Jaqenhghar:

Yeah rite

LMAO. You of all people you don't believe me?

Ever watched that show called, Wife swap? When I meet my future husband we should do that so I can deafen you with my silence

adedayoa2:
I could not eat meat, it tasted like wood in my mouth, and i craved for party rice.

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lol! Shei Tomorrow now if your pikin begin go parties and owambes, you won't start beating him/her anyhow? Na you start am o...

eyaah,its just for awhile dear,many don't do it intentional, may God give you strength to pull through and I wish her safe delivery

BigBizzy:
My own is somewhat different.

I wish my wife will crave for the things said in this post.

My wife crave for wahala, before I go to work trouble, I come back more trouble. My wife can just be on her own and send me long Whatsapp message accusing me of so many things. All ye time I feel like running away. But where I wan run leave my unborn child go na....

Yesterday's stressing was 1000%. I still don't know how God kept me calm. At the end she will say it's he pregnancy.

It is well...this too shall end in praise

XhosaNostra:


LMAO. You of all people you don't believe me?

Ever watched that show called, Wife swap? When I meet my future husband we should do that so I can deafen you with my silence

Im just going with the stereotype that says women like to talk and men dont listen.
Wife swap. Do they still do that shít?

Jaqenhghar:

Im just going with the stereotype that says women like to talk and men dont listen.
Wife swap. Do they still do that shít?

Yes, women love to talk but some have a pause button now

Anyway yeah, it's still on. It's one of my favourite shows, I don't miss an episode. I watch it mostly for the house pòrn. I love beautiful homes lol.

Different cravings for different days. There are days I don't wanna see anyone at all. There are days I won't taste anything throughout, if I'm forced or persuaded, I vomit like no man's business. I remember for two months, I didn't enter my kitchen. Can't stand the smell, we were eating out. My husband was lucky, didn't stress him too much cos my mum and sisters were around. In all it's a good feeling.

Remembered my aunt first pregnancy, she left breakfast in the morning and went to the mango tree in the compound to eat unripe mangoes till she's full. When mango season was over, she graduated to eating the leaves.

Drinking water in the toilet and oda bizzare behavior the husband couldn't can anymore.

Leezah:

The non-app-driven response would be - because they want to.

Pregnancy, as you may already know, is a very hormonal event, more like 9 consecutive months of events, with a special prayer for the successful delivery and a live birth.

Even without hormones, many people have cravings: they are induced by the lack of some chemical in the body or the need for some chemical to be present (such as coffee to stay alert or chocolate to be happy), and the brain is driven to crave that exact substance.

With the hormones added to the mix, there is an increase in requirements: not just chemicals, but substances based on colors and textures, up to and including the revival of that which we have not craved in decades.

If you were asking "Why?" while standing at 3am at the checkout lane of the supermarket where your expectant partner had sent you to fetch anchovies and strawberry ice cream, do not despair: it's a small price to pay for having a new bundle of joy in your life.

For reference, below is a chart with those cravings and healthy substitutions but if a pregnant female is craving chocolate, please do not substitute it with a trail mix for the time being.

What kind of profile pic is that?

You will put someone in trouble in public one day

centboy123456:



and so what abi is it a crime to make a mistake

you this South Africa people you all think u know everything

pls live this forum we don't need any South Africa people here

thanks

Stop that. Don't talk to XhosaNostra like that...I won't take it from u

biGDhAp:
lol .. thank God I'm a chronic earpiece user..

I'd just stick them into my ears.. increase the volume to the loudest, put a smile on my face and just be staring at her..


I can't have my head hurting from unnecessary talks

Hagahahaha quite hilarious.
Hope you won't try this to your wife?
You know, women crave our attention and our listening ears and our vocal inputs. That stunt you plan on playing will backfire if she let's all hell lose o.

Okoroawusa:

Stop that. Don't talk to XhosaNostra like that...I won't take it from u

Hey there, gallant stranger

XhosaNostra:



Hey there, gallant stranger

Leave that boy...I have chased him off...

You can go ahead and do what you like. You are officially a Nigerian now.

Okoroawusa:

Leave that boy...I have chased him off...

You can go ahead and do what you like. You are officially a Nigerian now.

Lol, thanks

XhosaNostra:


Lol, thanks

You are welcome

Remember I told you that we will find one fine Nigerian husband for you? Na that one remain now

ladyGKilaBCrueD:

This story is so wholesome

Awesome you mean?

I'm pretty sure I know the difference between awesome and wholesome

cRobo:



Awesome you mean?

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
I'm pretty sure I know the difference between awesome and wholesome

It was only a question

No offence intended

Irrespective of the inconveniences ,the male will only have to do her wish,might be preceded wit initial grumbling ,subtle anger & mild phycological debate (asking urself aloud the fitting of her cravings) buh in the end...humor

Offpoint:
Remembered my aunt first pregnancy, she left breakfast in the morning and went to the mango tree in the compound to eat unripe mangoes till she's full. When mango season was over, she graduated to eating the leaves.

Drinking water in the toilet and oda bizzare behavior the husband couldn't can anymore.

