While growing up in face me I face you compound ,I know of a pregnant lady who spend most of her time in the latrine toilet not because she wants to deficate
,but because she loves the smell of poo

Easybela:
Hilarious comments ,feel free to add yours.

...husband material

Paxie55:

Just shut it please, if you have no reasonable comment to drop on my mention.
If you were fortunate/unfortunate to have experienced whatever, doesn't mean we should measure your body type with every woman. If it's what can be afforded, let it be for them, if not, they should manage. He said women intentionally suffer their husbands, and I pointed out where these cravings can lead to, like some smelling poo and all, were they intentionally suffering their husbands in that regard?
Don't ever come to my mention to type trash without understanding the rudiments of my comment.

You are obviously bitter. Just raging like this over a simple comment. How won't your hormones rage?

Don't bother mentioning me EVER! I don't want to be infected with this negative aura you are carrying around like a banner.

Belafonte:
All these wonderful cravings never happen to teenage mums, or kept second wives or baby mamas. Men make una dey Mumu una sef una hear?

All these cravings are intentional.

if you have ever had a pregnant neighbour that lives alone, you will understand better. Some will see a child eating biscuit and they will snatch it from the child and eat it. Some will disturb you and you will begin to wonder if you got them pregnant. And the annoying part of it is that they don't even notice how annoying they have become.

ImaIma1:


You are obviously bitter. Just raging like this over a simple comment. How won't your hormones rage?

Don't bother mentioning me EVER! I don't want to be infected with this negative aura you are carrying around like a banner.

Hush it!! You were obviously the one jobless mofo that took your body odour to my mention. Next time You wanna seek for male approval on this forum, look at the moniker twice.
Obviously your husband don't give you enough attention and approval. Piss off!!

Offpoint:
Remembered my aunt first pregnancy, she left breakfast in the morning and went to the mango tree in the compound to eat unripe mangoes till she's full. When mango season was over, she graduated to eating the leaves.

Drinking water in the toilet and oda bizzare behavior the husband couldn't can anymore.

Met one in the bank the other day eating unripe Udala. She had it in a big nylon and sat down at one corner and finished it. One could see the feeling of satisfaction on her face after she finished. All the people the came after her had left and she wasn't in a hurry to do what she came to do.

Paxie55:

Shut your trap. Internet f00l.
My aunt was craving for the smell of sh1ts. She sits on WC so she can be perceiving the odour. Was she also suffering her husband. You 1diotic men that are meant to be aborted will always have id1otic opinions about women.

Ignored. I only reply ladies; on principle. Sorry.

AfroKnight:
Honestly, I wonder if I really need a wife.

Because of small pregnancy you will now stress my laive?

Ode

RisenPhoenix:


Ignored. I only reply to ladies; on principle. Sorry.

Well, your empty brain just did.
Sorry.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
if you have ever had a pregnant neighbour that lives alone, you will understand better. Some will see a child eating biscuit and they will snatch it from the child and eat it. Some will disturb you and you will begin to wonder if you got them pregnant. And the annoying part of it is that they don't even notice how annoying they have become.

Snatch a child’s biscuit? Lol. Okay.

Paxie55:

Hush it!! You were obviously the one jobless mofo that took your body odour to my mention. Next time You wanna seek for male approval on this forum, look at the moniker twice.
Obviously your husband don't give you enough attention and approval. Piss off!!

Bitter woman. Save your rage for your husband. When you see him, you can explode like a bomb .

Because you seek male approval doesn't mean I do same. You are on your own.

One more thing...I will quote anyone I wanna quote.

I once had a neighbor then, though her husband wasn't around. I was her husband replacements . She doesn't eat her own food, rather will wait for me to come back from office, cook then she will eat it with all satisfaction. I never really understood that is how pregnant peeps behave, it's was like I was stocking the house cos of her. She always finish my food.

Damn Amaka, she will be like "Wande I am hungry na what did I cook, it's not like I didn't cook ooo but it's smelling"


I love that babe sha, I miss her unripe plantain porridge . She gave birth to a baby girl who turns out to like food than the mother

ImaIma1:


Bitter woman. Save your rage for your husband. When you see him, you can explode like a bomb .

