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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by gnykelly(m): 11:55am On Apr 02, 2020
Epphy:


I believe YTD means year to day, please explain the full statement in simpler terms.

if you put 100k in any investment last year
and the inflation YTD is 15%
and you realize 12,000 or 12% on investment

my brother you're making loss.

or more like hustling backward.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Eizenburg: 12:20pm On Apr 02, 2020
confusedworld17:



You buy the CD or you download them ?

Download/Stream
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Epphy(m): 1:30pm On Apr 02, 2020
gnykelly:


if you put 100k in any investment last year
and the inflation YTD is 15%
and you realize 12,000 or 12% on investment

my brother you're making loss.

or more like hustling backward.

Ok now I understand.

You're right...but then instead of keeping the money in bank accounts, it is better if invested
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by gnykelly(m): 1:43pm On Apr 02, 2020
pope191:


If u r.a movie lover, download d series Event, u will find some answers to ur tots

where can I get it
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 1:55pm On Apr 02, 2020
Eizenburg:


Been there, done that. Watching Breaking Bad all over again.

grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by xrayj(m): 1:55pm On Apr 02, 2020
Felicity0001:

Bro pump that 1m you have into your other business abeg. If that your other business is doing well enough you wont even have the time to drive on uber anymore. Any business not doing well is obviously suffering from lack of fund.

I'm even surprise a fellow driver with experience is asking this kind of question.

You should know better na bro
@bold Wrong!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 1:56pm On Apr 02, 2020
gnykelly:


where can I get it

I honestly can't b precise on this
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 2:01pm On Apr 02, 2020
xrayj:

@bold Wrong!

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by xrayj(m): 2:04pm On Apr 02, 2020
AngryIgboMan:
There is no bigger business or investment in Nigeria right now than spending the money on yourself. Yes. You heard me right. Spend the money on yourself. Its better you look at yourself in months and see the effect of the money than invest it in one nonsense that is bound to fail. At least you will look fresh and wear nice things.

In Nigeria from the moment you try to set up a business, everybody will start hustling you. From your contractors to your managers down to the dealers themselves! All of them see you as the gateway to their imaginary billions!

You see most of these so called businesses you think that are successful? If they tell you what they really do behind to succeed and stay afloat, you will choose to remain poor. Am not talking about rituals or any form of diabolic thing. Nope. Thats nonsense. Am talking about the real realities of staying afloat in a hostile business environment like Nigeria. You have to be mean, ruthless and evil to succeed.

I wouldn't know how to explain this further. Strong Cartels know better.

Most people here forming jack of all trade in one business or the other don't know jack. All they know is fantansies and utopian mega successes.

In Nigeria, what most people know is how to give you juicy business proposals because you are willing to bankroll it. If you are observant, they are usually nice and sweet at the beginning. They will show you all the upsides of the proposed business without showing you the downsides.

But once they succeed in separating you from your money, the real demon in them will come out. Stories here and there. Mistakes here and there. Losses here and there. Ask them why they didn't see and state all these in the proposal they brought before. They will be looking at you like morrons.

Nigerians are very terrible in keeping promises. They take a lot of things for granted. Thats the reason why a morron will approach you to take your car and drive on Uber, wreck it in 2 weeks and still be looking at you like an imbeccile without any purpose in life.

The worst mistake you can make in business in Nigeria is to LEAVE IT TO SOMEONE TO MANAGE. It will take a very special grace and anointing to get a focused, determined person that is willing to work with you long term. Most human beings especially Nigerians are wired to be Wicked, Evil, Self Centred, Greedy and Covetous. All they know about is themselves.

I have had a friend that opened a restaurant business in Owerri. Months in Months out, losses will be turning in. I told him to mount CCTV without his workers knowing. What he discovered shocked him. Everyday, almost all his workers came with there coolers and were carting away food to feed themselves and their families. They did this in collusion with the manager who was sleeping with most of the girls there. So, how will he talk?

I wanted to suggest to him to use Gamalin 20 or Corrosive aerosols to poison them so they will die gradually. But I was serving God then. That was how this business went down.

