I actually created this new account for This.
I met a lady on a dating site the type you basically meet different type of runs girls.
She was 30/fair/tall/Curvy.
After chatting and negotiating for Short time we finally agreed on Something.
I quickly went and booked a room somewhere around and called the lady to come over.
Mind you,I was about getting it done with as quick as possible so I can rush back to my gf who has been at my place since the lockdown.
The lady came within 15mins coz I asked her not to waste my time and hurry up.I already had my Condom so we went straight to the business of the day.
I'm this kind of old school guy so I just liked banging em missionary style.
So As she laid I just did my thing while caressing her breasts.
I later released and laid on her for like some secs then I tired pulling out but it was too tight when I struggled to pull out it became painful then I think I heard her laugh a little like "hehehe" but when I looked at her face she didn't look like she laughed.I then shouted,What's this na.She Equally started shouting I should do and come out ooo.I told her to try and see if she came remove hers from mine.she couldn't.I tried even more forcefully but It felt like my penis was going to cut off.Out of too much pain and confusion I laid on her there on the bed.We laid there for like 10mins then started trying all over again,all to no avail.It was pain upon pain and shout upon shout.I just laid there on her praying,God which kind wahala nah.How I come find myself for this kind condition?Asked her what she did,She said nothing.Asked her if she was married she said yes.Asked where her husband was she said,he was a useless man and she's the one hustling and doing everything at home.We talked more,and she said she was into renting of chairs and canopies for occasions and events but because of the Covid-19 Lockdown nothing was coming out of it again.I said and your husband she said he was at home.I just weak.
I asked her to help me and pray so we can get out of it and leave,all these while we have spent more than an hour ontop each other.
Since the hotel room was 3500 per night I had paid for it with the intention of not staying tho.
Little did I know.
We were stucked for two hours then i started reaching for my fone and called a friend to come help me oo after explaining the whole scenario to him on fone.
Just 15mins later I started feeling something like snake from inside her cunt that was unfreezing my dick,I then felt it on the tip of my penis like cockroaches walking on it or tickling it and also heard sounds like condoms bursting.Then I tried pulling out but it was still very painful,she felt very dry and hard.She even beg me to continue to pull and try harder.I tried harder to pull out this time with tears running down my cheeks.The pain was unbearabele then I thought it would have been better for me to go home with half dick and explain to my gf my dick fell off than to be caught in that Shameful situation.That alone made me force my dick out in tears and pain.Suddenly,my dick was out and we were free.
I had promised my Stars I won't Fornicate again if i was freed and it happened so I was so excited and happy.I quickly gave the lady her money but she started acting funny and asked me to keep it that she doesn't want it.I was like why? She said no nothing. She said I should better go and pray,this my Kini wey no dey stay one place according to her.I became confused and told her she was possessed but I couldn't stay any longer as I had to rush back home so i left her there with the money on the bed while she was still forming very weak as she went into the bathroom to clean up and started bathing.
Met the friend I called outside the building and he wanted to hear the full gist again and see the lady I just showed him pictures of her.
E shake head say "na very fine woman ooo".
Abeg this story no be formings ooo or fable.
Na true life story.
Na only God know wetin I see ooo.
Moving forward,I have totally repented even though I couldn't go to church on Sunday coz of Covid.
My question now,na which Kind Lady I go Carry from Badoo abeg?

