ehmmy11:
mechanics are humans too and it's a skilled profession.. Dude cleans up really good too. I thought size didn't matter??

For someone like me it matters cause I don't want to cheat when in a relationship that's why i take my time before accepting anyone

Millenniumlady:
For someone like me it matters cause I don't want to cheat when in a relationship that's why i take my time before accepting anyone

are you talking about the mechanic part or d!ck part

Olatara:
Sulphur doesn't smell bad nah. Lol

Sulphur-fish-oxide

ghettochild:

Not that u haven't tasted a sweeter one.. The reason why this one is.... Is cos of the timing and place u had it... The risk u were taking while at it... U know u could get caught

Nah ion think it was the excitement. To be sincere twas the taste in itself. It still lingers in my mind till date. Her juice was perfection in itself

DeusMagnus:
Lie Mohammed

Lol. Wah would I gain in lying? Your validation? Nah I think I'll pass

When you get to live life to its fullest in terms of experiences and adventures, then you won't label someone's experience a lie. Cheers

Joystark:
I can't even say it out loud.

That terrible?

ehmmy11:
it's alright you can whisper it.. Nobody is watching

Aproko

There's nothing to say jor

CONFAMA:


That terrible?

Gossip

Joystark:


Aproko

There's nothing to say jor

FatherBona:

Why will you upload your mums photo on a platform like this?
She fine sha
Una two resemble wella

Yea, my mama na fine woman.

Millenniumlady:
Mine was when i was dating one cute guy he do come to my area every evening looking so fresh we got to hook up and to him spending is what will make me stay.....on a very good day we wanted to do the do his dick was too small i just had to start unnecessary trouble so i could run he was surprise it was later i got to find out that he was a mechanic i nearly collapse my name for full area say mechanic nak me i avoid him like kilode ha mechanic where i won start from

Walahi, you lack sense.

ehmmy11:
are you talking about the mechanic part or d!ck part

Both

bigcee:

Walahi, you lack sense.

So says a mechanic

DeusMagnus:
Believe him at your own risk. Na lie he dey lie.

Lmao. Ur comment just betrayed the boring and pathetic sex life you have. Well, blame ur parents for passing you ugly genes. It's not ur fault bro . Just stop wanking

noCAP:
mine was in my 300lvl days in uni. there was this girl with mad ass in my department whose friend i was dating. I didn't actually know they were friends(well they were not really friends per say, they just stayed in the same hostel).

so there was a day she came to visit a friend of her's close to my lodge. it's like she was God sent because the konji wey dey my body that time mad gan. my then babe travelled. so i was sha watching a movie on my laptop when this babe called me that she is around my area o and wants to say "hi". as I heard that one, I know say something go sup, because e get one Kain eye this babe dey take look me for class..this kain "thirsty" eyes and me sef been dey feel the babe too.

the guy kain speed wey i use tidy up everywhere, go buy CD keep for under the bed, me sef shock..i am talking less than 10minutes. she finally came sha, and to cut the story short, we bleeped, like, crazy, freaky sex. guys, this girl's pussy sweet as fvck. she went the next morning and promised to drop by again.

My babe came back that weekend and she had a serious fight with the big ass girl in my department over some meaningless nonsense. To get back at my then babe, the big ass girl told my then babe that she bleeped me. my babe later called that night and was crying and cursing me. I was still oblivious of the fact that i had been exposed. she finally dropped the bombshell "you slept with Cynthia abi!!?" I was shocked about how she found out and kept mute for like three seconds. she cut the call before i could come up with a lie. she hasn't picked my call again till today. I cried that night sha, 'cause this babe had everything i wanted but stupid konji wouldn't let me be. as for the stupid girl in my department who spoilt my beautiful relationship, I deleted her number and stopped talking to her. we later became friends again close to our convocation but i vowed never to have anything to do with her again

Lol sounds like what happened to my friend back in uni days.. I was even thinking u were the one. Only his girlfriend scatter the house and chase my guy with sharp,fresh, big, broken mirror n as my guy dey run towards us the fury in her eyes as she chased him... everybody japa! We were actually drinking together in his compound when she came with tears...

Millenniumlady:
So says a mechanic

Mumu, instead of you to tell us the guy refused having sex with u because of your smelly cuñt.

Millenniumlady:
Mine was when i was dating one cute guy he do come to my area every evening looking so fresh we got to hook up and to him spending is what will make me stay.....on a very good day we wanted to do the do his dick was too small i just had to start unnecessary trouble so i could run he was surprise it was later i got to find out that he was a mechanic i nearly collapse my name for full area say mechanic nak me i avoid him like kilode ha mechanic where i won start from

How come u no know say na mechanic n u were dating him.. na dick disappoint no be say u escape. Mechanic for take u knack ground

bigcee:

Mumu, instead of you to tell us the guy refused having sex with u because of your smelly cuñt.

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Millenniumlady:
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U see, from ur post we can see that most of u Ladies arent special or even classy.

I didnt say you are not special or classy, I said most Ladies b4 u come at me.

Happy Sunday.

I don't think I have any regrets per se, but there's definitely one person I wish I could go back in time & undo everything. My stomach churns just thinking about him heaving on top of me I cannot explain the aversion nor do I even understand it because it's not like he's the worst one out of all my exes, but for some reason the thought of him disgusts me. I literally feel physically sick even to this day when I catch a whiff of his brand of cologne. It's so weird.

EzzyCarter:
First year in the uni. There was this half-caste girl I was crushing on in my department. We got talking and I found out the feelings were mutual. We were both staying on campus then so we used to hang out a lot at night. Took her to a lecture theatre one night and I ate the burger. Little did I know I was about to be given unexpected publicity. This girl got back to her hostel and gisted her friends about how Ezzy ate her coochie. Lol. From then, I noticed her friends used to gv me suggestive looks like they wanted their own share too . Twas a month later one of em challenged me to ask if it was true I ate her friend out. The news later spread throughout the department.
Dah girl cast me no be lie but then, I still miss the taste of her berry. I haven't tasted a better coochie till date

lienus I see you

CsRockefeller:


U see, from ur post we can see that most of u Ladies arent special or even classy.

I didnt say you are not special or classy, I said most Ladies b4 u come at me.

Happy Sunday.

Nigga gtf out of my mention

Psalmy2cute:

lienus I see you

Hope you've had breakfast?

EzzyCarter:



Hope you've had breakfast?

no but your lie belleful me

HornyTave:

What's the moniker of the alpha ��
I want to check something

It's pointless now. Allow him to enjoy his troll.

Psalmy2cute:

no but your lie belleful me

Funny guy. Stay safe

dairykidd:

How come u no know say na mechanic n u were dating him.. na dick disappoint no be say u escape. Mechanic for take u knack ground

he can't try it i know my worth

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Tozic:
It's pointless now. Allow him to enjoy his troll.

I wanted to read up his posts