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My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 1:42pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Women are really funny. This lady that lives few minutes walk from my place buzzed me. After much chats and whining, shakara and promises she came over. She met me playing video game and smoking. She requested for Netflix. I immediately put it for her, I engaged her in discussion and focused on my phone as well. After a while she said I should share WiFi for her that she wants to watch Porn because the movie I put for her is not interesting. I smiled and I connected my WiFi for her and paid even more attention to my phone while I heard moans of porns from her phone. Me gan, I locked up. Later she stood up and came to where I was sitting and requested for the TV remote to switch to another movie. She got to where I was sitting and requested to drag from my smoke. I told her No, that she’s not strong for it. Then she sat down where I was sitting and requested I help her scratch her leg. I told her to place the legs on my lap. Immediately she placed her leg on my lap she felt a bulge on my groin area. Actually I don’t know what was going on because I was fixed on my phone not knowing Mr man was at alert. She made funny jokes and kept on and on about the bulge. I kept quite and minded my business. Later she pretended like she’s sleeping, so I placed her legs on the chair very well and headed for the kitchen. Right now I want to cook, wash plate and wash some clothes, it will make me not pay attention to her advances. She’s seducing me. This is a reminder that these women around you are Hot as much as we men. But the moment you try to initiate the sex or fall for any of her advances, you become the initiator. You raped her sef. It’s always like that. It’s a psychological something. There’s a stage you’ll get to, you’ll start fvcking ONLY intellectual women and not every pvssy that agreed to visit you but in real sense came to fvck but won’t admit to it and still make you feel guilt that you forced her. What am I saying sef. Am I communicating? Any questions? One after the other please. 33 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Homeboiy: 1:48pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Boredom is affecting u 8 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Spanishmilf(m): 1:48pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Na everyday u dey get Experience 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Bluehill1051: 1:48pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Another lie again! 2 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Professorcplus(m): 1:52pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Stupidity and Click bait topics are like 5 & 6 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 1:54pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Spanishmilf:every situation you face reshapes your life experience. 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Ay04z(m): 1:57pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Bleep the hell outa her puna. 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 2:00pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Bluehill1051:i really don’t understand why you lots think every post is lying. Brah, don’t think because you are there and feeling less of yourself, you think every other man out there is like that. I do things bro. Your best life experience might be my worst life experience. 13 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 2:01pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Ay04z:and after? 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 2:01pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Spanishmilf:sometimes, I go don click before checking the name, and since he go don open, I go just read am like thag 2 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 2:03pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
southniyikaye:continue bro. Soon you’ll see the light in my writing. |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 2:04pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
stupidity: 1 Like
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Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by DonEd(m): 2:07pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Ur point exactly? |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 2:21pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
DonEd:even if you are a school cert holder, you should understand what I wrote up there. 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 3:21pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
stupidity: Hehehehe, lots of funny characters on NL. U sef . |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Lamanii22(f): 3:25pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
stupidity: Loool... Why not change your moniker? |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 3:35pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Lamanii22:not changing. Very soon everyone here will understand some post are just for fun while others should be taken for the message it was intended to pass. 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Starboytwo(m): 3:35pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
I think your super bored, But continue |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 3:36pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
light099:Yes!!! another brother has seen the light in my post. Welcome 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 3:40pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Starboytwo:is there anything like super bored? You are “bored” while I am “super bored” abi? Idiot. 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Starboytwo(m): 3:43pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
stupidity:wahrah man |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Ay04z(m): 3:54pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
stupidity:again and again till ur strength carries u |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 4:16pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Ay04z:naah bro. It’s always like that when you don’t know your worth. I don’t sleep with woman because the puss is free. Never!!! If it’s free then I’ll make her bring it to me as a sacrifice. She’ll please me first before I dig in. Cheap sex doesn’t make you a man bro. 2 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by rex444(m): 4:45pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
man av been looking for smoke ...shiii!!! anyway the part where U have a bulge and didn't know.....U numb as Bleep 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by DriggityDre: 4:55pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
There has recently been a spike of "Photos" in different topics on the romance section. Where the photo dey?! Olumo rock fall on you, OP |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by DriggityDre: 4:56pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by culf: 4:57pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
kudos to you, you made plenty sense jare. I have been in such scenario myself before, severally. That is why I get angry when I hear of guys begging for sex or raping ladies, for watin na!!; 6 Likes |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 4:58pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
rex444:lol. When your mind is onto something good bro. Nothing else matter. I know I wasn’t in for any of her seduces, I didn’t care to know if big man was up or not. On its own it will still mellow down. Lol @smoke. Mehn!!! Immediately I heard about the lockdown. You know those small containers they use to sell salad at fast foods?. I bought enough weed, processed it and filled two of the container. E go last me one month sef. I’m not a heavy smoker, just two “tie” for the whole day. Except when any of my “sisters” that smoke is around. That kind thing. 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 4:59pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
DriggityDre:I dodge am #Rock falls on Buhari# 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 5:00pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
culf:Aha!!! Another brother has been the light. Welcome bro. Please come forward let everyone see you. 1 Like |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by rex444(m): 5:04pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
stupidity:you have motivated me, I don send out ...O cannur coman kii my self ooooo...lemme save for already raining days .... |
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Ballary(m): 5:39pm On Mar 31, 2020 |
stupidity: Nice post,I have experienced shit like this before, girls can pretend very well, only a few will take the bold step. 4 Likes |
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