FrontRunner:
I actually created this new account for This.
I met a lady on a dating site the type you basically meet different type of runs girls.
She was 30/fair/talk/Curvy.
After chatting and negotiating for Short time we finally agreed on Something.
I quickly went and booked a room somewhere around and called the lady to come over.
Mind you,I was about getting it done with as quick as possible so I can rush back to my gf who has been at my place since the lockdown.
The lady came within 15mins coz I asked her not to waste my time and hurry up.I already had my Condom so we went straight to the business of the day.
I'm this kind of old school guy so I just liked banging em missionary style.
So As she laid I just did my thing while caressing her breasts.
I later released and laid on her for like some secs then I tired pulling out but it was too tight when I struggled to pull out it became painful then I think I heard her laugh a little like "hehehe" but when I looked at her face she didn't look like she laughed.I then shouted,What's this na.She Equally started shouting I should do and come out ooo.I told her to try and see if she came remove hers from mine.she couldn't.I tried even more forcefully but It felt like my penis was going to cut off.Out of too much pain and confusion I laid on her there on the bed.We laid there for like 10mins then started trying all over again,all to no avail.It was pain upon pain and shout upon shout.I just laid there on her praying,God which kind wahala nah.How I come find myself for this kind condition?Asked her what she did,She said nothing.Asked her if she was married she said yes.Asked where her husband was she said,he was a useless man and she's the one hustling and doing everything at home.We talked more,and she said she was into renting of chairs loland canopies for occasion but because of the Covid-19 Lockdown nothing was coming out of it again.I said and your husband she said he was at home.I just weak.
I asked her to help me and pray so we can get out of it and leave,all these while we have spent more than an hour ontop each other.
Since the hotel room was 3500 per night I had paid for it with the intention of not staying tho.
Little did I know.
We were stocked for two hours then i started reaching for my fone and called a friend to come help me oo after explaining the whole scenario to him on fone.
Just 15mins later I started feeling something like snake from inside her cunt that was unfreezing my dick,I then felt it on the tip of my penis like cockroaches walking on it or tickling it and also heard sounds like condoms bursting.Then I tried pulling out but it was still very painful,she felt very dry and hard.She even beg me to continue to pull and try harder.I tried harder to pull out this time with tear running down my cheeks.The pain was unbearable then I thought it would have been better for me to go home with half dick and explain to my gf my dick fell off than to be caught in that Shameful situation.That alone made me force my dick out in tear and pain.Suddenly,my dick was out and we were free.
I had promised my Stars I won't Fornicate again if i was freed and it happened so I was so excited and happy.I quickly gave the lady her money but I started acting funny and asked me to keep that she doesn't want it.I was like why? She said no nothing. She said I should better go and pray,this my Kini wey no dey stay one place according to her.I became confused and told her she was possessed but I couldn't stay any longer as I had to rush back home so i left her there with the money on the bed while she was still forming very weak as went into the bathroom to clean up and started bathing.
Met the friend I called outside the building and he wanted to hear the full gist again and see the lady I just showed him pictures of her.
E shake head say "na very fine woman ooo".
Abeg this story no be formings ooo or fable.
Na true life story.
Na only God know wetin I see ooo.
Moving forward,I have totally repented even though I couldn't go to church on Sunday coz of Covid.
My question now,na which Kind Lady I go Carry from Badoo abeg?

sincerely I can't just help it but laugh hard

Hahahahaha! Laugh wan tear my belle for here.

danduchi:
sincerely I can't just help it but laugh hard

I swear,it sounds funny but truly God saved me from unnecessary embarrassment.If you know you know.

FrontRunner:

I swear,it sounds funny but truly God saved me from unnecessary embarrassment.If you know you know.

Nor go for deliverance o! Dey talk about unnecessary embarrassment there.

Humanoid01:

Nor go for deliverance o! Dey talk about unnecessary embarrassment there.

That one dey bro,I swear I bin no dey too go church before and now the one I try go on Sunday say na to pray for house dem dey.
I never be myself yet though coz I still dey feel pain from my dick down to my thighs and knee area like having difficulties walking straight since.

Sorry o. Next time, control your kini else we would read your story with your picture and the lady on nairaland

Lalasticlalabos:
Sorry o. Next time, control your kini else we would read your story with your picture and the lady on nairaland

Sure,God no go gree ooo.

FrontRunner:

That one dey bro,I swear I bin no dey too go church before and now the one I try go on Sunday say na to pray for house dem dey.
I never not been myself yet though coz I still dey feel pain for my dick down to my thighs and knee area like having difficulties walking straight since.