So to the brother that has 800k, I will advise you to go and keep that money in your bank account. If you even try to buy a Nigerian used car, they may heartlessly sell a melon or snake oil to you that will pack up in months.

If you dont have any solid business idea you can establish and be managing yourself, take that money and spend on yourself. Everyday withdraw 5k and go and eat cat fish peppersoup and Nkwobi with better palm wine. Its a better investment.

When I made similar money that you have though mine is higher, I ran away immediately and setup a fish farm with 4 GEPPEE Tanks. I have enough fish that will last me for the next 10 years if I manage it well.

This quarantine period, I simply quarantine 3 catfish into my stomach everyday with 3 bottles of Gulder. What else can I ask God?

#BossLife
This is so true!
If u have invested your hard earned money in more than one business in this country, u will understand everything this man has stated!!! Too much truth in this post! I just hope too much sense don't kill this man!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 2:27pm On Apr 02, 2020
pope191:


If u r.a movie lover, download d series Event, u will find some answers to ur tots
okay I'll check it out
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 2:38pm On Apr 02, 2020
gnykelly:


if you put 100k in any investment last year
and the inflation YTD is 15%
and you realize 12,000 or 12% on investment

my brother you're making loss.

or more like hustling backward.

Any investment yielding
Less than 30% per annum in Nigeria is a joke against inflation and I am being lenient
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 2:40pm On Apr 02, 2020
xrayj:

This is so true!
If u have invested your hard earned money in more than one business in this country, u will understand everything this man has stated!!! Too much truth in this post! I just hope too much sense don't kill this man!

Na chinese bosses dey fit them
And high handed Jews at RCC

Setup an office in a state and hire staff
Cause they know your not based there.
They go to work when they like
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by EzekielMab(m): 2:42pm On Apr 02, 2020
AngryIgboMan:
There is no bigger business or investment in Nigeria right now than spending the money on yourself. Yes. You heard me right. Spend the money on yourself. Its better you look at yourself in months and see the effect of the money than invest it in one nonsense that is bound to fail. At least you will look fresh and wear nice things.

In Nigeria from the moment you try to set up a business, everybody will start hustling you. From your contractors to your managers down to the dealers themselves! All of them see you as the gateway to their imaginary billions!

You see most of these so called businesses you think that are successful? If they tell you what they really do behind to succeed and stay afloat, you will choose to remain poor. Am not talking about rituals or any form of diabolic thing. Nope. Thats nonsense. Am talking about the real realities of staying afloat in a hostile business environment like Nigeria. You have to be mean, ruthless and evil to succeed.

I wouldn't know how to explain this further. Strong Cartels know better.

Most people here forming jack of all trade in one business or the other don't know jack. All they know is fantansies and utopian mega successes.

In Nigeria, what most people know is how to give you juicy business proposals because you are willing to bankroll it. If you are observant, they are usually nice and sweet at the beginning. They will show you all the upsides of the proposed business without showing you the downsides.

But once they succeed in separating you from your money, the real demon in them will come out. Stories here and there. Mistakes here and there. Losses here and there. Ask them why they didn't see and state all these in the proposal they brought before. They will be looking at you like morrons.

Nigerians are very terrible in keeping promises. They take a lot of things for granted. Thats the reason why a morron will approach you to take your car and drive on Uber, wreck it in 2 weeks and still be looking at you like an imbeccile without any purpose in life.

The worst mistake you can make in business in Nigeria is to LEAVE IT TO SOMEONE TO MANAGE. It will take a very special grace and anointing to get a focused, determined person that is willing to work with you long term. Most human beings especially Nigerians are wired to be Wicked, Evil, Self Centred, Greedy and Covetous. All they know about is themselves.

I have had a friend that opened a restaurant business in Owerri. Months in Months out, losses will be turning in. I told him to mount CCTV without his workers knowing. What he discovered shocked him. Everyday, almost all his workers came with there coolers and were carting away food to feed themselves and their families. They did this in collusion with the manager who was sleeping with most of the girls there. So, how will he talk?

I wanted to suggest to him to use Gamalin 20 or Corrosive aerosols to poison them so they will die gradually. But I was serving God then. That was how this business went down.

