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Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by MacDodger: 1:11am On Oct 25, 2020
seanwilliam:
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Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Funkyswagzz(m): 1:13am On Oct 25, 2020
MacDodger:
WTF is needles angry

Lol it's a typo I meant noodles

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Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by duduade: 1:25am On Oct 25, 2020
Funkyswagzz:
I once traveled to oko polytechnic to see this girl I met on facebook. I dressed up really nice and sprayed the perfume i sell thru networking (Federico mahora). When I got there and met this girl in a fast food I got the shock of life. Omo if u see this babe gap teeth, the stuff is like hoe. I started asking myself how did I not see this in her pictures. It's like where two trailer jam each other they faced opposite direction. Mehn I was ashamed of myself. Its a bit late so I cudnt go back home I had to lodge. Bro this babe slept one side till I work up in the morning. I was nice to her so she won't feel bad. I left the hotel by 7 o'clock in the morning and deleted her number asap.

Looool

No kill me

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Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Ayodeji042: 1:41am On Oct 25, 2020
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u mean he should get behind u to do doggy style.
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Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Glamzwizard(m): 1:52am On Oct 25, 2020
that reminds of me 2015 lol,I was working as a cashier at shoprite then and there is this ravishing colleague of mine ,based on the sharp guy wey I think say I be ,na so I asked this babe out ,the following week on our off day jam,na so I take her go silverbird cinemas ,hoping as we dey watch movie ,I go comot arm rest dey press brezz ,omo hair like dis she no allow me touch,I even went to chicken republic to buy food for her and took it inside the movie hall (I sort dem) forming Lover boy, pay for hair and so many unaccounted funds wey I spend ,mehn my mouth dry ,na later I come discover say na one of our colleague dey chop her on a low,she go sleep over ,wash, cook and give d guy money .. I learnt the hard way sha while I was forming "sharp guy"

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Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Nobody: 3:02am On Oct 25, 2020
Escabado:


Calm down I may even marry you. Check your email I sent you private message
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Shortyy:

May God forgive you.
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Get behind me Satan. [/quote] cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Okoroawusa: 7:18am On Oct 25, 2020
Funkyswagzz:


This babe went to her place and made noodles and fried egg. Like she was nice and all. When I saw her it was a complete turn off bro. Dude theres no way I was gonna have sex with her.. alot of things was goin thru my head. Just imagine this babe came to visit me and my friends see her...

There was a girl eating all by herself while I was waiting for her and she's pretty. Like I felt so insecure when she came around. Bro it was such a horrible experience. It's been over a yr I've not asked a girl to come see me on FB. I use other platforms like badoo where I get matured girls. I have so many girls number and I don't know which one to call. Mehn that shit is so distracting. Had to shot it down so I can focus on my business.

Wow!...was she that bad?

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Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by motionarena: 7:24am On Oct 25, 2020
Pusssy-ass niggas on dis forum
Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by abumeinben(m): 8:15am On Oct 25, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:
To Slap you dey hungry me

Slap me too grin
Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by emperorsversion(m): 8:27am On Oct 25, 2020
mine was beleiving a girl when she told me "I swear with my life, I will always love you and not cheat on you" During these period I was brainwashed, my child hood guys became my enemies, she completely manipulated me into giving her all the attention and distracted me from coming to my senses.. At the end, I caught her cheating after repeated rumour with my co-tenant who happened to be a Yahoo guy... I literarily caught her giving the guy head game...

since then, I've changed my username to emperor'sversion.... I learnt the hard way.. Many innocent girls have suffered thus through this experience of mine.. Cos I never forget, it's still fresh in my memories...

look, read closely... You reading this now.. DO NOT PUT YOUR TRUST IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND, NOT EVEN YOUR WIFE..

It's called Risk Management!!

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Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Funkyswagzz(m): 8:54am On Oct 25, 2020
Okoroawusa:


Wow!...was she that bad?


I dunno if u don't mind looks but to me she was pretty bad
Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by IgiveFreebies: 8:55am On Oct 25, 2020
And so I spent all on this geh and since I was squatting with my prayer warrior senior sis in a strange town I even pay hotel join... But na my Dickson disappoint o, guyman refuse to stand.
Babe tried everything mbanu! Me self try no way! And babe been set eh get that Tools or Mercy Johnson shape.

I don't even know which pain me pass, the ponmo wey a no fit chop abi na all my spending and wooing skills I waste on the geh.
I booked another appointment with her but lost my phone the next day and I don't know where she lives. I went to the area she been direct me but I no even know whether the name she gave me was her real name.

Maybe na my prayerful sister who told me even that day that evil will avoid me even if I paid for it with my own money.
I took another young adamma to the same hotel and banged the living daylight outa her wet place.

Saw her some months later and I just no get feeling for her

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Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Okoroawusa: 9:06am On Oct 25, 2020
Funkyswagzz:


I dunno if u don't mind looks but to me she was pretty bad
Wow...

Bro, if I went through all that trouble to get to her school, take her out, take her to a hotel room,laid by her side all the night then the least I could have done was sleep with her n delete her number the next morning.
However experience has taught me that a woman's look has nothing to do with her sexual performance or experience. One of the most memorable sexual experiences I have had in life was with a girl I dare not be caught walking the street with.
Well it depends on your expectations before going to Oko Poly. Maybe you were looking for a wife.

