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I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:27pm On Mar 25, 2020
God, if you are real, do not let this coronavirus infection pass me by. Send it my way if you are not useless. Omnimpotent one, I am not afraid of you. I am with Satan.

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Enoch07: 10:29pm On Mar 25, 2020
I join u in prayers, you will have it in Jesus name AMEN!!!! infact may you die from it too in Jesus name!!! thank u fada for hearing our prayers.

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Davash222(m): 10:31pm On Mar 25, 2020
God is merciful...
You're forgiven.

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Shellsploit: 10:36pm On Mar 25, 2020
AlfaSeltzer:
God, if you are real, do not let this coronavirus infection pass me by. Send it my way if you are not useless. Omnimpotent one, I am not afraid of you. I am with Satan.

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Evergreen4(m): 10:37pm On Mar 25, 2020
You're a mumu man

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by peggywebbs(f): 10:40pm On Mar 25, 2020
Is it not clear to you when they say " the heart of man is desperately wicked"?.

You didn't ask for a good thing, instead you are asking for sickness and affliction. You don't know how you came to this world, you don't know what happens to you after you leave this world and you still live every gifted day challenging a Creator you don't know.


The fact that you don't believe in God does not make him less real. It is simply beyond your knowledge. But I tell you this day. A time will come, and you will see the truth. I just hope it is not too late.

Repent now, do good, avoid sin. Live a godly life and believe in God. Yes he is real. He is not Buhari. You can't call him up for a press conference. He is God. He is not answerable to you but you are. On the last day. When you are asked, what did you do with the time given to you on earth.

Please please and please don't say " I spent it daring God to prove his best or worst".

Let it be, I fed the hungry, I loved my neighbor, I spoke no evil and I served God.

In the spirit of Coronavirus, stay safe. You don't need God to give you Coronavirus. You can simply walk up to the disease control center and shake an infected person.. good luck.



AlfaSeltzer:
God, if you are real, do not let this coronavirus infection pass me by. Send it my way if you are not useless. Omnimpotent one, I am not afraid of you. I am with Satan.

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Nobody: 10:50pm On Mar 25, 2020
U shouldn't have challenged God even if u dont believe in him. Its better to stay mute amd calm

An engineer once said even God cannot sink the titanic. He was shown the other side.

I know people who keep quiet if they dont believe in things.
Angels are cooking up somtin 4u. It will happen when u dont expect it. So brace up and watch ur back. God loves people like you so much but karma is a real motherfu**er.

Its coming

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Masterpiece676: 11:05pm On Mar 25, 2020
In as much there are a lot of theories to debunk the existence of God and the absence of an element of objective truth on the existence of God, I don't think you should challenge God when you believed in Satan.


Make you village people no reason your matter, Nah the wisdom i get I borrow you

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Kingsalame: 11:21pm On Mar 25, 2020
Fuluwa, you deny gods presence but acknowledge satan

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:53pm On Mar 25, 2020
peggywebbs:

Is it not clear to you when they say " the heart of man is desperately wicked"?.

You didn't ask for a good thing, instead you are asking for sickness and affliction. You don't know how you came to this world, you don't know what happens to you after you leave this world and you still live every gifted day challenging a Creator you don't know.


The fact that you don't believe in God does not make him less real. It is simply beyond your knowledge. But I tell you this day. A time will come, and you will see the truth. I just hope it is not too late.

Repent now, do good, avoid sin. Live a godly life and believe in God. Yes he is real. He is not Buhari. You can't call him up for a press conference. He is God. He is not answerable to you but you are. On the last day. When you are asked, what did you do with the time given to you on earth.

Please please and please don't say " I spent it daring God to prove his best or worst".

Let it be, I fed the hungry, I loved my neighbor, I spoke no evil and I served God.

In the spirit of Coronavirus, stay safe. You don't need God to give you Coronavirus. You can simply walk up to the disease control center and shake an infected person.. good luck.




mumu talk
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:54pm On Mar 25, 2020
Enoch07:
I join u in prayers, you will have it in Jesus name AMEN!!!! infact may you die from it too in Jesus name!!! thank u fada for hearing our prayers.

