seankafor:
swish na same person as elruditor?

Why una never track elruditor wey dey owe Una money

Skimpledawg:

It gladdens my heart to see you type this way. How it sweetens my soul.


Oh, how I loved it seeing eph12 lament like the descendants of Jeremiah after you drew your last game by the rivers of Hampton when he remembered you are still 5th after 18 games unbeaten.

Those peppery tears, a delight to me.

Before you go, just like I advised the Jebusite Sinizia, make sure you top us this season end or else we storm and desecrate what is left of your thread.

Skimpledawg:
Make una help me find Swissh and Eruditor na.


My 36k

seankafor:
please can yall spare some minutes and tell this boy am not a gay please

He should stop stalking me.. otherwise I'll coordinate some boys that I'll drill that his gayass and turn it into a borehole in such a way that even diapers won't curtain the drips of stools that I'll be coming out of his butthole..

I don talk my own now..

Skimpledawg:
Make una help me find Swissh and Eruditor na.


My 36k

Skimpledawg:
Make una help me find Swissh and Eruditor na.


My 36k

Skimpledawg:
Make una help me find Swis.sh and Erudit or na.


My 36k

airmark:


Have you contacted raumdeuter? Jokes apart, i trust Dayo, he will help you contact him or even pay for him.

Ibime:



Each asset (a player's contract) is unique and therefore buying or selling prices are determined by what a buyer is willing to pay first and foremost, and is easily justifiable. Footballers are intangible assets and their value is determined by their age, contract length, buyout clause, desperation of the buying club etc, not to mention popularity of the player like social media following etc.

Juve can easily justify a fading 30 year Pjanic valuation of £60m by pointing at 29 year old Koulibalys valuation of £75m, or Kepas price of £72m. That's an easy one to justify sef. £60m may have even been the value of his buyout clause.

I cannot see any reason why any top-flight footballer will be sold for under £100m and anyone can advise them to restate the value. Auditors are accountants not football scouts and will lose credibility themselves trying to advise on what is not their area of expertise.

HewlettPackard:



Is this right?


raumdeuter, please help us reach out to Erudi.., at least let's be sure he's fine, every other thing can come after. And if you feel obliged to settle the debt for him, we will be grateful.

Ibime:


They are a regulator but cannot supercede IFRS standards, neither can they pressure an auditor if an auditor concludes that a transaction complies with IFRS. You cannot have one set of accounts for submission to Government and a different set of accounts for submission to UEFA. Your accounts for Government just need to pass FFP guidelines on the amount of losses you can declare over a period of years. How you make that target is not UEFAs call to dispute so long as auditors and Govt have accepted your accounts. If UEFA suspect fraud, they are welcome to alert Govt but Govt threshold is based in accounting rules of market value, not UEFAs view that Pjanic may have been overpriced for example. This is UEFAs problem - acting outside their jurisdiction with no real legal say over Revenue or Costs recognition in accounts.

I'll give you another example - City Football Group which encompasses various clubs around the globe from Man City to clubs in New York, Australia, Belgium, Uruguay and India. I can almost 100% guarantee that City Directors and managerial level salaries and other overheads will be split across all these clubs even though 95% of those workers time or other overheads will relate to Manchester City. What you then have is that Man City may only carry say 30% of the salary of a CFG Director who spends 95% of his time on Man City and apportion the rest to the other clubs in the group. This would just be another way of stripping out cost from Manchester City books to make them FFP compliant and putting those costs in other clubs where FFP is not an issue. Nothing UEFA will be able to do about that because that all complies with accounting rules.

nitrogen:


Interesting, I hope IFRS releases a standard for sports accounting. Stuffs around impairment of an asset (a player) or trying to figure out fair values of the players need to be addressed ASAP.

Meanwhile, I know precedent transactions also should help, especially in situations where clubs revalue their assets in order to declare unrealised profits. I believe the transfer market is very liquid, they just need to reduce the period, and ensure almost similar characteristics (such as age, current ranking, output from the player) vs reference assets and or transactions.

The sports industry is really massive, special accounting standards are needed. Of course, I know IFRS prefers general standards that are applicable to all industries, but then........

airmark:


Have you contacted raumdeuter? Jokes apart, i trust Dayo he will help you contact him or even pay for him.

sinizia:




This your grinning of teeth shall turn to flood of tears very soon. I bring thee the traumatic and gloomy tidings that you always refuse to listen to but always comes to fruition.

