raumdeuter:


Vicinius exposed Hidden shakushaku Hazard. The 2 left legged twerker

Vinicius will thank Pique for the deflected goal. Diaz will only thank Zidane for giving him the chance to do, in 2mins, what Benzema couldn't do for 90 mins.

raumdeuter:


Madrid top scorer in all comps

Na so...iioon!

airmark:


Diaz replaced the Algerian bag of beans and scored.

You can imagine. The useless player was missing chance after chance all day.

TalabiAudu:



Utter crap of a player

Cc raumdeuter you've got your answer.

diggz:


You can imagine. The useless player was missing chance after chance all day.

He was bundled out like a bag of beans at Mile 12.

airmark:


He was bundled out like a bag of beans at Mile 12.

Useless striker

Chelsea squad took bold predictions on the outcome of tonight game ..

kante really hurt me there

It looks like Porto's Alex Telles has no intentions of signing a new contract with his club. The ninja is asking for a €6m-a-year salary, which the club are unwilling to provide.

With his contract expiring next year, Porto may just be looking at cash in on the ninja this summer.

Can we move?

Toni Kroos misplaced just ONE pass against Barcelona:

98.5% pass accuracy 65 passes 64 passes completed 1 assist Carry along?

Amoto94:
Toni Kroos misplaced just ONE pass against Barcelona:


98.5% pass accuracy
65 passes
64 passes completed
1 assist
Carry along?

He can pass sideways a lot shaa

airmark:


Vinicius will thank Pique for the deflected goal. Diaz will only thank Zidane for giving him the chance to do, in 2mins, what Benzema couldn't do for 90 mins.

Vicinius has equalled Hazards season goals in 90mins of football

diggz:


Na so...iioon!

Yes oo. Undisputed Madrid top scorer

raumdeuter:


Vicinius has equalled Hazards season goals in 90mins of football

That's TOUGH.

Nihilist:


I'm actually not joking.

Alonso is already a striker in all but name. He averages more touches in the penalty box per game than the likes of Jesse Lingard, and actually sees more of the ball in the Final 3rd than Morata himself.

His game is about off the ball movement, and is only really hampered attacking wise by the fact that he has to retreat to his own box area several times a game.

Alonso is really a false 9. Why not just make him a real 9? His defensive game still leaves a lot to be desired, but offensively he could probably do some real damage. He's good in the air, tall, strong, and has a great eye for goal.

Surely, I cant be the only person thinking this?

This is not tough, you know ball bro.

raumdeuter:


Vicinius has equalled Hazards season goals in 90mins of football

Yes, a fit player is expected to outperform the one consistently going in and out of clinic.

Griffon:
It looks like Porto's Alex Telles has no intentions of signing a new contract with his club. The ninja is asking for a €6m-a-year salary, which the club are unwilling to provide.

With his contract expiring next year, Porto may just be looking at cash in on the ninja this summer.

Can we move?

Yes please. Telles,or Grimaldo,is a must in the summer.

But who did this

Who sabi shorten URL?

NextD18:
Who sabi shorten URL?

bit dot ly will do it for you.

Greatihex:
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To my chosen naming?

NextD18:

To my chosen naming?

no

Griffon:
It looks like Porto's Alex Telles has no intentions of signing a new contract with his club. The ninja is asking for a €6m-a-year salary, which the club are unwilling to provide.

With his contract expiring next year, Porto may just be looking at cash in on the ninja this summer.

Can we move?

This guy is an animal.

I'll take him or Acuna at Sporting Lisbon

airmark:


This is not tough, you know ball bro.

airmark:


Yes, a fit player is expected to outperform the one consistently going in and out of clinic.

Vinicius 1274 mins 4 goals
Hazard 1124mins 1 goal

Help us with this Maths

raumdeuter:


Vinicius 1274 mins 4 goals
Hazard 1124mins 1 goal

Help us with this Maths

This one is not tough, it's simple arithmetic.
Vinicius a goal every 318.5 minutes. Hazard a goal every 1124 minutes.

The calculation is easy but the answer (for Hazard) is TOUGH.

afrodoc:


This one is not tough, it's simple arithmetic.
Vinicius a goal every 318.5 minutes. Hazard a goal every 1124 minutes.

The calculation is easy but the answer (for Hazard) is TOUGH.

Airmark is this possible that Vinicius a teenager that's new to Europe is doing better than the greatest hidden shakushaku hazard. Hensben must hear this

Could it be that Hazard is playing under a defensive coach with Pedro and Willian in Madrid while Vicinius is playing with an attacking coach and better players

raumdeuter:


Airmark is this possible that Vinicius a teenager that's new to Europe is doing better than the greatest hidden shakushaku hazard. Hensben must hear this

Could it be that Hazard is playing under a defensive coach with Pedro and Willian in Madrid while Vicinius is playing with an attacking coach and better players

A fit Hazard will reply these foolish questions when the time comes.

That's how VVD replied your foolish questions at Munich last season.

airmark:
A fit Hazard will reply these foolish questions when the time comes.

That's how VVD replied your foolish questions at Munich last season.

Hazard has played over 1,000 mins for Madrid already and has 1 goal to show for it, a teenager from South America in similar number of minutes has 4 goals

Is that not a shame? VVD was only able to use Hummels to shine which was why we bundled your bend down select Hummels out of Bayern

raumdeuter:


Hazard has played over 1,000 mins for Madrid already and has 1 goal to show for it, a teenager from South America in similar number of minutes has 4 goals

Is that not a shame? VVD was only able to use Hummels to shine which was why we bundled your bend down select Hummels out of Bayern

Benzema's over 1000mins, 1 goal since 3 months.

Mariano Diaz 3 mins, 1 goal yesterday.

It's either Benzema kills Madrid or Madrid kill him.


Where was Boathand when VVD destroyed Hummels, Neuer and you?

Cc Thorvikk55, DExponential, Amoto94.

Tommorow Chelsea vs Liverpool. I hope your minds are relaxed. Parte is expected here.

airmark:
Benzema's over 1000mins, 1 goal since 3 months.
Mariano Diaz 3 mins, 1 goal yesterday.

It's either Benzema kills Madrid or Madrid kill him.
Where was Boathand when VVD destroyed Hummels, Neuer and you?

Give us stats for the entire season

Benzema Madrid top scorer, 2nd in La Liga

Tell us the position of Hidden Hazard.

Hummels was the one destroyed and Bayern shipped him out that he wasnt Bayern standard

When Boatank faced your club a few days ago in your own stadium it ended in tears for you and your citadel people

Tommorow Chelsea vs Liverpool. I hope your minds are relaxed. Parte is expected here.

Who Arsenal dey play tomorrow?