Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by SteveOfu: 11:39am On Dec 30, 2019 |
Since we are are sharing our experiences in past relationships let me share mine.. Pls don't laugh...
I remember when I was dating one guy like that ...
Before we met in real life.... During our chat, any time uncle asks what I've eaten.. I will tell him I'm not hungry, how I'm not the foodie type, how I don't eat much... He will be begging me to eat... I will pretend not to really like food...
I finally visited him after he's drop by my school to visit me severally... I decided it was my turn to visit...
Reached his house... First day Met stew with chicken... I boiled white rice, ate and ate ehhhh.... I didn't know when I finished the meat in the stew�...
Second day, I made oha soup.. I ate fufu 4 times that day.. Drank tea, All the small chops and fruits he used to decorate his fridge to impress me, I finished everything��...
Third day, i was on the second plate of the spaghetti I made when I noticed uncle was squeezing face... When He couldn't hold it, He asked,dear I thought you said you don't eat much??
Me: ermmmm���,but you've always begged me to eat naa that's what I'm doing..BTW i don't want you to feel bad I did not eat in your place... Him: hmmm......you've finished everything in this house o...
Uncle don't know as a student I'm always hungry, Not that I don't like food..its food I did not see to eat..
Well nobody should ask how we ended... The relationship ended to the glory of God.
BTW this thing happened many many years ago, when I was a student... So future boo shoot your shot, no need to worry, I won't finish your food... Even this Pepsi I'm holding, It's doctor's prescription� 13 Likes |
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Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by dawnomike(m): 11:54am On Dec 30, 2019 |
Lol! Your post ehn reminded me of someone who use to visit only to eat back in the days SteveOfu: Since we are are sharing our experiences in past relationships let me share mine.. Pls don't laugh...
I remember when I was dating one guy like that ...
Before we met in real life.... During our chat, any time uncle asks what I've eaten.. I will tell him I'm not hungry, how I'm not the foodie type, how I don't eat much... He will be begging me to eat... I will pretend not to really like food...
I finally visited him after he's drop by my school to visit me severally... I decided it was my turn to visit...
Reached his house... First day Met stew with chicken... I boiled white rice, ate and ate ehhhh.... I didn't know when I finished the meat in the stew�...
Second day, I made oha soup.. I ate fufu 4 times that day.. Drank tea, All the small chops and fruits he used to decorate his fridge to impress me, I finished everything��...
Third day, i was on the second plate of the spaghetti I made when I noticed uncle was squeezing face... When He couldn't hold it, He asked,dear I thought you said you don't eat much??
Me: ermmmm���,but you've always begged me to eat naa that's what I'm doing..BTW i don't want you to feel bad I did not eat in your place... Him: hmmm......you've finished everything in this house o...
Uncle don't know as a student I'm always hungry, Not that I don't like food..its food I did not see to eat..
Well nobody should ask how we ended... The relationship ended to the glory of God.
BTW this thing happened many many years ago, when I was a student... So future boo shoot your shot, no need to worry, I won't finish your food... Even this Pepsi I'm holding, It's doctor's prescription� |
Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by Kseafresh: 12:06pm On Dec 30, 2019 |
Space booked just incase 1 Like |
Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by SteveOfu: 1:17pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
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Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by miami35: 3:13pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
;Dloool... Now that is some sense of humor 2 Likes |
Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by zexy2030(m): 4:36pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
SteveOfu: Since we are are sharing our experiences in past relationships let me share mine.. Pls don't laugh...
I remember when I was dating one guy like that ...
Before we met in real life.... During our chat, any time uncle asks what I've eaten.. I will tell him I'm not hungry, how I'm not the foodie type, how I don't eat much... He will be begging me to eat... I will pretend not to really like food...
I finally visited him after he's drop by my school to visit me severally... I decided it was my turn to visit...
Reached his house... First day Met stew with chicken... I boiled white rice, ate and ate ehhhh.... I didn't know when I finished the meat in the stew�...
Second day, I made oha soup.. I ate fufu 4 times that day.. Drank tea, All the small chops and fruits he used to decorate his fridge to impress me, I finished everything��...
