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Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by Bryan88(m): 5:21pm On Dec 30, 2019
seniormallam:
Buying food for her everyday inside school......... I will then get #20 kulikuli on my way home to go drink garri......... Promise land I no reach, liver to toast I no get....... Her yellow pawpaw skin is what switched off my brain...... She fresh die, after graduation we went to our different base, she started accusing me for not letting her enjoy her life in school......... I didn't give her space & I didn't say what I want.
yhu fvck up... grin

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Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by kiifagodofwar: 5:24pm On Dec 30, 2019
Wow
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by zoezoelogistics(m): 5:26pm On Dec 30, 2019
merits:
I stole so many things to impress girls,such as � goat, chicken, electric kettle, money and so on.

Blood on Zechariah

You need to make atonement for those sins.


And most likely you never ever got to touch most of them. Wetin you gain. Lol
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by Nobody: 5:27pm On Dec 30, 2019
Walked 8km to just go and see my crush house, without talking to her

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Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by bigcee(m): 5:27pm On Dec 30, 2019
seniormallam:
"Buying food for her everyday inside school. I will then get #20 kulikuli on my way home to go drink garri"
Lwkmd grin grin grin

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Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by zoezoelogistics(m): 5:29pm On Dec 30, 2019
praz001:
I do prepare meal and take it to her she will finish it all and tell me the meat frying is to shallow and the food is not too tasty. But will return empty plate.



I bought 7 phones within 2 years of relationship...

5 Android and 2 normal...



Life is a teacher...





Bros you didn’t have a good adviser. What a waste of resources. SMH
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by Youngpo413: 5:30pm On Dec 30, 2019
olanreyman:
Spend unnecessarily on her which I'm regretting now cos she still cheated on me. I thought money and truely love keeps a lady but damn! Nothing keeps those bitches
hmmm.
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by zoezoelogistics(m): 5:35pm On Dec 30, 2019
helinues:
Perfumes... You do not have to say a word.. na dem go commend themselves

Do you mind recommending a perf for me. I have never come across one I desire , I keep changing perf every time.


Thanks

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Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by helinues: 5:36pm On Dec 30, 2019
zoezoelogistics:


Do you mind recommending a perf for me. I have never come across one I desire , I keep changing perf every time.


Thanks

211 ice gold only if you get the original one

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Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by MANNABBQGRILLS: 5:37pm On Dec 30, 2019
tck2000:
Can barbeque last for two weeks without re-grilling?

If you have any leftovers from your barbecue,
these should not be left outside where they could be in the sun and where insects and animals could get at them.
As with all leftovers, cover these foods and allow them to cool down in a cool place (your kitchen),
You should refrigerate it within two hours of grilling in an air tight plastic bag.
When it comes to reheating leftover barbecue, low and slow is the best method.
And if you want to use the microwave, make sure you turn the Barbecue from side to side so that it can heat up evenly.

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Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by biggy26: 5:37pm On Dec 30, 2019
lilmax:
Actually used all my money I had in my account

Paid her rent, that was 500k, furnished the house about 400k

It was a learning process though, no fuss
I thought you would end the story with marriage. Ah!
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by kunkelhanspeter(m): 5:40pm On Dec 30, 2019
Money
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by TeafahScents(f): 5:40pm On Dec 30, 2019
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Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by zoezoelogistics(m): 5:43pm On Dec 30, 2019
Blaze212:
I rented an apartment for her in school, took care of her feeding, bought her textbooks paid for all her assignments, single handedly sponsored her project, bought her numerous phones for her, her mum, her dad and her kid bro sponsored her sister's trip overseas.....but Las Las her father called me to leave his daughter alone dat am not compatible with his daughter, her sister came back to Nigeria without calling me to thank me till date and she has married another bobo.....isn't loving a lady a fools game ??

Sorry to say your mumu level is legendary. You are either related to Dangote or plain stupid to have spect that much and still got the red card treatment.
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by arthorjnr(m): 5:43pm On Dec 30, 2019
merits:
I stole so many things to impress girls,such as � goat, chicken, electric kettle, money and so on.

