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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Kimbeast: 8:29am On May 16, 2020
randomperson:


Lol... Messi has both speed and strength in abundant quantities...

The type of dribbling you credit Ronaldo for has also been done by Messi...

So a person can dribble in the tiniest of spaces against numerous defenders but if given more space against fewer defenders, he won't be able to dribble?

Messi does not beat players because he has strength and pace. His ball control is the reason he can run through 2 to 3 challenges and still have the ball glued to his feet. He doesn't dribble like Ronaldo. Their is no much difference between how iniesta and Messi beat players.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 8:37am On May 16, 2020
chic2pimp:


Hahahaha grin grin grin......Tales by moonlight stories.

When are you showing up in Lagos bro? The grasses are waiting for you. grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 8:42am On May 16, 2020
diggz:


Haba ibime...you go watch the way wicked tackles dey fly around for serie A and then say its overplayed.

No wahala.

Messi once complained how Terry was kicking him up and down even when he had no ball in his legs.

Messi took the best decision to remain in laliga. Playing against dirty defenders every weekend, is not easy for an attacker.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 8:43am On May 16, 2020
Life as an almajiri in Kano was very tough. I could still remember how we went about in tens begging for alms and food. It’s really not a life anyone should live. I lived it years ago and could still tell exactly how it hurts; the memory of it and the hellish experiences we had to bear. Almajiri life isn’t a life. It’s like being dead-alive. I lived that life.

I was ten when I decided to remove the cloak of destitution and face life squarely. It still remains the turning point in my life and the wisest decision I’d ever taken. I could still remember vividly what led me to take such a decision one afternoon. It was at Sabon Titi Kano. We were nine in number. We had trekked all the way from Bida Road. Ali, my best friend was saying something about how very unfair it was that girls were not allowed to wander about begging as boys did. He said something about girls being lucky and fortunate because they were not subjected to the demeaning life that we lived.
“But you don’t have to think that way,” I said. “You know that if you lived a good life here on earth, you surely would enjoy in heaven when you die.”
Ali had always thought differently. He was thirteen years old. Several times he would tell me that we should elope. He said he didn’t like the way the Mallami treated us. According to him, we were treated as slaves and it was very unfair. Ali was the first ever almajiri I had seen who did not like his being a poor beggar. He always compared himself with the children of the rich.
“Do you think Mallam Ladan will ever allow his own children to move about aimlessly in the streets begging as we do?” he often asked me. “He will never do a thing like that. His children eat good food and go to the white man’s school but we don’t. And every day, we take money that we make from begging to him. That is not fair.”
No one hated Mallam Ladan as much as Ali did at that time.

Mallam Ladan had always said that Ali was rebellious and that he behaved like an infidel. One day, and according to him, all infidels would never gain paradise where there were lots of merriments. I remembered one day Ali had asked a question during our usual group recitation of the holy book and Mallam Ladan, red with indignation ordered that Ali should be whipped. According to him, Ali had asked a blasphemous question. Since then, Ali expressed his displeasure and irritation about the Mallam secretly to me.

So, the day I finally made up my mind to quit almajarinci was at Sabon Titi. We gathered around a very busy canteen owned by a woman from Lafia whom everybody referred to as Mama Nassarawa. She had a very large open space with huge patronage. Most often when any of her many customers ate to their fill and there was leftover, we would swing into action. It was usually like warfare. Our survival-of-the-fittest lives were hugely dependent on the miserable remnant from the food Mama Nassarawa’s customers left in their plates.

Keenly, we watched from a close distance as the customers ate. Our eagle eyes moved from customer to customer and hand to hand. Contrary to what people think, the almajiri usually had more than enough to eat but we ate like swine; unhealthy and without control. There was a very beefy fellow eating a fat meal. He had so many pieces of meat in his soup which attracted some of us; I especially had had the rare opportunity of eating meat and fish many a time. This would happen when some people barely touched their food before passing it to us. I had often wondered then why some people would eat only little food and be satisfied. Ali had also wondered too. He had told me once that he had never had a full stomach. He would emphasize further that until his hand got tired of conveying the food from the plate to his mouth, he would always continue to eat.

The beefy fellow at Mama Nassarawa made me have a rethink that day. He was eating pounded yam. Ali and I fixed our eyes on him. Suddenly, I noticed something rather strange. This fat customer was drooling like a toddler. Saliva dropped from his mouth into his soup as if there was a burst tap in his throat. We were supposed to take a dive for the leftover of that food!
Mere looking at him made me sick.
“Ali, can you see what is happening?” I muffled. “Can you see the way that man’s saliva fall freely into his soup?”
Ali smiled. “Abubakar, I am really shocked at what you are saying.” Do you mean to tell me that you haven’t seen something like this before? I can swear by my life that most of these people there are sick. And because we eat what they leave behind, we are very likely to share in their misfortune since most illnesses are contagious. Abu, we are walking corpses.”

