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The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 9:09am On Jun 02, 2020 |
Being a kid was the most fun part of my life. It was also the time when i believe alot of dumb things which i later realise in life were all false. Some were spread by my parents, relatives, siblings, and friends to make us afraid or control us. When I was a kid I used to believe that 1. Rubber band sucks blood 2. That fish swims in one's belly upon consumption. 3. Lucozade and maltuna are for sick people. 4. I believe when you take mango and at the same time drink garri it will kill you. 5. When i eat food in the night, i am eating with the devil. 6. Wen I swallow gum it will tie my intestine and I will die. 7. If I swallow any seed the tree will grow on my head 8. There is grinding machine in my stomach that digest the food i eat. 9. I thought trees moves backwards wen you are in a moving car. 10. If i wash my school uniform on sunday, it won't dry at all 11. God usually comes down to collect offering. 12. Any food that falls on the ground is already eaten by the devil. 13. If lizard see my tooth that is missing it will not grow again 14. If u bite me and I mix chicken shit n red oil all your teeth will remove. 15. That women gave birth through their navel. 16.If u point burial ground. Something bad will happen to you 17.If u drag a stick on the ground while walking. Your mama will give birth to snake. 18. I use to believe all pot belly men are rich. 19. I use to think that all black people will go to hell because devil is black and White people will go to heaven because Jesus is white. 20. Satan was right under my feet. 21. Any time u mistakenly cut ur self and blood is coming out you should start sucking it so that your blood will not finish. 22. I use to believe eating head of ice fish together with the eyes will make my eyes big as well. 23. If u jump/cross me,I will not grow again. 24. If u flog a girl with broom,she will not marry. 25 when i was a kid i used to think the moon follows me wherever i go as i was getting older the Story changed that all streets have there own moon lol. 26. When you dont go to church on sunday and u stay alone at home satan will come and steal you. 27. I believed everyone who stays in the village is either a witch or a wizard. I vowed never to visit any village. 28. if a cat spits on you death awaits you 29. Older people never Excrete 30. I use to think that as a flower boy, the flower gal was my babe o lol. Over to you. What are the dumbest thing you believed as a kid? 304 Likes 34 Shares
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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Davash222(m): 9:10am On Jun 02, 2020 |
As a kid, I used to believe Education is the key. 380 Likes 21 Shares |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by drips8(m): 9:12am On Jun 02, 2020 |
I believed that readers were the leaders of tomorrow. 142 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 9:12am On Jun 02, 2020 |
Davash222:Lol. So now what do u believe 26 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 9:13am On Jun 02, 2020 |
drips8:Wow. So what do u believe now 12 Likes |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Davash222(m): 9:15am On Jun 02, 2020 |
Dpsychologist:Look at us now.. A Nepa bill holder is our president while a professor of Law is licking his asss. 346 Likes 16 Shares |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by donbachi(m): 9:19am On Jun 02, 2020 |
I believed if u swallow chewing gum,it will gum ur internal organs. 8 Likes |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 9:20am On Jun 02, 2020 |
Davash222:Thats the irony of life. A professor will be working for an illiterate. Las las its not what you read in school that takes you far. You can’t compare the salary of a footballer and that of a professor. 152 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 9:21am On Jun 02, 2020 |
donbachi:Lol. Child life 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Professorcplus(m): 9:24am On Jun 02, 2020 |
If it's rainy and sunny at the same time, then lioness just gave birth. If a teacher flogs you, soak that body part inside garri and see the teacher's hand swell up the next day ![]() [b] To get money, kill a Red head agama lizard, cut the head and bury it for three days, come back later to dig out your naira note. To make a bird motionless or stand still above the sky, just hit a nail on the floor, step your big toe on it. point your index finder towards it and stretch it backward with your other index finger. 182 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Nobody: 9:32am On Jun 02, 2020 |
I believed my dad was not born instead he fell from the sky because that was what he told me. 74 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Professorcplus(m): 9:37am On Jun 02, 2020 |
Dpsychologist:Definitely yes, you can compare a footballer and a professor. ...but the education you acquired made you debunked the dumbest thing you ever known. Even if you didn't work with what you study, it opens up future opportunities. Even if you study engineer and work as a radio presenter, to get employed, you need that paper you read for. An illiterate may have the capital but remember he needs professional advice; knowledge he doesn't own, value that is being paid for. 57 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by CAPSLOCKED: 9:50am On Jun 02, 2020 |
THE TRAGEDY HERE IS THAT MANY ADULTS STILL BELIEVE THESE THINGS TODAY. 121 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by drips8(m): 9:54am On Jun 02, 2020 |
Dpsychologist: You don't need to be really smart to get things done here. Just a couple of important connections and you're set. 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Nobody: 9:55am On Jun 02, 2020 |
That God exists. 45 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 10:03am On Jun 02, 2020 |
AdaFidelis:Hahahaha chai Nigerian parents 3 Likes |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 10:03am On Jun 02, 2020 |
drips8:True 1 Like |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 10:04am On Jun 02, 2020 |
CAPSLOCKED:This your Statement is very true. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 10:08am On Jun 02, 2020 |
Professorcplus: Baba, this your own was very strong. If it were true u could have been a Billionaire by now o lol 18 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 10:13am On Jun 02, 2020 |
Lalasticlala. Tell us the Dumbest thing you believed as a kid Wow, finally my thread Entered front page for the first time. ![]() 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Icezikagu(m): 10:29am On Jun 02, 2020 |
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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 10:32am On Jun 02, 2020 |
Icezikagu:Chai |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by JhayJoe: 10:36am On Jun 02, 2020 |
Going to church will solve all our problems Men of "god" are angels on earth 27 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 10:47am On Jun 02, 2020 |
JhayJoe:Hahaha ok |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by bukiah: 11:47am On Jun 02, 2020 |
I used to wonder how people enter inside radio and television. That was in the 80s 121 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 11:52am On Jun 02, 2020 |
bukiah:Hahaha this is very interesting 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Benevento(m): 12:03pm On Jun 02, 2020 |
4. It's very dangerous to take garri after eating mango(though a special breed of mango, we call it kerosene mango) 53 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by 1Sharon(f): 12:25pm On Jun 02, 2020 |
You are kinda right about lucozade..cos they do give it to diabetics |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 12:37pm On Jun 02, 2020 |
Benevento:Lol i guess we all believe thesame things when we were kids 7 Likes |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by arinzos(m): 12:38pm On Jun 02, 2020 |
Professorcplus:About that Bird own... ![]() It Looked Like it Worked very well ![]() ![]() Good old days 32 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 12:43pm On Jun 02, 2020 |
arinzos:That one look like magic lol 7 Likes |
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 12:43pm On Jun 02, 2020 |
arinzos:That one look like magic lol 4 Likes 2 Shares |
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