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Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Funkyswagzz(m): 9:10am On Oct 25, 2020
Okoroawusa:

Wow...

Bro, if I went through all that trouble to get to her school, take her out, take her to a hotel room,laid by her side all the night then the least I could have done was sleep with her n delete her number the next morning.
However experience has taught me that a woman's look has nothing to do with her sexual performance or experience. One of the most memorable sexual experiences I have had in life was with a girl I dare not be caught walking the street with.
Well it depends on your expectations before going to Oko Poly. Maybe you were looking for a wife.

I was lookin to date her cos she has a great personality. Looks really matter to me

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Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Okoroawusa: 9:18am On Oct 25, 2020
Funkyswagzz:


I was lookin to date her cos she has a great personality. Looks really matter to me
Ok...if you say so
Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Escabado: 9:47am On Oct 25, 2020
Okoroawusa:

Wow...

Bro, if I went through all that trouble to get to her school, take her out, take her to a hotel room,laid by her side all the night then the least I could have done was sleep with her n delete her number the next morning.
However experience has taught me that a woman's look has nothing to do with her sexual performance or experience. One of the most memorable sexual experiences I have had in life was with a girl I dare not be caught walking the street with.
Well it depends on your expectations before going to Oko Poly. Maybe you were looking for a wife.


What was the styles and type of fvk she gave you that made it One of your most memorable sexual experiences
Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Okoroawusa: 10:14am On Oct 25, 2020
Escabado:



What was the styles and type of fvk she gave you that made it One of your most memorable sexual experiences
Hahahaha! You want details?
Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by MacDodger: 10:15am On Oct 25, 2020
Okoroawusa:

Hahahaha! You want details?
yes we plenty cheesy
Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Mandela27: 10:29am On Oct 25, 2020
Telling deep lies..damn!
Lieing just to cure konji that year.lols
Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Nobody: 10:30am On Oct 25, 2020
Fountainofyouth:



Sweet uppercut cheesy



when youths refuse to go to mountain,mountain will come for youths ... gud 2 know you still dey follow us share air

Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Fountainofyouth(f): 10:36am On Oct 25, 2020
MLTR:




when youths refuse to go to mountain,mountain will come for youths ... gud 2 know you still dey follow us share air

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Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by bigwig071(m): 10:44am On Oct 25, 2020
My own is more than too much
Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Osek(m): 10:44am On Oct 25, 2020
Funkyswagzz:
I once traveled to oko polytechnic to see this girl I met on facebook. I dressed up really nice and sprayed the perfume i sell thru networking (Federico mahora). When I got there and met this girl in a fast food I got the shock of life. Omo if u see this babe gap teeth, the stuff is like hoe. I started asking myself how did I not see this in her pictures. It's like where two trailer jam each other they faced opposite direction. Mehn I was ashamed of myself. Its a bit late so I cudnt go back home I had to lodge. Bro this babe slept one side till I work up in the morning. I was nice to her so she won't feel bad. I left the hotel by 7 o'clock in the morning and deleted her number asap.
Omo most girls on social media that appears beautiful on social media are mostly ugly on ground if u knw what I mean, I met one on social media we got to knw ourselves but on meeting her on ground I was quite disappointed, it was not what I expected

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Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by bigwig071(m): 10:45am On Oct 25, 2020
Wemen should fear women

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Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by bigwig071(m): 10:45am On Oct 25, 2020
I don't even know where to start e plenty ooo
Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by JIMMY1393: 10:49am On Oct 25, 2020
Funkyswagzz:
I once traveled to oko polytechnic to see this girl I met on facebook. I dressed up really nice and sprayed the perfume i sell thru networking (Federico mahora). When I got there and met this girl in a fast food I got the shock of life. Omo if u see this babe gap teeth, the stuff is like hoe. I started asking myself how did I not see this in her pictures. It's like where two trailer jam each other they faced opposite direction. Mehn I was ashamed of myself. Its a bit late so I cudnt go back home I had to lodge. Bro this babe slept one side till I work up in the morning. I was nice to her so she won't feel bad. I left the hotel by 7 o'clock in the morning and deleted her number asap.

So common gap tooth turned you off
Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Nobody: 10:54am On Oct 25, 2020
back in school days, there was a slay queen, me & my guyz consider trophy for whoever laid her, she has records of turning guyz down a lot esp. fellow students, since my friend won't stop talking about her n do nothing i made my move, surprisingly she never thot of me ask a student so after two dates she told me "i know you want sex buh on one condition i give her one of my phones" was using blackberry torch & iphone 2, she picked iphone 2, ope o! can't leave BB we had a deal n that was it grin grin considering how useless iphone was then i felt she be mumu buh today i realize i was the mvp mumu then grin grin #visionary

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Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Funkyswagzz(m): 10:58am On Oct 25, 2020
JIMMY1393:


So common gap tooth turned you off

Sorry to say buh that gap tooth was not common. Tbh I can't get use to it
Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Nobody: 11:00am On Oct 25, 2020
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whu slaps like that, more like foureplay undecided
Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by Premiumwriter: 11:12am On Oct 25, 2020
Bought her a wristwatch of 4k.
It could have gone down but my short temper cost me the night.
Re: What's The Highest mumu U have don to sleep With A Girl by smadav(m): 11:28am On Oct 25, 2020
my lack of patience have cost me a lot of pussy, I no fit pussue you pass one week, are you queen Elizabeth abi u carry gold down there.

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