His response gave me goose pimples. That was the day Ali and I made up our minds to go out there and change our stories and destinies. In life, Allah gives us all equal opportunities. He gives us same air to breath and same time; twenty four hours daily to live in. No one has more time than others. What we do with the time and how we choose to breath is dependent on the choices we make. Some make good choices and others don’t.

“Ali,” I muttered coldly, “may Allay forbid that I eat the leftover food from that man.”
For the first time since we became friends, Ali hugged me. “Abu, you have said a noble thing. If you mean what you have said then we must elope. We must leave now. There’s nothing as sweet as freedom.”

We both separated from the other boys that day and threw our beggarly bowls away.
That night, we found a Dangote trailer which was about leaving for Lagos. It had just the driver and his conductors. Ali and I sneaked into it when no one was watching and in no time, our journey out of Kano began.

It was not until we got to Suleja that the driver and his conductor found us in their vehicle. They had stopped along the Abuja-Kaduna Road to refuel and eat. It was past ten. The conductor pointed his torch and saw us sleeping in a corner.

“Subanalahi!” he exclaimed rather surprisingly. “Ahmadu come and see these miserable elements sleeping in our vehicle.”
The driver climbed up and found Ali and me in the truck. I was shocked when he asked if we had eaten. Ali and I replied in unison that we had not eaten. He ordered us to climb down the truck. We followed them to a food vendor’s place where he bought us good food. It was the very first time that we would be having such good meals without begging for it.

After we had told him our story, he advised that we find a mosque in Suleja to spend the night.
“If you go to Lagos, you will suffer. The people there will not help you. They will tell you to go to your parents. You are still in the north. People here will understand why you are out of school at this age. This is why you should be here and not in Lagos. I will advise that you get shoe shining kits and begin to render services to people. Whatever you make could feed you and you will have a little to save for school.”
He gave us two hundred naira each and reiterated that we must use it wisely. The money at that time was big. How Ahmadu understood us and promptly decided to come to our aid still baffles me to this day. When their vehicle left, we spent the night at Kaduna Road on a plank beside a parked lorry.

At dawn, we went to a nearby stream and bathed. It really felt so good that day because it seemed we were no longer under anyone who would dictate for us. That day, we found some cobblers and they told us how to go about getting all the kits and how to do the job. In three days, we were already dexterous shoe shiners. Days later, we were brilliant cobblers.

On our twelfth day on the job, an Igbo trader whom we went to his house to polish his shoes – nineteen pieces in all – took pity on Ali and me and ask a few questions.
“You people are too young to do this job you are doing,” he said. “Don’t you have plans to go to school?”
Ali and I told him that we had already bought all our note books.
“It’s our uniforms that are left for us to buy,” I told him.
He was leaning on his car and from the way he kept nodding; it was obvious that he was impressed with what we’d told him.
He insisted we show him the books we had bought. Ali quickly ran to the shop where we had already paid for the books but were yet to be supplied to fetch them. In no time, he was back with them. That day after we had finished polishing his shoes, Mr. Okafor gave us money to buy our uniforms. He said he would have taken us and given us a place to stay but that we were too young and he could be accused of abduction..
“Come here when your uniforms are ready,” he told us.

That was how Allah used Mr. Okafor to change our story in 1992. He took us to a public primary school and registered us.
Some people are angels and when you are lucky to meet them, they don’t care what your tribe or religion is before they choose to help you. Mr. Okafor was such a person. Ali and I began to sleep in one of his warehouses at night with some of his workers – mostly Hausas who help to offload his goods. His wife treated us like her own children. She would give us food and some of her children’s old clothes.

Tragedy struck in the year2004 when Ali and I were at ABU Zaria. Mr. Okafor had an accident on his way to his village and died. I thought this would affect us but Obinna, his eldest son took over his fabric business and still carried on as if nothing had happened. The relationship we had with the family blossomed. When we returned from school, we would work in one of their warehouses until the holiday was over. There was never a time we called Obinna and told him we needed money and he didn’t respond.
After my service in 2010, I joined the custom service while Ali through one of his friends whom he met in school became a politician. He is a lawmaker in his state house of assembly. He is doing great. We are both doing great and still good friends.

