Mine: We were notorious for terrorizing the neighborhood pressing door bells and running away. Me and a friend. It's kinda our job after school.

One day I met my Waterloo by pressing a dysfunctional one having its wires stuck out. It electrocuted me to my marrows and threw me to the other side of the road.

I no gree. I wait for Kunle make e return. As e land, I carry am go that same faulty bell. He was always my accomplice so he ought to share in the electrocution.

Short Kunle hands couldn't reach the bell. I volunteered to carry him on my shoulders. As he pressed the bell... in fact, wetin do me..my mouth no fit talk wetin do me that day.


Share yours. Keep the fun going young..

chatinent:
Mine: We were notorious for terrorizing the neighborhood pressing door bells and running away. Me and a friend. It's kinda our job after school.

One day I met my Waterloo by pressing a dysfunctional one having its wires stuck out. It electrocuted me to my marrows and threw me to the other side of the road.

I no gree. I wait for Kunle make e return. As e land, I carry am go that same faulty bell. He was always my accomplice so he ought to share in the electrocution.

Short Kunle hands couldn't reach the bell. I volunteered to carry him on my shoulders. As he pressed the bell... in fact, wetin do me..my mouth no fit talk wetin do me that day.


Share yours. Keep the fun going young..

U must talk wetin do u that very day before I go talk my own.

As a very young little girl,i was always going to the visitors room downstairs as early as 6am to peep through the window so I can get a clearer view of one uncle always bathing outside behind their building very early before going to work,i will be laughing uncontrollably inside the room until one day my mom secretly followed me to know why going to that room very early in the morning has become a routine for me and that was how I was busted.Unknown to me, the uncle had earlier reported me to my mom that whenever I see him anywhere,i always laugh at him and he has been wondering if there's anything awkward about him to warrant such,it was then my mom got the picture of everything and I was properly schooled and made to realize that it was a bad thing.

Zzor:
As a very young little girl,i was always going to the visitors room downstairs as early as 6am to peep through the window so I can get a clearer view of one uncle always bathing early outside behind their building before going to work,i will be laughing uncontrollably inside the room until one day my mom secretly followed me to know why going to that room very early in the morning has become a routine for me and that was how I was busted.Unknown to me, the uncle had earlier reported me to my mom that whenever I see him anywhere,i always laugh at him and he has been wondering if there's anything awkward about him to warrant such,it was then my mom got the picture of everything and I was properly schooled and made to realize that it was a bad thing.

So you like looking at his Johnny Walker?

ArewaOduduwaBia:

U must talk wetin do u that very day before I go talk my own.

Lol.

Baba, have you dipped your hands into a bucket of water on a boiling ring before?


That feeling.

The greatest lizard hunter and lizard surgeon.

Zzor:
As a very young little girl,i was always going to the visitors room downstairs as early as 6am to peep through the window so I can get a clearer view of one uncle always bathing outside behind their building very early before going to work,i will be laughing uncontrollably inside the room until one day my mom secretly followed me to know why going to that room very early in the morning has become a routine for me and that was how I was busted.Unknown to me, the uncle had earlier reported me to my mom that whenever I see him anywhere,i always laugh at him and he has been wondering if there's anything awkward about him to warrant such,it was then my mom got the picture of everything and I was properly schooled and made to realize that it was a bad thing.

Girl, just look into my eyes and tell me you really didn't know it was “bad thing.”

Why then was it done in secrecy?

Well, did your screaming after that event attract the neighbors or should we skip to part two?

chatinent:


Girl, just look into my eyes and tell me you really didn't know it was “bad thing.”

Why then was it done in secrecy?

Well, did your screaming after that event attract the neighbors or should we skip to part two?

it was just curiousity,i somehow knew it was bad because I always sneaked to peep at the uncle,it didn't attract anyone but my mom somehow caught me,i was very young and didn't know it was a big deal

Zzor:
it was just curiousity,i somehow knew it was bad because I always sneaked to peep at the uncle,it didn't attract anyone but my mom somehow caught me,i was very young and didn't know it was a big deal

Sounds so innocent. I believe you.

Zzor:
it was just curiousity,i somehow knew it was bad because I always sneaked to peep at the uncle,it didn't attract anyone but my mom somehow caught me,i was very young and didn't know it was a big deal

K

chatinent:


Sounds so innocent. I believe you.

You know nothing Snow

luminouz:


You know nothing Snow

Teach me all I don't know.

chatinent:


Teach me all I don't know.

Believing she is innocent is a fat lie

Start from there hommie.I just gave you a clue

An elder bro placed a bet of 50kobo for me to lick his anus.. I was young n innocent then, very young I really don't know how my mum found out.
I saw hell that day and the guy was warned seriously

luminouz:

Believing she is innocent is a fat lie
Start from there hommie.I just gave you a clue

The Swift do not always win the race.
Sometimes, just learn to respect people's views of things.

Drsnives:
An elder bro placed a bet of 50kobo for me to lick his anus.. I was young n innocent then, very young I really don't know how my mum found out.
I saw hell that day and the guy was warned seriously

Mehn. The setting looks like in the 80s. That bro must be damned.

chatinent:


The Swift do not always win the race.