Hahaha! You get girlfriend, but your JT say no, na stranger you wan meet. Person wey you nor know how she take dey. Una nor even discuss anything meaningful, you just go do the do.

Na the grace of God dey follow you so o. Please be really careful, and make sure you don't take this with a pinch of salt. You gas follow up this matter spiritually.

Humanoid01:

Hahaha! You get girlfriend, but your JT say no, na stranger you wan meet. Person wey you nor know how she take dey. Una nor even discuss anything meaningful, you just go do the do.

Na the grace of God dey follow you so o. Please be really careful, and make sure you don't take this with a pinch of salt. You gas follow up this matter spiritually.

Yes Sir,I am really looking at it spiritually but it was not the first time I picked someone from that platform to get laid.This lady is way different.If not for the lockdown I don't think I will be able to go to work and work productively with the state I am presently in.Thank you.

All u need is to thank God u scaled through, many have been in that situation but unfortunately they lost their life. You are really lucky to have come out alive, tho it's a great lesson to learn. Just repent and live a life worth good and emulating.

FrontRunner:
I actually created this new account for This.
I met a lady on a dating site the type you basically meet different type of runs girls.
She was 30/fair/talk/Curvy.

My question now,na which Kind Lady I go Carry from Badoo abeg?

Are you sure what you are experienced had anything to do with Magun, I think it was just penis captivus or vaginsimus.

1) Check for STDs.. if it turns out you have any, trust me that'd be the least of your problems.

2) You have just destroyed your destiny by engaging in fornication with that woman. She rejected your money? Ha! You've exchanged your future for 15 minutes of pleasure. There was a spiritual exchange that happened when you made love to her.

2) Your life would never remain the same again. Watch as things begin to go downhill for you. You've just inherited sexually transmitted demons. I'm not cursing you but this is facts. The laugh you heard was of a spirit mocking you and the downfall that's about to befall you. I have seen this happen to a colleague, he had a sexual encounter with a random girl and afterwards his life turned upside down. His once booming business crashed with no explanation, his friends and family turned his back on him, he lost his house, cars etc and his extremely loyal fiancé who truly loved him left him. He got so desperate and was on the verge of running mad with grief so I advised him to see a pastor because his case was not ordinary. He met a pastor who told him what had befallen him. Turned out the girl had a malicious spirit in her that ruined every man that she came in contact with and the girl wasn't even aware that she had this issue although she admitted that men never wanted to be in a relationship with her.

3) Stay one place, you no gree. If konji was the problem, you had a gf but you just had to sleep with a PROSTITUTE?? You men are really something. Very dumb and reckless.

4)All these can be averted if you decide to face christ and go for deliverance. I'd advise you to pray and fast for at least a month and abstain from fornication any further. I'd advise you see a REAL man of God and not all these scam artists that are looking for who to rip off.

He came out alive quite alright but trust me things would never be the same for him. He'd sooner or later become like a living dead.

ruboy:
All u need is to thank God u scaled through, many have been in that situation but unfortunately they lost their life. You are really lucky to have come out alive, tho it's a great lesson to learn. Just repent and live a life worth good and emulating.

How do you guys do it?

You suddenly start fúcking a lady you just met online without getting to even know her?

FrontRunner:

I swear,it sounds funny but truly God saved me from unnecessary embarrassment.If you know you know.

You're very lucky.

Your story would have trended during Covid 19

FrontRunner:

Sure,God no go gree ooo.

Is the lady Yoruba?

