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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:38pm On Dec 07, 2019 |
BankyGee:job 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:39pm On Dec 07, 2019 |
BankyGee:car 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:13pm On Dec 07, 2019 |
New Month Laughter - Somebody should buy me iPhone 11 pro or else i will drink coke and die - If you want to toast a babe abeg go straight to the point, which one is "How is mummy and daddy"? E concern you?? - When she comes To buy akara with oversized slippers & shirt, bros respect yourself, don't toast her, she's in BOO's House! - Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six packs when their father is short, pot bellied with pommo lips Lemme not talk sha - I'm Just wondering what would have happened to David when he threw the stone and Goliath Dodge it - You watch Korean or Indian movies and see how a lady slaps her man out of anger and her man kisses her, trying to calm her down. And my sister you want to try it with a Naija guy? .. I'm coming... Let me go and price wheelchair for you TO BE CONTINUED 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:22pm On Dec 07, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:26pm On Dec 07, 2019 |
BankyGee:never |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:58pm On Dec 07, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:51am On Dec 08, 2019 |
BankyGee: Hey ya, sowie 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:53am On Dec 08, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ovcwality(m): 1:52pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
following... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:12pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:58pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
Ayanfe29:Thanks bae |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:06pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - His job Winners of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! Ayanfe29! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:18pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
BankyGee:you have started again Don't be a messi-ian 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:47pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
- Big boy is not when you manage buy iPhone X Max and behave rude to your elders. Big boy is when your girlfriend ask you for money and you give her your ATM with the password and tell her to withdraw any amount. Ladies am I making Sense? Any girl that thinks I’m making SENSE. Hmm Electric Pole FALL on YOU - Our elders said, "nothing has disadvantages without advantage" Eh sir... What is the advantage of poverty? - We have equal destiny, but we have different result depending on different input, put in more into your life and you will see more coming out of you give it all it takes and you will get all it contains - Ladies, A man without money is not broke, he is temporary unable to dispense cash... just like ATM # Guys are you with me? TO BE CONTINUED 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:29pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:21pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:56am On Dec 09, 2019 |
LAUGH AND GET BETTER 1. You think ignoring me will hurt me?* *I've been ignored by my own brain in the exam hall and I didn't die!* 2. Heart break is when u see the guy that promised u an iPhone at the market dancing to win indomie* 3. Have you ever seen a Yoruba albino wey get tribal marks before. Am curious 4. Those of you who say life is a journey, Please some of us don't have transport money (TP) 5. David kill a lion, bear and Goliath at the age of 17. you at age 33 if you hear ordinary "woo woo" DOG BARK even stone you can't pick 6. The same way you're not in the mood for sex, be in that same mood and don't ask for money.....nonsense 7. If His Eyes don’t Become Red when he is begging for sex, Don't Give him .. He is not Serious!! 8. The way some girls walk and behave when they're coming back from church eeh, it's as if God has promised them that they are next virgin Mary 9. On the15th of October ma friends will go n fight soldiers @ berma camp. But i can't make it that day. I will be having running stomach 10. Interviewer: tell us about yourself Me: i was inside ma mum 4 nine month be4 i was born 11. Somewhere in Nigeria a girl is smelling her bra to see if she can still wear it after 3 days 12. You only have 2 pant and he is asking 'What can I buy for you'? And you're saying Shawarma.* Sister, your village people strong ooooooo 13. SANDRA WITH STOMACH PAIN: *Doctor:* What did you eat young girl? *Sandra:* Chicken, Pizza, Liver, Sausages, Fish and Wine. *Doctor:* Please this is not facebook ooo, just be frank and tell me the truth or I'll leave you to die. *Sandra:* Garri and Beans with borehole water. Sandra Ada 14. I posted a picture of me lifting my dog, my ex commented that, "Hey ,which one is you " I just replied "Am the one lifting your father " She blocked me. 15. I told my girlfriend about my rich uncle now she's my Aunt. Fear women 16. IN ABIA : This land is not for sale IN IMO : This land belongs to Mazi Okoro, beware of 419 IN ANAMBRA : This land is mine and your life is yours .Don't let us trespass on each other's property biko! 17. *Teacher* : why are you late today? *Precious* : yesterday we ate the chicken that used to wake me up in the morning 18. Patronize me I fix broken relationships, heartbreak & i also sell fairly used boyfriends/girlfriends, swapping is also available A trial will convince you 19. Human beings are wicked oo.... ,Why would someone say the reason short people are unemployed is because they don't see job opportunities * 20. That moment you are laughing with your crush and your nose decides to make balloon Fatherlord! 21. When visiting a sick person * *Americans Get well soon *European Speedy recovery mate Nigerians:- May God have mercy o, Na this same sickness killed my neighbor Joseph 22. Somewhere in Nigeria, A teenage boy who can't swim is telling a teenage girl that he will cross ocean for her* Ode 23. Once an African lady has some nice pictures to post on social media Boom! She becomes a motivational speaker* 24. When they advertise pampers they will show baby butts, but when they advertise pads, they'll show a girl running or dancing * Are pads use for jogging or it's music ? Nonsense 25. My rent will expire this month and my landlord just sent me a video of one homeless man on WhatsApp....* I don't understand this man o 26. I don't care if it's dream or not..CHEATING is CHEATING!! If I dreamt dat u cheated on me, wen I Wake up it's over between US.....* I hate what I don't like 27. My guy, make her laugh then ask for her number quickly before she remembers you are ugly.* Too much sense no go kee BankyGee 28. Imagine life without Bra* 29. Like and Share TO BE CONTINUED 7 Likes 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 12:10pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
BankyGee:guy gardner |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:54pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - A Record Winner of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:00pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS 2 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:03pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 6:21am On Dec 10, 2019 |
A snail 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:38am On Dec 10, 2019 |
PrincessB1:Welcome back 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by cana882(m): 6:13pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
BankyGee:snail 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:03pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - A snail Winners of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! PrincessB1! cana882! (welcome back ) *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:13pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS Why are there so many Smiths on Mr. John's phonebook? 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:36pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
BankyGee: Cos they all have phones 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:09pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
BankyGee:because he has many people called Smith and they all have 4 lines each 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 9:02pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
BankyGee:Thank you 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:06pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
PrincessB1: 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 9:18pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
They all have phones. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by cana882(m): 9:24pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
BankyGee:thanks. Good to be back 1 Like 1 Share |
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