Hear me loud and clear, o ye Awon Shekpeteris and Shekpetewons, don't count your eggs before they hatch nor put the cart before the horse, for thus says OtemAtum, the most low, on the day where your delusions reaches its zenith of folly, I shall send it tumbling down like a pack of cards or the World Trade Center.

Prepare for doom and harrowing times, because you might dead it, run from it or even deny it, but the time of woes are nigh, and I'll be here with all lovers of parties like Nezzjnr, Lana1, Leyqute and Pastor Elrony, to lay siege on this useless thread and feast on what is left of its carcass. Thus says OtemAtum the cager of the Chelshit and old gods.


You'll learn the hard way. I'll have the last laugh mark my words. Even the Philistine NihiLLListjnr will see no gyms or salons to hide in. Hopefully Kante doesn't return till the end of the season and Jogginghoe takes the responsibility to man the DM ALONE for the rest of the season, or gets paired with the experienced Bakayoko.

HewlettPackard:



Baba, better enter site, 2k every day for 18days, your 36k don complete



Jokes Apart, I feel Eruditor is critically indisposed( I pray I'm wrong). I don't want to believe a fit Eruditor will abandon Nl because of #54k. Same goes for your swissh.

nitrogen:



Well, it depends. I know that central banks have guidelines for banks (re: Capital adequacy and risk management issues). Even though, accounting standards exist, regulators within sectors like banking, insurance, etc. still come up with guidelines which somehow shape financial reporting, and they typically fine sector players for going against the guidelines. Don't forget that the regulators also audit companies, with fines ditched out if there are issues.

Your example is quite interesting. City Football Group, I believe is more like a Private Equity firm, with a holding company structure. Most of the employees' costs should be incurred at the holding company level.

True that holding companies tend to get their subsidiaries or portfolio companies pay salaries of their employees......the flexibility from arrangements like this is huge. However, we've also seen arrangements where they just charge management fees to these subsidiaries and/or companies, which essentially cover their costs. In fact, that is exactly what happens these days, I believe.

OJURONGBE1:



He did actually
The first chance Giroud squandered.
We have been so prejudiced against Jorginho but nobody is saying anything about Kovacic.
Dude cannot score goals, he doesn't create , he's not a good tackler .What exactly is he good at ?

Skimpledawg:

Lmao.

Dayo has been dodging my mentions ever since this debt matter.

Be like na all man for em head

nathz45:
to us ghost readers, I was here 9 3 0 0

popizaino:



Aside scoring kovacic is actually good at every other thing you asked.I can't really explain his skill sets and how it's good for the team but He draws opponent to himself and runs at them to open up spaces and also help us in winning fouls.Giving kovacic the ball is like hiding the ball,no matter the intensity of the game you don't get nervous giving the ball to kovacic like jorginho.

OtemAtum:
Are you insecure about something? Why do you quote my name alongside unreasonable posts all the time? Pls I value my mentions o, abeg

timbros:
After the match yesterday...

OtemAtum:
Are you insecure about something? Why do you quote my name alongside unreasonable posts all the time? Pls I value my mentions o, abeg

PDPGuy:
Y’all in the UK, get ready for 10am World Cup matches in 2022
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/53419741

sinizia:


I'm sorry lord OtemAtum; the giver of lives, fatterner of cows and fertilizer of crops; forgive my indiscretions, o cager of the old gods.

Tonight, you shall dine with the creamiest of oloshos Naija has to offer. Consider it my burnt offerings to you.

donjazet:


The fact is that right now, jorginho is intensely scrutinized, so everyone is just waiting for him to make any mistake to call him out. Just look at here yesterday, everybody will call him out the few times he lost the ball but nobody at all commended him the moments he passed the ball beautifully with his diagonal and long passes, moreso, other midfielders seem to have been spared the backlash whenever they also lost the ball. Kovacic also lost the ball numerously but not one word. RLC was invisible and ineffective for most part of the game but not one word, this is because they are not under the microscope the way jorginho is right now so that bias is bound to be there.

As for jorginho's weaknesses, I still point out that it is normal for many midfielders to have Certain deficiencies especially a regista, that's why their partners really need to be someone with high energy and stamina to cover for them. Look at a fine central midfielder like pogba, for long he has found it difficult to have a good partner and function effectively until Bruno came along.

Listen, griffon I'm not making a case for jorginho to be a steady fixture in our line up. At the end of the day, a midfield pairing of kante kovacic and Barkley or mount might be a good pairing with very fast direct football, I'm just pointing out that jorginho in a possession system like Barça or Mancity's will be deadly because that is what suits his attributes best and a part of me do wishes Chelsea could learn to play possession football.