KINGreignn:

Hagahahaha quite hilarious.
Hope you won't try this to your wife?
You know, women crave our attention and our listening ears and our vocal inputs. That stunt you plan on playing will backfire if she let's all hell lose o.

.. lol
. when she's actually ready to talk.. I'll get them off ..

biGDhAp:
.. lol
. when she's actually ready to talk.. I'll get them off ..

So naso you want dey do for toyo abii

The one I’ve experienced is pregnant woman who suddenly becomes rude and intolerant, I’d known the lady before pregnancy and she was very nice, I was just advised to give her space and after delivering, she became her normal self

adedayoa2:
misreal, dont mind this man, answer your wife biko. Its not easy carrying a baby in your tummy o. You cant easily turn on the bed anymore, you cant sleep on your back. Pls dont draw any line biko

dont worry dear, i love her and i will love to satisfy her.

Froshloaded:
So naso you want dey do for toyo abii

.. lol.. toyo no dey nag na

RisenPhoenix:


I'll believe it when I see a teenager with unwanted pregnancy getting such cravings. You know, the type that successfully hide their pregnancy and then dump the baby in the toilet. I wonder why they never get any such cravings?

Shut your trap. Internet f00l.
My aunt was craving for the smell of sh1ts. She sits on WC so she can be perceiving the odour. Was she also suffering her husband. You 1diotic men that are meant to be aborted will always have id1otic opinions about women.

My friend that's pregnant now hates her roomies body odour, someone she's been staying with for months.
God bless all pregnant women.

I remember when I was still single my neighbors wife will Never eat in her house instead early morning she will knock on my door, wetin you cook. she would rather cook and bring it for me and eat what I made.

I have also one too the lady like gutter smell, as early as 7am she will bring a chair to seat close to the gutter just because of the smell.

I thank God my wife no too disturb me

Paxie55:

Shut your trap. Internet f00l.
My aunt was craving for the smell of sh1ts. She sits on WC so she can be perceiving the odour. Was she also suffering her husband. You 1diotic men that are meant to be aborted will always have id1otic opinions about women.

You are getting worked up over his comments. He pointed out a valid argument.

What about the single pregnant women who don't have anyone to bother?

What about the teenage pregnant girl who hides her pregnancy till 7months under her parent's roof (I have seen one)

Some women are actually able to suppress the cravings. Some magnify it.

My sister craved the Bush meat they sell on Lagos Ibadan express. If her husband had travelled to Ibadan only to buy her bushmeat and had an accident...what would she have said? That she was craving.

From my experience with pregnant women, me included, I think it can be managed.

Leezah:

The non-app-driven response would be - because they want to.

Pregnancy, as you may already know, is a very hormonal event, more like 9 consecutive months of events, with a special prayer for the successful delivery and a live birth.

Even without hormones, many people have cravings: they are induced by the lack of some chemical in the body or the need for some chemical to be present (such as coffee to stay alert or chocolate to be happy), and the brain is driven to crave that exact substance.

With the hormones added to the mix, there is an increase in requirements: not just chemicals, but substances based on colors and textures, up to and including the revival of that which we have not craved in decades.

If you were asking "Why?" while standing at 3am at the checkout lane of the supermarket where your expectant partner had sent you to fetch anchovies and strawberry ice cream, do not despair: it's a small price to pay for having a new bundle of joy in your life.

For reference, below is a chart with those cravings and healthy substitutions but if a pregnant female is craving chocolate, please do not substitute it with a trail mix for the time being.

madam stop all these things na. Any small thread you don type long epistle. Dey try summarize biko

misreal:
I am soon going to be married.but i fear my fiancee will have a lot of cravings.

Why?

Prechy08:
I remember when I was still single my neighbors wife will Never eat in her house instead early morning she will knock on my door, wetin you cook. she would rather cook and bring it for me and eat what I made.

I have also one too the lady like gutter smell, as early as 7am she will bring a chair to seat close to the gutter just because of the smell.

I thank God my wife no too disturb me

I wonder how working women cope then. Will they leave their desks and go and sit by the dustbin or tell all their male colleagues not to spray perfume?

ImaIma1:


You are getting worked up over his comments. He pointed out a valid argument.

What about the single pregnant women who don't have anyone to bother?

What about the teenage pregnant girl who hides her pregnancy till 7months under her parent's roof (I have seen one)

Some women are actually able to suppress the cravings. Some magnify it.

My sister craved the Bush meat they sell on Lagos Ibadan express. If her husband had travelled to Ibadan only to buy her bushmeat and had an accident...what would she have said? That she was craving.

From my experience with pregnant women, me included, I think it can be managed.

Just shut it please, if you have no reasonable comment to drop on my mention.
If you were fortunate/unfortunate to have experienced whatever, doesn't mean we should measure your body type with every woman. If it's what can be afforded, let it be for them, if not, they should manage. He said women intentionally suffer their husbands, and I pointed out where these cravings can lead to, like some smelling poo and all, were they intentionally suffering their husbands in that regard?
Don't ever come to my mention to type trash without understanding the rudiments of my comment.