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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by babadigu(m): 4:17am On Jun 19, 2020
i think a quickie in an abandoned place will be a better idea!!! what is ur take bros?
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by ospreywin(m): 4:25am On Jun 19, 2020
It is what it is.
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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Drizzy5001(m): 4:34am On Jun 19, 2020
E get one wey I invite 3 months ago, very beautiful fair skinned Lady, after we Don Bleep finish, we slept off, they next morning she woke up before me, actually I was pretending to be sleeping she used my tooth brush,Took my perfume, and left without even flushing the toilet, the smell of her poo can wake the dead sad eeew

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Drizzy5001(m): 4:44am On Jun 19, 2020
But wait o come to think of it, what if na person wife, u come invite unknowingly, and as una dey Bleep ur dick come dey stuck inside her kpekus e no gree come out grin grin
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by PrinceDave001(m): 4:49am On Jun 19, 2020
Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon grin grin
Na still the same thing
This life get gallop.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by akin9ja78(m): 4:50am On Jun 19, 2020
majamajic:
Is this case of girl to girl ?

Abi ooo
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by alphaNomega: 4:54am On Jun 19, 2020
Drizzy5001:
But wait o come to think of it, what of na person wife, u come invite unknowingly, and as una dey Bleep ur dick come dey stuck inside her kpekus e no gree come out grin grin
you watch too much Nollywood

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by alphaNomega: 5:00am On Jun 19, 2020
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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by aribasoye1: 5:02am On Jun 19, 2020
E be like say these present chics , na guys public hair dem dey use now, guys be careful make dem no go use ur destiny all cos of Bleep
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by 63713271mandy(m): 5:05am On Jun 19, 2020
I guess you are a teenager. Probably the first time you spent night with a lady grin we are happy for you bro, but It tastes differently when you grow up. I advice you to read your books.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by famagusta(m): 5:09am On Jun 19, 2020
DenreleDave:
Sometimes back, naso I arrange appointment with a lady.. Naso the lady come, entertained her, she carry her smoke. Naso Night reach as we don do do finish, we kon sleep. Trust mi, I cud not sleep overnight. Yes I could not sleep.

Why? I have always read bad news on nairaland about someone dying in another person place and it always ring in my mind.. Funny enough, the girl was not feeling fine and she never told me...

I was almost awake through out the night checking if she is breathing, anytime I suspect she isn't breathing, I tap her and she moves her body... I was even regretting why I had to let her sleep overnight sef but don't blame me, she came in the evening...

Guys, if you get any arrangement with a babe, Pls let her come in the morning and leave that same day, probably evening.. The enjoyment una wan enjoy for night can be enjoyed from morning to evening.. Don't let any lady sleep over.

Disadvantages:

1. She may be possesed (medium risk)

2. She may die in your care (very high risk). Imagine a young guy like you with a bright future going to jail for something u don't know about....

3. You yourself may die.. Hence endangering the lady's life. ...

I remember going to Lagos high Court for affidavit and I saw prisoners about to be judged coming down from the prison bus, mehnn. I knew some of them are accused of what they are not guilty for.... I pray that none of us will be unfortunate ooo

Nigeria is already messed up.. Notin like doing a forensic autopsy to ascertain the true cause of the death...

Advantages of avoiding sleeping over :

1. Peace of mind, even if she wan die overnight, she go go die for her place but pray she wunt die after leaving ur place for home

2. Any style u wan do in the midnight can be done in the day time

3. Her moaning wunt disturb the neighbors cox them go dey busy

Be wise.. Don't ever invite a lady over, any sex u Wana enjoy overnight can be enjoyed during the day..

https://www.nairaland.com/5931024/ekiti-state-student-dies-boyfriends

All die na die. One thing must kill a man.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by favour32(m): 5:21am On Jun 19, 2020
Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon grin grin
Na still the same thing
The guy think say to die na hours.
Abi morning holy
Afternoon holy too.
Night na be demonic.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by TruthinAction: 5:45am On Jun 19, 2020
DenreleDave:
Sometimes back, naso I arrange appointment with a lady.. Naso the lady come, entertained her, she carry her smoke. Naso Night reach as we don do do finish, we kon sleep. Trust mi, I cud not sleep overnight. Yes I could not sleep.

Why? I have always read bad news on nairaland about someone dying in another person place and it always ring in my mind.. Funny enough, the girl was not feeling fine and she never told me...

I was almost awake through out the night checking if she is breathing, anytime I suspect she isn't breathing, I tap her and she moves her body... I was even regretting why I had to let her sleep overnight sef but don't blame me, she came in the evening...

Guys, if you get any arrangement with a babe, Pls let her come in the morning and leave that same day, probably evening.. The enjoyment una wan enjoy for night can be enjoyed from morning to evening.. Don't let any lady sleep over.

