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AneedAttention:
3zero8
Firstbank.


Thanks so much Oga Plead.

Remove the account number.
I had second thoughts about this because of privacy reasons.

Don't you prefer airtime instead? What line do you use?

Plead:


Remove the account number.
I had second thoughts about this because of privacy reasons.

Don't you prefer airtime instead? What line do you use?

But quoted the details already .
Sorry sir but airtimeis the least of my problem, what to eat is.

AneedAttention:

But quoted the details already .
Sorry sir but airtimeis the least of my problem, what to eat is.

I'm sorry, I can't help you.

4 years ago when I was still active on the romance section I sent money to someone and when we had some disagreements later on he posted my real name on nairaland. You know how nairalanders self acclaimed Fbi are, they searched for my pics and other personal details and posted them everywhere.

I'm a very private individual so I didn't like what happened. I limited my interaction with nairalanders outside this forum and also deactivated the account sometime later

AneedAttention:

But quoted the details already .
Sorry sir but airtimeis the least of my problem, what to eat is.

DM me your account details.
20k for you.
Forget this hungry lowlife, he's got nothing to offer you.
He depends on his mum to make a living.
I await your message.
Till then.

Plead:


I'm sorry, I can't help you.

4 years ago when I was still active on the romance section I sent money to someone and when we had some disagreements later on he posted my real name on nairaland. You know how nairalanders self acclaimed Fbi are, they searched for my pics and other personal details and posted them everywhere.

I'm a very private individual so I didn't like what happened. I limited my interaction with nairalanders outside this forum and also deactivated the account sometime later

They helped me on that thread and their privacy wasn't breached.
We know una.
Wannabeeessss.

Egoat:

They helped me on that thread and their privacy wasn't breached.
We know una.
Wannabeeessss.

Ignore my nigga EG.

Collegenews:

Ignore my nigga EG.

Yes boss.

Egoat:

They helped me on that thread and their privacy wasn't breached.
We know una.
Wannabeeessss.

Like I said earlier, I can only help him with airtime of same amount he asked for.
If he doesn't need airtime then I can't help him.
It's either he collects the airtime and sell it to get whatever he wants or forget about my offer.

Collegenews:

DM me your account details.
20k for you.
Forget this hungry lowlife, he's got nothing to offer you.
He depends on his mum to make a living.
I await your message.
Till then.

I am beginning to understand your Principle Oga CN.
They should invest their opinion.
Or offer those who plead for it.
An hungry man can't give you investment tips.

Quoting your diary.

Egoat:

I am beginning to understand your Principle Oga CN.
They should invest their opinion.
Or offer those who plead for it.
An hungry man can't give you investment tips.

Quoting your diary.

Leave plenty talks for poor men, na them need am pass.
I am outta here.

Collegenews:

Leave plenty talks for poor men, na them need am pass.
I am outta here.

Na so boss.
Respect.

A rich man wouldn't even have time to be chasing women on nairaland. Real rich folks don't seek online validation like you and your ilks and they aren't deprived of attention offline to the extent of chasing it online.

Outta here! Let clowns continue fooling themselves!

Coming from someone who spends his entire life on NL jumping from thread to thread forming what he is not.
I plead for mercy.

Where is Aneedattention sef? Mr Dangote don use you shine for that thread. Carry you come here come yan okpata.
Better return to that thread and let everyone know he only wasted your data and everything na mouth.
I plead for Mercy.

Your boss registered on 31st March of this year and he has 950+ posts

You registered around may and you already have 440+ posts and you're accusing someone of spending his entire time on nairaland, the irony lmao. The maximum number of threads I comment on per day aren't upto 4.

Sometimes I don't even visit nairaland in a whole week, can't say the same about you and your boss who thrives on online validation and attention.

Bruv, you should use this energy you're wasting here to pray more so that you can get more crumbs from more helpers to enable you expand your shop, get married and have kids.

Final response.