Third day, i was on the second plate of the spaghetti I made when I noticed uncle was squeezing face... When He couldn't hold it, He asked,dear I thought you said you don't eat much??
Me: ermmmm���,but you've always begged me to eat naa that's what I'm doing..BTW i don't want you to feel bad I did not eat in your place... Him: hmmm......you've finished everything in this house o...
Uncle don't know as a student I'm always hungry, Not that I don't like food..its food I did not see to eat..
Well nobody should ask how we ended... The relationship ended to the glory of God.
BTW this thing happened many many years ago, when I was a student... So future boo shoot your shot, no need to worry, I won't finish your food... Even this Pepsi I'm holding, It's doctor's prescription |
Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by yemifez: 4:41pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
SteveOfu: Since we are are sharing our experiences in past relationships let me share mine.. Pls don't laugh...
I remember when I was dating one guy like that ...
Before we met in real life.... During our chat, any time uncle asks what I've eaten.. I will tell him I'm not hungry, how I'm not the foodie type, how I don't eat much... He will be begging me to eat... I will pretend not to really like food...
I finally visited him after he's drop by my school to visit me severally... I decided it was my turn to visit...
Reached his house... First day Met stew with chicken... I boiled white rice, ate and ate ehhhh.... I didn't know when I finished the meat in the stew�...
Second day, I made oha soup.. I ate fufu 4 times that day.. Drank tea, All the small chops and fruits he used to decorate his fridge to impress me, I finished everything��...
Third day, i was on the second plate of the spaghetti I made when I noticed uncle was squeezing face... When He couldn't hold it, He asked,dear I thought you said you don't eat much??
Me: ermmmm���,but you've always begged me to eat naa that's what I'm doing..BTW i don't want you to feel bad I did not eat in your place... Him: hmmm......you've finished everything in this house o...
Uncle don't know as a student I'm always hungry, Not that I don't like food..its food I did not see to eat..
Well nobody should ask how we ended... The relationship ended to the glory of God.
BTW this thing happened many many years ago, when I was a student... So future boo shoot your shot, no need to worry, I won't finish your food... Even this Pepsi I'm holding, It's doctor's prescription� Aaah |
Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by yemifez: 4:44pm On Dec 31, 2019 |
SteveOfu: Since we are are sharing our experiences in past relationships let me share mine.. Pls don't laugh...
I remember when I was dating one guy like that ...
Before we met in real life.... During our chat, any time uncle asks what I've eaten.. I will tell him I'm not hungry, how I'm not the foodie type, how I don't eat much... He will be begging me to eat... I will pretend not to really like food...
I finally visited him after he's drop by my school to visit me severally... I decided it was my turn to visit...
Reached his house... First day Met stew with chicken... I boiled white rice, ate and ate ehhhh.... I didn't know when I finished the meat in the stew�...
Second day, I made oha soup.. I ate fufu 4 times that day.. Drank tea, All the small chops and fruits he used to decorate his fridge to impress me, I finished everything��...
Third day, i was on the second plate of the spaghetti I made when I noticed uncle was squeezing face... When He couldn't hold it, He asked,dear I thought you said you don't eat much??
Me: ermmmm���,but you've always begged me to eat naa that's what I'm doing..BTW i don't want you to feel bad I did not eat in your place... Him: hmmm......you've finished everything in this house o...
Uncle don't know as a student I'm always hungry, Not that I don't like food..its food I did not see to eat..
Well nobody should ask how we ended... The relationship ended to the glory of God.
BTW this thing happened many many years ago, when I was a student... So future boo shoot your shot, no need to worry, I won't finish your food... Even this Pepsi I'm holding, It's doctor's prescription� Aaah! You really cracked me up mehn |
Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by SteveOfu: 10:40am On Jan 01, 2020 |
yemifez:
Aaah! You really cracked me up mehn Lol |
Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by Frankicent(m): 10:45am On Jan 01, 2020 |
SteveOfu: Since we are are sharing our experiences in past relationships let me share mine.. Pls don't laugh...
I remember when I was dating one guy like that ...
Before we met in real life.... During our chat, any time uncle asks what I've eaten.. I will tell him I'm not hungry, how I'm not the foodie type, how I don't eat much... He will be begging me to eat... I will pretend not to really like food...
