| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Nobody: 11:14pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
victorian:
Read what I said to bigDhap.
Mehn I give up on his case. But it's amusing and strange .
First time ever to. Experience such in my life time |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by czarr(m): 11:31pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
victorian:
Read what I said to bigDhap.
Mehn I give up on his case. But it's amusing and strange .
First time ever to. Experience such in my life time You seem to really like this guy. Quick question. Was he born with a silver spoon? Did he attend a private university? Is he a mummy's boy? Does he have lots of sister's? |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by doggedfighter(f): 11:33pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
namiji2598:
bros abeg vacant space dey? Am still unemployed and job hunting Vacant space dey where?. |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Nobody: 11:34pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
czarr:
You seem to really like this guy.
Quick question.
Was he born with a silver spoon?
Did he attend a private university?
Is he a mummy's boy?
Does he have lots of sister's?
hmmm this answers the reason for his shyness 1 Like |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by victorian(f): 11:39pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
czarr:
You seem to really like this guy.
Quick question.
Was he born with a silver spoon?
Did he attend a private university?
Is he a mummy's boy?
Does he have lots of sister's?
Yea I simply like him but not that deep. He looks successful, calm , drives a Prado . He also looks like a mummy's boy even though he has other elder brothers. I don't know if he was born with a silver spoon but yes he went to a private university , he works and he's into other buisnesses as well. His brothers are more than his sisters . He's the last guy amongst the guys. And him and his immediate elder brother live in the same estate. He's the quiet type and a beard gang for that matter. I thought beard gang guys are bold and capable with women but it seems this one is the opposite. Why do u ask these questions? |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by BabbanBura(m): 11:48pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
DZTech:
I used to chat up ladies whenever opportunity arose; till one showed me d way (wrote about it here)
now, na moni b my bae!
I need a 2nd side hustle in my life!
like ur job, u need to plan both strategies and tactics-
strategies:
dis will work in shops, church, bus rides, ladies wears/hair outlets
plan a daily shopping list- 2, 3 items
get good business cards
always go out with ur cards & a pen 
note supermarkets within walking distance of ur job and ur house
note foodstuff markets within 1 busstop of ur job and ur house
plan on shopping when it's less busy
u need tym to operate, until u bcom more confident and spontaneous
always dress down o! ur on a budget
but body spray is necessary
tactics:
ask 4 items out of stock (check 1st o!)
ask 4 gift ideas 4 ur mum or sister
write out of stock items, or wot d lady recommends on d card 4 her to call u with
"how can I thank u 4 ur help, would u like to go 4 a drink when ur off?" (meaning no pressure)
"sister, excuse me, do u know pastor's wife?" lol, ur reason is dt ur mum would like t meet with her; na lie? 
I don try 4 u
happy hunting! Badass |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by BabbanBura(m): 11:53pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
victorian:
Correct!!
Lefulefu please teach some of the guys here how to strike interesting convo with babes.
And I know of a rich fine calm guy who's so shy to woo a babe. He doesn't have any babe.
Sometimes I wonder if he's a virgin at 40. Honestly I just wonder most times.
E matter taya me, I swear. Babe lecture the guy yourself nah - e go sink faster and easier. How u dey? |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by victorian(f): 12:00am On Feb 27, 2020 |
BabbanBura:
Babe lecture the guy yourself nah - e go sink faster and easier. How u dey? How do I lecture him? When he's even dodging to woo me face to face? But in his mind, he feels we are dating already. Lol. Until he's ready to face his fears, if not ? There is nothing I can do at this level. I'm fine, doing great and u? |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by BabbanBura(m): 12:09am On Feb 27, 2020 |
victorian:
How do I lecture him? When he's even dodging to woo me face to face? But in his mind, he feels we are dating already. Lol.
Until he's ready to face his fears, if not ? There is nothing I can do at this level.
