A305:
I know this is irrelevant but I just want to feel intelligent for once.

It wasn't Albert Einstein that tried 999 times, Albert mistakes were minimal and were mostly discovered and corrected by his wife Meliva Maric, Infact, Einstein's wife was smarter than him, she did all the writing in theory for him and also helped solved most of the mathematical equations that arouse Albert Einstein's curiosity that will later lead him to make sense of it in the real world(using the universe) which he actually did sucessfully, hence, making Einstein the genius.

Nobody acknowledged or gave credit to his wife Meliva, All people knew was Albert the genius did everything.

When young Einstein got his fame from his new found genius status for outsmarting Newton's theory, he was getting invitation to give lectures in universities all over Europe, local man couldnt resist women, he loved women and had (hoes at every area code) in Europe, although women were naturally attracted to him due to his look and status.

This broke Meliva's heart and so their marriage couldn't work as Einstein fell out of love with her but she wouldn't agree to a divorce so guess what Einstein did.

Albert promised her his Noble prize award along with the money if she agrees to a divorce, She ssid agreed and when Einstein won the award, the award as well as all the money went to Meliva.

So man, the guy whom you actually referring to was Thomas Edison, Thomas was the guy who tried 999 times in attempt for an invention and made mistakes every time but the 1000th time was when he finally invented the light bulb.

Not trying to take anything away from this great post, but I think the number of attempts at inventing the light bulb was 10,000.

https://www.businessinsider.com/thomas-edison-and-michael-jordan-were-failures-2010-9

https://larryferlazzo.edublogs.org/2011/06/11/what-is-the-accurate-edison-quote-on-learning-from-failure/

Heykayxx:

Not trying to take anything away from this great post, but I think the number of attempts at inventing the light bulb was 10,000.

https://www.businessinsider.com/thomas-edison-and-michael-jordan-were-failures-2010-9

https://larryferlazzo.edublogs.org/2011/06/11/what-is-the-accurate-edison-quote-on-learning-from-failure/

messed up figure by me right there due to oversight.

Bravo

A305:
messed up figure by me right there due to oversight.

Bravo

My mistake, pardon me pls but also your mistake as well.

Can you see how perfect a mistake can cause one to learn new things? My point exactly.

But, all of that stunt just to make a correction? I was expecting a speech for or against my thought, anyways, everyone to his own opinion and thought.

All the same, thanks for the correction and awareness given.

1daboi:
na sit home cause am boss. Abeg pour me holy water

Day 3 boss, stay hydrated... We will see each other at d end of this.

Please I'm dire need of someone to give me a car for taxify.

Sometimes I cant help but wonder, are some people living outside the world

deedee44:
Sometimes I cant help but wonder, are some people living outside the world

If u r.a movie lover, download d series Event, u will find some answers to ur tots

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I hear 10am - 2pm is now break time from lockdown.

Eizenburg:
I hear 10am - 2pm is now break time from lockdown.

do u want to work during this period ?

xana101:
do u want to work during this period ?

Which work? I’ve been working from home for the past 5 weeks

nitigriti:
@xana101
A305 gave you the best advice: invest in mutual funds! And there is no better place to take your funds to than StanbicIBTC.

Place your funds in a high yield investment portfolio (they are riskier, but yield higher) and watch your funds grow at 13-20% per annum. In extremely good years, your funds could grow by as much as 25% in 1 year. And, to make it sweet, keep rolling over your yield earnings along with your capital. In 15 years time, we would be talking about several free millions of naira in your account.

Let's crunch some numbers:
(1) If you start out with #800,000 principal in a high yield investment averaging 12% yield every year for 15 years; leaving the capital and yield (interest) untouched; but adding additional #360,000 yearly; you would have your capital of #6.2 million plus accumulated interest of #11.6 million at the end of 15 years.

(2) If you start out with the same #800,000 principal in a high yield investment averaging 15% yield every year for 15 years; leaving the capital and yield (interest) untouched; but adding additional #360,000 yearly; you would have your capital of #6.2 million plus accumulated interest of #17.4 million at the end of 15 years.

