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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by seanwilliam(m): 9:27pm On Jun 17, 2020
Lol.. something happened to my guyman back then in school, he invited a girl from bus admin come in hostel, long story short, around 4pm naso the girl begin gas dey foam for mouth.. the were eating rice that moment before it happened.. my guy pour 3 keg of water he supposed use for the week on the girl on top mattress.. most guys in the hostel don japa cos dem think the girl go die.. she's epileptic though.. and this girl fine ehn ..
Las las she work up, my guy kuku gave her him cloth and find Bike wey go drop her for her hostel.. it was not funny atall..
It happened for daytime
What if na mid night?, my guy fit go dump her and japa


U see all these girls ehn, na God dey save us.. me I no gree oo, na only 3 or 4 times girl don sleep for my side ooo, but now I no fit try am..


Anytime a girl find me come, immediately I pick her up for junction, I go kon fake call like say I go soon dey comot.. so that one she go don know say I no get too much time with am...

And also I no dey serious-pound o grin , I go dey fhuck u small small , immediately I notice imbalance from you , mehn I go withdraw and discharge u shaparly.. na mouth I get I no get heart grin

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 9:37pm On Jun 17, 2020
Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon grin grin

Na still the same thing
Except the preek is as strong and big and long as Dangote trailer. That's the only thing that can smash someone like that.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Reex12(m): 10:30pm On Jun 17, 2020
Anuoluwa1234:
Well.. I get what u are saying, sincerely. Na God the save us I tell u..
What will happen, will happen..
What of those, that their spouses die etc..
Or one of ones relative came to spend a night,( stay with one sha).
Like he/she came for p.utme in a sch etc .and the fellow die.. etc..
Life itself is a risk sad sad.. everything we do is a risk.
We sleeping everyday, na risk I tell u..
What if one sleeps and didn't wake up undecided undecided.
This life na risk, and life no just balance at all.. I tell u undecided undecided
abeg no vex u b boy or girl am confused
op ur right sha na big risk
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Reex12(m): 10:33pm On Jun 17, 2020
MISSCONGENIALITY:
Except the preek is as strong and big and long as Dangote trailer. That's the only thing that can smash someone like that.
I no say na those types u dey like
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 11:13pm On Jun 17, 2020
I am a female now.. and am the one on my dp, why do u ask
Reex12:
abeg no vex u b boy or girl am confused
op ur right sha na big risk
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Reex12(m): 11:23pm On Jun 17, 2020
Anuoluwa1234:
I am a female now.. and am the one on my dp, why do u ask
ppl like usually imitate female monikers for attention but they are male
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Reex12(m): 11:23pm On Jun 17, 2020
Anuoluwa1234:
I am a female now.. and am the one on my dp, why do u ask
ppl like the op usually imitate female monikers for attention but they are male
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 11:27pm On Jun 17, 2020
I am a female sir, maybe u are confused with the way I typed.. that was because I was raised by a man... And I grew up amidst them..
I am a female.. and I can't lie about my identity, what for
Reex12:
ppl like the op usually imitate female monikers for attention but they are male

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Aderr: 11:33pm On Jun 17, 2020
Anuoluwa1234:
I am a female sir, maybe u are confused with the way I typed.. that was because I was raised by a man... And I grew up amidst them..
I am a female.. and I can't lie about my identity, what for
You don't even look like a male at all. What do you mean you were raised by a man?

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Reex12(m): 11:39pm On Jun 17, 2020
Anuoluwa1234:
I am a female sir, maybe u are confused with the way I typed.. that was because I was raised by a man... And I grew up amidst them..
I am a female.. and I can't lie about my identity, what for
yh ur a female I noticed frm the way u replied, sorry for quoting,I just needed to clear the doubt.
thanks
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 11:40pm On Jun 17, 2020
It means, was raised by a man.. undecided undecided.. it means lost mum at a very tender age undecided undecided
Aderr:
You don't even look like a male at all. What do you mean you were raised by a man?

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 11:42pm On Jun 17, 2020
Welcome sad sad
Reex12:
yh ur a female I noticed frm the way u replied, sorry for quoting,I just needed to clear the doubt.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Aderr: 11:45pm On Jun 17, 2020
Anuoluwa1234:
It means, was raised by a man.. undecided undecided.. it means lost mum at a very tender age undecided undecided
Oh! You must be really strong. I am sorry. Silly me.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 11:48pm On Jun 17, 2020
Nothing bad, it is just a question..ya welcome kiss kiss..
Aderr:
Oh! You . I am sorry. Silly me.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 11:49pm On Jun 17, 2020
Yes, stronger than my enemies, part 5.. lol grin grin grin.. just joking
Aderr:
Oh! You must be really strong. I am sorry. Silly me.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 1:56am On Jun 18, 2020
seanwilliam:
Lol.. something happened to my guyman back then in school, he invited a girl from bus admin come in hostel, long story short, around 4pm naso the girl begin gas dey foam for mouth.. the were eating rice that moment before it happened.. my guy pour 3 keg of water he supposed use for the week on the girl on top mattress.. most guys in the hostel don japa cos dem think the girl go die.. she's epileptic though.. and this girl fine ehn ..
Las las she work up, my guy kuku gave her him cloth and find Bike wey go drop her for her hostel.. it was not funny atall..
It happened for daytime
What if na mid night?, my guy fit go dump her and japa


U see all these girls ehn, na God dey save us.. me I no gree oo, na only 3 or 4 times girl don sleep for my side ooo, but now I no fit try am..