I'm fine, doing great and u? Yeah right, you can lead him on, or ask him "what does he wants" kinda question - that should open up that discussion and then do ya lecture. Great to know you are, am cool too just that this slavery called work don fill me up to the neck, but all good sha! |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by victorian(f): 12:32am On Feb 27, 2020 |
BabbanBura:
Yeah right, you can lead him on, or ask him "what does he wants" kinda question - that should open up that discussion and then do ya lecture.
Great to know you are, am cool too just that this slavery called work don fill me up to the neck, but all good sha! Ok o Eeyah it's well. As the years go by, the work u feel is slavery will turn. Into something much better in Jesus name amen. Ok have to sleep. Tomorrow is another day. Sweet Dreams and Enjoy the night ahead  |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Jokerjr: 12:46am On Feb 27, 2020 |
idoms:
They say make money first before you pursue woman but what do you do in the meantime when you're still hustling for money. When sexual urges come I try to think of how I can make more money. Sometimes the urge becomes unbearable. I stopped watching porn and masturbating three months ago. I haven't had sex since September 2018 with an ashawo. I'm trying to improve myself by quitting all these bad habits but sometimes the sexual urges just becoming unbearable. There is only so much my willpower can go.
I am a single guy,I like to keep to myself. I have a job,I make 50k a month. I still live with my parents. I'm in my late 20s. I also do digital marketing on the side.
I don't know man. I don't want to go back to watching porn and going to ashawo house again. I want real woman. Dnt u know how to sweet talk  |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by czarr(m): 2:22am On Feb 27, 2020 |
victorian:
Yea I simply like him but not that deep.
He looks successful, calm , drives a Prado . He also looks like a mummy's boy even though he has other elder brothers.
I don't know if he was born with a silver spoon but yes he went to a private university , he works and he's into other buisnesses as well.
His brothers are more than his sisters . He's the last guy amongst the guys. And him and his immediate elder brother live in the same estate.
He's the quiet type and a beard gang for that matter.
I thought beard gang guys are bold and capable with women but it seems this one is the opposite.
Why do u ask these questions? he is probably closer to his sisters. He needs to put himself in a position where his survival is dependent on his ability to socialize and to be confrontational. It's called the death ground strategy. Long story |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by namiji2598: 3:20am On Feb 27, 2020 |
doggedfighter:
Vacant space dey where?. for the work...lol things are hard |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Came4amod: 3:52am On Feb 27, 2020 |
idoms:
They say make money first before you pursue woman but what do you do in the meantime when you're still hustling for money. When sexual urges come I try to think of how I can make more money. Sometimes the urge becomes unbearable. I stopped watching porn and masturbating three months ago. I haven't had sex since September 2018 with an ashawo. I'm trying to improve myself by quitting all these bad habits but sometimes the sexual urges just becoming unbearable. There is only so much my willpower can go.
I am a single guy,I like to keep to myself. I have a job,I make 50k a month. I still live with my parents. I'm in my late 20s. I also do digital marketing on the side.
I don't know man. I don't want to go back to watching porn and going to ashawo house again. I want real woman. Don't get advice .. follow your style .. do what makes u happy .. safely .. girls plenty.. choose one .. build her .. make her yours .. and my guy sex is not enjoyment .. I have been lucky to have bleeped almost all the girls I crushed on and I still feel regret until I met my babe |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Comedian2019: 5:24am On Feb 27, 2020 |
idoms:
They say make money first before you pursue woman but what do you do in the meantime when you're still hustling for money. When sexual urges come I try to think of how I can make more money. Sometimes the urge becomes unbearable. I stopped watching porn and masturbating three months ago. I haven't had sex since September 2018 with an ashawo. I'm trying to improve myself by quitting all these bad habits but sometimes the sexual urges just becoming unbearable. There is only so much my willpower can go.
I am a single guy,I like to keep to myself. I have a job,I make 50k a month. I still live with my parents. I'm in my late 20s. I also do digital marketing on the side.