Oh lawd�����
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by tck2000(m): 5:43pm On Dec 30, 2019
post=85353457:


If you have any leftovers from your barbecue,
these should not be left outside where they could be in the sun and where insects and animals could get at them.
As with all leftovers, cover these foods and allow them to cool down in a cool place (your kitchen),
You should refrigerate it within two hours of grilling in an air tight plastic bag.
When it comes to reheating leftover barbecue, low and slow is the best method.
And if you want to use the microwave, make sure you turn the Barbecue from side to side so that it can heat up evenly.
Thanks...I'm also a fellow patriot but please stop supporting PDP and APC we both know they don't mean good for us!

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Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by cassyrooy(m): 5:44pm On Dec 30, 2019
TallPck1:
I dated this girl in my school days. She was a fresher. At first I lost interest when she told me she was a virgin and it was a no sex relationship.

But she was already into me, so whenever my friends see us together they were always giving this comment about how pretty she is and how tall and straight she looks so those words motivated me and gbam that was how my feelings towards her changed and I feel in love.


I was always trying to get into her honey pot, I started giving her monthly stipends, for 2 years she was on my payroll. I changed her phone, those time wey blackberry dey hot! Promise land I no see and she keeps asking for more.

The phone got faulty and it was her birthday in school so I had to sacrifice my phone and gave me her own to repair. After getting her phone done. I inserted my sim bad decided to go through her BBM lo and behold what I saw ehn.... I was close to tears my girl has been jumping from one nigga to another to shorten the whole story I played her to come to my house and I gave her one hot slap bad she starred crying. I felt remorseful we sorted it out.

After that time she still refuse promise land and she started asking for n upgrade. I had to collect her phone and promise to sell so I could add money to buy another one for her. I sold the phone and went to chill jeje with my guys. My own way of revenge but e still pain me sha say I no see the girl chop. Since then I no dey impress and girl again oo. I learnt the hard way.
The guy you just talked about suffered severely from Princess Syndrome, she used you to rubberstamp the Prince Title on herself and you played the Noble but Gullible Prince.

Glad your eyes opened sha.
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by zoezoelogistics(m): 5:44pm On Dec 30, 2019
helinues:


211 ice gold only if you get the original one

Ok baba . Thanks.
What’s d price range ?
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by Brunicekid(m): 5:46pm On Dec 30, 2019
merits:
I stole so many things to impress girls,such as � goat, chicken, electric kettle, money and so on.
Am 99.99% sure that you are lieing. The remaining 0.01% is for your conscience to be clear whether you lied or said the truth.

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Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by madjune(m): 5:47pm On Dec 30, 2019
englishmart:
I once met a girl in a cab, I collected her contact and within days we started going out. Since we used the same route and closed the same, we thought it wise to always meet at the bus stop and take a cab together. For like 2 weeks we were doing this, I was the financier of the transportation fare, which was about #600 then. Sometimes she will call me to get her Nutri milk and snacks. Imagine paying 6h +250 almost daily. I was practically suffering and smiling, drunk in love like Beyonce and Jay Z. Mine was stupidity and naivety at play. The craziest of all was that I even borrow if need be. One day I lied to her that my closing time had changed from 5pm to 7:30 pm- she protested and was very unhappy as if it was something I could influence. 3 days later she quit her job. End of a magaring.
Some girls have no conscience, whatsoever. The experience makes me annoyed each time I remember

I love the line- We thought it wise to always meet at the bus stop.

This is the sort of relationship most Nigerian girls love.
The parasitic type where they exploit the naive boy.

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Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by 247days: 5:47pm On Dec 30, 2019
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post=85353457:


If you have any leftovers from your barbecue,
these should not be left outside where they could be in the sun and where insects and animals could get at them.
As with all leftovers, cover these foods and allow them to cool down in a cool place (your kitchen),
You should refrigerate it within two hours of grilling in an air tight plastic bag.
When it comes to reheating leftover barbecue, low and slow is the best method.
And if you want to use the microwave, make sure you turn the Barbecue from side to side so that it can heat up evenly.
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Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by Brunicekid(m): 5:48pm On Dec 30, 2019
praz001:
I do prepare meal and take it to her she will finish it all and tell me the meat frying is to shallow and the food is not too tasty. But will return empty plate.