Amen. Let it happen if God is not useless.
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:55pm On Mar 25, 2020
Davash222:
God is merciful...
You're forgiven.

Weakness is not mercy.
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:56pm On Mar 25, 2020
cruxgemmata:
U shouldn't have challenged God even if u dont believe in him. Its better to stay mute amd calm

An engineer once said even God cannot sink the titanic. He was shown the other side.

I know people who keep quiet if they dont believe in things.
Angels are cooking up somtin 4u. It will happen when u dont expect it. So brace up and watch ur back. God loves people like you so much but karma is a real motherfu**er.

Its coming

We will all die one including you and everyone you know. Angels has got nothing to do with it.

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:57pm On Mar 25, 2020
Masterpiece676:
In as much there are a lot of theories to debunk the existence of God and the absence of an element of objective truth on the existence of God, I don't think you should challenge God when you believed in Satan.


Make you village people no reason your matter, Nah the wisdom i get I borrow you

My village people are afraid of me. That's the power of Satan.

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Masterpiece676: 12:00am On Mar 26, 2020
AlfaSeltzer:


My village people are afraid of me. That's the power of Satan.

Make e no go too late for you not to understand you no suppose choke mouth inside spiritual stuff.

Your three holding rule should be; eat, drink, smoke.... As to what to drink, smoke and eat dey connected to the level of your money, so in other fulfilled all righteousness make money wet long

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by movement2020: 6:57am On Mar 26, 2020
AlfaSeltzer:
God, if you are real, do not let this coronavirus infection pass me by. Send it my way if you are not useless. Omnimpotent one, I am not afraid of you. I am with Satan.

It's a pity when the affliction sets in, those around you would suffer the most. You would just be in pains while your folks would be running helter skelter to religious houses to safe your life. You won't tell them you requested for it and allow you pay dearly for your wretched thinking.

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Tomiwa69(m): 7:26am On Mar 26, 2020
If I get coro now..na to travel go north and pass to those mumu Idiot... There are a waste to humanity..imagine if 50 million of dem mumu Die while the south States av shut there borders....they should Just Pray make e no come myside oo
Kpata kpata na to just sneeze inside money dash them...
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by hupernikao: 7:27am On Mar 26, 2020
AlfaSeltzer:
God, if you are real, do not let this coronavirus infection pass me by. Send it my way if you are not useless. Omnimpotent one, I am not afraid of you. I am with Satan.

God don't do evil, neither does he use evil. But wish well for yourself, it's a good virtue for everyone good mind.

Take note, even if corona get you today, don't believe those who will claim it's God's hand. You will both be living in deception, as he has no hands of evil but good.

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by shadeyinka(m): 8:47am On Mar 26, 2020
AlfaSeltzer:
God, if you are real, do not let this coronavirus infection pass me by. Send it my way if you are not useless. Omnimpotent one, I am not afraid of you. I am with Satan.
Buhari, if indeed you are the president of Nigeria, I challenge you to slap me!

NB:
Some people think if Buhari doesn't slap me, he stops being the president!
SMH!!

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by missimelda01(f): 9:16am On Mar 26, 2020
At least put your real picture on your profile so we'll see what to use for RIP.

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:47am On Mar 26, 2020
shadeyinka:

Buhari, if indeed you are the president of Nigeria, I challenge you to slap me!

NB:
Some people think if Buhari doesn't slap me, he stops being the president!
SMH!!

So your God is as useless as Buhari? grin See confession.

Be careful, you are blaspheming thinking you are clever.

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:50am On Mar 26, 2020
movement2020:


It's a pity when the affliction sets in, those around you would suffer the most. You would just be in pains while your folks would be running helter skelter to religious houses to safe your life. You won't tell them you requested for it and allow you pay dearly for your wretched thinking.