I don't know man. I don't want to go back to watching porn and going to ashawo house again. I want real woman. Look for a woman who is serious and start a relationship. |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Talib93(m): 6:54am On Feb 27, 2020 |
idoms:
They say make money first before you pursue woman but what do you do in the meantime when you're still hustling for money. When sexual urges come I try to think of how I can make more money. Sometimes the urge becomes unbearable. I stopped watching porn and masturbating three months ago. I haven't had sex since September 2018 with an ashawo. I'm trying to improve myself by quitting all these bad habits but sometimes the sexual urges just becoming unbearable. There is only so much my willpower can go.
I am a single guy,I like to keep to myself. I have a job,I make 50k a month. I still live with my parents. I'm in my late 20s. I also do digital marketing on the side.
I don't know man. I don't want to go back to watching porn and going to ashawo house again. I want real woman. D Ashawo na plastic doll? wey u dey shout "real woman" up & down |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Nobody: 7:00am On Feb 27, 2020 |
idoms:
They say make money first before you pursue woman but what do you do in the meantime when you're still hustling for money. When sexual urges come I try to think of how I can make more money. Sometimes the urge becomes unbearable. I stopped watching porn and masturbating three months ago. I haven't had sex since September 2018 with an ashawo. I'm trying to improve myself by quitting all these bad habits but sometimes the sexual urges just becoming unbearable. There is only so much my willpower can go.
I am a single guy,I like to keep to myself. I have a job,I make 50k a month. I still live with my parents. I'm in my late 20s. I also do digital marketing on the side.
I don't know man. I don't want to go back to watching porn and going to ashawo house again. I want real woman. Lol. That adage is for people who want to get married, not for people who want to have sex. Marriage needs money for family support and to maintain self respect as head of the family. Getting sex only requires game. I defer you to my ogas on that one. |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by idoms: 7:32am On Feb 27, 2020 |
You know what I mean na. Like regular woman. Woman that isn't an ashawo Talib93:
D Ashawo na plastic doll? wey u dey shout "real woman" up & down 1 Like |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by idoms: 7:33am On Feb 27, 2020 |
Not really No Jokerjr:
Dnt u know how to sweet talk
|
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by BabbanBura(m): 8:05am On Feb 27, 2020 |
victorian:
Ok o
Eeyah it's well.
As the years go by, the work u feel is slavery will turn. Into something much better in Jesus name amen.
Ok have to sleep.
Tomorrow is another day. Sweet Dreams and
Enjoy the night ahead Thanks dear and amen. Goodmorning |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Stillthebest: 8:26am On Feb 27, 2020 |
And what if you don't finally make the money? Or Abi you think making money is one mathematical theorem that after proving you get to a logical end?
Making money supercedes hardwork, a hand that you can never see but feel must be holding you before u can make money. And definitely everyone won't make money in excess |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Nobody: 8:33am On Feb 27, 2020 |
victorian:
A considerable number of men feels intimidated around me, cos I look flashy.
So I think his own is over board.
And he looks all tus..h o but he's scared being around me, I don't even understand sef
Ok see o, on Vals day he sent a text to woo me and ask me to be his Val. And I was like can't he come over to my place and read the poem he typed and say it face to face, that can I be his Val? And be part of his future like the poem he typed said.
But he kept quiet and mumbled that he's held up somewhere but will send a gift across. Which he did through someone. A Lovely gift
Then he didn't show up, he then called later at night and said he will. Make it up To me by taking me out.
I then said will u be ready to ask me officially to be your gf face to face Orelse I won't date u. From then, this guy has been forming busy o :DLol
He will chat quickly every day and disappear
Oh jeez! Guys dey o
I was forced to ask him, guy is anyone forcing u to woo me?
Cause I don't understand what's going on. Seems u are dodging me, and u were the one who came to look. For me. But Since I said u will ask me out facially and not through text uv become Professor of busy
He then mumbled and said oh not like that and he's very busy and with time I will understand his busy schedules. I just laughed within me
Abeg the guy na huge case! Lol.
Damn! .. he still feels nervous around you . he probably does like you but doesn't know how to tell you. you too be less intimidating around him now, if you really do like him that much .. lastly how do you feel about helping him out, like does he really need to ask you out before you guys become an item. you guys should skip the the whole formality of him wooing you and just get down to business.. I'm pretty sure he'll come around. |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Nobody: 8:37am On Feb 27, 2020 |
victorian:
How do I lecture him? When he's even dodging to woo me face to face? But in his mind, he feels we are dating already. Lol.
