arinzos:

You are not serious

Am serious ooh, since people are lying up and down hear claiming what they did not do.

Now let me tell you what happened to me yesterday: on a serious note

I bought two giant croaker fish barbecue yesterday for a girl 4k each, she told me she will take one to her mum and eat one in the bar there with me, so I gave her money to go and pay for the fish, na so the girl carry the two fish comot, when I call, she told me that she is coming that she want to take her mum own for her and come back.

After sometimes she could not pick my calls again, so today she was begging me that she took the two fish to meet her uncle that he was doing birth day.

You know what, the girl took those two fish to meet another man (not any uncle) for them to enjoy and left me.

Am still in total shock, thinking of what to do to her. Guys please help out on what to do to this girl.

Borrowing my father's car and driver to be dropping her wherever she wanted to go; including her primary boyfriend's house. I never eventually got to sleep with her, only her sister.

Before you abuse me, I was only 15/16. That was the last time I ever attempted to 'love' any girl.

I am at least grateful that due to that experience, I picked up on the right way to do things with girls. I just let them do the chasing.

larryking540:


U need to grow more mind o,,,

I hate ladies that lie ,, mostly the I am A virgin ,after tearing the pants of only to see a dripping big well that. Can swallow your full hand asking for more ,na drug I go take hammer u ,make my dick reach the womb self

larryking540:


Baba even if I drink 2 bottle of star ,I still kw right from wrong

Lol na man you be...
I fear beer well o

Nnemuka:

hmmm
No homo and you are liking a man?
Are you bottom or top?
send him a PM already

Nothing wrong in a guy liking another guy. The only thing is this world has spoil tay leading to misconception.

Besides I admire you.

I don't think I did any extraorfinary stuffs to impress and girl or lady. Right from my secondary days down to my uni days, i'm always myself. You got to love me by what you got on me. I can't cum and go and keeeee masef untop one yeye yansh like DAT....

larryking540:

8k u try sha Na 500 I go give her and still collect the change from the bus driver ,,
I hate girls way no get truth

Hmmm!

Expert17:


NO WONDER YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD AGAIN

Lol. Heheheheheheh

Nnemuka:

hmmm
No homo and you are liking a man?
Are you bottom or top?
send him a PM already

Will you quit it?

Jobminister:


Am serious ooh, since people are lying up and down hear claiming what they did not do.

Now let me tell you what happened to me yesterday: on a serious note

I bought two giant croaker fish barbecue yesterday for a girl 4k each, she told me she will take one to her mum and eat one in the bar there with me, so I gave her money to go and pay for the fish, na so the girl carry the two fish comot, when I call, she told me that she is coming that she want to take her mum own for her and come back.

After sometimes she could not pick my calls again, so today she was begging me that she took the two fish to meet her uncle that he was doing birth day.

You know what, the girl took those two fish to meet another man (not any uncle) for them to enjoy and left me.

Am still in total shock, thinking of what to do to her. Guys please help out on what to do to this girl.

Hahahahahaha!
Girls oh
Its one of those things sha. Pay Back time will Surely come and you will Figure it out.

Vanity upon vanity

Blaze212:
I rented an apartment for her in school, took care of her feeding, bought her textbooks paid for all her assignments, single handedly sponsored her project, bought her numerous phones for her, her mum, her dad and her kid bro sponsored her sister's trip overseas.....but Las Las her father called me to leave his daughter alone dat am not compatible with his daughter, her sister came back to Nigeria without calling me to thank me till date and she has married another bobo.....isn't loving a lady a fools game ??

the heart of a man... karma is still warming up bro!

luminouzzzzzz:


Will you quit it?

Shebi we agreed on the other thread that you wont quote me again?

philip0906:
1. When I was in secondary school, I learnt how to swim because swimming lessons were going to be introduced at my school. It was also my way of impressing the girls in school, and hell yeah, it worked.

2. At the Uni, it was a different ball game. Had my secondary school at a French school and was fluent in French. A GEDs course compulsory for 100 level students was French. Once my course-mates found out I spoke french, news went round. I had flings with atleast 3 girls, just because of French

3. Out of school, you do not need to impress girls. Once you have a good job, your apartment, 1 small car & then a few trips (chilled hangouts, your circle of friends, 1 or 2 doings)...then you're good to go

You are a good man n u will live long

Jobminister:


Am serious ooh, since people are lying up and down hear claiming what they did not do.

Now let me tell you what happened to me yesterday: on a serious note

I bought two giant croaker fish barbecue yesterday for a girl 4k each, she told me she will take one to her mum and eat one in the bar there with me, so I gave her money to go and pay for the fish, na so the girl carry the two fish comot, when I call, she told me that she is coming that she want to take her mum own for her and come back.

After sometimes she could not pick my calls again, so today she was begging me that she took the two fish to meet her uncle that he was doing birth day.

You know what, the girl took those two fish to meet another man (not any uncle) for them to enjoy and left me.

Am still in total shock, thinking of what to do to her. Guys please help out on what to do to this girl.

Are u for real? bro

Fxwarrior:


Nothing wrong in a guy liking another guy. The only thing is this world has spoil tay leading to misconception.

Besides I admire you.

I know, but just go through his comment gently and you will see the hidden love letter.
I know what I am talking about

philip0906:

Oh you clown! You have denied your self and your existence in here...I just dey laugh your yeye self...

I have nothing to prove to you...Once you spit any bumkum in here that potrays you as a direct opposite of yourself, as I have always done...I will call you out.

Look at this underaged imp telling me she will make an example out of me on a faceless forum...Oh yeah!!! I am running away. Clown

There must be an interesting story behind this conversation.

