lefulefu:
better :i so much love the block button..instanta it will just block out pests from ur life

I tell you my bro...

seanwilliam:
Make the topic more appealing for wider contribution @ vega100 ... lol, this one make me remember last year wey I jam one single mother, this is a girl we grew together in the same neigborhood and I never knew she's got a kid.. all of a sudden she started showing this love ooo, I mean calling 247, ready to pay my bills etc, the day i one nack am, naso she dey tell me her story oo..she kon dey tell me say gutter dirty, say she don get pikin , and she is very sure I'm gonna leave her because of that just like others guys had done.. she was seriously begging me to promise her marriage, egba mi ke ? Untop sagamu-Lagos express toto?? I mehn I just weak for mind and konji don hold me die dat day.. i had to fold her well well so the pussy go grip my seanwil.. wen I first put am, e do jugbun jugbun like say paint bucket enter konga, una know wetin pain me? She kon dey do" ohh yeah, huh, hmm, pls, small small, please, u go kill me today's I said no be here u go die.. shut up your mouth you dey wine me ni?? Although I said that in a friendly and funny manner..
ooohin, I kuku turn am to friend with benefit since she no one leave me.. I no get time to dey nurse another man's client...

funny guy!!! Hahahaha... edited the title!!!

seanwilliam:
Make the topic more appealing for wider contribution @ vega100 ... lol, this one make me remember last year wey I jam one single mother, this is a girl we grew together in the same neigborhood and I never knew she's got a kid.. all of a sudden she started showing this love ooo, I mean calling 247, ready to pay my bills etc, the day i one nack am, naso she dey tell me her story oo..she kon dey tell me say gutter dirty, say she don get pikin , and she is very sure I'm gonna leave her because of that just like others guys had done.. she was seriously begging me to promise her marriage, egba mi ke ? Untop sagamu-Lagos express toto?? I mehn I just weak for mind and konji don hold me die dat day.. i had to fold her well well so the pussy go grip my seanwil.. wen I first put am, e do jugbun jugbun like say paint bucket enter konga, una know wetin pain me? She kon dey do" ohh yeah, huh, hmm, pls, small small, please, u go kill me today's I said no be here u go die.. shut up your mouth you dey wine me ni?? Although I said that in a friendly and funny manner..
ooohin, I kuku turn am to friend with benefit since she no one leave me.. I no get time to dey nurse another man's client...

I lost control of myself when you said "wen I first put am, e do jugbun jugbun like say paint bucket enter konga"... Lmao mapami na..

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Vega100:

Relating nonsense that has no correlation to my post.

Nonsense that has no correlation to your post you said .
You just said the woman has three children and wants to leave her marriage probably because of you.
And yet you said the story doesn't relate to yours wonder if your brain is in order sef

This Vega boy again?





Una too.dey believe his fable sha

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luminouz:


We dont need it ooooo

LOL.

You be chairman now.

People wey never chop need am.

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I thought I told you the last time I sent you an email about it.

Vega100:
This is a follow-up to the story I earlier posted , the link attached below
This is a follow up, to that my childhood friend, whom I cited an example earlier , to buttress my point that virginity doesn't guarantee a stable marriage

https://www.nairaland.com/5739306/virginity-doesnt-guarantee-stable-marriage

So following the problems she was having, I casually told an elderly relative of mine , so she (my aunty), thought it wise to contact her and offer some counsel as she has passed through a similar turmoil in her life.
She asked me for her phone number, which I called her(my childhood friend), to get her consent! , I gave my aunty her phone number, my aunt called her and they had a discussion this was 2 days ago.
Today I asked my aunt what they discussed, and she told me how she called and counselled her, and the girl was telling her she wants to leave the marriage, and marry another person, that I am not serious else she would follow me! , like WTF!!!
Imagine a woman with 3 kids already, now fat and worn out, lost all shape and appeal, lost virginity when I no test, now wants me to come carry another man burden..

I now recalled how she was telling me some intimate things some weeks ago (like how her husband wasn't gentle with her, how she does kegel exercise now, and her VJ getting a little more tighter), telling me how she will pray her new man into success, so na me fit to carry burden of 3 children from another man, after she don give the thing another man when e sweet!!! Na me fit to eat soured soup with better burden.