FrontRunner:
I actually created this new account for This.
I met a lady on a dating site the type you basically meet different type of runs girls.
She was 30/fair/talk/Curvy.
After chatting and negotiating for Short time we finally agreed on Something.
I quickly went and booked a room somewhere around and called the lady to come over.
Mind you,I was about getting it done with as quick as possible so I can rush back to my gf who has been at my place since the lockdown.
The lady came within 15mins coz I asked her not to waste my time and hurry up.I already had my Condom so we went straight to the business of the day.
I'm this kind of old school guy so I just liked banging em missionary style.
So As she laid I just did my thing while caressing her breasts.
I later released and laid on her for like some secs then I tired pulling out but it was too tight when I struggled to pull out it became painful then I think I heard her laugh a little like "hehehe" but when I looked at her face she didn't look like she laughed.I then shouted,What's this na.She Equally started shouting I should do and come out ooo.I told her to try and see if she came remove hers from mine.she couldn't.I tried even more forcefully but It felt like my penis was going to cut off.Out of too much pain and confusion I laid on her there on the bed.We laid there for like 10mins then started trying all over again,all to no avail.It was pain upon pain and shout upon shout.I just laid there on her praying,God which kind wahala nah.How I come find myself for this kind condition?Asked her what she did,She said nothing.Asked her if she was married she said yes.Asked where her husband was she said,he was a useless man and she's the one hustling and doing everything at home.We talked more,and she said she was into renting of chairs and canopies for occasions and events but because of the Covid-19 Lockdown nothing was coming out of it again.I said and your husband she said he was at home.I just weak.
I asked her to help me and pray so we can get out of it and leave,all these while we have spent more than an hour ontop each other.
Since the hotel room was 3500 per night I had paid for it with the intention of not staying tho.
Little did I know.
We were stocked for two hours then i started reaching for my fone and called a friend to come help me oo after explaining the whole scenario to him on fone.
Just 15mins later I started feeling something like snake from inside her cunt that was unfreezing my dick,I then felt it on the tip of my penis like cockroaches walking on it or tickling it and also heard sounds like condoms bursting.Then I tried pulling out but it was still very painful,she felt very dry and hard.She even beg me to continue to pull and try harder.I tried harder to pull out this time with tears running down my cheeks.The pain was unbearabele then I thought it would have been better for me to go home with half dick and explain to my gf my dick fell off than to be caught in that Shameful situation.That alone made me force my dick out in tears and pain.Suddenly,my dick was out and we were free.
I had promised my Stars I won't Fornicate again if i was freed and it happened so I was so excited and happy.I quickly gave the lady her money but she started acting funny and asked me to keep it that she doesn't want it.I was like why? She said no nothing. She said I should better go and pray,this my Kini wey no dey stay one place according to her.I became confused and told her she was possessed but I couldn't stay any longer as I had to rush back home so i left her there with the money on the bed while she was still forming very weak as she went into the bathroom to clean up and started bathing.
Met the friend I called outside the building and he wanted to hear the full gist again and see the lady I just showed him pictures of her.
E shake head say "na very fine woman ooo".
Abeg this story no be formings ooo or fable.
Na true life story.
Na only God know wetin I see ooo.
Moving forward,I have totally repented even though I couldn't go to church on Sunday coz of Covid.
My question now,na which Kind Lady I go Carry from Badoo abeg?

Was it just the force you applied that made it come off?

My guy once told me there is a spiritual connection between a guy and a lady when they have sex and this got me thinking a lot.

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
1) Check for STDs.. if it turns out you have any, trust me that'd be the least of your problems.

2) You have just destroyed your destiny by engaging in fornication with that woman. She rejected your money? Ha! You've exchanged your future for 15 minutes of pleasure. There was a spiritual exchange that happened when you made love to her.

2) Your life would never remain the same again. Watch as things begin to go downhill for you. You've just inherited sexually transmitted demons. I'm not cursing you but this is facts. The laugh you heard was of a spirit mocking you and the downfall that's about to befall you. I have seen this happen to a colleague, he had a sexual encounter with a random girl and afterwards his life turned upside down. His once booming business crashed with no explanation, his friends and family turned his back on him, he lost his house, cars etc and his extremely loyal fiancé who truly loved him left him. He got so desperate and was on the verge of running mad with grief so I advised him to see a pastor because his case was not ordinary. He met a pastor who told him what had befallen him. Turned out the girl had a malicious spirit in her that ruined every man that she came in contact with and the girl wasn't even aware that she had this issue although she admitted that men never wanted to be in a relationship with her.