So to the brother that has 800k, I will advise you to go and keep that money in your bank account. If you even try to buy a Nigerian used car, they may heartlessly sell a melon or snake oil to you that will pack up in months.

If you dont have any solid business idea you can establish and be managing yourself, take that money and spend on yourself. Everyday withdraw 5k and go and eat cat fish peppersoup and Nkwobi with better palm wine. Its a better investment.

When I made similar money that you have though mine is higher, I ran away immediately and setup a fish farm with 4 GEPPEE Tanks. I have enough fish that will last me for the next 10 years if I manage it well.

This quarantine period, I simply quarantine 3 catfish into my stomach everyday with 3 bottles of Gulder. What else can I ask God?

#BossLife

Chai. Wisdom.

This man stated it as it is.

Let me share my little experience...

I bought the "Watermelon/snake oil car" in December 2019.

Okay, I saw this car on jiji and decided to go and check it out.
I went with a mechanic to Ibadan on Sunday. 8th December 2019.

On getting there, we inspected and I kept asking the mechanic if anything was wrong. The fool kept saying only tyre.

I asked him severally, he kept on his word. I paid sha.

Driving the car to Lagos sha. Car started going off in traffic. He kept saying it's a small issue.

We got down to Lagos and expenses started on this car.

From guys that changed the lights, to 4-tyres, windscreen had a small crack. Spent 200k there oh. I won die. Car wey I never use make money. They all sucked me

Conclusion: They knew the car was faulty , but still keep lieing to me, in order to make money from me

Guess what!!!! The engine was bad.
Sold it off at a loss sha.

That was when I knew that there were too many greedy folks in 9ja. Only after their pocket

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by drmikeadams(m): 2:50pm On Apr 02, 2020
EzekielMab:


Chai. Wisdom.

This man stated it as it is.

Let me share my little experience...

I bought the "Watermelon/snake oil car" in December 2019.

Okay, I saw this car on jiji and decided to go and check it out.
I went with a mechanic to Ibadan on Sunday. 8th December 2019.

On getting there, we inspected and I kept asking the mechanic if anything was wrong. The fool kept saying only tyre.

I asked him severally, he kept on his word. I paid sha.

Driving the car to Lagos sha. Car started going off in traffic. He kept saying it's a small issue.

We got down to Lagos and expenses started on this car.

From guys that changed the lights, to 4-tyres, windscreen had a small crack. Spent 200k there oh. I won die. Car wey I never use make money. They all sucked me

Conclusion: They knew the car was faulty , but still keep lieing to me, in order to make money from me

Guess what!!!! The engine was bad.
Sold it off at a loss sha.

That was when I knew that there were too many greedy folks in 9ja. Only after their pocket
haha haha haha
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:10pm On Apr 02, 2020
A305:
I know this is irrelevant but I just want to feel intelligent for once.

It wasn't Albert Einstein that tried 999 times, Albert mistakes were minimal and were mostly discovered and corrected by his wife Meliva Maric, Infact, Einstein's wife was smarter than him, she did all the writing in theory for him and also helped solved most of the mathematical equations that arouse Albert Einstein's curiosity that will later lead him to make sense of it in the real world(using the universe) which he actually did sucessfully, hence, making Einstein the genius.

Nobody acknowledged or gave credit to his wife Meliva, All people knew was Albert the genius did everything.

When young Einstein got his fame from his new found genius status for outsmarting Newton's theory, he was getting invitation to give lectures in universities all over Europe, local man couldnt resist women, he loved women and had (hoes at every area code) in Europe, although women were naturally attracted to him due to his look and status.

This broke Meliva's heart and so their marriage couldn't work as Einstein fell out of love with her but she wouldn't agree to a divorce so guess what Einstein did.

Albert promised her his Noble prize award along with the money if she agrees to a divorce, She did agreed and when Einstein won the award, the award as well as all the money went to Meliva.

So man, the guy whom you actually referring to was Thomas Edison, Thomas was the guy who tried 999 times in attempt for an invention and made mistakes every time but the 1000th time was when he finally invented the light bulb.

Nice one!
The way dis thread done derail for d past two days is good for lock down.