People could just be stupid!!!, as I hear the thing I just go my phone block every contact of her, delete her from my phone!. Stupidity of the highest order, good riddance to bad rubbish!!
Nonsense.



Vega100,

The problem is not the ladies you call friends, the problem is with you gullible guys who keep ladies as friends. Keeping a female friend as a guy is as useless as training a mosquito as your pet animal because she will never be of any help to you, while you will be of so many helps to her when she is in need. You will end up as her pillar when in need, but she will never be of help when you are in need except to offer their usual useless wordly advice mixed with “eh yaah, eh yaah…”

If a girl is not your girlfriend, not your sister, not your cousin, not your niece, not your relative, not your business partner, not your colleague at work, not your sex partner, you have nothing else to do with her unless you are ready to offer her free help without expecting anything at all.

Early last year I came back, unfortunately depleted my budget on some unexpected expenses, and needed to finish up some outstanding payments before I go back, so I picked my phone and phoned a childhood friend who lives in the US, and within 2hrs, this guy wired $4500 equivalent to me in Naira. I have done same for countless friends, and they have done much more for me too.

Now, tell me which Nigerian female friend you didn’t have any sexual intimacy with will ever do that for you without telling you cock and bull story of how goat ate her savings box


I pity guys who keep female friends, it’s a parasitic friendship, don’t waste your time keeping friends with any lady that refused your romantic or sexual advances, just delete her and move on, keeping her as a friend is nothing but foolishness as a guy! Learn


Most females you guys keep as friends see you only as a fool to run to when they need help, they will never help you out if you are the one in need.

topsquino:


LOL.

You be chairman now.

People wey never chop need am.

By the way, help me share the giveaway news.

I thought I told you the last time I sent you an email about it.

Sure, will help post on ashewo thread

luminouz:


Sure, will help post on ashewo thread

Thanks bro.

I would really appreciate.

After this Corona virus, I will contact you so that we can chill at Palms Mall and rubs mind together.

Stay bless bro.

topsquino:


Thanks bro.

I would really appreciate.

After this Corona virus, I will contact you so that we can chill at Palms Mall and rubs mind together.

Stay bless bro.

You too baba

Vega100:
it wasn't infatuation, it's just a case of trying to use me as a cash cow to cater for her children, that's being very insensitive, unreasonable, selfish and silly!... all this while she no catch feelings, na as she want commot from marriage she begin catch feelings!!! That's not how things are done!!! Very wrong and I feel very betrayed and saddened!!!...

u did d right thing manchy,,,the ttotto value don depreciate,

franchasng:
The problem is not the ladies you call friends, the problem is with you gullible guys who keep ladies as friends. Keeping a female friend as a guy is as useless as training a mosquito as your pet animal because she will never be of any help to you, while you will be of so many helps to her when she is in need. You will end up as her pillar when in need, but she will never be of help when you are in need except to offer their usual useless wordly advice mixed with “eh yaah, eh yaah…”

If a girl is not your girlfriend, not your sister, not your cousin, not your niece, not your relative, not your business partner, not your colleague at work, not your sex partner, you have nothing else to do with her unless you are ready to offer her free help without expecting anything at all.

Early last year I came back, unfortunately depleted my budget on some unexpected expenses, and needed to finish up some outstanding payments before I go back, so I picked my phone and phoned a childhood friend who lives in the US, and within 2hrs, this guy wired $4500 equivalent to me in Naira. I have done same for countless friends, and they have done much more for me too.

Now, tell me which Nigerian female friend you didn’t have any sexual intimacy with will ever do that for you without telling you cock and bull story of how goat ate her savings box


I pity guys who keep female friends, it’s a parasitic friendship, don’t waste your time keeping friends with any lady that refused your romantic or sexual advances, just delete her and move on, keeping her as a friend is nothing but foolishness as a guy! Learn


Most females you guys keep as friends see you only as a fool to run to when they need help, they will never help you out if you are the one in need.

. I died,,but u just raised me from d dead,,

drmikeadams:
. I died,,but u just raised me from d dead,,

Its not a joke, I dare the ladies and girls on Nairaland to come forth and honestly tell us what help they offered to their male friends, I mean guys who they have no sexual relationship or attachment with


Business partners are out of it! Your work colleagues are also out of it! Your relatives are out of it! As a lady, tell us what help you have rendered to just a male friend of yours!

franchasng:
Its not a joke, I dare the ladies and girls on Nairaland to come forth and honestly tell us what help they offered to their male friends, I mean guys who they have no sexual relationship or attachment with


Business partners are out of it! Your work colleagues are also out of it! Your relatives are out of it! As a lady, tell us what help you have rendered to just a male friend of yours!