Note that both scenarios are conservative. StanbicIBTC is Nigeria's financial markets "market maker," so its book's will never go red. The implication is that its portfolio products will always give the best yields in the country for sometime to come. Only a political upheaval will upturn its current position. Maybe this is the reason Dr. Atedo Peterside refused OBJ's offer of CBN Governorship.

You have the capital. I'm sure you can afford an extra #360,000 deposit every year. StanbicIBTC is there waiting for you.

You are good to go sir.

and inflation?
well mutual funds is for big players
someone seeking to grow smaller capital is wasting their time there
i can only go to, mutual funds and fixed deposit thrash if my creative brains go to sleep

pope191:


If u r.a movie lover, download d series Event, u will find some answers to ur tots

Please is the season2 out?

donfortune48:


Please is the season2 out?

Was never renewed for a second season

donfortune48:


Please is the season2 out?

Nope! Learnt US ban d movie from airing, so deh have to stop d movie.

gnykelly:
any investment you put your money into that the yield doesn't exceed YTD interest rate is loss.

I believe YTD means year to day, please explain the full statement in simpler terms.

pope191:


Day 3 boss, stay hydrated... We will see each other at d end of this.

A coronical joke

Felicity0001:

Then, dont you think such business or investment isnt good for a poor man? Unless you want to tell me a man that has 1m to invest on mutual whatever is a rich man.

Like dru23 rightly mention, a real business man does a cash flow business.

You re talking about a business with such large capital and with long duration, and even additional capital reinvestment fund. How do you expect such a poor man to survive within this 15yrs duration you just mention? Doing uber driving while waiting to be a millionaire after 15yrs??

Nnbanu! I disagree with you in this.

lol
when i see people selling fixed deposit and mutual funds to people who cant drop 50M and above
i just see it as a joke
one Million naira invested in agriculture and certain trades with good compounding can be worth be 10 to 20M in 5 years
they should keep all those mutual funds advice for the ultra rich, not someone looking for how to grow their pocket money

pope191:


Nope! Learnt US ban d movie from airing, so deh have to stop d movie.

You heard wrong; the show had very poor ratings and was subsequently cancelled

Eizenburg:


Was never renewed for a second season

Okay.
I've been hoping they renew it for about 8yrs now.

pope191:


Nope! Learnt US ban d movie from airing, so deh have to stop d movie.

Okay sir.

mtinfx:


lol
when i see people selling fixed deposit and mutual funds to people who cant drop 50M and above
i just see it as a joke
one Million naira invested in agriculture and certain trades with good compounding can be worth be 10 to 20M in 5 years
they should keep all those mutual funds advice for the ultra rich, not someone looking for how to grow their pocket money

Good bless you my brother. At least we still have people thinking with their right senses in the thread.

Anyways, all of those self claim mutual investors na AUDIO.

Reason the rich will keep getting richer.

Some years ago Aliko Dangote approached all tomatoes growers in the North, bought over most farms especially those he see could cause him problem. Employed the local and small farmers to work for him... The next season tomatoes became very scarce even during the festive periods onlynfor Dangote to flood the entire market with his tomato paste afterwards. The next planting season everybody including those that didnt planed to nor no anything about agriculture went into tomato cultivation. You all know how that ends. Many lost their investment due to surplus supply.

Same thing ghost happened with bitcoin, some years ago and same thing is happening even with uberbolt.

Nigerians like following the crowd.

When a dwarf tries to rob shoulders with a giant the resulting outcome will lead to death.

shollywendy1:

A coronical joke

Wot can we do boss....

Eizenburg:


You heard wrong; the show had very poor ratings and was subsequently cancelled

Maybe I misplaced Hostage for Event, but I know one of these 2 have issues with authority, I'll surf more abt it once I'm done with For Life

Abt rating: for me, the movie is a good one, far from d regular.

AngryIgboMan:
There is no bigger business or investment in Nigeria right now than spending the money on yourself. Yes. You heard me right. Spend the money on yourself. Its better you look at yourself in months and see the effect of the money than invest it in one nonsense that is bound to fail. At least you will look fresh and wear nice things.