Anytime a girl find me come, immediately I pick her up for junction, I go kon fake call like say I go soon dey comot.. so that one she go don know say I no get too much time with am...

And also I no dey serious-pound o grin , I go dey fhuck u small small , immediately I notice imbalance from you , mehn I go withdraw and discharge u shaparly.. na mouth I get I no get heart grin

gringringrin
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by phemmyfour: 8:24am On Jun 18, 2020
Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon grin grin

Na still the same thing
abi o, as if evil don't happen in the day

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by dreamwords: 9:07am On Jun 18, 2020
Toto is sweeter at night, mr op
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Kingnelson9: 10:20am On Jun 18, 2020
Lol
but if you allow her to pass night with u, u wil get to knw if she is the type that snores or spreads legs like a pregnant woman who is delivering...
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 10:38am On Jun 18, 2020
dreamwords:
Toto is sweeter at night, mr op

Prison yard (kiri kiri maximum prison, panti prison, kuje prison ) are also sweeter at night gringrin


Choose one

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 10:40am On Jun 18, 2020
phemmyfour:
abi o, as if evil don't happen in the day

For day time, u can stil avoid sleep. Incase of any emergency, she can still be rushed to the clinic..

But for midnight, how u wan do am especially if she is epileptic..

Ur own Don finish b dt bros gringringrin

Choose wisely bra

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by SavageResponse(m): 10:47am On Jun 18, 2020
DenreleDave:


Smash with utmost care grin

Why is your moniker showing "female"?
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by ebenezer95(m): 11:05am On Jun 18, 2020
What do you think? Na so e dey happen for online this days all site don turn curtist finish nothing dey happen them just dont want u to have a good sleep more so na that useless girl puch most of the news to you
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Goodmillz: 10:02pm On Jun 18, 2020
Yes o I support that
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by chukwuibuipob: 10:03pm On Jun 18, 2020
sad
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by OLDESTWARRIBOY4: 10:03pm On Jun 18, 2020
Me no get problem o, runs babe dey take care of themselves well so no shaking.


Na people like ona wey still dey gist small small girla for area go worry about this one

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by cray91(m): 10:06pm On Jun 18, 2020
All I Know Is You can't always Be Too Careful! what will happen will happen nomatter how much you try to prevent it

and person wey God don destin Motor accident death no fit die from plane crash
DenreleDave:
Sometimes back, naso I arrange appointment with a lady.. Naso the lady come, entertained her, she carry her smoke. Naso Night reach as we don do do finish, we kon sleep. Trust mi, I cud not sleep overnight. Yes I could not sleep.

Why? I have always read bad news on nairaland about someone dying in another person place and it always ring in my mind.. Funny enough, the girl was not feeling fine and she never told me...

I was almost awake through out the night checking if she is breathing, anytime I suspect she isn't breathing, I tap her and she moves her body... I was even regretting why I had to let her sleep overnight sef but don't blame me, she came in the evening...

Guys, if you get any arrangement with a babe, Pls let her come in the morning and leave that same day, probably evening.. The enjoyment una wan enjoy for night can be enjoyed from morning to evening.. Don't let any lady sleep over.

Disadvantages:

1. She may be possesed (medium risk)

2. She may die in your care (very high risk). Imagine a young guy like you with a bright future going to jail for something u don't know about....

3. You yourself may die.. Hence endangering the lady's life. ...

I remember going to Lagos high Court for affidavit and I saw prisoners about to be judged coming down from the prison bus, mehnn. I knew some of them are accused of what they are not guilty for.... I pray that none of us will be unfortunate ooo

Nigeria is already messed up.. Notin like doing a forensic autopsy to ascertain the true cause of the death...

Advantages of avoiding sleeping over :

1. Peace of mind, even if she wan die overnight, she go go die for her place but pray she wunt die after leaving ur place for home

2. Any style u wan do in the midnight can be done in the day time

3. Her moaning wunt disturb the neighbors cox them go dey busy

Be wise.. Don't ever invite a lady over, any sex u Wana enjoy overnight can be enjoyed during the day..

https://www.nairaland.com/5931024/ekiti-state-student-dies-boyfriends
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Fuckingmallam45(m): 10:06pm On Jun 18, 2020
Kk
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Obsession4u: 10:07pm On Jun 18, 2020
Well what if she's my fiancee grin
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by finaleeec: 10:09pm On Jun 18, 2020
op U are right .
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by morris477(m): 10:10pm On Jun 18, 2020
So you mean that dead cannot come in the day time. Ok na continue
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by zicoraads: 10:10pm On Jun 18, 2020
A friend spent quite sometime in the police station some months ago. He woke up to a dead girl. If it wasn't because he is practically family, I wouldn't have believed how that particular episode happened.

We ended up pulling resources together and spent quite a lot to get him out.

That episode opened my eyes to how insanely corrupt this country is. The police. The judiciary.

Even the late girl's family were more interested in how they can get 2 million naira from us, than in conducting an autopsy to determine what the cause of death was.

A truly sad experience.

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