. I believe u,,,u RE straight on point

franchasng:
The problem is not the ladies you call friends, the problem is with you gullible guys who keep ladies as friends. Keeping a female friend as a guy is as useless as training a mosquito as your pet animal because she will never be of any help to you, while you will be of so many helps to her when she is in need. You will end up as her pillar when in need, but she will never be of help when you are in need except to offer their usual useless wordly advice mixed with “eh yaah, eh yaah…”

If a girl is not your girlfriend, not your sister, not your cousin, not your niece, not your relative, not your business partner, not your colleague at work, not your sex partner, you have nothing else to do with her unless you are ready to offer her free help without expecting anything at all.

Early last year I came back, unfortunately depleted my budget on some unexpected expenses, and needed to finish up some outstanding payments before I go back, so I picked my phone and phoned a childhood friend who lives in the US, and within 2hrs, this guy wired $4500 equivalent to me in Naira. I have done same for countless friends, and they have done much more for me too.

Now, tell me which Nigerian female friend you didn’t have any sexual intimacy with will ever do that for you without telling you cock and bull story of how goat ate her savings box


I pity guys who keep female friends, it’s a parasitic friendship, don’t waste your time keeping friends with any lady that refused your romantic or sexual advances, just delete her and move on, keeping her as a friend is nothing but foolishness as a guy! Learn


Most females you guys keep as friends see you only as a fool to run to when they need help, they will never help you out if you are the one in need.

Well said brother, you have said it all!!! Your comment is saddled with so much fine wisdom and knowledge!!! I really appreciate this comment and it's about the best comment I have ever read on nairaland, thanks for this bro, u are a sage!!!

I have always used this as a guide in my life, and it has gravely helped me in my relationship with females. I'll define our relationship, if u ain't okay with it I show u the door quickly!!!
Hers just happened to be difficult position I found myself, someone I have always known for long, just kept her at arms length and help anytime she contacts me, that was really how we related, we are not really close like pals...
I don delete countless females from my contact brother!!!

Once again, thanks for this comment, I'll give it a star

Vega100:

Well said brother, you have said it all!!! Your comment is saddled with so much fine wisdom and knowledge!!! I really appreciate this comment and it's about the best comment I have ever read on nairaland, thanks for this bro, u are a sage!!!

I have always used this as a guide in my life, and it has gravely helped me in my relationship with females. I'll define our relationship, if u ain't okay with it I show u the door quickly!!!
Hers just happened to be difficult position I found myself, someone I have always known for long, just kept her at arms length and help anytime she contacts me, that was really how we related, we are not really close like pals...
I don delete countless females from my contact brother!!!

Once again, thanks for this comment, I'll give it a star

women, I mean all women are selfish, especially towards men who they have no romantic or sexual relationship or feelings for. Guys need to be wise

Exodora:

Nonsense that has no correlation to your post you said .
You just said the woman has three children and wants to leave her marriage probably because of you.
And yet you said the story doesn't relate to yours wonder if your brain is in order sef

You see how silly some of you could be!, my post never suggested that, u know that but just wanted to be silly!!!

padi94:
How can you be friends with a virgin and she still remained a virgin by the time another man marry am... what was the basis of your friendship, what did you gain in it

Every friendship must not end in bed

My reason for keeping you as a, friend is different from your own purpose of the same person

Nice read. In summary, you were a nice guy, but she wanted a bad boy at that younger age (95+% of girls do — it's not her fault, but nature). Now she is tired of the bad man, she wants a nice man (it's not her fault too, but nature). She is not wrong for her demand because nice guys will always carry last.

Also, you're not wrong for running away because nice guy wey don dey wise no dey wan carry last too. It's a man's fault to remain a nice guy forever. All men should be good-bad guys. Not too good, not too bad, but a mixture of both.

Any man who is too good, women won't date you, but if she does, it will soon crash.
Any man who is too bad, women won't date you, but if she does, it will also crash later.

