sha. Another eight year old refused going on an errand for me because I wouldn't give him 30N when he requested. How dare he? On my sweat? I wanted to beat him but he shouted at me and I ran inside.

So, tell me, how can I finally add weight so I can scare off these naughty kids who wouldn't let me be. I want the fat to circulate to my hips and butt. How will I do it?


Lalasticlala. Please help a daughter.
Congrats durrling! U'll now add the flesh naturally. U know what I mean naa...

Regards to ur hubby.

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by SensualMan1(m): 9:12am On Nov 21, 2019
RealMrNigerD:


You seem like a very interesting fun lady I swear. Can we connect?
She's married.

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by ahnie: 9:45am On Nov 21, 2019
SensualMan1:
She's married.
You really need to stop getting ahead of yourself.its very glaring to us all that you've a personal vandeta against uyai.

Please give it a rest...and let her be.She only got married (that'sif it's even the truth)
She didn't killed anyone.

Maybe there's something she did to you that you might wanna tell us.
Because this your recent smearing attacks on her z really getting stale.

Warmest regards.

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by SensualMan1(m): 10:29am On Nov 21, 2019
ahnie:

You really need to stop getting ahead of yourself.its very glaring to us all that you've a personal vandeta against uyai.

Please give it a rest...and let her be.She only got married (that'sif it's even the truth)
She didn't killed anyone.

Maybe there's something she did to you that you might wanna tell us.
Because this your recent smearing attacks on her z really getting stale.

Warmest regards.
You must be an ediot. Do I know u b**ch?
Or r u this slow?

U r married with two kids and from Delta state thats fine. Do not let me dig u out. You have a wonderful history here.

Do not think urself to be brave on NL while ur husband pummels u at home.

I know more than u think.

Iffa hear piiiim from u.

Be warned.

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by ahnie: 11:09am On Nov 21, 2019
SensualMan1:
You must be an ediot. Do I know u b**ch?
Or r u this slow?

U r married with two kids and from Delta state thats fine. Do not let me dig u out. You have a wonderful history here.

Do not think urself to be brave on NL while ur husband pummels u at home.

I know more than u think.

Iffa hear piiiim from u.

Be warned.
Oh really... see me shivering already!!!!!
MSTCHEEEEEEEEEEW.

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by SensualMan1(m): 12:49pm On Nov 21, 2019
ahnie:

Oh really... see me shivering already!!!!!
MSTCHEEEEEEEEEEW.



Even when young girls r forming not to reply pm's this ugly fat pig is also forming not to reply pm's with her signature cheesy


You people just make ur selves appear more important than really are.
Who get time to pm u?
Ugly dark fat married pig like u.
Just look at

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by ahnie: 1:42pm On Nov 21, 2019
SensualMan1:




Even when young girls r forming not to reply pm's this ugly fat pig is also forming not to reply pm's with her signature cheesy


You people just make ur selves appear more important than really are.
Who get time to pm u?
Ugly dark fat married pig like u.
Just look at

Your low self esteem z slower than that of a snail.
So this z your best punchlines.......
Listen mopskull.....go shake your gaddam tambourine elsewhere.


Decorated goat

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Re: Help! I Want To Add Enough Flesh! by SensualMan1(m): 1:58pm On Nov 21, 2019
ahnie:


Your low self esteem z slower than that of a snail.
So this z your best punchlines.......
Listen mopskull.....go shake your gaddam tambourine elsewhere.


Decorated goat
Same way u run ur mouth that made ur husband turn u into a punching bag.
I see u gradually deleting all ur posts lamenting about ur husband.
No difference between Greatresearcher's lamentations and ur lamentations about ur husband too.
Pig
Came here mocking another lady while her own home in shambles. Spits on u ahnie.
Truth is some of u women r toxic and bitter.

Online heroine, Husband's punching bag grin

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