This is day 3 and looks like 3weeks already
I pray make dem no extend it after 14 days to 21days

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 3:14pm On Apr 02, 2020
EzekielMab:


Chai. Wisdom.

This man stated it as it is.

Let me share my little experience...

I bought the "Watermelon/snake oil car" in December 2019.

Okay, I saw this car on jiji and decided to go and check it out.
I went with a mechanic to Ibadan on Sunday. 8th December 2019.

On getting there, we inspected and I kept asking the mechanic if anything was wrong. The fool kept saying only tyre.

I asked him severally, he kept on his word. I paid sha.

Driving the car to Lagos sha. Car started going off in traffic. He kept saying it's a small issue.

We got down to Lagos and expenses started on this car.

From guys that changed the lights, to 4-tyres, windscreen had a small crack. Spent 200k there oh. I won die. Car wey I never use make money. They all sucked me

Conclusion: They knew the car was faulty , but still keep lieing to me, in order to make money from me

Guess what!!!! The engine was bad.
Sold it off at a loss sha.

That was when I knew that there were too many greedy folks in 9ja. Only after their pocket

Some sellers offer your mech as high as 30k to turn a blind eye to faults

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:20pm On Apr 02, 2020
pope191:


Yea, I think is just an update of Power, but right now with dis lock down? anything goes

I may even start 24 from season 1 again or just see either Tyrant or Narcos

I thought Tyrant too was banned ?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by gnykelly(m): 3:36pm On Apr 02, 2020
mtinfx:


Any investment yielding
Less than 30% per annum in Nigeria is a joke against inflation and I am being lenient

absolute fact
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 3:40pm On Apr 02, 2020
A305:
I know this is irrelevant but I just want to feel intelligent for once.

It ...


tried 999 times in attempt for an invention and made mistakes every time but the 1000th time was when he finally invented the light bulb.

Another response I thought about but didn't care enough to give. Chop knuckle jare

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:44pm On Apr 02, 2020
EzekielMab:


Chai. Wisdom.

This man stated it as it is.

Let me share my little experience...

I bought the "Watermelon/snake oil car" in December 2019.

Okay, I saw this car on jiji and decided to go and check it out.
I went with a mechanic to Ibadan on Sunday. 8th December 2019.

On getting there, we inspected and I kept asking the mechanic if anything was wrong. The fool kept saying only tyre.

I asked him severally, he kept on his word. I paid sha.

Driving the car to Lagos sha. Car started going off in traffic. He kept saying it's a small issue.

We got down to Lagos and expenses started on this car.

From guys that changed the lights, to 4-tyres, windscreen had a small crack. Spent 200k there oh. I won die. Car wey I never use make money. They all sucked me

Conclusion: They knew the car was faulty , but still keep lieing to me, in order to make money from me

Guess what!!!! The engine was bad.
Sold it off at a loss sha.

That was when I knew that there were too many greedy folks in 9ja. Only after their pocket

With a mechanic or your mechanic?
I doubt if your personal mechanic will do that to you.
There are some good Nigerians out there though the percentage is low.
I don't believe average Nigerian is greedy , average Nigerian is hungry and looking for food , so when they see opportunity dey want to over feed. Poverty mentality
Same thing with our politicians - they keep packing money cos of fear of being poor after d tenor . Money dey can't spend in life time cos there mindset hasn't change.

Same way you go to parties and you see guys struggling to pack 6 bottles of coke home cos it's awoof, just 600 naira. They drive big cars n live in lekki this same people can afford cartons of juice but the mindset

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by oluwaseunla(m): 3:45pm On Apr 02, 2020
mtinfx:


Some sellers offer your mech as high as 30k to turn a blind eye to faults

They get offered way higher than that. Best thing is to go with your own mech like someone up there said and hope they won't turn his head. Pay him well for his service and you are probably half way there already.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 4:00pm On Apr 02, 2020
Eizenburg:


Been there, done that. Watching Breaking Bad all over again.