I've always been an alpha male so ill never impress any girl


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W90ebtj21t4 Hello guys i'm a 17 year old producer from lagos NIGERIA chasing my dreams.It would be a huge blessing if someone checked out my beats and subscribe to channel. Comment what you think or corrections.Thanks and Godbless.

Never tried impressing a woman. I always felt like a fool even when trying. So will stop,and not go through with it. I always like to be myself around a woman.

my own mumuism ......there was this girl I was dating that year, she almost killed me, I suffered. babe will intentionally visit me by 3:30 cos she knew I will be off to field by 4, I will end up playing another type of football entirely. it really affected my sports life. later she got a job, na when my suffering enter next level... she closes by 10 and I will go and pick her up(with leg o) from my place to her work place is roughly 5mins trek, me and her will now trek from her work place to her house which is about one hour slow trek (lovers trek) she no go gree make we enter bike o. her house was not close to the main road, before u get bike u must trek reach main road, almost 30mins fast trek. for Complete 3months plus, I was trekking almost 2hours every night(her colleagues named me Romeo sef). I go reach house by 12 or to 12. she later got admission into the University, na as God take save me o. e Don tey sha

englishmart:
I once met a girl in a cab, I collected her contact and within days we started going out. Since we used the same route and closed the same, we thought it wise to always meet at the bus stop and take a cab together. For like 2 weeks we were doing this, I was the financier of the transportation fare, which was about #600 then. Sometimes she will call me to get her Nutri milk and snacks. Imagine paying 6h +250 almost daily. I was practically suffering and smiling, drunk in love like Beyonce and Jay Z. Mine was stupidity and naivety at play. The craziest of all was that I even borrow if need be. One day I lied to her that my closing time had changed from 5pm to 7:30 pm- she protested and was very unhappy as if it was something I could influence. 3 days later she quit her job. End of a magaring.
Some girls have no conscience, whatsoever. The experience makes me annoyed each time I remember

this is how ladies convert guys to playboys and roNALDOS Without Knowing

giving her free browsing cheat and free porn video

I bought her a G-wagon

Jobminister:


Am serious ooh, since people are lying up and down hear claiming what they did not do.

Now let me tell you what happened to me yesterday: on a serious note

I bought two giant croaker fish barbecue yesterday for a girl 4k each, she told me she will take one to her mum and eat one in the bar there with me, so I gave her money to go and pay for the fish, na so the girl carry the two fish comot, when I call, she told me that she is coming that she want to take her mum own for her and come back.

After sometimes she could not pick my calls again, so today she was begging me that she took the two fish to meet her uncle that he was doing birth day.

You know what, the girl took those two fish to meet another man (not any uncle) for them to enjoy and left me.

Am still in total shock, thinking of what to do to her. Guys please help out on what to do to this girl.

I will give you a scope that will bring her to the receiving end but before then, you need to be sure it's actually a guy she went to flex the barbeque with. How can you prove this?

merits:
I stole so many things to impress girls,such as � goat, chicken, electric kettle, money and so on.

my stomach oh

boiz2men:
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

I find it difficult to impress people. A weakness

Rather it’s a strength. Be grateful for it.

I know someone that earns half a million monthly but that cash is never enough as he is a big spender always wanting to impress people.

A contract staff that frolics about clubbing and traveling everywhere like his senior colleagues who are permanent staff.

In his bid to impress them he would be the one paying for expensive drinks at the club.

What a life.

Mine would have been on Guinness book of record if we didn't end up together as spouse, I don't think I would have been able to bear the thought of my foolishness

englishmart:
I once met a girl in a cab, I collected her contact and within days we started going out. Since we used the same route and closed the same, we thought it wise to always meet at the bus stop and take a cab together. For like 2 weeks we were doing this, I was the financier of the transportation fare, which was about #600 then. Sometimes she will call me to get her Nutri milk and snacks. Imagine paying 6h +250 almost daily. I was practically suffering and smiling, drunk in love like Beyonce and Jay Z. Mine was stupidity and naivety at play. The craziest of all was that I even borrow if need be. One day I lied to her that my closing time had changed from 5pm to 7:30 pm- she protested and was very unhappy as if it was something I could influence. 3 days later she quit her job. End of a magaring.
Some girls have no conscience, whatsoever. The experience makes me annoyed each time I remember

Very interesting experience.
Some women are just naturally wicked, see the way she was asking and making demands as if it’s her birth right.

Well it’s not their fault sha. Na men dey give them entitlement mentality.
Nonsense.

post=85348059:
People Buying Barbecue from us give us a lot of impression about them.......positively.

Making profit the legal way is the way to go.

Barbecue is bae.

And we are always there to impress people with our Barbecue also.

Having friends round on a beautiful weekend to enjoy eating food freshly grilled on the BBQ is impressive enough.

Once you get chatting and drinking in a relaxed atmospehere, the rest issa goal.


Manna issa Goal.

Barbecue issa Goal

Made in Naija issa Goal.

Impression issa Goal.

This beautiful thread issa goal.

The OP issa Goal.

Nairaland issa Goal.......

Abeg make we go continue our grilling tinz biko.

Se y'all

Can barbeque last for two weeks without re-grilling?

@ 16 i use my hard earn savings from pocket money given by my parent to buy a phone for a girl even when i did not have a torch light of my own,love na krikri without physical chains but you get bound i swear

lilmax:
Actually used all my money I had in my account

Paid her rent, that was 500k, furnished the house about 400k

It was a learning process though, no fuss

sorry to say but u re a big fool...shame even gree yhu come write this nonsense publicly...nawa 4 sum niggas o.

Sent her Goodnight Sms Everyday for 5months...Only for she to reply only like 5..
Most times I will just calculate the 4 naira *5 months.. Some sms are 2 or 3 pages