You registered October last year and you don use 1 month already, do the maths. by next month you go don use 1 year running from thread to thread as usual.
Our discussions no even pass Iaapmoo thread sef unlike you.
Besides despite the posts, CN can put all your entire lineage onmonthly allowance till death comes.
Awon audio millionaire, alphamales wannabe.
Plead with humility.

Plead:


I'm sorry, I can't help you.

4 years ago when I was still active on the romance section I sent money to someone and when we had some disagreements later on he posted my real name on nairaland. You know how nairalanders self acclaimed Fbi are, they searched for my pics and other personal details and posted them everywhere.

I'm a very private individual so I didn't like what happened. I limited my interaction with nairalanders outside this forum and also deactivated the account sometime later

You brought him here to feed him with stories.
Poor men and excuse be like 5 and 6.
Oh My!!
Please Collegenews, when he finally sends you his account details, please share the details with me.
I am adding additional 20k.

MZrapper:

You brought him here to feed him with stories.
Oh My!!
Please Collegenews, when he finally sends you his account details, please share the details with me.
I am adding additional 20k.

Obe lawo.
O ti set fun aneedattention.
Mama the mama.

Collegenews:

DM me your account details.
20k for you.
Forget this hungry lowlife, he's got nothing to offer you.
He depends on his mum to make a living.
I await your message.
Till then.

Sent sir.
May God bless you abundantly.
Amen.

MZrapper:



You brought him here to feed him with stories.
Poor men and excuse be like 5 and 6.
Oh My!!
Please Collegenews, when he finally sends you his account details, please share the details with me.
I am adding additional 20k.

Mzrapper? Thank you ma.
I sent you a mail too.

AneedAttention:

Mzrapper? Thank you ma.
I sent you a mail too.

Seen and replied.
And please when you receive the alert, don't go about disturbing our mentions with unnecessary quotes. We don't need it.
Save us the cheesy and plenty talks that always follow.
And don't ever come to IAAPMOO's thread to constitute nuisance anymore, it's an instruction, stay away forever. If you break it, we will place a curse on your generation.

MZrapper:

Seen and replied.
And please when you receive the alert, don't go about disturbing our mentions with unnecessary quotes. We don't need it.
Save us the cheesy and plenty talks that always follow.
And don't ever come to IAAPMOO's thread to constitute nuisance anymore, it's an instruction, stay away forever. If you break it, we will place a curse on your generation.

Kai Mama.

MZrapper:

Seen and replied.
And please when you receive the alert, don't go about disturbing our mentions with unnecessary quotes. We don't need it.
Save us the cheesy and plenty talks that always follow.
And don't ever come to IAAPMOO's thread to constitute nuisance anymore, it's an instruction, stay away forever. If you break it, we will place a curse on your generation.

good morning ma;how're you doing?

Heartlessbanker:
good morning ma;how're you doing?

I am outright well.

MZrapper:

I am outright well.

that's good to hear

MZrapper:

Seen and replied.
And please when you receive the alert, don't go about disturbing our mentions with unnecessary quotes. We don't need it.
Save us the cheesy and plenty talks that always follow.
And don't ever come to IAAPMOO's thread to constitute nuisance anymore, it's an instruction, stay away forever. If you break it, we will place a curse on your generation.

Thank you and God bless you and Collegenews.
I appreciate you two a lot.
I will follow your instructions.

I am really really grateful.

Plead:


I'm sorry, I can't help you.

4 years ago when I was still active on the romance section I sent money to someone and when we had some disagreements later on he posted my real name on nairaland. You know how nairalanders self acclaimed Fbi are, they searched for my pics and other personal details and posted them everywhere.

I'm a very private individual so I didn't like what happened. I limited my interaction with nairalanders outside this forum and also deactivated the account sometime later

Hi,good day. Please if this airtime offer is still available, I beg you to help me with it as am really in a tight corner.I can convert the airtime to cash.I await your response.

all those sharing money... please gimme small naaaw � please

Plead:


Like I said earlier, I can only help him with airtime of same amount he asked for.
If he doesn't need airtime then I can't help him.
It's either he collects the airtime and sell it to get whatever he wants or forget about my offer.

Plead please.

Unfortunate me