Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by annayawchee: 9:11pm On May 08, 2020 |
Hilarious posts
And to all those people saying lies everywhere, bros try lie your own weda e go funny 43 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by PrimadonnaO(f): 9:11pm On May 08, 2020 |
seanwilliam: walai., dat shit dey my status right now Lol. |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Jamestown123: 9:12pm On May 08, 2020 |
Randy100: I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me. I want die with laff |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by omolasho: 9:12pm On May 08, 2020 |
Samfloxin:
The guy is a Dracula Laugh wan finish me ooo |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by g4gerald: 9:13pm On May 08, 2020 |
Liliantalks: A nigga told me he was going to tie my hands and blindfold me during sex that he loved it better that way.. I told him no n never picked he’s calls U wud hv been used for sacrifice 3 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by DedeNkem: 9:14pm On May 08, 2020 |
Starberg: Mine was when my girlfriend invited me to her parent's house. She persuaded his brothers to excuse us and took me to her parent's room to have her on their matrimonial bed.
I even asked her to take me to her room, but she insisted I do it right on her parent's bed that her room is untidy. I was tempted to try it, but I had a second thought, and left to the sitting room. Guy, that was a setup and you passed! If you had obliged you would be seen as a disrespectful m*oron! 5 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by seanwilliam(m): 9:15pm On May 08, 2020 |
Olayetan:
More gross?
You had anal sex with the same girl and your prick was full of poop and she gave you head despite the poop all around the dick and you still went ahead to kiss her.
u get problem..I just dey laugh reading your quote |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by omolasho: 9:15pm On May 08, 2020 |
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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:16pm On May 08, 2020 |
Lordave: I have received over 90 painful bites from my girlfriend of recent.
She loves playing tough before sex, so she always bite me when I have subdued her.
And she done collect some dirty slaps too just to stop her from bitting harder. wtfyo rotfl |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by DedeNkem: 9:17pm On May 08, 2020 |
XhosaNostra: This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like That's some creepy sh*it! You're weird too! |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 9:18pm On May 08, 2020 |
Shugargal: It av tey you got spoilt... nofy little boy.. asin that babe really spoilt me. And she’s an anambarian too. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Ikennamurphy: 9:19pm On May 08, 2020 |
Exmilitant: I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003... What happened after...what did your people do 2 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by DedeNkem: 9:19pm On May 08, 2020 |
Noblebrown7: Once dated a girl who usually come to my place with a gun in her purse. Then one day, she asked me to help her keep it. I told her that my room isn't an armory mbok.. If it's bible & church hymnaries, fine, I'll gladly help you keep it, but definitely not a pistol. THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED THAT DAY. She was probably an armed robber. You dodged a bullet right there! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Annymichaelz(m): 9:19pm On May 08, 2020 |
Randy100: I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me. this is the funniest thing I've read this week. E be things�� |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 9:19pm On May 08, 2020 |
Randy100: I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me. LMAO, dear lawd. |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by romeorailss: 9:20pm On May 08, 2020 |
Lick her shitty yansh I gladly did and I didn't regret it 2 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by icestorm(m): 9:20pm On May 08, 2020 |
Dreyton36: There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes After that day i block her E dey pain you, make I comot am , I go manage am soooo... Na which guy sing that song sef? Konji na bastard Las las 3 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by SweetDipBenny(m): 9:21pm On May 08, 2020 |
She asked me to melt in ur mouth. said is gud for her health. Dats crazy nd freaky 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 9:22pm On May 08, 2020 |
Friedturkey: A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy. During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people. One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably. Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill. That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had. |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 9:23pm On May 08, 2020 |
Randy100: I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me. 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 9:23pm On May 08, 2020 |
EricSmallz: During my NYSC 2019, I hooked up with this very big babe (I like em big) at AKS (if you know you know), she met me at a bar, she was not impressed at first sight. She was saying I am too young for her and all that. I was scared too sha. I just gathered courage and convince her that I wasn't really as young as I was, she agreed to come around to see me at night. Night came, we went straight to the point, During the action, babe started squirting uncontrollably. (That was the second time I had seen that shit in real life, first was my very first sex) Aunty said I should suck her while she was squirting, and I was at the middle of something I was enjoying, I kept telling her to wait first, that was how I banged till I came, all my bed has soaked Walahi. I stood up, I was panting, aunty said I should come and continue. I was like she should wait, she picked my d.ck, sucked it hard ASAP, and I continued, she was yelling and moaning, but I was losing my breath, I couldn't come the second time. I had to swallow my pride and stood up. If I read about men dying during sex romp, I can so relate. I almost gave up that day. I have never taken s.ex enhancing drugs in my life. But I almost died. My throat was all dried and my eyes were turning. She fell in live after that day sha. Same lady sucked my dick in a bar when the gen went off, I was like WTF! In AKS, anything can happen � Bros Akwa Ibom ayaya no be lie 4 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by DedeNkem: 9:24pm On May 08, 2020 |
Friedturkey: A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy. During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people. One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably. Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill. That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had. She wanted to smother you to death. LOL.She was looking for who to murder. |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Awesomefred32(m): 9:24pm On May 08, 2020 |
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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by noble87(m): 9:24pm On May 08, 2020 |
4ckz:
The funny thing, they seem to enjoy it. I knew that the site of blood turned her on so much. I thought she was a psychopath, or maybe a ritualist. But, my d!ck still stands after so many years, so I would go with psychopath. . Chai this one off me |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by oprahwinneie(f): 9:24pm On May 08, 2020 |
Anal sex 3 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Damsexy18(f): 9:24pm On May 08, 2020 |
Friedturkey: A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy. During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people. One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably. Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill. That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had. This is fucking crazy. |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Vicvalentine: 9:26pm On May 08, 2020 |
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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 9:26pm On May 08, 2020 |
Randy100: I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me. May be got to know your nairalanf moniker. Randy |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by olulove(m): 9:26pm On May 08, 2020 |
Had this ex that eats my lips like suya and kilish...las las I get red lips...obtrice 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Ghostrye: 9:27pm On May 08, 2020 |
While in school, I had a roommate and this girl comes over while my roomie is around and we start gisting and all. As a sharp guy I quickly signal my guy to leave as usual so that me and bae can get down, but as the guy was about to leave and we were whining her, the girl told him not to worry himself, that he can just close his eyes and she doesn't mind. without waiting she already started to remove her clothes and get freaky with me. Me and my guy fess shock, I had to calm that gal down like hollup wtf are you doing. my mike dropped straight and i had to tell her to leave without hurting her feelings 44 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by DedeNkem: 9:28pm On May 08, 2020 |
Zornes123: Well some guys will see this as normal. When I was 19 or so I had this way older girlfriend who told me she prefers anal sex more. I had to do it in order to satisfy her, that sh|t was disgusting You were busy swimming in poop in her an*us with your dick. What a shitty sexual adventure! LOL. 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Joshrob(m): 9:28pm On May 08, 2020 |
Randy100: I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me. |