And we are still very close to the Okafors. Ours is a relationship that would last until the day Allah calls us. Our story has taught me that the saying ‘man is the architect of his own fortune,’ is very true. And also, when there’s a will, there surely will be a way. Don’t let anyone deceive you, there is light of every dark tunnel for everyone. We only remain in the darkness of the tunnel because we are just too scared to approach the light. if we make a move, we surely would be out of the tunnel.

I got married in 2015 and Obinna and his mother attended the wedding. They were also in Ali’s wedding too a year before. When we fight over tribe or religion, we do so because we are largely ignorant of our existence and how Allah can use us as angels to help one another. Humanity should always count because we are all one and the same. It is needless for us to keep pointing guns and raising daggers at one another.
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THE ALMAJIRI by Japheth Prosper
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(a true story)

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 8:45am On May 16, 2020
Herbiedeen:

Abeg
Show me just 1 clip where Messi dribbled past 8 players at a go..

You wan drag ibime? grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Afobear: 8:48am On May 16, 2020
The Disrespect from these Hazard ikeukwu fans sha . Man came from the bench to drop L's on Modafhuckas


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd9Xt-X3-mY
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 8:52am On May 16, 2020
airmark:


You wan drag ibime? grin

You can as well help me answer the question with that your gif of the Bilbao goal
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by seankafor(m): 9:08am On May 16, 2020
Make I dey sharpen my Reuter for today match since say DStv no dey show bundesliga..

Make I see why Dortmund no go wire schalke or cool
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 9:08am On May 16, 2020
Ibime:


You can as well help me answer the question with that your gif of the Bilbao goal

grin

But not sure they were 8.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Coutinho14: 9:12am On May 16, 2020
Messi don suffer no cap, niggas downplaying his abilities just so they can promote R9.Even Henry killed epl in his prime but for some reasons Messi can't, we will soon start Slandering R9 if y'all don't respect yourselves here.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Coutinho14: 9:21am On May 16, 2020
It's not anybody's fault R9 got injured, it's like the basketball equivalent of saying D rose would have become the goat just because pre-injury D rose was special.



Pre-injury D rose was also the youngest player to ever win an mvp in the nba (fifa best player awards for bball)

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 9:27am On May 16, 2020
airmark:


grin

But not sure they were 8.

Never said he dribbled past 8. I said Ronaldo doesn't typically dribble through 8 parked men. 8 men could be parked and you only need to dribble past 4 or 5 to score.

Herbiedeen want drag me. I jump and pass.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Swissh: 9:29am On May 16, 2020
Kimbeast:

Messi does not beat players because he has strength and pace. His ball control is the reason he can run through 2 to 3 challenges and still have the ball glued to his feet. He doesn't dribble like Ronaldo. Their is no much difference between how iniesta and Messi beat players.
Exactly.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Expert17: 9:31am On May 16, 2020
A striker with pot-belly will lack the ability to jump dangerous tackles.

Injury is part of the game, we don't want stories.

R9 played with better players at both club and country.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donjazet(m): 9:34am On May 16, 2020
Ibime, that was a wonderful story. Please where is the source, I would love a followup.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 9:34am On May 16, 2020
airmark:


Messi once complained how Terry was kicking him up and down even when he had no ball in his legs.

Messi took the best decision to remain in laliga. Playing against dirty defenders every weekend, is not easy for an attacker.

I'm surprised Ibime said its overplayed tbh
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Expert17: 9:35am On May 16, 2020
Coutinho14:
Messi don suffer no cap, niggas downplaying his abilities just so they can promote R9.Even Henry killed epl in his prime but for some reasons Messi can't, we will soon start Slandering R9 if y'all don't respect yourselves here.



Serious matter.

Saying Messi will struggle in EPL, cheesy cheesy cheesy.

Suarez, Coutinho, Song, Fabregas didn't struggle cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 9:35am On May 16, 2020
donjazet:
Ibime, that was a wonderful story. Please where is the source, I would love a followup.

I got it on Watsapp
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neymar1095(m): 9:43am On May 16, 2020
Swissh:
Please calm down with this Messi 73goals in a season in which he was a striker and a poacher at that. When we add context you will find out Suarez tally of 59goals was even more impressive.

Messi 2011/2012..... 60games 59goals from open play

Suarez 2015/2016......53games 55goals from open play.

Messi tally is inflated by his plenty Pks.
Mad figures from Suarez. Messi has always been a fraud.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 9:55am On May 16, 2020
Ibime:


Never said he dribbled past 8. I said Ronaldo doesn't typically dribble through 8 parked men. 8 men could be parked and you only need to dribble past 4 or 5 to score.

