seunmohmoh:
None and I reject it.

SteveOfu:
Amen

Blissbath:
I thank God for ur life

Starz825:

Abeg you..you know for mind say u no go dey serious with ondo girl u just wan chop and clean mouth...stay away from ondo girls....they can slp with another man to earn money to make u happy...that aw far they can go to make u cool with them...but if Dem catch u another woman....ur own don done be that..cos they get anger issue...Dem fit kill you

sonofanarchy:
That day I will never forget 25th march 2015,I was returning from work, suddenly I stepped on a land mine jeez I was panicking and then something strucked my mind to jump, within a twinkle of an eye I jumped only for me to discover what I stepped on wasn't land mine but the lies about to be dropped here..

Auladimeji:
I was coming from Ibadan to Lagos,at Lagos Ibadan express way some armed robber were on the high way,immediately, how driver saw they he double the speed and speed off and they shot,as it been that the bullet hit our bus,we might be killed or we might had an accident

There're so many death experiences that I escaped and I don't serve God but I know that it's the grace of God and my family prayers that's keeping me

Shibaraba:
Had a sweet babe in school. One guy was always lashing her from Ibadan. Banker. I was the assistant boyfriend. He pays the bills while I shine her Congo on his behalf. During holidays she went to stay with mister banker. Me went home jejely. Met one sweet imo lady. Helped her to shine her Congo just once ooooo. I returned to school later only for her to contact me that the once I shined he Congo has turned to belle oooooo. Somehow steady babe knew. She kept quiet until after graduation. On My send forth night she took me to a bar and rummed to the fullest. As in I drank to stupor. On getting home I just logged off. I have this attitude of laying still after waking up. I don't move immediately. I'll first observe My surrounding even with my eyes closed. Somehow I woke up that night. Normally if I guzzle na till tomorrow but this night I woke up. Felt someone straddled over me. My brother na this babe o. With knife over My chest. She was telling me that when I come back next time I get to earth I won't ever cheat on her again. The kind push I give her Ehn. Rushed to turn on the light. She had this crazed look on her face. Knife poised. Ready to strike. Stark naked. The babe wan kill me japa. I just dey beg. As I dey beg I dey shout. As I dey shout I dey dodge knife. I managed to hold her from behind before My neighbours barged in. Them follow me beg. Say make I swear with candle say I go marry her, blah, blah blah. As them dey say"you shibaraba do solemnly swear" I dey change am to "me shibaraba do solemly sweat " Na una go marry mad woman. Next morning I tell her say I wan go buy ingredients cook for her. Na there I pass go Lagos. I took nothing. Na she kuku buy everything. Till date I never see her. We talk on phone but it ends there. Still not married and no relationship. Her temper na dynamite. Funniest thing be say if she kill me I for die Sara death. Her papa was one big man for akure that year.
Somebody praise the lord for me oooo

dairykidd:

Guy... what's ur own. Why are u focused on that I never said i was abi the massacre when nbm's dey face presently from the hands of maphites in Uniben and benin environs na bird still do am. Forget colour and remember the gist
I know ur way no clear sha but just lemme biko.. I don't relate no more

horlahsunbo225:

Enjoy ur self

horlahsunbo225:
This stuff happen to me in 2013 while i was coming back from el classico match that night around after 10 and i was gisting with my guy on 2go about the match. Suddenly i hit my leg with something and i decide to check, alas it was the only small block around an uncover well. If to say my leg miss with one inch i would have fell inside that well that night.

Since then i dont press phone while walking

luminouz:
I was attacked by a lion! I still have the scars till date.

Erickax:
when nd where

luminouz:
Come. Here and I will show you

sonofanarchy:
That day I will never forget 25th march 2015,I was returning from work, suddenly I stepped on a land mine jeez I was panicking and then something strucked my mind to jump, within a twinkle of an eye I jumped only for me to discover what I stepped on wasn't land mine but the lies about to be dropped here..