Disadvantages:

1. She may be possesed (medium risk)

2. She may die in your care (very high risk). Imagine a young guy like you with a bright future going to jail for something u don't know about....

3. You yourself may die.. Hence endangering the lady's life. ...

I remember going to Lagos high Court for affidavit and I saw prisoners about to be judged coming down from the prison bus, mehnn. I knew some of them are accused of what they are not guilty for.... I pray that none of us will be unfortunate ooo

Nigeria is already messed up.. Notin like doing a forensic autopsy to ascertain the true cause of the death...

Advantages of avoiding sleeping over :

1. Peace of mind, even if she wan die overnight, she go go die for her place but pray she wunt die after leaving ur place for home

2. Any style u wan do in the midnight can be done in the day time

3. Her moaning wunt disturb the neighbors cox them go dey busy

Be wise.. Don't ever invite a lady over, any sex u Wana enjoy overnight can be enjoyed during the day..

https://www.nairaland.com/5931024/ekiti-state-student-dies-boyfriends

Give your life to Christ and get married. The pleasures of this world will fade away and you will end up in the pit of hell if you are not saved.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by melviniyke2002(m): 5:58am On Jun 19, 2020
EzzyCarter:
The main prayer is may we not jam agbako grin . No matter how careful one is, na God fit save person. Imagine bringing her over in the afternoon and something happens to her. Although OP definitely has a point. Bringing a girl to pass the night in times like these is high risk wink asides the whole girl dying scenario, consider your own safety as well.

Had this experience with a lady. We weren't dating but we used to hang out and feck each other's brains out. So she came to sleep over that night (her first time). We kept chatting and stuff and aunty kept asking me when I'd sleep. Lmao. As a real gee, I never sleep with my two eyes closed. She later slept off and then I did too. Woke up by midnight to see her bending over me in bed checking to see if I was still sleeping. So I pretended I was still sleeping. (I even gave her fake snore) grin . She stood up and tip-toed to where her bag was. She took out a razor blade and a small paper and came over to the bed. She softly grabbed a few strands of my hair, trying to cut it with the blade. Twas then I held her hand and I shoved her and rose up then she started begging and all. She said she was pranking me. What kinda prank is that? angryThe rest is history sha.
I cant imagine what would av happened if she had succeeded in stealing my hair tho... be careful out there guys. Not every lady you see is an angel sad . God save us all..
prank kill her der.....
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by UDOKABESTLUV(m): 6:07am On Jun 19, 2020
DenreleDave:


Smash with utmost care grin

God forgive me God forgive me God forgive me

I remember finger**g the same lady and she was shaking and I stopped F-ing her but she was still shaking like sumone unconscious.. I never knew she was having orgasm...

She was doing as if she was epileptic, though no spit but her eyes were sumaw, her body was folded...

Damn guys, I was scared to death... I was tapping her but she wunt come back to normal, still folding herself.... Until after 2 mins or so, she came back to normal...

Guys, I was confused... For this night.. Wetin I wan do, who I wan call??

Chai... Be careful guys...



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Nawa o
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by JiffyLou(m): 6:25am On Jun 19, 2020
Seun!!! I think there is a problem with this forum. Stupid BS post are going into the front page.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by abucaleb55: 6:26am On Jun 19, 2020
shocked hmmmmmmmmm
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Harunabisanti(m): 6:30am On Jun 19, 2020
You are committing sins, be warned. Go and Marry
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by tunize(m): 6:31am On Jun 19, 2020
o.p funny nor be small hehehehhee if she's destined to die in your house weda night or day it will jst happen. n just God grace, while giving her that style and she suddenly start shaking like she is enjoying it mean while she dey collapse what will u do?
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Harunabisanti(m): 6:35am On Jun 19, 2020
Death comes anytime. Be godly.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by stonecoldcafe: 6:38am On Jun 19, 2020
DenreleDave:
Sometimes back, naso I arrange appointment with a lady.. Naso the lady come, entertained her, she carry her smoke. Naso Night reach as we don do do finish, we kon sleep. Trust mi, I cud not sleep overnight. Yes I could not sleep.

https://www.nairaland.com/5931024/ekiti-state-student-dies-boyfriends

This does not really add up. Someone can sleep with her boyfriend and still die in the morning. Shebi you know. know be only night person dey die...
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 6:39am On Jun 19, 2020
stonecoldcafe:


This does not really add up. Someone can sleep with her boyfriend and still die in the morning. Shebi you know. know be only night person dey die...

Dat time emergency still better pass night...


U can still run helter skelter for day if u notice sumtin bad


But for night, only for u to wake up in the morning and she didn't wake... Then it is more unfavorable
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by cloud(m): 6:42am On Jun 19, 2020
DenreleDave:
Sometimes back, naso I arrange appointment with a lady.. Naso the lady come, entertained her, she carry her smoke. Naso Night reach as we don do do finish, we kon sleep. Trust mi, I cud not sleep overnight. Yes I could not sleep.

