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Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by DenreleDave(m): 1:48pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
With the rate of ladies that self service themselves, it's very obvious that dicks will certainly be useless in 50 years time.... More like saying Men will be useless in the next 50 years coz to even get a baby, ladies can consider other options.. Ladies will self service themselves with Big cucumber, plantain, and so on... Most ladies now have sumtin they use to self service anytime they feel Hot.. Guys, what can we do to stop this?? Cc: Capslocked westernlove ubunja martinez39s madeinchenzen2 seanwilliam seanjy4konji LegendaryLover omar09 Cc: lalasticlala seun Dominique abeg push go front page 1 Like 3 Shares |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Beedude(m): 1:53pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
How do they get pregnant?
A functioning DICK can never be USELESS until the owner die. 33 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Aboks(m): 1:58pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
The sperm no be man dey release am rubbish 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Osobi32(m): 2:05pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
Very funny! I real dick can never be useless coz after women self service themselves they will come running back to the real dick. For the records, only frustrated women self service themselves but a happy and fulfilled woman will tell u there's nothing like a real dick! ![]() 41 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by rankaadede(m): 2:06pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
Atleast it will ease the pressure on women having to cheat on their man, for me is win |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by DenreleDave(m): 2:08pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
Beedude:She can go for sperm donation.. Not necessarily she fvck u b4 she get belle 1 Like |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Beedude(m): 2:10pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
DenreleDave:And where will the sperm come from? Moreover, how many women have the money for sperm donation ? 11 Likes |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by DenreleDave(m): 2:12pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
Beedude:Dts y I said 50 years to come |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Beedude(m): 2:16pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
DenreleDave:Even in 50yrs time, not all women will be self made or wealthy not to need a man (dick). Some things are just naturally there. They can't be altered. Just like saying sex doll will replace women in 50yrs time. 14 Likes |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by ecstasy357(m): 2:19pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
DenreleDave: And the Bible says, a time will come when men shall be very scarce... It is your word vs the Word of God. I know where to put my money. @bold.... Yea, I'm gonno assume you didnt read, your brain didnt proof read and your understanding is busy with cucumber. 6 Likes |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by PoliticallyInco: 2:25pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
The reason why two people come together is not because of the sex organs alone. Logic is extremely far from this notion. If that be the case, then gay men will mast-urbate and so will gay women. Lesbians will not need a partner as they have their own fingers and toys. With the development of fleshlite and recent sex dolls revolution, how has that stopped men from seeking out women? It is highly jejune to see sex between a man and a woman as just the introduction of one sex organ another or the manipulation of sex organs by another person. There are many other benefits of homosexual and heterosexual relationships and sex is simply what consolidates these benefits. Sexual expression is what makes it special. You can show all the love and all the care and attention to your spouse, but when it cannot be fully expressed by sex/love making there is always a void. Ask people who have had their partners incapacitated sexually due to various reasons. They will tell you that while the affection there, they miss the expression of these feelings with their partners. They miss the physical expression. In the same way,ask partners who resorted to masturbation because their partners denied them sex.They will also tell you that masturbation after a while, did not give them the pleasure of being with another human. Inanimate objects (equipment and toys) can never give the experience of communicating and interacting with another human being. The importance of a partner goes beyond the sex organ they carry or wield. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by dederocs(m): 2:40pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
We will still get women with money, oloshi. |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Swtbabyvee(f): 3:36pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
Osobi32:YIMU |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by legionISproteus: 3:42pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
Actually I did not read the post but I think the girl has no right to beat up her boyfriend in public. Maybe they should report the matter to their village elders but if the neighbour refuse to pay his rent they should just buy another dog and forget about the missing car. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Dfynboi: 3:46pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
DenreleDave:nd whr do d sperm comes frm apart frm d dick?? 2 Likes |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by GeneralPula: 3:56pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
Nah lie, no be 50 years, nah 50days. 1 Like |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Nobody: 4:20pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
Aboks:They can use that of animals so they can fill the earth with more animals than human beings. 5 Likes |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by DaInferno(m): 4:29pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
na ajebo wey never see things the reason like this sha |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Ay04z(m): 4:33pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
A very big cucumber can not even be like a small 5 inch dick. ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Papadoh(m): 4:39pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
Mtchew, another senseless thread. 1 Like |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Oluwasaeon(m): 4:43pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
legionISproteus:I agree 3 Likes |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Premiumwriter: 4:50pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
No b today women start to the self service |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by nkwuocha1: 5:17pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
its already getting useless jare.This ladies now Bleep for the money these days.Many receive the dick all for the kudi.If you ask tem to come around,tey will come when they are sure monetary value for their efforts is at stake. 3 Likes |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Nobody: 5:23pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
Osobi32: If not childbirth, there pussies are useless. 2 Likes |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Shukusheka(m): 5:43pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
People said the same thing with the advent of sex dolls. Look at where we are today. |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Shukusheka(m): 5:43pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
Xavfra:Spoken like a true 13 year old teenager. 1 Like |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Eazie351(m): 5:45pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
no matter how good the d|ldo is, if blood doesn't run in it..... it'll never feel the same. I mean, tell me, those "tongues" they speak in while getting a good dickin'' would they do that to a rubber? or talk dirty to it? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by Nobody: 5:52pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by kizwid(m): 5:57pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
so you juat sit down with your crawfish head typing rubbish.. pathetic for ya! 2 Likes |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by LedRock: 6:02pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
How I wish that can happen at least men can rest. |
Re: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by lightangel65i(m): 6:22pm On Jun 01, 2020 |
DenreleDave: It may be possible if ladies actually have sense and are not lazy, but ladies can never be hard-working, so they will depend and be used by men until they die. Its men who would have no use for ladies in 100yrs time when realistic sex dolls will be out, you guys would just die out of hunger cause ladies are lazy and lack sense 1 Like |
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