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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by AFvckingAlpha(m): 2:48am On Aug 23, 2020
The fvck

Niggarr!!

This thread is fun.Had to jump from Page 7 to 155 abeg. But I dey go back go continue.

Bankygee you dey try. You be gee!

I owe you one joint anyday anytime everyday twice on weekdays.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:22am On Aug 23, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Jam

Tell your friend to choose one answer or else!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:39pm On Aug 23, 2020
Laugh Out Loud
- Nigerian lecturers will be like, "Lecture is by 6am".
Then by 2pm, they will call the course rep that the lecture has been postponed! shocked
- You call yourself slay queen and still run upandan from cockroaches.
*Why can't you slay them?* grin
- Since the day I mistakenly recharged my phone with the last N5000 in my account instead of N500, I've been using toothpick to count the zeros before making any transactions grin
- Guys seff
"Oboy I wan sell this phone N10k, e no get any problem only say you go repair the screen and callibrator N5k"
*Abeg no be problem be that?* cheesy
- That awkward moment when you're watching a movie with your parents and they start to kiss, touch and do in the movie! Chai! You go con dey sweat like say na you dey do the thing grin
- The similarity between girls' legs and automated doors is that they both open automatically
The only difference is that while the doors require KEY cards to open, the legs require RECHARGE cards! lipsrsealed
#NotMyHandwritingO

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:42pm On Aug 23, 2020
AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck

Niggarr!!

This thread is fun.Had to jump from Page 7 to 155 abeg. But I dey go back go continue.
Ehen, go continue make you no miss better o grin
Bankygee you dey try. You be gee!

Thanks nigarrr cool
I owe you one joint anyday anytime everyday twice on weekdays.

No wahala, welcome to our proud abode grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:45pm On Aug 23, 2020
Ayanfe29:

Jam
Tell your friend to choose one answer or else!
Love, today is Sunday nah, I can't fit fight kiss
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 6:45pm On Aug 23, 2020
Jam

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:50pm On Aug 23, 2020
BankyGee:

Love, today is Sunday nah, I can't fit fight kiss


Alright, I surrender

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:33pm On Aug 23, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Jam


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29! (mi queen kiss )
PrincessB1!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:36pm On Aug 23, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:10pm On Aug 23, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

FOX

Explanation:- cut if 1 head F and you are left with OX which is stronger than a FOX
Cut off 2 heads FO and you are left with X which is Roman numeral for ten(10)

Disclaimer:- Nobody should copy this answer angry angry angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:10am On Aug 24, 2020
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Jam


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29! (mi queen kiss )
PrincessB1!

*Claps, cheers*

kiss kiss kiss

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:11am On Aug 24, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Fox

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:12am On Aug 24, 2020
pu7pl3:


FOX

Explanation:- cut if 1 head F and you are left with OX which is stronger than a FOX
Cut off 2 heads FO and you are left with X which is Roman numeral for ten(10)

Disclaimer:- Nobody should copy this answer angry angry angry

undecided

Who is copying this wan sef?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:49pm On Aug 24, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Fox
For explanation, check pu7pl3's post



Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3! (Standing, rigid & immovable champ cool)
Ayanfe29!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:51pm On Aug 24, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:57pm On Aug 24, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

By standing back to back

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 8:03pm On Aug 24, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

by standing back to back

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:28pm On Aug 24, 2020
By standing back to back

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:47pm On Aug 25, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- By standing back to back


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
Zeemuthafuka!
Friendlo!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:49pm On Aug 25, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:19pm On Aug 25, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Funeral

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:20pm On Aug 25, 2020
Funeral

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Bartork(m): 9:04pm On Aug 25, 2020
They have said my mind

Send a new riddle it my turn to win

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 11:13pm On Aug 25, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Funkillah angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:18pm On Aug 26, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Funeral


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
Friendlo!

*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:21pm On Aug 26, 2020
Zeemuthafuka:

Funkillah angry
Is that even a word?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:25pm On Aug 26, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 9:01pm On Aug 26, 2020
BankyGee:

Is that even a word?

I go comot ya teeth just now angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Zeemuthafuka: 9:02pm On Aug 26, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

A pillow

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:06pm On Aug 26, 2020
BankyGee:

Is that even a word?

Does he even knows anything? I don't know why he's still the thread's champion!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:06pm On Aug 26, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Pillow

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:10pm On Aug 26, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Does he even knows anything? I don't know why he's still the thread's champion!
Baby, breathe. I think there's a mix up. pu7pl3 is the champion, this guy is his twin brother

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