Money heist

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Eizenburg: 4:03pm On Apr 02, 2020
radautoworks:


Money heist
I’m very skeptical; because of all the hype. I don’t want to be disappointed.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 4:19pm On Apr 02, 2020
xrayj:

@bold Wrong!
Although I didnt study in Cambridge University, at least I still know how to put words together.

The word "obviously" used in my statement doesn't mean actual or a concluded fact.

Ok, coming to you now. You said something is wrong without giving any reason to why its wrong and give your own point.

It seems this thread is a place where people are attack with empty treats.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Mayor555(m): 4:25pm On Apr 02, 2020
Eizenburg:

I’m very skeptical; because of all the hype. I don’t want to be disappointed.

Take it from me, you won't be disappointed.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by A305: 4:28pm On Apr 02, 2020
radautoworks:


Another response I thought about but didn't care enough to give. Chop knuckle jare
Gkakam!

I don chop am lol.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Eizenburg: 4:39pm On Apr 02, 2020
Mayor555:


Take it from me, you won't be disappointed.
Tonight then. Will try out the 1st couple of episodes.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 4:40pm On Apr 02, 2020
BAZ001:


With a mechanic or your mechanic?
I doubt if your personal mechanic will do that to you.
There are some good Nigerians out there though the percentage is low.
I don't believe average Nigerian is greedy , average Nigerian is hungry and looking for food , so when they see opportunity dey want to over feed. Poverty mentality
Same thing with our politicians - they keep packing money cos of fear of being poor after d tenor . Money dey can't spend in life time cos there mindset hasn't change.

Same way you go to parties and you see guys struggling to pack 6 bottles of coke home cos it's awoof, just 600 naira. They drive big cars n live in lekki this same people can afford cartons of juice but the mindset

It's so funny a fellow Nigerian will make that statement ,but if it was me , they will twist my words around and call me names like Audio CEO, arrogant, trouble maker etc it shows the double standard that comes out on nairaland. So sad ,so sad a fellow Nigerian can't trust another fellow Nigerian living in the same country ,

so how do you expect a Nigerian living outisde Nigeria to trust the ones living in Nigeria.... Smh ......

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by hefelove(m): 4:53pm On Apr 02, 2020
EzekielMab:


Chai. Wisdom.

This man stated it as it is.

Let me share my little experience...

I bought the "Watermelon/snake oil car" in December 2019.

Okay, I saw this car on jiji and decided to go and check it out.
I went with a mechanic to Ibadan on Sunday. 8th December 2019.

On getting there, we inspected and I kept asking the mechanic if anything was wrong. The fool kept saying only tyre.

I asked him severally, he kept on his word. I paid sha.

Driving the car to Lagos sha. Car started going off in traffic. He kept saying it's a small issue.

We got down to Lagos and expenses started on this car.

From guys that changed the lights, to 4-tyres, windscreen had a small crack. Spent 200k there oh. I won die. Car wey I never use make money. They all sucked me

Conclusion: They knew the car was faulty , but still keep lieing to me, in order to make money from me

Guess what!!!! The engine was bad.
Sold it off at a loss sha.

That was when I knew that there were too many greedy folks in 9ja. Only after their pocket
Sorry about this boss. Too bad, I've always being seeing things like these on this thread, and something just came to my mind now, mama radautoworks I think we should nominate you of any one wants to buy a car here the person can contact you to follow him/her for check up but he has to pay, it's better paying you 20k for check up on the car than spending another 200k on stupid expenses and selling the car at loss

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by peeps4u: 5:11pm On Apr 02, 2020
hefelove:

Sorry about this boss. Too bad, I've always being seeing things like these on this thread, and something just came to my mind now, mama radautoworks I think we should nominate you of any one wants to buy a car here the person can contact you to follow him/her for check up but he has to pay, it's better paying you 20k for check up on the car than spending another 200k on stupid expenses and selling the car at loss

I think Gazzuzz does that but I dont know how much he charges though.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 5:29pm On Apr 02, 2020
Odignity:
Please I'm dire need of someone to give me a car for taxify.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 5:39pm On Apr 02, 2020
BAZ001:


I thought Tyrant too was banned ?

I've seen season 1 - 3, tot deh ran out of idea... I miss seeing Moran Arias tho grin

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