Because you seek male approval doesn't mean I do same. You are on your own.

One more thing...I will quote anyone I wanna quote.

What makes me bitter? Lool.
You are obviously jobless. Get busy please.

simplepee:
Ode

All these double digit IQ girls. One must spell it out for you before you can understand a statement.

Abeg. I no get time to dey lecture olodo.

Yewandequeen:
I once had a neighbor then, though her husband wasn't around. I was her husband replacements . She doesn't eat her own food, rather will wait for me to come back from office, cook then she will eat it with all satisfaction. I never really understood that is how pregnant peeps behave, it's was like I was stocking the house cos of her. She always finish my food.

Damn Amaka, she will be like "Wande I am hungry na what did I cook, it's not like I didn't cook ooo but it's smelling"


I love that babe sha, I miss her unripe plantain porridge . She gave birth to a baby girl who turns out to like food than the mother

Me too, I want to eat your food.

Paxie55:

Hush it!! You were obviously the one jobless mofo that took your body odour to my mention. Next time You wanna seek for male approval on this forum, look at the moniker twice.
Obviously your husband don't give you enough attention and approval. Piss off!!

this female sounds like she's pregnant and having cravings to get bashed with words

petitmonde:

Me too, I want to eat your food.

ure a man and can never be pregnant.

When ur wife is pregnant, bring her over.

Yewandequeen:
ure a man and can never be pregnant.

When ur wife is pregnant, bring her over.

..hahahahaha .. if only you knew what he actually meant

addicted268:


I detested the smell of party rice and jollof rice generally and indomie.I ate ice block all thru and twice I thought I'd die if I didn't eat fried plantain cos I could smell it from my neighbor's kitchen.

Plain longer throat

biGDhAp:
this female sounds like she's pregnant and having cravings to get bashed with words

It's obviously not pregnancy that makes women rude and foul mouthed. That's already their nature. The pregnancy only magnifies it.

Yewandequeen:
ure a man and can never be pregnant.

When ur wife is pregnant, bring her over.

Thou shall not limit the enjoyment of culinary skills of ye to pregnant women alone.
For food tastes best when eaten by the sons of Adam.
Yeye, ayam not married.

biGDhAp:
..hahahahaha .. if only you knew what he actually meant

let's all feign innocence that I dont. Don't give him that joy.

Most girls nowadays have three boyfriends..

1. Minister of finance..
2. Minister of Internal affairs...
3. Minister of Happiness.

Any need for debate ?

SeunWedsLinda:
madam stop all these things na. Any small thread you don type long epistle. Dey try summarize biko

cRobo:
Pregnant neighbor that don't even greet anybody before came knocking at my door because she perceived the aroma of the spaghetti I was preparing,

Thank God her husband was around and I insisted her husband eat from the food because I don't want any diabolic accusations

Cut story short

The pregnant lady finish my pot of spaghetti and asked me when next am I cooking it again

Her husband later apologized but I told him that there is nothing to apologize over

Las las she gave birth to a twins, a boy and a girl

Hmmm...
So you finally said something? Praise the lord.

ImaIma1:


I wonder how working women cope then. Will they leave their desks and go and sit by the dustbin or tell all their male colleagues not to spray perfume?

dont mind them jare, all these people with their useless talk. do u believe I just showed a pregnant co-worker this thread n she's just laughing at how unreasonable they are.

Here to read some funny comments, I hope I Neva crave 4 some weird stuffs.

I spray perfume after getting to work cos dem no born me well spray it at home plus she wakes me in the middle of the night for us to both sleep on the floor, after few minutes, she will go back to bed and won't allow me join her again, says I'm causing her to feel heat.

While they are complaining that their wives are craving too much, Im here wishing that I cud have one with child and who craves excessively. It's a bitter sweet experience.
Women are wonderful creatures.

xendra:
I pray it never does that to me, I no fit suffer person pikin

U must have a good heart