I bought 7 phones within 2 years of relationship...

5 Android and 2 normal...



Life is a teacher...




If this is true, then you should have really learnt A LOT.

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Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by TeafahScents(f): 5:49pm On Dec 30, 2019
zoezoelogistics:


Do you mind recommending a perf for me. I have never come across one I desire , I keep changing perf every time.


Thanks

Contact 07038202855 for irresistible fragrance perfume oil, 100% undiluted and very affordable perfume. Check @teafah_scents on IG
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by thinksquad(m): 5:49pm On Dec 30, 2019
Jobminister:


Am serious ooh, since people are lying up and down hear claiming what they did not do.

Now let me tell you what happened to me yesterday: on a serious note

I bought two giant croaker fish barbecue yesterday for a girl 4k each, she told me she will take one to her mum and eat one in the bar there with me, so I gave her money to go and pay for the fish, na so the girl carry the two fish comot, when I call, she told me that she is coming that she want to take her mum own for her and come back.

After sometimes she could not pick my calls again, so today she was begging me that she took the two fish to meet her uncle that he was doing birth day.

You know what, the girl took those two fish to meet another man (not any uncle) for them to enjoy and left me.

Am still in total shock, thinking of what to do to her. Guys please help out on what to do to this girl.
cry cry am really sorry mehn .
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by TallPck1(m): 5:50pm On Dec 30, 2019
cassyrooy:
The guy you just talked about suffered severely from Princess Syndrome, she used you to rubberstamp the Prince Title on herself and you played the Noble but Gullible Prince.

Glad your eyes opened sha.



I was so drunk in love. Whenever I remember those days. I'm always hurt and feel like turning back the hands of time because I'm wiser now.

Ever since then it has been a revenge mission on every lady that comes my way. God forgive me!
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by TallPck1(m): 5:52pm On Dec 30, 2019
TeafahScents:


Contact 07038202855 for irresistible fragrance perfume oil, 100% undiluted and very affordable perfume. Check @teafah_scents on IG

Are you on WhatsApp ?
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by cassyrooy(m): 5:53pm On Dec 30, 2019
Chine12:
Sent her Goodnight Sms Everyday for 5months...Only for she to reply only like 5..
Most times I will just calculate the 4 naira *5 months.. Some sms are 2 or 3 pages
I feel like slapping your brains out. grin Because I equally understand you.

Men, e no easy to date. Thank God I'm almost single for the 4th year running.

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Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by luminouzzzzzz(m): 5:53pm On Dec 30, 2019
Nnemuka:

Shebi we agreed on the other thread that you wont quote me again?

Lmaoooo...

I've forgotten... You dont think I'd hold such to mind since naaaaaaa...

Happy holidays grin
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by Uniquekriss(m): 5:54pm On Dec 30, 2019
Randy100:
Going to vigil, where cold and sleep wan kill me for that night. I was later rewarded with kpekus after 6months. grin
my own reward came that night after d vigil cos she had to sleep in my house before daybreak. Mother Mary lost her virginity that might. tongue
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by Brunicekid(m): 5:54pm On Dec 30, 2019
Blaze212:
I rented an apartment for her in school, took care of her feeding, bought her textbooks paid for all her assignments, single handedly sponsored her project, bought her numerous phones for her, her mum, her dad and her kid bro sponsored her sister's trip overseas.....but Las Las her father called me to leave his daughter alone dat am not compatible with his daughter, her sister came back to Nigeria without calling me to thank me till date and she has married another bobo.....isn't loving a lady a fools game ??
Chaii... Sorry ooo.
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by Offpoint: 5:54pm On Dec 30, 2019
airminem:
Many tongue Have more sex.

Need a reason? He said, research shows that a good sex life helps you look younger cos it has a positive effect and behaviour. grin
You don't mean itgrin
Re: Guys, What Were The Things You Did To Impress A Girl? by Ejiod(m): 5:55pm On Dec 30, 2019
seankafor:
Buying exotic juice for her with the 1k I collected from my mum grin

Later that night, one of my nigga carry her fvck her that night embarassed
I no smell her toto till today embarassed
Yay!�‍♀️...

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