XhosaNostra:



You do realize we're on lockdown.. Besides, gainful employment doesn't mean one doesn't have the leisure of time. It depends on the nature of employment, after all we're not on the road hawking agege bread or operating a Mama Put

Look at this smelly thing. Lockdown indeed. Did you just start dancing naked on nairaland?

XhosaNostra:



[s]So the source you're looking for, whose opinions will those be?[/s]

Nairaland can never be a credible opinion. At least bring a source linked to a known civil rights movement.

Kazikazi:
Congolese are just learners.we teach them.

You forgot to teach them the arabic loan words in Swahili.

obaaderemi:
Look at this smelly thing. Lockdown indeed. Did you just start dancing naked on nairaland?

No, because I'm not a kola nut seller. My life affords me the luxury of time.

obaaderemi:
Nairaland can never be a credible opinion. At least bring a source linked to a known civil rights movement.

It is to me because those are the thoughts of Nigerians, lacking the cojones to start one because those soldiers ain't smiling

AmenhotepZuid:
@edon, I repeat Nigerians(201m hungry liars) are unashamed liars they faked SA apartheid history to elevate Nigeria's position and downplaying the role of 445million East Africans(mainly Bantu speakers), 250million north African Arabs and ethiopids, 180million middle Africans/central Africans (mainly Bantu speakers), 75million Southern Africans including Malagasy (mainly Bantu speakers including Malagasy have Bantu roots mixed with Asian blood). Shame on you Nigeria for faking other peoples history to position yourselves as fake gi ants....who fought no one still can't defeat SA army, Algeria, Egypt in a war militarily inferior to these 3 real power houses...

respect Nigeria,Zulu ugly bald Bleep.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTkjBPEfOVc

XhosaNostra:

You do know the Khoisans were nomads, right? And what of the clans that are direct descendants of the Khoisans? Stop interfering & talking ikaka you know nothing about, mnqundu.

Mnqundu

We have the same word in Swahili. Mkundu wako

BadBradley:
@ the emboldened; says the wingless demon who has been sitting permanently on a Nigerian forum for the past 5 years.

Obsessed Satan.

Under apartheid rule, south African hospital performed one of the first open heart surgery in the world.

Todays, brute bestial Zulus like you can't manage than hospital and in less than 18 years, that same hospital left in your care is conducting major operations with GSM phone torchlight.

You're nothing, all you Zulus are Africa's regrettable investment of no returns!

You are being funny.I wouldn't give a squirt of piss if this faceless forum vanished from the wap.You are the one who seem to scrutinised us religiously.


I like the way you are getting your panties in a bunch at SA's setbacks as if it means Nigeria will automatically improve lol.We can be the "next Zimbabwe" anyday from now but your jungle will still remain the biggest mess in Africa.

Acadavah:

Mnqundu

We have the same word in Swahili. Mkundu wako

I've already been told Btw, that's how we also say it @ bolded

mtisTheQubit:

no kaz mnqundu is your ass...now whako i think is wako ..

You are now an expert eeh.

JaceBlaze:



You are being funny.I wouldn't give a squirt of piss if this faceless forum vanished from the wap.You are the one who seem to scrutinised us religiously.


I like the way you are getting your panties in a bunch at SA's setbacks as if it means Nigeria will automatically improve lol.We can be the "next Zimbabwe" anyday from now but your jungle will still remain the biggest mess in Africa.

when this fool gets shellacked, he goes into ghost mode and comes back with an alternate.

Zulu, if you can point me your father's or grandfather's gravesite, then you're an African, proud South African.

But you can't. Your history is forever lost in bondage and disinheritance.

You're here hyperventilating in a Nigerian forum when you're supposed to be weeping for your miserable existence.

XhosaNostra:



LMAO.

1st let me clarify that I don't double date, ever. But there was this one instance with a guy I was dating back home. We were supposed to meet later that afternoon, but he was off playing soccer somewhere. I got tired of waiting & left with my cousin to go to her boyfriend's house, to fetch CDs. Before we left, I told my other cousin to tell him where we went, if he came looking for me.

So anyway, when we arrived at my cousin's boyfriend's house, I opted to wait outside because I wasn't familiar with the people. It was my 1st time going there. I sat on the pavement. Nextdoor there was a coming home ceremony aka umgidi, so I sat there people watching One guy from the party noticed me sitting there all by myself & he came over for a chat. We had just exchanged pleasantries, when this fool (my ex) suddenly appeared around the corner, watching me talking to a guy I barely knew. He took it the wrong way & overreacted lol. He was very temperamental, so I knew things were about to escalate because the other guy wasn't taking his shìt either, he was hyped up by Dutch courage Within minutes, I heard a familiar click of okapis. I was so frightened, I became paralyzed for a bit. I couldn't stand up! Luckily, people from the party came over to break the fight before either of them could start bobbing & weaving

That's how I almost had two guys fencing kasi-style over moi.

Moi must have been very hot back then .I too wouldn't afford looking weak in front of fine babe like you

JaceBlaze:



Moi must have been very hot back then .I too wouldn't afford looking weak in front of fine babe like you

Hahaha. Now you want me to sound just like my mother when she used tell me those "In my time" stories about how hot "Beeeeautifullll" she was in her prime
Anyway, I think I'm aging like wine, I'm getting better with age.

Austine1212:


How about you learn Zulu, more of youyou are traveling to SA

Because Zulu is not a Lingua Franca of South Africa. How can you communicate with the rest 77.3% of South Africans who doesn't understand Zulu.

Problemkid1:
Nigeria is still the giant of Africa!! Kill yourself

why should i ?
Am not jealous to that point. Have you ever seen me reacting like some of your fellow counterpart...

Anyway, nice deflection

we all love facts.

Nigeria is truly the giant of Africa. Why?