Until he's ready to face his fears, if not ? There is nothing I can do at this level.
I'm fine, doing great and u? .. abeg .. na by force if him woo you .. abeg let my guy breath jare.. 3 Likes |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by sofiscatedmoron: 8:58am On Feb 27, 2020 |
idoms:
All my colleagues are male. I mostly keep to myself. I don't have much money to flex. Reasons could be-- U don't know how to toast babes,, U are the shy type You're scared if they will say yes or no to you Make the move bro, there are many girls to love you, 1 Like |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Benprass(m): 9:11am On Feb 27, 2020 |
Russo35:
You need to explore bro.. I am not criticizing your way of life but for you to avoid what's called "mid life crisis" you need to experience some certain things.. Thank God you still have time on your side(God willing)..Explore the wild, bad and the good side.. Travel more.... See things from different perspective.. Mind life crisis what is that hmm I see
Lastly, Be open minded and Approachable |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by technicallyrich(m): 9:27am On Feb 27, 2020 |
Is not all about the money but your style and packaging.
Eg Tosyn2much works with the bmc and he is been paid peanuts,just like the fol manabbqgrills,and was able to date a our lovely sister sexybbstar.
From tosin,i learnt if Just try to sound intelligent,look posh and try your best to smell nice.u might get your own bunmi.
You also need a mentor,if you are afraid to seduce or ask a woman out.
Toks2008 who is the oldest nairalanader can help you out.
Tonyebarcanista.or iamj the nairaland billonaire.
My bro.there is nothing as sweet as a woman suckin your pepee and anus,until you release your hapiness.
Allah bless us all. 3 Likes |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by idoms: 9:29am On Feb 27, 2020 |
U don mean it!!!! biGDhAp:
by spreading the rich ladies legs.. |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by victorian(f): 9:31am On Feb 27, 2020 |
BabbanBura:
Thanks dear and amen. Goodmorning Goodmorning dear. Happy New day. Have a marvellous day ahead |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by idoms: 9:33am On Feb 27, 2020 |
That's a good idea. At least I can spare at least 4000 naira every month to go on dates Russo35:
You said u live with your parents(that's a plus financially), Work on a bugdet it won't hurt to hangout twice a month(weekends)..Look fresh and approachable..Don't stay glue to your phone the whole time, observe and strike, don't be scared of the NO you might get at first,with time it will get better |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by victorian(f): 9:38am On Feb 27, 2020 |
biGDhAp:
.. he still feels nervous around you . he probably does like you but doesn't know how to tell you.
you too be less intimidating around him now, if you really do like him that much ..
lastly how do you feel about helping him out, like does he really need to ask you out before you guys become an item. you guys should skip the the whole formality of him wooing you and just get down to business.. I'm pretty sure he'll come around. Its not my fault., I look the way I look and see o, I'm a simple dresser but fortunately anythinf I wear look grand on me. No be my fault Biko, na as God create me. No skipping wooing o. At least ask me, Princess will you be my gf and every other question he typed in the text he sent me. Why send Text to woo me? It's absurd to me sha. I'm not a kid |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Okoroawusa: 9:40am On Feb 27, 2020 |
Sex is the easiest thing to have n I am not talking of prostitutes. Look around u there is always a girl ready to have sex with you unless you have high taste or looking in the wrong direction. 1 Like |
| Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Nobody: 9:41am On Feb 27, 2020 |
victorian:
Its not my fault., I look the way I look and see o, I'm a simple dresser but fortunately anythinf I wear look grand on me.
No be my fault Biko, na as God create me.
No skipping wooing o. At least ask me, Princess will you be my gf and every other question he typed in the text he sent me.
Why send Text to woo me? It's absurd to me sha. I'm not a kid you sha wan give the guy tough time .. nawa for you females oo . una no dey pity pesin ni |