Sometimes, just learn to respect people's views of things.

Lol...then I'm right when I say you know NOTHING!!!

Spread mat
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Zzor:
As a very young little girl,i was always going to the visitors room downstairs as early as 6am to peep through the window so I can get a clearer view of one uncle always bathing outside behind their building very early before going to work,i will be laughing uncontrollably inside the room until one day my mom secretly followed me to know why going to that room very early in the morning has become a routine for me and that was how I was busted.Unknown to me, the uncle had earlier reported me to my mom that whenever I see him anywhere,i always laugh at him and he has been wondering if there's anything awkward about him to warrant such,it was then my mom got the picture of everything and I was properly schooled and made to realize that it was a bad thing.

You were always looking at gbola

A long time ago, I was in the bathroom taking a bath. I had a knack for always leaving the bathroom door open. My elder sister who was standing by corridor closed the door. When I noticed she closed it, I opened it back. She closed it again. In my mind, I was like "what is wrong with this one"? "let me go and shout for her small". Walked to the corridor majestically like a highborn with lots of lather on my body only to see my childhood babe smiling sheepishly and standing next to my sister. No one told me to run back to the bathroom faster than flash and quicksilver; locked it and stayed there until I was told she had gone. My sis told me that the babe had been there with her for long in the shadows and she didn't know how to tell me and that was why she kept closing the door. How would I have known? The corridor was a little bit dark.
Maureen wherever you are, I want you to know that I haven't still forgiven you for seeing my precious tan ta

donbachi:
The greatest lizard hunter and lizard surgeon.

bro we show them pepper

If e enter front page, I go talk my own.
I dey come!

KidDarkness:
A long time ago, I was in the bathroom taking a bath. I had a knack for always leaving the bathroom door open. My elder sister who was standing by corridor closed the door. When I noticed she closed it, I opened it back. She closed it again. In my mind, I was like "what is wrong with this one"? "let me go and shout for her small". Walked to the corridor majestically like a highborn with lots of lather on my body only to see my childhood babe smiling sheepishly and standing next to my sister. No one told me to run back to the bathroom faster than flash and quicksilver; locked it and stayed there until I was told she had gone. My sis told me that the babe had been there with her for long in the shadows and she didn't know how to tell me and that was why she kept closing the door. How would I have known? The corridor was a little bit dark.
Maureen wherever you are, I want you to know that I haven't still forgiven you for seeing my precious tan ta

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There is this aunty that always call me her husband. Being the shy type, anytime she call me her husband, I will run away and she will be pursueing me, I will be crying while running. Later my mum was employed as a hostel porter in a university. I usually follow her to work as she resumes early before she will drop me to school. Anytime I followed her to the female hostel were she works, I will sneak out and will be peeping on university girls taking there bath. Omo I swear I enjoyed watching them seeing different type of pussy and breast, fair, dark chocolate, big, small, bushy etc and my small Johnny will rise as am watching them. God have mercy on me sha. But I swear it was fun.

prince2pac:
bro we show them pepper

hahahahaaaa!.my belle oo..bro,na u be our hunter/surgeon general.

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I once cut out newspaper letters to stick them to a paper and constructed a threatening letter out of it, saying we are always watching you to a neighbour. She was phillipines , she thought it was armed robbers and didnt sleep home for days. It was my junior brother that snitched me, when she was discussing it with my mother in the parlour and he overheard it. Funny thing is, i did it because of what I read in a book then "Agent Z". It was one of my crazy pranks. Or I will load the ceiling fans with shoes and object, so when they bring light and turn on the fan, everything will fall on the person. Good times.

Too old for pranks now

QuinieR:
You were always looking at gbola

lol,it was so funny to me back then

donbachi:
hahahahaaaa!.my belle oo..bro,na u be our hunter/surgeon general.

I and my nephew then, we rarely miss our target morning bro

luminouz:

Lol...then I'm right when I say you know NOTHING!!!

quit spreading your deep hatred for me everywhere,you will hurt yourself

chatinent:


Mehn. The setting looks like in the 80s. That bro must be damned.

early 90s.. 94, 95 thereabout.

KidDarkness:
A long time ago, I was in the bathroom taking a bath. I had a knack for always leaving the bathroom door open. My elder sister who was standing by corridor closed the door. When I noticed she closed it, I opened it back. She closed it again. In my mind, I was like "what is wrong with this one"? "let me go and shout for her small". Walked to the corridor majestically like a highborn with lots of lather on my body only to see my childhood babe smiling sheepishly and standing next to my sister. No one told me to run back to the bathroom faster than flash and quicksilver; locked it and stayed there until I was told she had gone. My sis told me that the babe had been there with her for long in the shadows and she didn't know how to tell me and that was why she kept closing the door. How would I have known? The corridor was a little bit dark.
Maureen wherever you are, I want you to know that I haven't still forgiven you for seeing my precious tan ta

Lol. Kuku kee me