1.huge population(poverty ridden)
2.stagnant huge GDP( cooked)
3.oil.

What else?? Name them

BadBradley:
when this fool gets shellacked, he goes into ghost mode and comes back with an alternate.

Zulu, if you can point me your father's or grandfather's gravesite, then you're an African, proud South African.

But you can't. Your history is forever lost in bondage and disinheritance.

You're here hyperventilating in a Nigerian forum when you're supposed to be weeping for your miserable existence.

When I log off Nairaland it means cretins like you cease to exist...your opinions are just a fart in a tornado vortex


Haha weeping my miserable existence? Do you know that my living conditions are way better than anything a Nigerian millionaire can dream of?

XhosaNostra:



Hahaha. Now you want me to sound just like my mother when she used tell me those "In my time" stories about how hot "Beeeeautifullll" she was in her prime
Anyway, I think I'm aging like wine, I'm getting better with age.

Was your mom also hot?

You are.I'm sure you get hit on by primary school boys.

The person in the pic is you?

Shma:
why should i ?
Am not jealous to that point. Have you ever seen me reacting like some of your fellow counterpart...

Anyway, nice deflection

we all love facts.

Nigeria is truly the giant of Africa. Why?

1.huge population(poverty ridden)
2.stagnant huge GDP( cooked)
3.oil.

What else?? Name them

LMAO Kenya is the starvation capital of the world. Remember what that sothie girl said. That kenyans should be the last people to be calling other nations poor.

mtisTheQubit:

Kazi Swahili is not your mother tongue unless you are a swahili...fact...you folks just dont want to admit..you got chaga people, maasai, sukuma...they sometimes speak their mother tongue language

Lol for instance I am not counted as a swahili but it is my first language and there a lot of people especially youth that Swahili is their first language and those Maasai, Sukuma etc can't speak 2min long without putting Swahili words.

AmenhotepZuid:
@xhosanostra, I saw on TV the other day a group of immigrants from Gabon and Cameroon saying their language Fang, Ewondo and Duala has similar words to Xhosa, example "mbolo in Fang /ewondo is Molo in Xhosa for greeting and Mbolweni in fang/ewondo is molweni in Xhosa that's a reply in all these languages. Same can be said about words like " nyoka" is snake in Lingala in DRC, Duala Cameroon, Fang Gabon/Equatorial guinea etc...they showed a lot of words that were similar to Xhosa and Zulus and south Africans were shocked by the similarities. They said SA black languages are a mixture of central africa and east African with a small mix of borrowed khoi words.

Nyoka is snake also in Swahili but Mbolo

JaceBlaze:


Was your mom also hot?

You are.I'm sure you get hit on by primary school boys.

The person in the pic is you?

She looked like a mom lol. She was a looker when she was much younger though

High school kids in blazers, with peach fuzz moustaches Inside I just laugh because I can still pick up the faint smell of Nestum on their breath

Problemkid1:
LMAO Kenya is the starvation capital of the world. Remember what that sothie girl said. That kenyans should be the last people to be calling other nations poor.

It seems you can never make any argument without looking for backup. Silly kid.

BadBradley:
I don't like it when jaceblaze ignores me

In this lockdown when you should be concentrating your undivided attention to your woman,you are busy worrying about Jace's reply? Is that how lonely it gets in your shack?

Acadavah:


Nyoka is snake also in Swahili but Mbolo

I hope it doesn't mean the same as Mboro?

gallivant:


That's great. I thought you were trying to celebrate brain drain.

There is nothing like brain drain when their services can not be procured

Problemkid1:
LMAO Kenya is the starvation capital of the world. Remember what that sothie girl said. That kenyans should be the last people to be calling other nations poor.

why lying?
The bolded is your trolling mode remember ...
Anyway, can you prove your allegations? .. I can prove that Nigeria is indeed the world poverty capital .. But what's the reason behind that?
In kenya we're usually affected by drought and is only a small section in the far north where drought is saviour.
Now it's your turn, give us the reason behind your poverty stricken zoo

Just30:


There is nothing like brain drain when their services can not be procured

True.

XhosaNostra:



She looked like a mom lol. She was a looker when she was much younger though

High school boys in blazers Inside I just laugh because I can still pick up the faint smell of Nestum on their breath

She had to be,otherwise I wouldn't be talking to you right now.


Haha @ Nestum breath.But to be honest you don't look like you past 28.

Austine1212:
think British English vs Naija English

Kenya swahili is origional

Tanzania swahili is diluted

Vice versa is true. Kenyan swahili is heavy and short due to ignorance of vocabularies and affected by their respective tribal language. Tanzanian Swahili is the original standard swahili (kiunguja). Don't carried away by them most of them have some knowledge of the language but don't understand it.
Look how their Mps struggled to speak Swahili in their parliament

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0u6cm5KFdY

gallivant:


All bantu languages are almost similar as they came from the same place. Also, thanks to the Arabs and Portuguese influence in East Africa the Swahili spoken in Tanzania is the corrupted version. True pure Swahili is only spoken in the hinterlands like in the Congo

Nope, true pure Swahili is spoken in Oman & Comoros & Coastal east Africa.

JaceBlaze:


She had to be,otherwise I wouldn't be talking to you right now.


Haha @ Nestum breath.But to be honest you don't look like you past 28.

She was a pretty, petite little minx I don't think I resemble her in any way though. However, we do share the slightly crooked teeth, nose, mouth & s'shwapa I got the roundish face & eyes from my dad.

Which parent do you resemble the most?

Hey, I'm not a day older than 21!

XhosaNostra:



She looked like a mom lol. She was a looker when she was much younger though

High school kids in blazers, with peach fuzz moustaches Inside I just laugh because I can still pick up the faint smell of Nestum on their breath

Xhosa what's up??