Good-bad guys are the ones they can't do without. It's the magic combination all men must learn.

It's all about being yourself but with a mixture of mystery, humor, unpredictability, intelligence, calmness, roughness, I-don't-care behavior, naughtiness, romance, and confidence.

AfroKnight:


Attacking the messenger won’t change the message.

My Bros, it is part of the feminine manipulative weapon. Everyone approaches friendship with a to-do-list and it is free to walk if and when you feel your objectives are threatened. I don't know why Nairaland has a space where people are senselessly attacked because of their personal choice and it is often in the service of gender.

Vega100:


You see how silly some of you could be!, my post never suggested that, u know that but just wanted to be silly!!!

Never suggested what.
You post is talking about a woman who has three children already and but is planning on leaving her marriage which was why you gave her number to someone to help speak to her as a means of advice.
You most be ninny . Get out of my site you cretinistic.

frozen70:


Every friendship must not end in bed

My reason for keeping you as a, friend is different from your own purpose of the same person

If u are truly a female, Be thankful for any full blown man that will accept that nonsense!.
If u are a female, not my serious date, not my sex mate, not my relative, then u are as useless as my feaces is to me, and I wouldn't need you close...

Vega100:

If u are truly a female, Be thankful for any full blown man that will accept that nonsense!.
If u are a female, not my serious date, not my sex mate, not my relative, then u are as useless as my feaces is to me, and I wouldn't need you close...

You are soo silly and rude

Your low life and self esteem needs an upgrade

Thank you ma,

frozen70:


You are soo silly and rude

Your low life and self esteem needs an upgrade

the truth always hurt when told to your face, greedy and selfish women. Mtcheeew!!!

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fattprince:

Are you serious?
What am I to do please? This could be my breakthrough

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You can check my profile on Nairaland. I have registered my account since 2007, and no single person has accused me of any wrong doing.

This is just a way of giving back to the community.

topsquino:


I will be posting the details today by 6pm. I want to give everyone a fair chance to win it.

You can check my profile on Nairaland. I have registered my account since 2007, and no single person has accused me of any wrong doing.

This is just a way of giving back to the community.

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franchasng:
Its not a joke, I dare the ladies and girls on Nairaland to come forth and honestly tell us what help they offered to their male friends, I mean guys who they have no sexual relationship or attachment with

I am not going to mention names but I have helped by God's grace male friends on this forum on several occasions. One of them is a male Nairalander who may or may not comment on this thread.

I will also not describe how I helped them because what I do in secret, God will reward me openly.

You, in your conceit, have painted all of women folk with one brush and I will no longer respond to nauseating, caveman ignorance.

Vega100:
Thank you ma, the truth always hurt when told to your face, greedy and selfish women. Mtcheeew!!!

Am done with you

Ishilove:

I am not going to mention names but I have helped by God's grace male friends on this forum on several occasions. One of them is a male Nairalander who may or may not comment on this thread.

I will also not describe how I helped them because what I do in secret, God will reward me openly.

You, in your conceit, have painted all of women folk with one brush and I will no longer respond to nauseating, caveman ignorance.

hmmmm.


Don't go spiritual sis, we are not talking about helping strangers in need or needy people here, neither are we talking about charitable deeds, we are talking about helping your non-romantic friends of the opposite sex in a meaningful way that impact their lives, not giving yeye advice like most females give to their supposed male friends but when they are in need, they expect their male friends to donate physical cash, cars, etc and no longer a verbal help they offer to same male friends.

And remember, the world survive by hasty generalisation of issues, so when a research is conducted for any reason, it's usually done by sampling not whole, and the result or conclusion is made based on the sample result.

So when we say women are this or that, we know there are few exceptions of good ladies who are different, but then, we are looking at the majority not minority who maybe different. Majority always determines the result of any election of course.

When they say men are dogs, it doesn't mean all men fvck around but we all know that majority of men do, so.

Nigerians are poor does not mean we don't have rich Nigerians, but unfortunately, majority of Nigerians are poor and that is where the world draw the conclusion from, sadly.

Yorubas voted Buhari in as president does not mean all Yorubas voted for Buhari, but majority did and concludes the assumption.

So I stand by my initial words: female friends are useless to their male friends, it's always a parasitic friendship that only gullible guys indulge in