YxCEc2kUDRp2RWy:
Some idiot will just wake up in the morning, eat, take their phone, waste previous time concocting different stories on NL and then post it here as a thread.
Go and grow a new brain OP.
The current one seems to be somatically defunct

ODB2:


Thanks and P.S. only men should comment.

ghettokid1:
Give her 2 Upper cuts & 2 Smack downs then come and thank me later

budaatum:

Or what? You will slap me?

I think you think your wife is one of your children, though I'm certain you would not slap your child so hard. I mean, how dare she burn your food and almost your house with your family in it? She can't cook, and then slaps you back! Twice!

Kill her jor! Just kill her! It must say so in your "General Woman's Operational manual". Though I do wonder why you'd marry a "General Woman". Is it because you just can't see her as an individual?

You "love her" indeed, lol.

ODB2:


I am a big guy and this will work if I married an orc but my wife is only 5ft and weighs less than a feather.

This might seriously injure her or kill her.

ODB2:


I said no women.

Why don't you women take simple instructions!

Macnnoli4:
Why don't you pamper her, play with her often and be more romantic so that she would love you more. A woman can do anything for the person she loves. And the bible never specified any sex position.

budaatum:

Because you are not sufficiently competent to instruct women, obviously.

ODB2:
Good day all,

I have this serious problem and I need your advice.

I would have gone to Family Section but for some reason I have been banned till 2176 AD.

So maybe your Romance dudes can help me.

So here it goes....

I have been married to my wife for 3 years now although have been dating her since she was 16. I am 39 by the way.

Everything was ok until we got married and she started misbehaving.

Like one time I came home and she did not serve me my food because she was deeply engrossed in watching a zee world series. I then told her to get my food ready woman and she then went to the kitchen and put it on fire saying she is warming it. I then went to the room to take a shower and then checked on our kids and when I returned to the living room everywhere was smelling burnt food. She didn't even know that the whole house was filled with smoke because she was just watching her silly Indian series.

I then knew at that moment I had to act and so I slapped her across her face.

The slap was so heavy that she could not even whimper for about 10 seconds and had this shock across her face. I thought this will straighten her up for good but to my surprise she slapped me back- twice!

I was about to go full WWE and World Star mode on her but decided against it as she may get badly injured so I just walked out of the house to cool off.

Now, since slapping will not reset her as directed in the General Woman's Operational manual and since I don't want to go the full overhaul and start beating her, I was considering using either my belt or a cane but I am seriously aversed to this as most women have a BDSM side to them and this may turn to some kinky sh!t and from there my woman will be deliberately pissing me off so that I can use the cane or belt on her towards some sick perversion.

So since, my slap isn't working as she slaps me back - double sef and I don't want to hurt her by punching and body slamming her and also that as a newly converted Deeper Life member I am totally against any other sex position other than the missionary style and so will not want to use a belt or cane to turn my wife to a BDSM wh0re, I want to know if there is any other safe and reasonable way to instill my will and discipline on my wife.

I really do love her and will appreciate any suggestions from you guys on how to go about my current predicament.

Thanks and P.S. only men should comment.

ODB2:


I am suspecting you are a lesbian.

This does not in anyway make you equal to a man.

Pls stop posting on this thread as instructed in the OP.

budaatum:



Slap me now, as your "General Woman's Operational manual" instructs you too.

ODB2:


You are one sick tranny aren't you

budaatum:

Am I? Or you just projecting what you are?

missimelda01:
It will not be well with the scientist that started Corona virus walahi

ODB2:


You like role plays ehh

I see.

So you can be lesbian or tranny with a strap on.

Very flexible.

missimelda01:
It will not be well with the scientist that started Corona virus walahi

Semperty:
so you mean coronavirus is manmade

sassysure:
Old story with extra maggi

leonard002:
lolz. you can hide the decoder remote