Yes, they will suffer for their foolishness.
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by abduljabbar4(m): 10:51am On Mar 26, 2020
Tomiwa69:
If I get coro now..na to travel go north and pass to those mumu Idiot... There are a waste to humanity..imagine if 50 million of dem mumu Die while the south States av shut there borders....they should Just Pray make e no come myside oo
Kpata kpata na to just sneeze inside money dash them...


Lol. I have seen many nairalanders celebrating the prospect of the virus reaching the north while so far, the headquarters of the virus is Lagos.if you think your region can survive it then you need a brain transplant. You are not as enlightened as the US, China, Italy, etc yet they suffered and are still suffering a heavy blow.
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:51am On Mar 26, 2020
hupernikao:


God don't do evil, neither does he use evil. But wish well for yourself, it's a good virtue for everyone good mind.

Take note, even if corona get you today, don't believe those who will claim it's God's hand. You will both be living in deception, as he has no hands of evil but good.

You don't know God.
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:52am On Mar 26, 2020
missimelda01:
At least put your real picture on your profile so we'll see what to use for RIP.

Just say you want a picture to be starring at when using your cucumber.
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Tomiwa69(m): 10:54am On Mar 26, 2020
abduljabbar4:



Lol. I have seen many nairalanders celebrating the prospect of the virus reaching the north while so far, the headquarters of the virus is Lagos.if you think your region can survive it then you need a brain transplant. You are not as enlightened as the US, China, Italy, etc yet they suffered and are still suffering a heavy blow.
.but we Won't suffer it alone in the south.. When we call for restructuring they say no..now corona is here..they av Start restructuring by closing state borders. ...they must be largely infected too...I no go mind taking up the agenda
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by shadeyinka(m): 11:17am On Mar 26, 2020
AlfaSeltzer:


So your God is as useless as Buhari? grin See confession.

Be careful, you are blaspheming thinking you are clever.
Your IQ is so low that you can't see the pun!
SMH!

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Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:21am On Mar 26, 2020
shadeyinka:

Your IQ is so low that you can't see the pun!
SMH!

lol
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by abduljabbar4(m): 12:23pm On Mar 26, 2020
Tomiwa69:
.but we Won't suffer it alone in the south.. When we call for restructuring they say no..now corona is here..they av Start restructuring by closing state borders. ...they must be largely infected too...I no go mind taking up the agenda

Whatever. In case you are not aware, it is already in the SE. That's definitely where a bitter soul like you comes from
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by davidinchrist(m): 12:28pm On Mar 26, 2020
Davash222:
God is merciful...
You're forgiven.

Hmm. There are sins against God; there are sins against men (always against God at the same time: all Sins are against God). Sins against God can't be pronounced forgiven by men, I think some Priests/Rev. Fathers are deceived and always guilty of this.

What We All Need: Believers/Unbelievers is the light of Jesus. Many Believers, particularly in most churches are worse off! Simply because they're in false reality, so there seems to be much greater hope for unbelievers: even chronic ones, to be saved than them, who are double candidates of hell. Therefore, it's going to be more difficult for many believers to be saved. As Jesus said the last will become first, and the first, last. Jesus told sinners to Repent, as well as the Churches (in the book of revelation).
May Jesus Bless You.
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by MuttleyLaff: 12:39pm On Mar 26, 2020
AlfaSeltzer:
God, if you are real, do not let this coronavirus infection pass me by.
Send it my way if you are not useless.
Omnimpotent one, I am not afraid of you. I am with Satan.

AlfaSeltzer:
Amen. Let it happen if God is not useless.

AlfaSeltzer:
lol
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Take small hand, receive big slap
Re: I Challenge God To Afflict Me With Coronavirus. by Stephenmoka4(m): 1:25pm On Mar 26, 2020
I don't think God will stoop extremely low to this level, this would be somewhat a sort of downgrade; even Jesus didn't give in to the three trials of the devil.

Now reminds me of some celebrities page, if you like insult them, challenge them, throw shots at them they will never reply or give in to some users.

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