Herbiedeen want drag me. I jump and pass.

grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 9:56am On May 16, 2020
diggz:


I'm surprised Ibime said its overplayed tbh

Just go and check the red cards given in USA 94, you will know it's overplayed. Guys were getting red card for little things. Go and check Zola red card vs Naija. Check 1998 red cards eg Beckham vs Argentina. By the mid 90s referees had already started taking a dim view leading to official banning of the tackle from behind in 1998.

If you want to say tackling was hard in Maradona time, yes I agree, go and check some of the tackles in Italia 90 by them Cameroon boys. By the time Ronaldo comes on the scene, referees will punish you for such tackles.

Besides tackling is not a problem for Messi. He is one of those with low centre of gravity who would rather keep his balance and continue his run than dive. You can use that argument against Neymar, not Messi.

The most important development from Ronaldo time to Messi time is that players went from running 8-9km per game to 12km per game so a lot more ground is covered, leaving less space to run with the ball before running into an opponent. Players are fitter and can sprint forward faster and now just sit in their own half, waiting to counterattack. Teams went from playing very loose 4-4-2 formations to playing compact 4-5-1. This has led to the disappearance of the skillful trequartista from football - there are no more Bergkamps, Baggios, Zolas, Del Pieros, Di Canios, Le Tissiers, Gheorge Hagis, Stoichkovs etc. These are what makes Messis performance in this age incredible compared to Ronaldo time.

The tackling thing is just a red herring, and is barking up the wrong tree.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by eph12(m): 10:18am On May 16, 2020
Airmark is this what you've been trying to explain to the unbelievers? grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 10:19am On May 16, 2020
Ibime:

When we fight over tribe or religion, we do so because we are largely ignorant of our existence and how Allah can use us as angels to help one another. Humanity should always count because we are all one and the same. It is needless for us to keep pointing guns and raising daggers at one another.
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THE ALMAJIRI by Japheth Prosper
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(a true story)
Touching story. Hope the current crop of leaders in the North will have the will and wisdom to get rid of the Almajiri system for good.

The system grossly wastes much-needed human capital in that part of the country, which affects the whole Nigeria.

The conclusion is thoughtful, spot-on. Our minds are powerful, and we're the ones that create our realities. We all are connected and should try to help one another, without letting prejudices such as religion, tribe, race get in the way.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by odizeey(m): 10:41am On May 16, 2020
Kimbeast:

I still remember before the 98 world cup how the entire competition was built around a young Delima Ronaldo leading his country and boy he didn't disappoint. He tore the entire tournament to shreds. The fact that the world has seen Maradonna but still rave about a young Ronaldo should tell everyone how ridiculous talented he was. The first mover advantage don't ever Carry weight when the world has seen the exploits of Maradona coupled with other great players around that era as well.
It was even that era that they did more skillful things. Now, you don't waste time. Cut one, and shoot.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Godx: 10:49am On May 16, 2020
Cc A40

You know this guy.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Swissh: 10:52am On May 16, 2020
Godx:
Cc A40


You know this guy.
How do you compete in MMA with only one functioning hand. The guy will be chopping beating every Fight.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Godx: 10:55am On May 16, 2020
Swissh:

How do you compete in MMA with only one functioning hand. The guy will be chopping beating every Fight.
He actually has a good record. 19matches 16won.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by FergieRaww(m): 11:02am On May 16, 2020
Godx:
Cc A40


You know this guy.

Nick Newell lol cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by odizeey(m): 11:04am On May 16, 2020
Messi slander. Sweet melodies to my ears cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 11:44am On May 16, 2020
eph12:
Airmark is this what you've been trying to explain to the unbelievers? grin

Leave those feigning ignorance. Most of them, especially the muslims among them, have incissions on their bodies. What for?

I remember when i asked one to show up so we could arrange to test juju on him, he asked us to use it on an innocent rat.

That we are Christians or Muslims or educated, doesn't mean we should think nothing like voodoo exists.

Most senior lawyers in Naija, are spiritually fortified for a reason. If you know, you know.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Kimbeast: 11:55am On May 16, 2020
odizeey:

It was even that era that they did more skillful things. Now, you don't waste time. Cut one, and shoot.
Footballers nowadays are over pampered and protected especially the talented ones. Now football is less of a contact sport. Breath on Neymar/Messi/Hazard and the ref is calling a foul 9 times out of ten. It has become too rigid and tactics oriented.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by shurlar50(m): 11:59am On May 16, 2020
Kimbeast:

Footballers nowadays are over pampered and protected especially the talented ones. Now football is less of a contact sport. Breath on Neymar/Messi/Hazard and the ref is calling a foul 9 times out of ten.
Include C.ronaldo angry

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