3) Stay one place, you no gree. If konji was the problem, you had a gf but you just had to sleep with a PROSTITUTE?? You men are really something. Very dumb and reckless.

4)All these can be averted if you decide to face christ and go for deliverance. I'd advise you to pray and fast for at least a month and abstain from fornication any further. I'd advise you see a REAL man of God and not all these scam artists that are looking for who to rip off.

what happened to your friend might not happen to him.. That's for your friend, don't judge day with night.

I'm just saying he should take precaution
Things like this are deeply spiritual and shouldn't be taken lightly at all

SEEDORF441:
what happened to your friend might not happen to him.. That's for your friend, don't judge day with night.

Disgusting and reckless behavior
It's even better to have one or two faithful partners if you must have sex

BareFacedLies:
How do you guys do it?

You suddenly start fúcking a lady you just met online without getting to even know her?

I swear
We'd see his story on front page as "Man gets stuck during sex with married prostitute" and of course Nairalanders would have roasted him to death .

Obierika:


You're very lucky.

Your story would have trended during Covid 19

Konji na bastard. You slept with a woman without asking if she was married. It is when you enter wahala you decide to ask questions, turn to interviewer and you even asked her to pray. Why didn't you pray together before the act or your pastor told you God answer prayers of fornicators and adulterers when they are stuck while fornicating.
What she needed was your cum and not the money, and that's why you felt a snake tickling your dick and bursting the condom inside her pussy. So prepare for the worst in the future

You understand! People might say you're talking nonsense but this is the truth and I honesty hope OP seeks spiritual redress.

TOPCRUISE:
Konji and the OP na bastard. You slept with a woman without asking if she was married. It is when you enter wahala you decide to ask questions and turn to interviewer. What she needed was your cum and not the money, and that's why you felt a snake tickling your dick and bursting the condom in her pussy so prepare for the worst in the future.

TOPCRUISE:
Konji and the OP na bastard. You slept with a woman without asking if she was married. It is when you enter wahala you decide to ask questions, turn to interviewer and you even asked her to pray. Why didn't you pray together before the act or your pastor told you God answer prayers of fornicators and adulterers when they are stuck while fornicating.
Well I think, she got what she needed and that was your cum and not the money, and that's why you felt a snake tickling your dick and bursting the condom inside her pussy so prepare for the worst in the future

you forgot the part where he met her on a website where people can hookup with runs girls.. Who in their right mind will ask a runs girl if shes married?

Rhaspody:


you forgot the part where he met her on a website where people can hookup with runs girls.. Who in their right mind will ask a runs girl if shes married?

We have lots of married ladies that are runz girls in this country. Being married is not written in a runz girls face. That's why you hear a lady codedly saying she is doing runz or hustling. Besides there are married guys that visit such websites and lie that they are single. You only know by doing your investigation.

TOPCRUISE:
Konji and the OP na bastard. You slept with a woman without asking if she was married. It is when you enter wahala you decide to ask questions, turn to interviewer and you even asked her to pray. Why didn't you pray together before the act or your pastor told you God answer prayers of fornicators and adulterers when they are stuck while fornicating.
Well I think, she got what she needed and that was your cum and not the money, and that's why you felt a snake tickling your dick and bursting the condom inside her pussy so prepare for the worst in the future

You're highly spiritual.
That lady is on a mission and she has got exactly what she wanted.SMH

Exactly what happened to a guys that was supposed to travel out to play football.Entered into a problem like this, and according to him after sleeping with the girl he kept seeing a big python in his dream bearing his manhood in it's
mouth.

TOPCRUISE:

We have lots of married ladies that are runz girls in this country. Being married is not written in a runz girls face. That's why you hear a lady codedly saying she is doing runz or hustling. Besides there are married guys that visit such websites and lie that they are single. You only know by doing your investigation.

Are you sure about this?

Why would a married lady be doing runz?