I finally visited him after he's drop by my school to visit me severally... I decided it was my turn to visit...
Reached his house... First day Met stew with chicken... I boiled white rice, ate and ate ehhhh.... I didn't know when I finished the meat in the stew�...
Second day, I made oha soup.. I ate fufu 4 times that day.. Drank tea, All the small chops and fruits he used to decorate his fridge to impress me, I finished everything��...
Third day, i was on the second plate of the spaghetti I made when I noticed uncle was squeezing face... When He couldn't hold it, He asked,dear I thought you said you don't eat much??
Me: ermmmm���,but you've always begged me to eat naa that's what I'm doing..BTW i don't want you to feel bad I did not eat in your place... Him: hmmm......you've finished everything in this house o...
Uncle don't know as a student I'm always hungry, Not that I don't like food..its food I did not see to eat..
Well nobody should ask how we ended... The relationship ended to the glory of God.
BTW this thing happened many many years ago, when I was a student... So future boo shoot your shot, no need to worry, I won't finish your food... Even this Pepsi I'm holding, It's doctor's prescription� May God help you. all this selfish and greedy g*LS na go chop nothing dey show for body. Because he tried to impress you which is very bad. You displayed your bad behavior... I hope he D*MP your ass... naso na dey miss husband had one skinny Tiv girl like that. anything she comes she will eat. I never benefit anything from her not $*x, food, money nothing. I told her straight to her that she's a pest and a burden..she should Bleep off. |
Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by dauddy97(m): 11:21am On Jan 01, 2020 |
God really wanted to answer my prayer cos she wanted to live above what I earn. She took me to be responsible for her school fees, house rent and lot more. I am still a student too. But, I try to send her 3k every month. She was dating an elderly man and still telling me it was nothing. That she knows the man very well and even know her family. I was like, I can't cope with this. She was all over every guys in her school, from party to night club and lot of ceremony She wasn't open to learn. Very wick . she sent me a message this morning. I quote - "Daud this is my own prayer for you today,you will never see a woman that will marry you with your short life disease,you shall die early, you won't be of blessing to your generation,you won't make it in life,you will be rusticated����this things can only by pass you on this conditions,if i never love you wholeheartedly,if I was the one to open my mouth to tell not interested,and if I have never wishe you for good in life,to you to tarnished my image right,no problem God see everything.did I ever ask you for my school fees ? With what you to today Daud you will see me in every area of your life" I didn't even reply her. |
Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by biddostandard: 12:05pm On Jan 01, 2020 |
dauddy97: God really wanted to answer my prayer cos she wanted to live above what I earn.
She took me to be responsible for her school fees, house rent and lot more. I am still a student too. But, I try to send her 3k every month.
She was dating an elderly man and still telling me it was nothing. That she knows the man very well and even know her family. I was like, I can't cope with this.
She was all over every guys in her school, from party to night club and lot of ceremony
She wasn't open to learn. Very wick .
she sent me a message this morning. I quote -
"Daud this is my own prayer for you today,you will never see a woman that will marry you with your short life disease,you shall die early, you won't be of blessing to your generation,you won't make it in life,you will be rusticated����this things can only by pass you on this conditions,if i never love you wholeheartedly,if I was the one to open my mouth to tell not interested,and if I have never wishe you for good in life,to you to tarnished my image right,no problem God see everything.did I ever ask you for my school fees? With what you to today Daud you will see me in every area of your life"
I didn't even reply her.
weak man ....you deserved it since you no wan get sense 1 Like |
Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by boiz2men(m): 1:07pm On Jan 01, 2020 |
SteveOfu: Since we are are sharing our experiences in past relationships let me share mine.. Pls don't laugh...
I remember when I was dating one guy like that ...
Before we met in real life.... During our chat, any time uncle asks what I've eaten.. I will tell him I'm not hungry, how I'm not the foodie type, how I don't eat much... He will be begging me to eat... I will pretend not to really like food...
I finally visited him after he's drop by my school to visit me severally... I decided it was my turn to visit...
Reached his house... First day Met stew with chicken... I boiled white rice, ate and ate ehhhh.... I didn't know when I finished the meat in the stew�...