Why? I have always read bad news on nairaland about someone dying in another person place and it always ring in my mind.. Funny enough, the girl was not feeling fine and she never told me...

I was almost awake through out the night checking if she is breathing, anytime I suspect she isn't breathing, I tap her and she moves her body... I was even regretting why I had to let her sleep overnight sef but don't blame me, she came in the evening...

Guys, if you get any arrangement with a babe, Pls let her come in the morning and leave that same day, probably evening.. The enjoyment una wan enjoy for night can be enjoyed from morning to evening.. Don't let any lady sleep over.

Disadvantages:

1. She may be possesed (medium risk)

2. She may die in your care (very high risk). Imagine a young guy like you with a bright future going to jail for something u don't know about....

3. You yourself may die.. Hence endangering the lady's life. ...

I remember going to Lagos high Court for affidavit and I saw prisoners about to be judged coming down from the prison bus, mehnn. I knew some of them are accused of what they are not guilty for.... I pray that none of us will be unfortunate ooo

Nigeria is already messed up.. Notin like doing a forensic autopsy to ascertain the true cause of the death...

Advantages of avoiding sleeping over :

1. Peace of mind, even if she wan die overnight, she go go die for her place but pray she wunt die after leaving ur place for home

2. Any style u wan do in the midnight can be done in the day time

3. Her moaning wunt disturb the neighbors cox them go dey busy

Be wise.. Don't ever invite a lady over, any sex u Wana enjoy overnight can be enjoyed during the day..

https://www.nairaland.com/5931024/ekiti-state-student-dies-boyfriends

But it states female on your moniker. Gradually the truth will prevail mr man
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 6:43am On Jun 19, 2020
cloud:


But it states female on your moniker. Gradually the truth will prevail mr man

grin
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Makanaki127: 6:44am On Jun 19, 2020
EzzyCarter:
The main prayer is may we not jam agbako grin . No matter how careful one is, na God fit save person. Imagine bringing her over in the afternoon and something happens to her. Although OP definitely has a point. Bringing a girl to pass the night in times like these is high risk wink asides the whole girl dying scenario, consider your own safety as well.

Had this experience with a lady. We weren't dating but we used to hang out and feck each other's brains out. So she came to sleep over that night (her first time). We kept chatting and stuff and aunty kept asking me when I'd sleep. Lmao. As a real gee, I never sleep with my two eyes closed. She later slept off and then I did too. Woke up by midnight to see her bending over me in bed checking to see if I was still sleeping. So I pretended I was still sleeping. (I even gave her fake snore) grin . She stood up and tip-toed to where her bag was. She took out a razor blade and a small paper and came over to the bed. She softly grabbed a few strands of my hair, trying to cut it with the blade. Twas then I held her hand and I shoved her and rose up then she started begging and all. She said she was pranking me. What kinda prank is that? angryThe rest is history sha.
I cant imagine what would av happened if she had succeeded in stealing my hair tho... be careful out there guys. Not every lady you see is an angel sad . God save us all..
She wan be use u for money ritual u done get luck oh
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by tunize(m): 6:49am On Jun 19, 2020
ashewoboy:
just because you want to fokosobo you would now let her sleep till the next day in your house.

what is inside pvssy that makes men chase pvssy a lot?
ask Naira marley e use am sing.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 6:53am On Jun 19, 2020
grin grin
fati2001:

what kind of question is this?
grin
fati2001:

what kind of question is this?
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DigitB: 7:02am On Jun 19, 2020
I said it that Seun engaged mumu mods of recent.

How on earth did this trash make fp?

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by emusmithyy(m): 7:07am On Jun 19, 2020
EzzyCarter:
The main prayer is may we not jam agbako grin . No matter how careful one is, na God fit save person. Imagine bringing her over in the afternoon and something happens to her. Although OP definitely has a point. Bringing a girl to pass the night in times like these is high risk wink asides the whole girl dying scenario, consider your own safety as well.

Had this experience with a lady. We weren't dating but we used to hang out and feck each other's brains out. So she came to sleep over that night (her first time). We kept chatting and stuff and aunty kept asking me when I'd sleep. Lmao. As a real gee, I never sleep with my two eyes closed. She later slept off and then I did too. Woke up by midnight to see her bending over me in bed checking to see if I was still sleeping. So I pretended I was still sleeping. (I even gave her fake snore) grin . She stood up and tip-toed to where her bag was. She took out a razor blade and a small paper and came over to the bed. She softly grabbed a few strands of my hair, trying to cut it with the blade. Twas then I held her hand and I shoved her and rose up then she started begging and all. She said she was pranking me. What kinda prank is that? angryThe rest is history sha.
I cant imagine what would av happened if she had succeeded in stealing my hair tho... be careful out there guys. Not every lady you see is an angel sad . God save us all..

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