I wanted to suggest to him to use Gamalin 20 or Corrosive aerosols to poison them so they will die gradually. But I was serving God then. That was how this business went down.

So to the brother that has 800k, I will advise you to go and keep that money in your bank account. If you even try to buy a Nigerian used car, they may heartlessly sell a melon or snake oil to you that will pack up in months.

If you dont have any solid business idea you can establish and be managing yourself, take that money and spend on yourself. Everyday withdraw 5k and go and eat cat fish peppersoup and Nkwobi with better palm wine. Its a better investment.

When I made similar money that you have though mine is higher, I ran away immediately and setup a fish farm with 4 GEPPEE Tanks. I have enough fish that will last me for the next 10 years if I manage it well.

This quarantine period, I simply quarantine 3 catfish into my stomach everyday with 3 bottles of Gulder. What else can I ask God?

#BossLife

He takes his time, read stuff, stay silent and boom parte scatter.

mtinfx:


lol
when i see people selling fixed deposit and mutual funds to people who cant drop 50M and above
i just see it as a joke
one Million naira invested in agriculture and certain trades with good compounding can be worth be 10 to 20M in 5 years
they should keep all those mutual funds advice for the ultra rich, not someone looking for how to grow their pocket money

Very true talk my brother .. Samething thing for Tbills , if you can't drop at least 10milliion and above forget it .. We talking about money you don't need right away. We talking about money you forgot that you hid somewhere,

pope191:


Maybe I misplaced Hostage for Event, but I know one of these 2 have issues with authority, I'll surf more abt it once I'm done with For Life

Abt rating: for me, the movie is a good one, far from d regular.

Promising, but there’s something about it that doesn’t sit well with me; Aaron’s acting seems kinda forced.

Flash Forward is one really good show that didn’t get renewed for a second season.

Felicity0001:

Good bless you my brother. At least we still have people thinking with their right senses in the thread.

Anyways, all of those self claim mutual investors na AUDIO.

Reason the rich will keep getting richer.

Some years ago Aliko Dangote approached all tomatoes growers in the North, bought over most farms especially those he see could cause him problem. Employed the local and small farmers to work for him... The next season tomatoes became very scarce even during the festive periods onlynfor Dangote to flood the entire market with his tomato paste afterwards. The next planting season everybody including those that didnt planed to nor no anything about agriculture went into tomato cultivation. You all know how that ends. Many lost their investment due to surplus supply.

Same thing ghost happened with bitcoin, some years ago and same thing is happening even with uberbolt.

Nigerians like following the crowd.

When a dwarf tries to rob shoulders with a giant the resulting outcome will lead to death.

reason some smart investors observe trends
i have made mad money in storing egusi, buying bitcoin in 2017, (made close to 50kusd from icos alone)
juggling crayfish in huge supply
even someone storing palm oil and reselling at higher rates will make close to 50 to 70% within months

i have neighbors who did uber stuff and bought cars to give out, all the cars were returned within two to three months one story or the other
the so called family man will drive your car and feed his family and school fees before giving you 5k with mechanic excuse
worst is a corolla bought for 1.8M returned after 2 months looking like a ten year old car with a valuation of 1M at most

the best formula that has always worked in this biz is drive your car by yourself
any other stuff leaves you at the mercy of the drivers thoughts and actions

Eizenburg:


Promising, but there’s something about it that doesn’t sit well with me; Aaron’s acting seems kinda forced.

Flash Forward is one really good show that didn’t get renewed for a second season.

Yea, I think is just an update of Power, but right now with dis lock down? anything goes

I may even start 24 from season 1 again or just see either Tyrant or Narcos

pope191:


Yea, I think is just an update of Power, but right now with dis lock down? anything goes

I may even start 24 from season 1 again or just see either Tyrant or Narcos

Been there, done that. Watching Breaking Bad all over again.

Eizenburg:


Been there, done that. Watching Breaking Bad all over again.

You buy the CD or you download them ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1g34ICugSk

Do this to your car while quarantined