sonofanarchy:
just watch the lies start pouring in

dairykidd:

For real bro.. thank God

Zanxx:






Lol, thanks for making me laugh. Your sense of humour is out of this world

MedicH:

Lol he who sail must anchor. Alora the great... Awumen!

SteveOfu:

J111333:
It was just like yesterday when I had an air mishap in a very bad circumstance. I'll forever be thankful for Mr. Ametung and his old fishing boat.lol

My colleagues had already lighted candles and had reached out to my sister back home when my calls came through.
Thank God I gave specific instructions to reach her in such a case instead of mum if not, story for change.

olumide3367:
I don't understand all you wrote. Only you understand. Try to write something comprehensive

olumide3367:
I don't understand all you wrote. Only you understand. Try to write something comprehensive

adaperry25:
i have had two NDE, but ill share one...took the notorious peace mass transit in 2016 to write an internship exam at nauth in nnewi..i was about to board ticket from aba park when i noticed i forgot some documents at home..rushed back to get it,,coming back the bus has moved..waited and boarded another ticket ...while we were getting to ihiala, noticed the former bus was involved in a ghastly accident and passengers were burnt to ashes..i had goosebumps all over my body..Praise GOD

sonofanarchy:
That day I will never forget 25th march 2015,I was returning from work, suddenly I stepped on a land mine jeez I was panicking and then something strucked my mind to jump, within a twinkle of an eye I jumped only for me to discover what I stepped on wasn't land mine but the lies about to be dropped here..

Jgoldie:
My NDE was when my so called first love gave me the worst STD ever,I was innocent and did not know how to express those symptoms to my parents.

One Monday morning when I came back from school,I fainted in the bathroom and that was all I could remember,I woke up after 2 weeks on my parent’s bed feeling so weak and drowsy,I have never been that sick in my whole life,even after waking up,I was bed ridden for a month.

All I could remember after fainting was,I saw myself flying in the sky and it looked like just a day but I woke up and I was informed I didn’t open my eyes for 2 weeks

Jesus is Lord

Samueltemi337:
When I was five or six I went to fetch water from a big tank filled with water but I was too short to reach for the tank so I started pulling myself up just to reach for the water then the next thing I saw was myself inside the water drowning I was shorting and shorting but who would hear someone shouting inside a water but before I knew what was happening my mom came and drag me out of the water

aminusodiq:
One evening like dat in 2013... . I was coming from a friends place. I was on bike, plying a road I've been plying everyday. Along dat road was a dam which has been in existence since decades But I always glance at it from afar. Instead of going home straight... I told a bike man to stop around d dam. I treked to througg a pathway to d dam (I can't go Tru d main gate) and behold... I found myself unclothing myself and eventually jumped into d dam at d expense of swimming!! (I don't knw hw to swim) intact dats my first time in a large water body!!! As I was crowling under d water... I felt a kind of sloppy moment. Im abt 6ft tall so I belived my head shld above while standing!!! Behold...its d opposite... I was grasping for air... I almost drowned!!! How I got out of that water is still unknown to me till date!!! Dats d last Tim I visited any large body... Or something... Nd I didn't tell anyone till after 6years!!!... Ever since den I don't joke with anything water

Adedokunworld:
Eya well what don’t kill you makes you stronger and why did you remove your dp?

I like viewing it

largehead:
Having heard i lost my reputable job, with all hopes and expectations from family and friends, I ran quickly to the road side and got myself a Sniper insecticide.

Entered an uncompleted building searched for a comfortable area to die, opened the chemical, and then i drank the whole sniper.

After about 30 seconds, had difficulties breathing. Started vomiting some yellowish foamy shiit. I saw myself already dead, waiting to be welcomed in the furnace of hell by two Nigerian politicians.

Damn!!! I was psychologically dead for about 6 hours.

Need not to tell you guys the weird dreams I was having. They felt real. The dream felt real. It was like it was happening and I was in it. Damn!!!

I survived the incident tho. All thanks to this Fulani cattle rearers who rushed me to a government hospital nearby, which then transferred my half dead body to a standard medical centre.

Today, I am Alive and I am doing better than what I would have become in my previous Job.

Jgoldie:



Hmmm someone told me it wasn’t safe

Adedokunworld:
To an extent it is not safe but you are an amazing view

DonroxyII:
Na ya people call u

Jgoldie:
My NDE was when my so called first love gave me the worst STD ever,I was innocent and did not know how to express those symptoms to my parents.

One Monday morning when I came back from school,I fainted in the bathroom and that was all I could remember,I woke up after 2 weeks on my parent’s bed feeling so weak and drowsy,I have never been that sick in my whole life,even after waking up,I was bed ridden for a month.

All I could remember after fainting was,I saw myself flying in the sky and it looked like just a day but I woke up and I was informed I didn’t open my eyes for 2 weeks

Jesus is Lord

sonofanarchy:
That day I will never forget 25th march 2015,I was returning from work, suddenly I stepped on a land mine jeez I was panicking and then something strucked my mind to jump, within a twinkle of an eye I jumped only for me to discover what I stepped on wasn't land mine but the lies about to be dropped here..

largehead:
Having heard i lost my reputable job, with all hopes and expectations from family and friends, I ran quickly to the road side and got myself a Sniper insecticide.

Entered an uncompleted building searched for a comfortable area to die, opened the chemical, and then i drank the whole sniper.

After about 30 seconds, had difficulties breathing. Started vomiting some yellowish foamy shiit. I saw myself already dead, waiting to be welcomed in the furnace of hell by two Nigerian politicians.

Damn!!! I was psychologically dead for about 6 hours.

Need not to tell you guys the weird dreams I was having. They felt real. The dream felt real. It was like it was happening and I was in it. Damn!!!

I survived the incident tho. All thanks to this Fulani cattle rearers who rushed me to a government hospital nearby, which then transferred my half dead body to a standard medical centre.

Today, I am Alive and I am doing better than what I would have become in my previous Job.

StacyO:
Well I've had countless NDE's

First was when I started school here,made a bet with my cousin and her friend that I can cross the road. They initially warned me not to but I always have this daring spirit urging me to try what anyone can't try.
Immediately I decided to cross,a bike from no where just hit me with full speed. The driver left me lying almost lifeless in the road. Next thing I woke up in a hospital, I felt like eating those nurses raw (how can you be stitching a patient without injecting anaesthetic).
I almost died in the hands of those nurses,I didn't even feel the pain from the incident but,the needle piercing my skin.
Thank the good lord,I survived.

Second was when I made my very first hair (Bob marley kindda style), it was a thing of joy lol
Good n bad ol' days.
Was running around with it until I mistakenly ran into a tree trunk which peirced my head. I was lucky cause it didn't go deeper than it should.
And the most funny thing was that I had to barb the much adored hair.
Escaped being bitten by a snake.

Third are times when I happened to escape r*pe attempts in Lagos by people I don't even know,not even enjoying the visits anymore. But,I'm glad I always come out clean.
I really have a lot of big THANK YOU'S to give to the one behind all this.

SteveOfu:

StacyO:

This your smile........
Hmmmm

Rayhandrinni:
nah scam, baba want enter dm

Davash222:

Had it been you entered, the Grace and Anointing with you would have prevent that accident. They died cos of N50. You have no reason to praise the lord here.