I've dated up to 4 different very rich and influential girls
And I'll kindly share just one of their stories, I mean the first of them

It was 2013 mehn life no be moi moi ooo
I lived in Lagos , Maryland to be precise so I got a job at a catering company then at ikoyi
But not like other catering jobs oo , this one is special into big boys way
We only serve the NNPC_NAPIMS workers
Men go garge up with full swag to go serve rice
But it was fun cuz I had my cool Calabar friend with me
I finally had a friend who happened to be an auditor there (female)
Name withheld , she's absolutely gorgeous but a lil older than me i guess
She rides a range Rover , the company has a car park called Park view, for those who knows bayo kuku area in ikoyi you'll know there , big men area

One day I went to serve as usual , I was cashless , after closing hours I almost lost it cuz I had no penny to go home , mehn I trek from ikoyi reach Maryland gan life tire me, no lies i did..
The next day again I went to work after borrowing money from my own younger brother chai
And after serving , I was just thinking of how to go home , but I no too fear because that day was Friday and we don't work during weekends
As i went to pack up the used plates, this damsel asked me to pass her bag to her, she gave me some $ upto 15 pieces
I mean dollars not naira ooo , 100 dollars each
Mehn my prick sef stand
I was dumbfounded , to say thank you sef tire me gan
Anyway I left , but I thanked her Sha , but I didn't even know the actual figure of the cash but I know say na load
Trust poor man na , I arrange the dollars inside my wallet and went to a nearby bar to get some cold Heineken and catfish peppersoup
I changed few of the notes to naira in our estate
After that I headed to obalende park , as usual the conductors don know me as a wahala boy who no they always get money complete grin
I stepped into the bus and put on my headphones in it's loudest volume , listening to I'm so paid by Akon ft lil wayne ,,,,,, as usual the conductor started shouting (owo da)
Because I see fine girls inside bus I start to speak phonetics grin and brought out some dollars that i dont have change , conductor shock grin grin
To cut it short I went home
And I made my biggest mistake
Drop ur comments if I should continue cuz this is the funniest partt

If u like continue, if u like no continue...na u sabi..
Bt ur story b like one film wey i watch... starring emeka ike as the Poorboy

Edited..
Walahi, the story sweet wella, e sweet pass the film wey i watch sef...

Bring it on as e dey hot,make I park my molue here.

please continue and tag me biko

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PART2
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AS I got home , I had so many thoughts in my head , I didn't really get home i just hanged around a closed shop near my house and bought a pack of white London from an aboki closeby , just they reason the whole money scene which she gave me
I no go lie aside from the money she gave me, the babe has a golden heart , sometimes we'll serve food to others and we'll eat the rest because we know she won't complain even if she doesn't get nothing grin that's how sweet she is , but because I broke like faded jeans , I no get any liver to approach her
And yeah I had her number , know how I got it ?
No be me collect her myself oo , she asked for mine so that she can always call my phone and explain to me what kind of food I'll serve her once we arrive, grin
The building is about 12 floor , for anyone who knows bayo kuku , to Gerald road in ikoyi you should know how tall the NNPC_NAPIMS building is

So as I was smoking my white London , suddenly I dropped a year, know why?
A neuropsychology is serving food to young girls who are in the oil firm, I go even turk in and wear tie join am cry grin
So my mind say make I call this babe , after all the next day na weekend
I dialled the number at first , I quickly cut am again , I dey imagine wetin I go tell her sef but I was already in love Sha
Mehn if u smoke correct new pack of white London so that much mentor moral must come
I call her again , she picked at once
I'll use different names here sorry (privacy)

Her: hello dave
Me: good evening Nelly
Her: you must've gone home , and hey you didn't serve my own apple today as usual grin she was just kidding cuz i ways est the apples im suppose to give her
Me: yeah as usual grin ____at this point I didn't know how to continue again I swear
Her: alright have a blessed day dear , or you wanna tell me something?
Me: nooooo I just wanted to thank you for today
Her: c'mon that's nothing just few $notes
Me: thank a lot
She called it bye

Alaye I just they vex for myself , my intention was to try to ask her out on a date grin small dollars don enter my brain , dollar they shark for pocket pass beer o

As I got into my room , I wasn't still satisfied about how I couldn't tell her my intention
I sent her a text message instead ,
It goes this way "hey Nelly , i was wondering if you'll like to have a rendezvous tomorrow"

Within 7mins she replied
Hers". Good idea , I'm really stressed out tho but I'll call you in the morning, goodnight

