XhosaNostra:



Loooooool. No bush rat (or whatever you call that thing) on the menu, assemblief Deal.

You mean to tell me you people dont eat hyenas or jackals or some bush meat ?

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Pusyiter:
Ahhhhhh
we will give you a treat
Mouth-watering delicacies better than
Boerewors, Chakalaka, Mealie-meal or even Potjiekos
You will live to remember

Live to regret, you meant? Anyway, we'll see.

IronGalaxy:
Uncle Toms my bad

I have this cousin who is as uncle Tom as they come. If you want to incur her wrath just try speaking to her or her kids in our language. She will be all over you like storm. Very sad

Jaqenhghar:

You mean to tell me you people dont eat hyenas or jackals or some bush meat ?

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Hyenas? Of course not! The only game eaten in South Africa are things like kudus, springboks etc. Black South Africans (except for the people up North, near Zimbabwe), in particular, don't eat strange things. Many won't even eat a rabbit, pheasants etc.

XhosaNostra:


Lotto jackpot is currently piss change, but powerball jackpot is doing its thang as usual. Will check them again come this Friday. I will not be kept away from my millions any longer lol.

I'm more of a powerball guy.

I got my numbers ready

Jaqenhghar:

I have this cousin who is as uncle Tom as they come. If you want to incur her wrath just try speaking to her or her kids in our language. She will be all over you like storm. Very sad

As a matter of interest, why does it seem that Nigerians in general have this abnormal obsession with white people? I see Nigerians commenting on YouTube, Twitter, Facebook etc and the pattern is always the same

Ahhhhhh, that's not fair to Nigerians
We are quite the opposite of what SAans are in terms of hospitality and reception though we have many things in common .
This you cannot deny except you are not honest with yourself.

XhosaNostra:


Live to regret, you meant? Anyway, we'll see.

IronGalaxy:
As a matter of interest, why does it seem that Nigerians in general have this abnormal obsession with white people? I see Nigerians commenting on YouTube, Twitter, Facebook etc and the pattern is always the same

When you say obsession could you break it down further... like what do they really go on about?

JaceBlaze:
I'm more more of powerball guy.

I got my numbers ready

Kikikiki. Only one line or you're still waiting for the ancestors to show you the rest?

I also prefer the PB over Lotto. Lotto jackpots take forever to bring out the money hungry devil spirit out of you I don't even bother, unless when it's above 50M.

Pusyiter:
Ahhhhhh, that's not fair to Nigerians
We are quite the opposite of what SAans are in terms of hospitality and reception though we have many things in common .
This you cannot deny except you are not honest with yourself.

What? We're the originators of Ubuntu, the only country in Africa synonymous with the spirit of giving. South Africans are hospitable, until you give them a reason not to give a rat's behind about human kindness etc.

Jaqenhghar:

When you say obsession could you break it down further... like what do they really go on about?

I mean, for example, I'll talk about South Africa, when something in SA is positive, you'll see Nigerians praising whites and lambasting blacks. I regularly hear comments like " the black man is cursed, backward, etc" others keep on lamenting the day the Whiteman left Nigeria, others yearn for a re-colonization, people make threads about Nigerians married with whites or how a white person was seen in the streets of Kaduna eating Garri etc, it's ridiculous really and I see this almost everyday. the comment " South Africa wouldn't be what it is without whites" is an everyday occurence

I refuse
that was during the Apartheid era
Post Apartheid SA is totally different, there is no Ubuntu found in the hearts of an average SA.
I know because I lived with them for years......

XhosaNostra:


What? We're the originators of Ubuntu, the only country in Africa synonymous with the spirit of giving. South Africans are hospitable, until you give them a reason not to give a rat's behind about human kindness etc.

Pusyiter:
I refuse
that was during the Apartheid era
Post Apartheid SA is totally different, there is no Ubuntu found in the hearts of an average SA.
I know because I lived with them for years......

Maybe towards you, because we've been bled out in that department. No more Mr Nice Guy. But South Africans towards each other, they practice their core values still, even today.

XhosaNostra:



Kikikiki. Only one line or you're still waiting for the ancestors to show you the rest?

I also prefer the PB over Lotto. Lotto jackpots take forever to bring out the money hungry devil spirit out of you I don't even bother, unless when it's above 50M.

Still waiting for the talisman to reveal the future


I have been holding grudges ever since that R250 million was won last year but I feel like I'm ready to go back in the game lol.Yeah lotto is greedy.

JaceBlaze:
Still waiting for the talisman to reveal the future


I have been holding grudges ever since that R250 million was won last year but I feel like I'm ready to go back in the game lol.Yeah lotto is greedy.

The tin dey pain me still, no talk am

This is our year Jace, nomakanjani!

XhosaNostra:
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Y'all have penguins? HOW?

Kaycee7:
Y'all have penguins? HOW?

We no chop am Those are migratory though, I believe. They visit at particular times of the year.

XhosaNostra:


We no chop am Those are migratory though, I believe. They visit at particular times of the year.

