Jaqenhghar:

He's my friend's bf
He is my best friend's husband
O heard that shít more than onece

Dybala11:

Na you be the real MVP bro, I'm absolutely sure that the only reason I have money in my bank account right now is because there's no leech in form of girlfriend to suck me dry. Bleep love, just gimme a good football match instead.

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
you're just mad u cant afford me

Martinola:

The babe surprise me, i buy am somtin, she no gree colet am

Sniper101:

Of course I can't
...©0s I hardly do pr0st!tutes

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
ur mom?

ArticleBeast:
I caught her cheating in my house with my landlord son. Anyway I made both of them craze for 3 months. Until they mother came to beg me to release them. Infact I refused for another 3 months until an old woman I met on the road asked to forgive and clear the darkness in my heart. I don't accept cheaters or unloyal idiots. I send you to your maker while sharing food at your funeral

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
but he shouldn't have agreed to the no cookie policy in the first place if he knew he couldn't keep up. very useless and heartless boy.

Chuky7:
she walked out on me on my birthday...she was jealous of how I was always rolling with my guys every time...
The day of the birthday she and I were to go out to a nice guest house n chill. we were to meet at a certain junction. on getting there she my friend with me and got pissed off and went home. saying stuff like we were supposed to spend time alone and together. I was so fvck pissed off I went to the guest to chill with my guy instead. ordered drinks like mad.
Girls get moved by stupid shit sha

clerkent:
Give her money to travel home .she come back after one week showing me pictures of where she goes claiming the man is her uncle.only for me to find out na preek she go collect there.

EnterpriseMan:


Oh!! he agreed to the no cookie policy?? Well thats thats, he is stupid. If you want cookie, let it be known before you get into any relationship. i would never date any girl with the no cookie policy, too much stress would surface later... So you didn't even give him milk shake?

Iamvetlander:

Lol... She mean am gan oo!!

BestOsai:


Eya!! His loss!! You r adorable.

Rhaspody:
After NYSC camp, I came back to my sch gf and found out that she hadn't been living in her lodge for close to 2 months. she was staying with a guy and she swore that the guy didn't touch her for 2 months. I just ended the relationship in my mind and returned back to my PPA to be a fornicator. NYSC sweet sha

chumzyprech:
We dated for 1.8 years I used to have little change when I started dating her , I was in 200l she was in 100l. I don’t have time for any girl but when I first saw her I loved her I we started dating for, and then 9 months later we started having problem because of a boy she met online I will as her she will say the are just friends that the boy self he don’t know the boy the boy leaves in abroad but, I lockup and I will say we should brake up anytime she start giving me activities she go call her friends to beg me but to cut the story short they where Already dating online I noticed when I told her I’m tired this time she agreed once, a weak later the boy is I’m town she started uploading pictures the took together I begged her That I love her, she blocked me everywhere and when I’m able to reach her she will say if I want to die I can go and do that that they are other girls, she will say all those her friends dat are rushing me I should follow them she will end calls I, 2 months I begged her then later forgot about her because I know definitely one day she will regret all this. Well the reason I know she did this was that she started having eyes for big things at 18 she use all her money to by iPhones and human hair the worst was that I spoiled her , all the first thing she did with a boy was with me. Lol �Girls wicked Sha. I cried self

Promise47:
I have not being in any serious relationship only one girl I dated Facebook but we are yet to see Face to Face but the girl usually send me her nude pictures and she said she love me guys should I believe her or not which one

Martinola:

Yeah i did, but had a hitch making the cashout

Samabu07:
What does osingbere means? I have no Yoruba friend close by.

deavicky:
no mind am meanwhile my ex used the phone I bought for her for a very long time in her husband's house to the extent that I felt like buying her another phone.

Gracejeri:
The dude travelled abroad. And I entered sch.. He then told everyone I got another buddy in sch.. And I'm like how the hell can a lady choose a boyfriend in sch over the one in Canada.. I shaa believed it wasn't made to be cos I never dated anyone till my final years.. That was years before we broke up.. I know say I go marry one day.. God abeg do fast I no wan fall into temptation.

Sewa90:
Lol thought he was sorry for real,he invited me over to a restaurant, so as to apologize, he was checking my phone for recent pictures,baba codedly stood up to receive a call,went with my phone and never looked back lol,he called almost all my contacts asking them for money.....The guy na bastard

Bennysam:

Oga tell yourself the truth, you bleeped up you don't suppose
To involved your friend during your special time with your babe

chumzyprech:
We dated for 1.8 years I used to have little change when I started dating her , I was in 200l she was in 100l. I don’t have time for any girl but when I first saw her I loved her I we started dating for, and then 9 months later we started having problem because of a boy she met online I will as her she will say the are just friends that the boy self he don’t know the boy the boy leaves in abroad but, I lockup and I will say we should brake up anytime she start giving me activities she go call her friends to beg me but to cut the story short they where Already dating online I noticed when I told her I’m tired this time she agreed once, a weak later the boy is I’m town she started uploading pictures the took together I begged her That I love her, she blocked me everywhere and when I’m able to reach her she will say if I want to die I can go and do that that they are other girls, she will say all those her friends dat are rushing me I should follow them she will end calls I, 2 months I begged her then later forgot about her because I know definitely one day she will regret all this. Well the reason I know she did this was that she started having eyes for big things at 18 she use all her money to by iPhones and human hair the worst was that I spoiled her , all the first thing she did with a boy was with me. Lol �Girls wicked Sha. I cried self

camsyross:
Wasted my time for good 7 months all in the name of relationship. Only for him to tell me one day that it was over between us after banging me for 7 months, the worst part of it he even blocked me on social media. Nero Ogun go kill u anyway u dey !!!!!

BLACKPRIEST:


Here's a brief description of an alpha male:

He's very proficient in his chosen field of interest (very important).

To ladies, he comes across as intelligent and very sociable. He gives ladies their due courtesy. It's for these reasons that many of them want to hang around him, but they're absolutely aware that there are boundaries they can NEVER cross in their dealings with him because, on several instances, he's made it crystally clear.

You know such a man by the aura and niceties of his personality, not necessarily by what he says. Such a man doesn't call himself an alpha male. You see it see it in his personality.

In conclusion, you, my friend, are not an alpha male. You're a misinformed boy.

erisegun:
no tell me say dem no rush you go hospital after hearing these statement

sucobaba:


Sorry man

Chuky7:


Lol we need to visit HR to change this policy...for long term reasons

MrCEO69:
How u take know say na son?

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
He left me because I didn't give up the cookie smh. And he's a nairalander. Very foolish boy.

Shibaraba:
Full blown lesbian. Didn't know till it was too late

lawrsmith:
I bought Snickers for her graduation ceremony in August 2018 she used the same Snickers for her pre wedding pictures in February 2019. Mind you, this is a girl i picked up from her lowest moment of her life. She lost her Dad few years back, during her HND1 her Mum died too, this is when I met her and she is the first issue.
She was at the verge of dropping out of school before I met her. I paid for her accommodation fee, school fees, handout, money for her up keep I even paid for her to sort some of the courses that she could not perform well as a result of her Mums death.
Just few months after her graduation, she broke up with me, he reason was that she needs to take care of her younger ones because she is the first issue. I don't think I can love again.