Second day, I made oha soup.. I ate fufu 4 times that day.. Drank tea, All the small chops and fruits he used to decorate his fridge to impress me, I finished everything��...
Third day, i was on the second plate of the spaghetti I made when I noticed uncle was squeezing face... When He couldn't hold it, He asked,dear I thought you said you don't eat much??
Me: ermmmm���,but you've always begged me to eat naa that's what I'm doing..BTW i don't want you to feel bad I did not eat in your place... Him: hmmm......you've finished everything in this house o...
Uncle don't know as a student I'm always hungry, Not that I don't like food..its food I did not see to eat..
Well nobody should ask how we ended... The relationship ended to the glory of God.
BTW this thing happened many many years ago, when I was a student... So future boo shoot your shot, no need to worry, I won't finish your food... Even this Pepsi I'm holding, It's doctor's prescription� Did this truly happen or you wanted to lighten our mood |
Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by Lamanii22(f): 1:28pm On Jan 01, 2020 |
Lol fufu 4 times? You're a big foodie |
Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by SteveOfu: 11:16am On Jan 02, 2020 |
boiz2men:
Did this truly happen or you wanted to lighten our mood |
Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by depato88(m): 11:28am On Jan 02, 2020 |
dauddy97: God really wanted to answer my prayer cos she wanted to live above what I earn.
She took me to be responsible for her school fees, house rent and lot more. I am still a student too. But, I try to send her 3k every month.
She was dating an elderly man and still telling me it was nothing. That she knows the man very well and even know her family. I was like, I can't cope with this.
She was all over every guys in her school, from party to night club and lot of ceremony
She wasn't open to learn. Very wick .
she sent me a message this morning. I quote -
"Daud this is my own prayer for you today,you will never see a woman that will marry you with your short life disease,you shall die early, you won't be of blessing to your generation,you won't make it in life,you will be rusticated����this things can only by pass you on this conditions,if i never love you wholeheartedly,if I was the one to open my mouth to tell not interested,and if I have never wishe you for good in life,to you to tarnished my image right,no problem God see everything.did I ever ask you for my school fees? With what you to today Daud you will see me in every area of your life"
I didn't even reply her.
tell me this is a joke |
Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by kdfinest(m): 12:51pm On Jan 02, 2020 |
SteveOfu: Since we are are sharing our experiences in past relationships let me share mine.. Pls don't laugh...
I remember when I was dating one guy like that ...
Before we met in real life.... During our chat, any time uncle asks what I've eaten.. I will tell him I'm not hungry, how I'm not the foodie type, how I don't eat much... He will be begging me to eat... I will pretend not to really like food...
I finally visited him after he's drop by my school to visit me severally... I decided it was my turn to visit...
Reached his house... First day Met stew with chicken... I boiled white rice, ate and ate ehhhh.... I didn't know when I finished the meat in the stew�...
Second day, I made oha soup.. I ate fufu 4 times that day.. Drank tea, All the small chops and fruits he used to decorate his fridge to impress me, I finished everything��...
Third day, i was on the second plate of the spaghetti I made when I noticed uncle was squeezing face... When He couldn't hold it, He asked,dear I thought you said you don't eat much??
Me: ermmmm���,but you've always begged me to eat naa that's what I'm doing..BTW i don't want you to feel bad I did not eat in your place... Him: hmmm......you've finished everything in this house o...
Uncle don't know as a student I'm always hungry, Not that I don't like food..its food I did not see to eat..
Well nobody should ask how we ended... The relationship ended to the glory of God.
BTW this thing happened many many years ago, when I was a student... So future boo shoot your shot, no need to worry, I won't finish your food... Even this Pepsi I'm holding, It's doctor's prescription� jeez am loving u already, so pepsi is now among healthy diet precribed by Doc? Shift make i faint. 2 Likes |
Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by SteveOfu: 11:09am On Jan 08, 2020 |
kdfinest: jeez am loving u already, so pepsi is now among healthy diet precribed by Doc? Shift make i faint. |
Re: Sharing Our Experiences In Past Relationships Let by Rubyjade: 10:40pm On Sep 17, 2023 |
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