I used to think in Music Videos, the Musician Usually Change their cloth very Fast and continue the music with another cloth

If you bend down to eat, the Food will come out of your Anus at once.

When you take some particles from a dog's Eyes and put it in yours, you will see spirits.

If you Look at the Mirror in the Dark, you will See Witch

I believed couple would pray to God, and he will Drop a Baby on their Bed.


Can't Remember Most of them Again.

I also remember one sef
My mom will say she will help me keep the money the visitor gave me, so that i will collect it on Christmas day.

I use to believe it

arinzos:
I used to think in Music Videos, the Musician Usually Change their cloth very Fast and continue the music with another cloth

If you bend down to eat, the Food will come out of your Anus at once.

When you take some particles from a dog's Eyes and put it in yours, you will see spirits.

If you Look at the Mirror in the Dark, you will See Witch

I believed couple would pray to God, and he will Drop a Baby on their Bed.


Can't Remember Most of them Again.

Hahaha your own hot o
Sha me too, i use to believe that when when i look into a mirror at night i will see witch.

I once believed that everything in movies is true. If some one is killed in a movie i use to be upset and shed tears thinking the person is truly death

Dpsychologist:
Being a kid was the most fun part of my life. It was also the time when i believe alot of dumb things which i later realise in life were all false. Some were spread by my parents, relatives, siblings, and friends to make us afraid or control us.

When I was a kid I used to believe that

1. Rubber band sucks blood

2. That fish swims in one's belly upon consumption.

3. Lucozade and maltuna are for sick people.

4. I believe when you take mango and at the same time drink garri it will kill you.

5. When i eat food in the night, i am eating with the devil.

6. Wen I swallow gum it will tie my intestine and I will die.

7. If I swallow any seed the tree will grow on my head

8. There is grinding machine in my stomach that digest the food i eat.

9. I thought trees moves backwards wen you are in a moving car.

10. If i wash my school uniform on sunday, it won't dry at all

11. God usually comes down to collect offering.

12. Any food that falls on the ground is already eaten by the devil.

13. If lizard see my tooth that is missing it will not grow again

14. If u bite me and I mix chicken shit n red oil all your teeth will remove.

15. That women gave birth through their navel.

16.If u point burial ground. Something bad will happen to you

17.If u drag a stick on the ground while walking. Your mama will give birth to snake.

18. I use to believe all pot belly men are rich.

19. I use to think that all black people will go to hell because devil is black and White people will go to heaven because Jesus is white.

20. Satan was right under my feet.

21. Any time u mistakenly cut ur self and blood is coming out you should start sucking it so that your blood will not finish.

22. I use to believe eating head of ice fish together with the eyes will make my eyes big as well.

23. If u jump/cross me,I will not grow again.

24. If u flog a girl with broom,she will not marry.

25 when i was a kid i used to think the moon follows me wherever i go as i was getting older the Story changed that all streets have there own moon lol.

26. When you dont go to church on sunday and u stay alone at home satan will come and steal you.

27. I believed everyone who stays in the village is either a witch or a wizard. I vowed never to visit any village.

28. if a cat spits on you death awaits you

29. Older people never Excrete

30. I use to think that as a flower boy, the flower gal was my babe o lol.

Over to you. What are the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?

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Well I use to believe if you spit on the floor without covering it with soil, and someone steps on it you will have sore throat.

Well I wasn't much of a believer of whatever I heard while growing up.

Plead:
That God exists.

So predictable! I was expecting some dumbass to type this here just to appear "woke"

*Yawn!

Believed that Facebook is 666.


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When I was a kid, I used to think that my papa is the richest man in Nigeria...Popsy as u no fall our hands when we are small, you go enjoy Taya.

Lols! I believed 90% of these too as a kid

I believed the story of jesus was true

1. Swallowing water melons seeds will cause trees to grow in my belly

2. When I lose a milk teeth, I have to pray so that lizard doesn't eat it when I tie it on a sheet of paper and throw it on the roof

3. When I stomp on the ground, I'm matching the devil ; although some still stone the devil though

4. TV is the devil's box

Plead:
That God exists.

You don shake the table
Ghen ghen ghen,

Jesus was born December 25.

that a girl would be pregnant by mere touching and that kids come from God like fall from sky.


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*That women gave birth through their stomach.
*My teeths won't grow when they remove until I tie seven stones and throw it on our roof.

I know a kid who almost lost his faith because he heard the fart of a White Reverend Father.

Naive me was thinking when my body [boy] touches another [girl] she don carry belly....


That was it oooo

OP, you mean as a kid you believed nothing less than 30 "dumbest things"!

Wow.

Lolz....wen u keep asking questions upon questions.

That the first human evolved from apes

That man after many years of staring at the moon decided to land on the moon lol

AdaFidelis:
I believed my dad was not born instead he fell from the sky because that was what he told me.

he scammed you, . Naija parents funny

OP, only you believed all those things?




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I wonder how your Kidhood experience go be oooh

EnuguEnugu:
that a girl would be pregnant by mere touching and that kids come from God like fall from sky.


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From Enugu town down to Agbani?

joseph1832:
Jesus was born December 25.

But why??

I believed that india defeated Nigeria 99-1 ball turn to snake

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