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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:41pm On Aug 13, 2020
BankyGee:

Queen don't cry na, the names make sense na... pu7pl3 studied Name Formation dah year, he can't give you yeye names smiley

Aah! No need for protest oh! pu7pl3 is a nice friend smiley

I'll trust you on this.

Well, I hope you're not trying to handover your rights to him. He's not a friend to be trusted o. If you know what he said to me on Sunday when you left us in the car to buy snacks, hmmmmmmmm, you wouldn't believe it!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:50pm On Aug 13, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
If there a fifteen crows on a fence and a hunter shoots a third of them, how many crows will be left? undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:55pm On Aug 13, 2020
Ayanfe29:


I'll trust you on this.

Well, I hope you're not trying to handover your rights to him.
Noo... Me and you 4eva ni oh! Hand over keh? When no be document grin
He's not a friend to be trusted o. If you know what he said to me on Sunday when you left us in the car to buy snacks, hmmmmmmmm, you wouldn't believe it!
Are you sure? I believe pu7pl3 wont do me rough, though he kolobi-ed my former babe when we were in Secondary school buh now I know my friend nah, he don change grin grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Whaley80th: 9:58pm On Aug 13, 2020
14 of them will be left

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 8:18am On Aug 14, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


None because the rest will fly away

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:49am On Aug 14, 2020
BankyGee:

E shock me bros, maka no lie... The names fit wella sha cool

You're welcome cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:51am On Aug 14, 2020
Ayanfe29:


I'll trust you on this.

Well, I hope you're not trying to handover your rights to him. He's not a friend to be trusted o. If you know what he said to me on Sunday when you left us in the car to buy snacks, hmmmmmmmm, you wouldn't believe it!
BankyGee:

Noo... Me and you 4eva ni oh! Hand over keh? When no be document grin

Are you sure? I believe pu7pl3 wont do me rough, though he kolobi-ed my former babe when we were in Secondary school buh now I know my friend nah, he don change grin grin

wtf grin grin both of Una dey ment

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:54am On Aug 14, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

None, the rest will fly away

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 1:08pm On Aug 14, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

None

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 1:09pm On Aug 14, 2020
BankyGee:

Noo... Me and you 4eva ni oh! Hand over keh? When no be document grin

Lolz

Are you sure? I believe pu7pl3 wont do me rough, though he kolobi-ed my former babe when we were in Secondary school buh now I know my friend nah, he don change grin grin

My dear, a leopard will never change its spots

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 1:09pm On Aug 14, 2020
pu7pl3:


wtf grin grin both of Una dey ment

Bhadt guy
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:41pm On Aug 14, 2020
Ayanfe29:

My dear, a leopard will never change its spots
What if the leopard doesn't have spot?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:47pm On Aug 14, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- None, the rest will fly away

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
jerrykk!
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:49pm On Aug 14, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:51pm On Aug 14, 2020
Whaley80th:
14 of them will be left
WRONG answer bro cool Welcome to the thread! Happy to have you here smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:53pm On Aug 14, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

None

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 11:06pm On Aug 14, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Still ten cause they are in a tank

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:48pm On Aug 14, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Still 10 of them unless the owner removes the dead fishes...

Fishes can't also drown and fishes in a tank can't "swim away"

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:48pm On Aug 14, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Bhadt guy

Eh maami cheesy cheesy anything for me?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 12:10am On Aug 15, 2020
BankyGee:

What if the leopard doesn't have spot?

Show me one without spots grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 12:11am On Aug 15, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Still 10, none can drown nor swim away because the tank is enclosed.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 12:12am On Aug 15, 2020
pu7pl3:


Eh maami cheesy cheesy anything for me?

Lemme ask my Oga at the top.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:53am On Aug 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Show me one without spots grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:54am On Aug 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Lemme ask my Oga at the top.

Na I want something from your own volition smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by loiusdthird(m): 7:50am On Aug 15, 2020
Fishes can drown ooo

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:01pm On Aug 15, 2020
loiusdthird:
Fishes can drown ooo
Wehdone bros, buh na your answer be that? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by KAPOVee: 4:59pm On Aug 15, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:18pm On Aug 15, 2020
Laugh Out Loud
- Who remembers this song, "This is super story, alafenstrafensoro"? undecided

- Do you know that it is "Oh singer sing on, praise the LORD, and not osingosingo, praise the LORD"?

- Real problem starts when pastor puts N3000 inside offering box and usher tell am say total money na N800 after service! shocked

- Have y'all noticed that Facebook reactions are arranged like a relationship from beginning to end? Check am grin

- People wicked oh! How will a bike man tell a fat woman that, "Madam two people na N250, if una no climb make una leave am!" grin

- This life no balance oh! NEPA carry police go cut light for another police station. Wtf! grin

- Kung Fu Panda dey flex for China that's why he fat, if to say na Nigerian Aboki raise am... grin


TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by loiusdthird(m): 7:02pm On Aug 15, 2020
BankyGee:

Wehdone bros, buh na your answer be that? undecided
any answer na answer na
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:39pm On Aug 15, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Still 10, see pu7pl3's post.

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
jerrykk!
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by kinkie(f): 9:40pm On Aug 15, 2020
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:54pm On Aug 15, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

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