LeRabbite:
There’s this story of this bros in my former area. The Mumu bros was dating one known olosho. He was a simp who thought he could love the how into changing.

Na so one night we see bros and babe dey fight for middle of street. As a crowd gathered, we saw egbon with a massive koko on the side of his head and a huge bruise across his body, he was wearing only boxers.

Now, mind you a few moments before the altercation with his babe while we dey smoke our Igbo, we heard a loud “gboa” sound and we wondered what caused it.

Anyway, back to the scene of bros and his babe drama:

Bros: You’re just an unrepentant prostitute.
Babe: Na today you dey know. If I be ashawo nko. Wetin you be?
Bros: I’m your man. You have no regard for me whatsoever.....
Babe: Shut up. You be man? You wey dey lick my Toto.....
Babe: (tapping her rounded mouth) ooh ooh ooh. Toto licker.

Baba just weak.

Anyway, what caused their fight na?

Bros heard the sound of his compound gate being opened and he and he was eager to see who was at the gate cos babe was out late at night.

After a few minutes and no sign of who entered compound, bros went downstairs to be sure it wasn’t a thief only to find his babe being doggied by the Uber driver just inside the compound.

Apparently, she didn’t have money to pay or she didn’t want to pay and offered to nack instead. As bros was shouting that he would kill the Uber driver for fûcking his babe in his compound, Mr. Uber japa, started his car and and made to get away, but bros was having none of it. He held on to the door as driver sped off and when he realized that he could actually die and Uber man wasn’t going to slow down for him, he let go and hit the ground, hence the heavy gboa sound we heard earlier.

Anyway, to this day bros is known in the whole area as “Mr. Toto Licker.”

I gbadun this your write up and the story..so funny indeed, keep it up

Ablemax:



Go ask your moma



She'd give you a pretty answer

You lack home training

Bettymax:
I Got complains of black men especially Nigerian (men) who hate giving their wives or girlfriends a head and they expect the (women) to give them a (BJ) . Guys defend yourselves (Do you give your babe a head ) Ladies (Do you love getting a head)

i be headmaster o, abi u want one

SaintBishop:
What is head and how do you give it?

Let me teach you what is head and how it's given.
When you are with your wife or girlfriend, or side chick or any random babe. Or that your neighbour'a daughter, just tell her you want to give her a head and if she's okay with it. If she says yes, go into the kitchen, get a sharp knife, get a clean tray, then cut off your head and serve her by yourself.
Make sure the woman involved is matured enough to stand the shock and not die of heart attack. It will be bad for the header and the headee to die giving and receiving head. One person should be able to live and tell the story

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Let me teach you what is head and how it's given.
When you are with your wife or girlfriend, or side chick or any random babe. Or that your neighbour'a daughter, just tell her you want to give her a head and if she's okay with it. If she says yes, go into the kitchen, get a sharp knife, get a clean tray, then cut off your head and serve her by yourself.
Make sure the woman involved is matured enough to stand the shock and not die of heart attack. It will be bad for the header and the headee to die giving and receiving head. One person should be able to live and tell the story

Mad oo this babe just finish am

ashawopikin:
i be headmaster o, abi u want one

That ya name ehn... I no want I'm not homo

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Let me teach you what is head and how it's given.
When you are with your wife or girlfriend, or side chick or any random babe. Or that your neighbour'a daughter, just tell her you want to give her a head and if she's okay with it. If she says yes, go into the kitchen, get a sharp knife, get a clean tray, then cut off your head and serve her by yourself.
Make sure the woman involved is matured enough to stand the shock and not die of heart attack. It will be bad for the header and the headee to die giving and receiving head. One person should be able to live and tell the story

Nairalandmonika:
U will be surprised that a lot of guys give head but they will not say it in public

Most of them are headmasters. They only thing remaining is for them to give head to goats and dogs. But here they are forming clean guys while their dicks are full of maggots from accumulated filth.
Don't mine them

Bettymax:


That ya name ehn... I no want I'm not homo

u be man?

youngsahito:
I gbadun this your write up and the story..so funny indeed, keep it up

Thanks bro

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Most of them are headmasters. They only thing remaining is for them to give head to goats and dogs. But here they are forming clean guys while their dicks are full of maggots from accumulated filth.
Don't mine them

Damn girl. You sassy I love it

bestabigaelever:
You want them to tell u they give head? Or lemme ask how exactly did u come to this 'hate' conclusion?

These guys have nothing But women in their empty heads. They are so obsessed with females that I begin to wonder if a woman actually wastes 9months of her life carrying this kind of person in her womb and went through Labour just to push forth this hateful human being into the world.
So much hate for women I'm wondering whether they wen look are what they type.

ashawopikin:
u be man?

I be transman .... Girl turn man ... The Toto still dey there ... Pussy clean and tight

Bettymax:


I be transman .... Girl turn man ... The Toto still dey there ... Pussy clean and tight

lol

Bettymax:


I be transman .... Girl turn man ... The Toto still dey there ... Pussy clean and tight

lol I cover my eyes with d blood of jesus

ashawopikin:
lol I cover my eyes with d blood of jesus

Ha ha Toto still dey na

Bettymax:


Ha ha Toto still dey na

abeg o i no want, wetin I mean be say I be headmaster for one primary school before

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Most of them are headmasters. They only thing remaining is for them to give head to goats and dogs. But here they are forming clean guys while their dicks are full of maggots from accumulated filth.
Don't mine them

Take am easy, e never reach insult.

ashawopikin:
abeg o i no want, wetin I mean be say I be headmaster for one primary school before

LMAO headmaster abi okay oo... U just lost your chance.

ashawopikin:
abeg o i no want, wetin I mean be say I be headmaster for one primary school before

I must say u funny Sha. Thanks for comments

Bettymax:
I Got complains of black men especially Nigerian (men) who hate giving their wives or girlfriends a head and they expect the (women) to give them a (BJ) . Guys defend yourselves (Do you give your babe a head ) Ladies (Do you love getting a head)

Do you want to be given? Come out straight

Shootingstar93:
Nigerian guys do give head, dey just won't come out and say it. My guy gave me head Sooo Tey I started calling him "headmaster" during lovemaking.

That guy loves licking it allll up

Don't mind those guys. Most of them don't know anything in love making except head but they will still lie to us here.

Nairalandmonika:

Take am easy, e never reach insult.

Bettymax:


Yeah not all tho at least no me ... I'm an open book with deep secrets . Controversies sometimes is cool but some can be really annoying.

Open book?
I would to read

fashionale:

Do you want to be given? Come out straight

Can u give or do you give ?

bestabigaelever:

Open book?
I would to read

Enchanted to make your acquaintance.

Bettymax:


Well as for the fish smelling vj's . They need proper cleaning but for the normal acidic ones no amount of cleaning can stop that.

acidic ones so you want people to be sucking acid?

Godsfavour78:
acidic ones so you want people to be sucking acid?

Bettymax:


Can u give or do you give ?

I give in excesses as much as it's very clean.
I can give you

MURIC and CAN should come and see what their members are discussing to move Nigeria forward!!!

Bettymax:

Ha ha no trust

You wey undersand

SaintBishop:
What is head and how do you give it?

Sucking and licking a woman's or lady's vajayjay