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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:19pm On Aug 19, 2020
BankyGee:

Better, you know I hate shalayes

Trust me to always be a good girl
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:20pm On Aug 19, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Love don't cost a thing

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:21pm On Aug 19, 2020
Zeemuthafuka:


Love, Time


Ayanfe the lover girl shouldn't fail this question

tongue tongue tongue
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 4:40pm On Aug 19, 2020
Ayanfe29:


I was just saying hello grin

Forget that matter..where you dey since? I kinda finna missed you o grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Bartork(m): 6:26pm On Aug 19, 2020
BankyGee


So na your bunk be this

I go gather people come

I don follow you come

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:59pm On Aug 19, 2020
Bartork:
BankyGee

So na your bunk be this
I go gather people come
I don follow you come
Na mah bunk be this, bro... Welcome to my proud abode cool

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:21pm On Aug 19, 2020
Zeemuthafuka:


Forget that matter..where you dey since? I kinda finna missed you o grin
Bro let the miss not pass normal level, I just bought a new gun and I dont miss. My Ayanfe29 knows.

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:47pm On Aug 19, 2020
Answer(s) to Riddle
- Love
- Friendship

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Friendlo!
PrincessB1!
Zeemuthafuka!
jerrykk!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:36pm On Aug 19, 2020
Zeemuthafuka:


Forget that matter..where you dey since? I kinda finna missed you o grin

You can't miss me o! If you do, I don't know what will happen next o

BankyGee:

Bro let the miss not pass normal level, I just bought a new gun and I dont miss. My Ayanfe29 knows.

Tor, tell am make hin hear o but hon, the person that deserves it hasn't been served yet
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:00pm On Aug 19, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
When liquid splashes me, none seeps through.
When I am moved a lot, liquid I spew.
When I am hit, color I change.
And color, I come in quite a range.
What I cover is very complex, and I am very easy to flex.

What am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 9:04pm On Aug 19, 2020
The skin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:06pm On Aug 19, 2020
Ayanfe29:


You can't miss me o! If you do, I don't know what will happen next o
Baby calm down, I've told 'im smiley

Tor, tell am make hin hear o but hon, the person that deserves it hasn't been served yet
And who could that person be? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 9:25pm On Aug 19, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


The skin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 10:07pm On Aug 19, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Skin?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 10:09pm On Aug 19, 2020
Soo all these threats cos I said I "kinda missed" someone cry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:54am On Aug 20, 2020
Zeemuthafuka:
Soo all these threats cos I said I "kinda missed" someone cry
They're just a few precautions bruh, nothing more wink

And where is my other bro bro?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 8:56am On Aug 20, 2020
BankyGee:

They're just a few precautions bruh, nothing more wink

So you dey fear me

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 8:57am On Aug 20, 2020
BankyGee:



And where is my other bro bro?

He was angry at himself for letting people share his throne...went to get more inspired to win
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Mabella2550(f): 8:59am On Aug 20, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
The Skin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:02am On Aug 20, 2020
Zeemuthafuka:

So you dey fear me
Somehow embarassed ... I trust pu7pl3 more than you grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:05am On Aug 20, 2020
Zeemuthafuka:


He was angry at himself for letting people share his throne...went to get more inspired to win
Oh... Wow shocked Good one, I trust am nah, when he show face ehn, hmmm...
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:16am On Aug 20, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

The skin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:17am On Aug 20, 2020
BankyGee:

Baby calm down, I've told 'im smiley


And who could that person be? undecided

One Pu7pl3 like that... I hope he won't even resume from his sabbatical leave

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:17am On Aug 20, 2020
Zeemuthafuka:
Soo all these threats cos I said I "kinda missed" someone cry

You never see anything

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:19am On Aug 20, 2020
Zeemuthafuka:


He was angry at himself for letting people share his throne...went to get more inspired to win

He ain't coming back no more
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:20am On Aug 20, 2020
BankyGee:

Somehow embarassed ... I trust pu7pl3 more than you grin

They are the same undecided

I'm glad their third brother is long gone
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:21am On Aug 20, 2020
Ayanfe29:


One Pu7pl3 like that... I hope he won't even resume from his sabbatical leave
Aah, let him resume o, na my bro be that o
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 2:18pm On Aug 20, 2020
BankyGee:

Somehow embarassed ... I trust pu7pl3 more than you grin

lol grin grin Pu7pl3 na OG o...no reason am
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 2:21pm On Aug 20, 2020
Ayanfe29:


You never see anything

show me
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:25pm On Aug 20, 2020
Zeemuthafuka:

lol grin grin Pu7pl3 na OG o...no reason am
The devil you know is better than the angel you nn know grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:25pm On Aug 20, 2020
BankyGee:

Aah, let him resume o, na my bro be that o

Your wish is my command cry

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