iamoyindamola:

Mehn, we flatten and sharpen the crown cork

NinjaMetahuman:
or use three crown head..

That one will cut your hand if you are not expert fighter.

BlueRayDick:
Funny enough, I am a 90's kid but I didn't really play most of these games o. The primary school I attended was all these serious private schools they monitor us too much and don't subscribe to kids playing all those games.

But I remember I was good at biro fight; where u bring out Ur best biro against Ur opponent's biro. The game is played by making with Ur thumb kicking Ur biro against Ur opponent's....if u give his biro a devastating blow, it drops off the table and u win the round. The sweetest part of the game is when Ur opponent's biro mistakenly lands on top of urs; this is a golden opportunity for u to give him a scissors kick that is similar to a smack down or body slam move in WWE...that's a goodnight move

iamoyindamola:

We used this slim light biro then(renult or something) and also bend the cover to avoid falling off easily.
Another one we did was tic toc(X and o), this new generation ain't ready jare

diggz:
https://www.nairaland.com/5796536/fg-excludes-lagos-borno-delta

See lamentations!

Ibime:
https://www.nairaland.com/5794910/keniebi-okoko-alive-not-dead

On this story making rounds on Keniebi Okoko, I understand that when the power cut and backup gen wouldnt come on, the surgeon apparently cut something in the confusion and he bled out. It wasn't due to anaesthetic failure. I understand the surgeon has been arrested. Please who is liable in this case between the Hospital and the Surgeon?

diggz:
https://www.nairaland.com/5796536/fg-excludes-lagos-borno-delta

See lamentations!

gensteejay:
larride and other guys in Ibadan, how are you guys coping with the security situation in Ib?

There have been a lot of break-ins around here (Agbowo and UI environs), and during one of the break-ins, a resident in Agbowo was killed a couple of days ago.

The police can't be relied on as they only patrol the major roads and don't go inside streets within communities.

Self-defence is the way out now, and getting a good night sleep is harder as we all have to say alert.

BlueRayDick:


Baba I've never seen nepotism glaringly on display than what they did with this yeye conditional.cash transfer. I know Larride will refer us back to the story of some state governments not enrolling enough citizens of their states, while some took the opportunity but we all know that is not the case here.

Katsina got a total of ₦2,664,540,000.00 of national wealth, while Ebonyi got 0₦. They are claiming Katsina is the second poorest state in the country, but they forget Ebonyi is the seventh poorest state and yet they get nothing. States like Kano are not even poor by any standard, yet they got enough.

Buhari and tribalism and nepotism are not being hidden again...smh

Victornezzar:

We've never had it this bad

Buhari will go down as the worst president in history... Very tribalistic..... Who plays politics with such a situation as this

That Borno exclusion was just a cover up.... I hope that by 2023 Nigerians will have sense by force

diggz:


Same Northern states came out to say they can't put their states on lockdown. I guess its part of the bigger scheme to get more money forgetting that farmers do exist in other states they've put on lock down around the country.

Just face yourself and your family for your peace of mind my guy.




Covid19 no dey even respect money by the way. Let's hope with their refusal on lock down and social distancing their case won't be worse than Ecuador.

Make east, west and south no just dull am! Lock your borders and check everybody coming from the north well before you allow them into your states.

diggz:


Same Northern states came out to say they can't put their states on lockdown. I guess its part of the bigger scheme to get more money forgetting that farmers do exist in other states they've put on lock down around the country.

Just face yourself and your family for your peace of mind my guy.




Covid19 no dey even respect money by the way. Let's hope with their refusal on lock down and social distancing their case won't be worse than Ecuador.

Make east, west and south no just dull am! Lock your borders and check everybody coming from the north well before you allow them into your states.

iamoyindamola:

Same north that can obey social distance(they still pray in mass) or lockdown

diggz:
https://www.nairaland.com/5795979/delta-women-protest-over-lockdown#88485465

See supposed people wey fg N5,000 suppose help dey streets already. Mscheeeeew

larride:


What exactly are the state government doing? Personal Income Tax goes directly to the state government. Why are the state government not doing anything to ease the burden of those under them?

diggz:


I have told you FG, State and LG are all criminals! Na thief all of them be my brother.

BlueRayDick:


Baba I've never seen nepotism glaringly on display than what they did with this yeye conditional.cash transfer. I know Larride will refer us back to the story of some state governments not enrolling enough citizens of their states, while some took the opportunity but we all know that is not the case here.

Katsina got a total of ₦2,664,540,000.00 of national wealth, while Ebonyi got 0₦. They are claiming Katsina is the second poorest state in the country, but they forget Ebonyi is the seventh poorest state and yet they get nothing. States like Kano are not even poor by any standard, yet they got enough.

Buhari's tribalism and nepotism is not being hidden again...smh

larride:


I’m asking because everyone just shout FG, FG as if there are no Govenors in these states.

Delta state government lockdown his state for additional 14 days, his people should drag him by his belt. The focus on FG alone even when the responsibility falls with the State and LG won’t solve anything.

Most of the things we blame the FG for are not even their responsibilities. At this time, how many people even know the name of their local government chairman or councilors?