I no bother reply goodnight back again make e no be like say I too they forward

My guy that evening I run go boutique go arrange my normal round neck thick black polo , black they shine like Nigerian politician heart grin and confirm Vietnam jeab, if you know you know
I already get shoes yakpa cuz na shoes they chop my salary
That night I no fit sleep , i just they pray make day break , I just spend my time they watch YouTube videos of akpan and oduma

Day break, I surprised my street

Part 3 grin,,,,
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Comment below if I should continue on how it went grin
Honestly there's no single lie here

emillysmigael:
please continue and tag me biko

keep following
I've updated again

And for anyone here who thinks it's a lie , jejely Waka pass
Whether you believe or not , just enjoy the story jeje
Person wey they fast no they lie

... and she banged him and they lived happily ever after?

Go ahead

Boss update o...

Quote me when the part 3 is out

Op Eleribu Nior I know say na lie you dey lie but continue

ChewingStick:
... and she banged him and they lived happily ever after?

See this one
Bang koor banger nii

Op if you had used a $100 single bill, it would have made your true story true. Show me a female who gives a stranger $1500 ? Is she Aisha and Buharis daughter or one of the otedola sisters? Op I would advise you discontinue this your fantasy.

everything is possible, nothing is impossible in life. waiting for the rest of the story

africandictator:
Op if you had used a $100 single bill, it would have made your true story true. Show me a female who gives a stranger $1500 ? Is she Aisha and Buharis daughter or one of the otedola sisters? Op I would advise you discontinue this your fantasy.

Hustle and pray oooo so that $1500 no go too big for your eyes next time

Dreyton36:

Hustle and pray oooo so that $1500 no go too big for your eyes next time

I was saying it in the context of the story , and if $1500 is not too big in your eyes you would not be having fantasies about it and writing childish typical nollywood stories on Nairaland. Mr money in the bank, you are the one who needs the prayers. Search for my thread on the sexuality session of this forum, let me school you on how to write fantasies!

Nice cooked, piple see below sha

africandictator:
I was saying it in the context of the story , and if $1500 is not too big in your eyes you would not be having fantasies about it and writing childish typical nollywood stories on Nairaland. Mr money in the bank, you are the one who needs the prayers. Search for my thread on the sexuality session of this forum, let me school you on how to write fantasies!

Stop being unintelligent , I never said I'm a writer or need a tutor on how to write
I only dropped my experience just to put a smile on some faces
Kindly get ur eyes off my story and be happy , fine you have your own thread I'm not competing with anyone , so try to get Sense and respect yourself boy

this your grin grin

Oya Dreyton36 I dey gbadun your tory..oya sama us another episode...God bless me too with plenty plenty united state dollars

Update abeg

Op continue now I dey gbadun am

guy show naaa, come finish this sweet story

Dreyton36:

Stop being unintelligent , I never said I'm a writer or need a tutor on how to write
I only dropped my experience just to put a smile on some faces
Kindly get ur eyes off my story and be happy , fine you have your own thread I'm not competing with anyone , so try to get Sense and respect yourself boy

I am not getting my eyes of your story you mentally deficient boy, I won’t sit back and watch you completely destroy nairaland. Your story is not putting the smiles on any face. Those encouraging you to continue this story are trying to measure the length and breadth of your stupidity and madness.

africandictator:
I am not getting my eyes of your story you mentally deficient boy, I won’t sit back and watch you completely destroy nairaland. Your story is not putting the smiles on any face. Those encouraging you to continue this story are trying to measure the length and breadth of your stupidity and madness.

Take your frustrations elsewhere,how is the thread destroying nairaland?

If you're not ok with the story then you fvck off from here and allow others enjoy it.
I too know dey worry u.

Audio dating.
But the story sweet sha.

Weedsmoker:

Take your frustrations elsewhere,how is the thread destroying nairaland?

If you're not ok with the story then you fvck off from here and allow others enjoy it.
I too know dey worry u.

who are you ? Are you from the zoo? I am not disappointed in you though, your moniker speaks a lot about you weed smoker!. Keep smoking the grass that you smoke anid coming to tell people on nairaland how frustrated they are. Frustration detector have you detected yours?

Some nairalanders are fools....


Why can't you just respect ursef
How is the OP's thread affecting you
You try to sound smart but you're foolish...
Frustrated animals

africandictator:
who are you ? Are you from the zoo? I am not disappointed in you though, your moniker speaks a lot about you weed smoker!. Keep smoking the grass that you smoke anid coming to tell people on nairaland how frustrated they are. Frustration detector have you detected yours?

@Op come and continue your thread.

Just ignore this ranting frustrated boy.