What if she mistakenly hooks up with her husband or with her husband's friend?

FrontRunner:
I actually created this new account for This.
I met a lady on a dating site the type you basically meet different type of runs girls.
She was 30/fair/talk/Curvy.
After chatting and negotiating for Short time we finally agreed on Something.
I quickly went and booked a room somewhere around and called the lady to come over.
Mind you,I was about getting it done with as quick as possible so I can rush back to my gf who has been at my place since the lockdown.
The lady came within 15mins coz I asked her not to waste my time and hurry up.I already had my Condom so we went straight to the business of the day.
I'm this kind of old school guy so I just liked banging em missionary style.
So As she laid I just did my thing while caressing her breasts.
I later released and laid on her for like some secs then I tired pulling out but it was too tight when I struggled to pull out it became painful then I think I heard her laugh a little like "hehehe" but when I looked at her face she didn't look like she laughed.I then shouted,What's this na.She Equally started shouting I should do and come out ooo.I told her to try and see if she came remove hers from mine.she couldn't.I tried even more forcefully but It felt like my penis was going to cut off.Out of too much pain and confusion I laid on her there on the bed.We laid there for like 10mins then started trying all over again,all to no avail.It was pain upon pain and shout upon shout.I just laid there on her praying,God which kind wahala nah.How I come find myself for this kind condition?Asked her what she did,She said nothing.Asked her if she was married she said yes.Asked where her husband was she said,he was a useless man and she's the one hustling and doing everything at home.We talked more,and she said she was into renting of chairs and canopies for occasions and events but because of the Covid-19 Lockdown nothing was coming out of it again.I said and your husband she said he was at home.I just weak.
I asked her to help me and pray so we can get out of it and leave,all these while we have spent more than an hour ontop each other.
Since the hotel room was 3500 per night I had paid for it with the intention of not staying tho.
Little did I know.
We were stocked for two hours then i started reaching for my fone and called a friend to come help me oo after explaining the whole scenario to him on fone.
Just 15mins later I started feeling something like snake from inside her cunt that was unfreezing my dick,I then felt it on the tip of my penis like cockroaches walking on it or tickling it and also heard sounds like condoms bursting.Then I tried pulling out but it was still very painful,she felt very dry and hard.She even beg me to continue to pull and try harder.I tried harder to pull out this time with tears running down my cheeks.The pain was unbearabele then I thought it would have been better for me to go home with half dick and explain to my gf my dick fell off than to be caught in that Shameful situation.That alone made me force my dick out in tears and pain.Suddenly,my dick was out and we were free.
I had promised my Stars I won't Fornicate again if i was freed and it happened so I was so excited and happy.I quickly gave the lady her money but she started acting funny and asked me to keep it that she doesn't want it.I was like why? She said no nothing. She said I should better go and pray,this my Kini wey no dey stay one place according to her.I became confused and told her she was possessed but I couldn't stay any longer as I had to rush back home so i left her there with the money on the bed while she was still forming very weak as she went into the bathroom to clean up and started bathing.
Met the friend I called outside the building and he wanted to hear the full gist again and see the lady I just showed him pictures of her.
E shake head say "na very fine woman ooo".
Abeg this story no be formings ooo or fable.
Na true life story.
Na only God know wetin I see ooo.
Moving forward,I have totally repented even though I couldn't go to church on Sunday coz of Covid.
My question now,na which Kind Lady I go Carry from Badoo abeg?

OK I think you need to invite the lady again for a rematch so we can confirm it was actually margun that you experienced.

I suspect you probably found out she was married while you were banging her and that made you panic hence resulting in the locking sensation you had.

Banging a married woman for the first time can result in secretion of more dopamine and some other hormones which can mess up some bodily functions

How people go around having sex with random strangers in the name of *Konji* is what I'm still trying to fathom out the rational reasons behind that.

At some point in your life, you will realise sex is over rated and you will keep your dick in your trousers and focus on more important things


This is the point in your life where you know you are wise.