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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:17pm On Aug 12, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Anyways

You take the nine toothpicks and write ten
Because you draw nine lines to write

TEN
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:19pm On Aug 12, 2020
Ayanfe29:








My apologies


Awww you are now making me feel bad now undecided embarassed all is forgiven don't worry wink
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 10:11pm On Aug 12, 2020
Ayanfe29:








My apologies

Ghen ghen.... U don see person wey pass you

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:22pm On Aug 12, 2020
Friendlo:


What do you mean?
She's only joking, you should read the name of the thread again biko. It's a jokes thread FCOL! Please I don't like squabbles on my thread angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:24pm On Aug 12, 2020
BankyGee:

She's only joking, you should read the name of the thread again biko. It's a jokes thread FCOL! Please I don't like squabbles on my thread angry

Sorry mi amor cry embarassed

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:26pm On Aug 12, 2020
Ayanfe I didn't really mean it jokes only I promise

First mistake and last

Cc Bankygee and Ayanfe29 embarassed
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:27pm On Aug 12, 2020
Hope I'm forgiven embarassed

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:30pm On Aug 12, 2020
Friendlo:
Ayanfe I didn't really mean it jokes only I promise

First mistake and last

Cc Bankygee and Ayanfe29 embarassed
Friendlo:


Sorry mi amor cry embarassed
De nada, no hay problema... Let's just keep the thread peaceful and merry as a grig as it had been cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:31pm On Aug 12, 2020
BankyGee:


De nada, no hay problema... Let's just keep the thread peaceful and merry as a gig as it had been cool

Gracias smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:32pm On Aug 12, 2020
Ayanfe hope we're cool too? embarassed

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:34pm On Aug 12, 2020
Friendlo:
Hope I'm forgiven embarassed
Ahn ahn... You seff grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:50pm On Aug 12, 2020
BankyGee:

Ahn ahn... You seff grin

grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 7:45am On Aug 13, 2020
BankyGee:

Ahn ahn... You seff grin



She don see person wey pass am nahim make she no reply

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:29am On Aug 13, 2020
jerrykk:



She don see person wey pass am nahim make she no reply
Leave my Ayanfe alone na... This guy...

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 8:41am On Aug 13, 2020
;
BankyGee:

Leave my Ayanfe alone na... This guy...


[i][/i](hands up)

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:43am On Aug 13, 2020
Ayanfe29:



I am!

I've allowed you enjoy my seat small please kindly get up smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:46am On Aug 13, 2020
jerrykk:




She don see person wey pass am nahim make she no reply

Guy grin grin no dey put fire here grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 9:48am On Aug 13, 2020
pu7pl3:


Guy grin grin no dey put fire here grin grin

Lolzzzz

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:52am On Aug 13, 2020
jerrykk:


Lolzzzz

Ayanfemi Boluwatife Oyimdamola Gift Peters fears no one but is also a lover of peace smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:07am On Aug 13, 2020
Laugh Out Loud
- People get bad mouth oh, how can someone say, "even if GLO na muslim, he no go FAST during Ramadan"? grin

- We don't know where Corona is taking us to oh! First it was nose mask, now, it is face screen guard, fellow humans, watch out for face casing and head pouch! Coming soon grin

- "The patient dog eats the fattest bone". You think you have patience? Me, I've waited for the fattest bone till I turned into the biggest bone! cheesy

- The heat in my area is so bad that if you wash a cloth, you just have to wear it for 5 seconds to dry it with your body heat! shocked

- When two ladies are having an argument and are about to fight, the first one to say, "Am I your mate?" is the powerless one. Take note! cool

- "Satan don for gutter match am match am" sweet to sing, but if you see Satan inside gutter real life you fit match am?

- Do you know? SARS na Yahoo boys wey no pick, dem con vex dey pick Yahoo boys! angry


TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:13am On Aug 13, 2020
pu7pl3:


Ayanfemi Boluwatife Oyimdamola Gift Peters fears no one but is also a lover of peace smiley
Gbam! Buh guy, where you dig all these names from?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:40am On Aug 13, 2020
Friendlo:



Awww you are now making me feel bad now undecided embarassed all is forgiven don't worry wink

Friendlo:
Hope I'm forgiven embarassed

No issues dear

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:44am On Aug 13, 2020
jerrykk:


Ghen ghen.... U don see person wey pass you

Lol....my BankyGee has dealt with you already, so enjoy tongue

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:45am On Aug 13, 2020
pu7pl3:


I've allowed you enjoy my seat small please kindly get up smiley

I can only shift, I won't stand angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:46am On Aug 13, 2020
pu7pl3:


Ayanfemi Boluwatife Oyimdamola Gift Peters fears no one but is also a lover of peace smiley


BankyGee, come and see this your friend o. He has successfully rechristened me cry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:57am On Aug 13, 2020
Ayanfe29:




No issues dear

cheesy cheesy thanks

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 4:50pm On Aug 13, 2020
BankyGee:

Gbam! Buh guy, where you dig all these names from?

Lmao grin grin e shock you?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 4:51pm On Aug 13, 2020
Ayanfe29:



BankyGee, come and see this your friend o. He has successfully rechristened me cry

I'm glad it was successful grin grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:51pm On Aug 13, 2020
pu7pl3:


I'm glad it was successful grin grin

BankyGee will stage a protest! I trust him. Just watch and see.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:22pm On Aug 13, 2020
pu7pl3:

Lmao grin grin e shock you?
E shock me bros, maka no lie... The names fit wella sha cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:27pm On Aug 13, 2020
Ayanfe29:



BankyGee, come and see this your friend o. He has successfully rechristened me cry
Queen don't cry na, the names make sense na... pu7pl3 studied Name Formation dah year, he can't give you yeye names smiley
Ayanfe29:


BankyGee will stage a protest! I trust him. Just watch and see.
Aah! No need for protest oh! pu7pl3 is a nice friend smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:37pm On Aug 13, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- By using the 9 toothpicks to write TEN

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
jerrykk!
Ayanfe29!
Friendlo!
*Claps, cheers*

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