Primary health care is the responsibility of LG.
Secondary health care is the responsibility of State government.
FG is in charge of Teaching hospital yet we blame the FG for poor primary and secondary health care infrastructure and delivery.

Was it not the FG that promised to share 20k? Abi did your state governor promise that too?

Katsina, Jigawa and Zamfara don belle full and they are not on lockdown, but Lagos, Abj and Delta never see the billions yet

Na him make the women dey provoke

larride:


I’m asking because everyone just shout FG, FG as if there are no Govenors in these states.

Delta state government lockdown his state for additional 14 days, his people should drag him by his belt. The focus on FG alone even when the responsibility falls with the State and LG won’t solve anything.

Most of the things we blame the FG for are not even their responsibilities. At this time, how many people even know the name of their local government chairman or councilors?

Primary health care is the responsibility of LG.
Secondary health care is the responsibility of State government.
FG is in charge of Teaching hospital yet we blame the FG for poor primary and secondary health care infrastructure and delivery.

larride:


I promise myself not to say anything about this CCT again but I find it funny you that was saying the program was a scam and nothing of such is happening will turn around to claim Buhari is using tribalism and nepotism.

So you now agree that the program is actually going on? Lol.

larride:


I’m in Lagos and not Ibadan.

The same thing happened along agege and border town between Lagos and Ogun. Ifo, alagbado, Abule egba, Sango and its environs are affected. Some of the robbery were caused by Awawa boys in agege and the 1 million boys.

Report of new attack has gone down with police patrolling those areas now but them guys in different communities has turn into vigilante.

larride:


I promise myself not to say anything about this CCT again but I find it funny you that was saying the program was a scam and nothing of such is happening will turn around to claim Buhari is using tribalism and nepotism.

So you now agree that the program is actually going on? Lol.

diggz:


I am sure you saw the video already in circulation. There was already fights/ unrest in warri when they announced the first lock down.

If the head is bad, you dont expect the body or tail to be good. Your FG is useless, same as the state and LG.

I can see you've moved on from me going to state planning and budget to people should hold state government.

What do you mean by how many people know the names of their chairman or councillor? Are you taking a piss? The video you saw earlier did you see them screaming Buhari?

Where is all the audio money your useless president/APC shared? You can see the poor already matching on the streets dragging their governor over the lock down, you are here saying they should drag the governor by the belt. Abeg what more can they do than what they are already doing?

My guy this is the reason why I said you don't know how Naija works few days ago.

Your FG na criminal. State na criminal and LG na criminals.

diggz:


You dey laugh abi? I hope you go continue laughing if this gets to your neighborhood or to people you know.



The scam in the CCT is not in the idea, but the fact that the purpose will never be achieved. I hope you understand the difference btw those two words.

BlueRayDick:


Well let me explain my stand on this whole programme.

1. I believe if there is any register at all, the register is computed by party people who are filled the so-called register with names of party members in thousands and a sprinkle of tens of neutrals. These neutrals will be the ones who will be sampled and asked to smile for the camera.

I asked for how the list was compiled without any form of message passed on radio, TV stations and print media, you couldn't give any satisfying answer other than referring to the 2018 BBC pidgin feature that talked about people getting paid, but not how those getting paid were drafted into the list.

2. I'm calling out Buhari for nepotism and tribalism because despite the shoddy job they might have done in the compilation of the so-called register, he could've redeemed himself by at least ensuring those that benefit from the cash transfer in the north and south should at least be the same.....But No! Buhari's tribalism is beyond redemption. He's pushing a figure that glaringly showed tribal sentiment was put into sharing of the money, yet we are only told it's cos those states are poorer than their southern counterparts.

3. Ebonyi is known to be a very poor state, in fact poorer than Kano dem....yet Ebonyi has not gotten a kobo...Care to explain this or do we go with Ur explanation that " Ebonyi governor and it's LGA chairmen didn't key into the FG initiatibe and saw it as nothing "?

4. I am one of those people that always blame state governments for failing the people despite getting huge allocations from FG( Like I blame all past and present governors of Bayelsa for the state being underdeveloped till now).....But when Federal government locks down economic nerve centres of Lagos, Ogun State....and then proceeds to share money to farmers in Katsina, Kebbi, Bandits in Zamfara and Kaduna....I believe educated person should be triggered to ask questions.

larride:


Lol. It seems you are intentionally overlooking things.

The reason I said you should check with your state ministry of budget and planning is because as I explained earlier, each state has their own social register and it can be found in the ministry of budget and planning.

Did “your president” says they shared money to everyone?

When I explained how these 20k that is being shared came about, it seems you missed it. I’m not going to keep repeating the same thing over and over again if you are going to keep intentionally skipping over it and asking the same question again, we will just keep going in circle.

@ bolded, I don’t know how Nigeria works, kindly tell me how it works since you are more knowledgeable than I am.


NB: if you have a personal vendetta against the President/APC, you can face them squarely and quit the snide remarks and your condescension.

izzou:
I don't think this present dispensation of kids are into this

I attended a boarding school, and we dey organise tournament because of this

diggz:


Personal Vendetta? Lol

I've declared FG, states and LGs as Criminals yet you think I'm against Apc, I guess Nigeria started 8years ago.

Enjoy! Life na per head and all man with him kaya las las.