Touché
Dayuum! They're so beautiful.

XhosaNostra:
South Africa, a country where everyone's heritage & ancestry is celebrated. We even have a day where we celebrate our "Africanness" without fear or shame.

why are you hiding your most treasured traditions



lets have some heritage day - and some virgins too.

that is a gold mine you're sitting on. you know how naija men dey salivate over virgins

and your thiiccccc chicks

Kaycee7:
Y'all have penguins? HOW?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_penguin

we learn something new everyday

Kaycee7:
Touché
Dayuum! They're so beautiful.

...

IronGalaxy:
A Nigerian proverb..

... accept the bitter truth and stop changing my words

IronGalaxy:
I mean, for example, I'll talk about South Africa, when something in SA is positive, you'll see Nigerians praising whites and lambasting blacks. I regularly hear comments like " the black man is cursed, backward, etc" others keep on lamenting the day the Whiteman left Nigeria, others yearn for a re-colonization, people make threads about Nigerians married with whites or how a white person was seen in the streets of Kaduna eating Garri etc, it's ridiculous really and I see this almost everyday. the comment " South Africa wouldn't be what it is without whites" is an everyday occurence

I'd say comments like if not for whites, SA would have been...... and stuff like a call fpr recolonization comes from a place of anger and frustration about how things have detoriorated over timenot just in Nigeria. To be honest look around you. Can you honestly name one country being led by blacks and is recording any meaningful progress? Seriously even your SA we only started hearing of unemployment and all the crime rates when blacks took over. Not saying whites are more clever than us. I feel our heads are not in the right place thats all. Deep down I dont think they believe that whites are more clever or more superior than us.
As for the other embarrassing bit about white people beign celebrated for eating garri etc. That is from a lavk of exposure. Truth is for many of our people theu dont see oyinbos too often. Back in the 80s we had white kids in our primary schools. Theu climbed trees with us and played our traditional games with us. For us then it was nothing unusual. With time the whites left and apart from really posh schools you hardly see them around so I guess its kinda unusual to see a white man eating garri hence the " hey come check this out comments". Similar to when you see a white man in dreds smoki g weed and speaking in Jamaican lingo
I hope this gives you some sort of perspective

IronGalaxy:
I love your sense of humour Mandingo

.. Good for you.. white asslicking mofo

XhosaNostra:


The tin dey pain me still, no talk am

This is our year Jace, nomakanjani!

The tin don demoralised me like a student who dropped out of school after the last day of winter


That's the spirit.The Shosholoza will arrive at the destination by faya by force.

koffos:
... accept the bitter truth and stop changing my words

why must I accept a Nigerian proverb? isn't that your line of thinking? why must I accept your brain-dead line of thinking?

ornicus:


why are you hiding your most treasured traditions



lets have some heritage day - and some virgins too.

that is a gold mine you're sitting on. you know how naija men dey salivate over virgins

and your thiiccccc chicks

I'm a girl, I don't care about seeing thighs lol.

XhosaNostra:


...

Our very own species. Definitely did not know that before today. One more reason to vacay in SA.

ornicus:


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_penguin

we learn something new everyday

Swear down, bruv. Didn't know these existed till today.

JaceBlaze:
The tin don demoralised me like a student who dropped out of school after the last day of winter


That's the spirit.The Shosholoza will arrive at the destination by faya by force.

Na so

Jaqenhghar:

I'd say comments like if not for whites, SA would have been...... and stuff like a call fpr recolonization comes from a place of anger and frustration about how things have detoriorated over timenot just in Nigeria. To be honest look around you. Can you honestly name one country being led by blacks and is recording any meaningful progress? Seriously even your SA we only started hearing of unemployment and all the crime rates when blacks took over. Not saying whites are more clever than us. I feel our heads are not in the right place thats all. Deep down I dont think they believe that whites are more clever or more superior than us.
As for the other embarrassing bit about white people beign celebrated for eating garri etc. That is from a lavk of exposure. Truth is for many of our people theu dont see oyinbos too often. Back in the 80s we had white kids in our primary schools. Theu climbed trees with us and played our traditional games with us. For us then it was nothing unusual. With time the whites left and apart from really posh schools you hardly see them around so I guess its kinda unusual to see a white man eating garri hence the " hey come check this out comments". Similar to when you see a white man in dreds smoki g weed and speaking in Jamaican lingo
I hope this gives you some sort of perspective

Nigerians aren't the only frustrated Africans, but white praise is louder over there. Nigerians look at South African maidens walking bare-chested and say they're "primitive' or 'barbaric'. It's self-hate nothing more nothing less

ornicus:


why are you hiding your most treasured traditions



lets have some heritage day - and some virgins too.

that is a gold mine you're sitting on. you know how naija men dey salivate over virgins

and your thiiccccc chicks

Damn.
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If I wasn't married

Jaqenhghar:

Damn.
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If I wasn't married

my man kaycee will be going to SA to look at penguins when there are thicc virgins to ogle

awon nature watcher