Erickax:
dat wan na domestic lion na [dog]

dairykidd:
Well, 2004, 300 level, 2nd simester exams.. War, I had exams to write. My niggaz follow me enter campus na so we dey observe nbm's everywhere because dem collect seriously the past days so they're looking to even scores. Me being a friend of my enemies still greet some from afar pass dey go exam hall but at the back of my mind i know say if i no waka well na history i go be so soon. All through the exams na those guys when pose for strategic positions i just dey reason. Luckily for me my young ju friend came to look for me. With sad news of the death of a close friend gunned down at his girls house. Cold sweat broke out omor the thing done near me be that oo. There and then i sent him home to collect my small emergency bag that's always ready with emergency movement items.. I observe my environment those idiots done loose guard so i follow bush path come out campus. Lo and behold a group of nbm's again but these ones are my friends the grooving click. One of them dey grad and insisted i must follow them... see me see wahala devil leave me for waist biko ahh.. I saw my young friend he delivered and looked at me like ( bros u sure say u get sense so) i told him i will be fine but codedly text my right hand to come intercept me at the spot. These nbm's no bold touch me but dem bold sell me na war & na their way. They brought out a crate of chilled beer just for me.. i laugh for my mind.. una dey learn work. Meanwhile my mind was racing calculating my exit plan before u know one black bra babe i have always wanted to fcck was there and telling me how she had always wanted to fcck me too but her guy dey monitor her and she wanted us to use this opportunity to do the do.. another of her friend join the convo they promised a mind blowing party.. foolish me was considering it after some green bottles and weed. Then my right man appeared the scene and pinched me then whispered.. shebi u know say 2 of ur guys when drop na women matter map them.. omor my eyes clear. Meanwhile i overheard those black idiots laughing in a corner saying " no mind am no be him? he go soon drop that small bag na". I just got up like i was going to pee na so my right man follow me i drop am raba take hold him side then cross, luckily one bus loading shouting last chance. Na so i siddon straight to Benin. Unknown to me dem don make control for my head. Hit squad dey come. I dey move. When i take pass school gate dem no know. I done reach Iruekpen my phone wan burst. I no pick until my kid bro called that nbm's are doing stop and search on the road by the scool gate.. I laughed...people for bus dey look me like fool but only me know say assuming i no move when i move baba.. those fools for use my enemy count scores. Some months later after everything died down i saw the babe and called her she denied knowing me.. wanted to give her a lift cos we were driving to school from Benin and we were just two guys. This babe say she wan use bus

That's one of my near death experience... Thank God for life but the carryover no be here sha.

luminouz:

Nope..a live full grown lion

ravensckar:
Bros, my experience is quite similar in certain respect.

It was on a fateful night during EURO whatever (can't remember the year). England Vs Portugal; that particular match in which C. Ronaldo and Ashley Cole were contesting against each other.


As Rui Costa scored for Portugal, I jumped up to celebrate. Lo and behold, I was standing on an uncovered well. It was when I got down that I saw where I stood. God! I would have died for free that night.

God, I still thank to this day.

sonofanarchy:
That day I will never forget 25th march 2015,I was returning from work, suddenly I stepped on a land mine jeez I was panicking and then something strucked my mind to jump, within a twinkle of an eye I jumped only for me to discover what I stepped on wasn't land mine but the lies about to be dropped here..

Erickax:
dream on man

SteveOfu:
I am so so happy dat am alive today, dis story I will surly tell it to my kids one day, on 31 night I went to see my ex in dia village around 1am , When I got to dia junction to take bike or keke to dia house, I did not see anyone, suddenly One keke came out, me I don't like to price things but dat day I started asking the guy how much, he said 200 and I said no I have 150 , he said no and later he was calling me, I don't know the spirit dat entered inside me and I told him no and he left, I was alone dia no bike , no keke , then some minutes another bike came and I paid 300 dat night, on my way going I saw dat keke upside down the driver died and the Keke was into pieces, one army man hit him even the army man was badly injured........... praise the lord

JayLaFlame:
I was born premature..
Mom said I looked like a lizard �
My chances of surviving were so slim but thank christ he didn't allow the evil ones prevail...

Zanxx:



Hahahahahaha Bossu I dey work oooo, don't let my colleagues question my sanity