• Because of the rise in the price of goods, sb just said he bought about four tomatoes for six hundred Naira. I just dey here dey watch the guy for mouth dey wonder how e dey lie.

• She told me she doesn't eat rice without fork, knife and spoon together only for her to misplace them while eating and resorted to using her hands to send the chicken to her stomach’s court of tribunal.

• His dad was a loud type always broadcasting every little thing they owned. Man said he bought PS3 for N700k. I could help but hate him immediately.

• She brags she's big and beautiful in school only for me to track her home to see the clay house they live in.

That wasn't a problem cos I wasn't rich either. The problem was she lied her parents were people she always come to help.

• Called her Shelly for a year as she told me was her name only to find out she had no English name. I felt betrayed. Couldn't start calling her Anurika.

• Back in school, after using the toilet and not flushing, I lied I never used it not even use it. I stood on my right that I have never used the toilet. What sold me out was my shoe print. I cried literally behind doors that day. Everyone was just going to see the yams I deposited and bi like “na dis fine boy shit this thing?”

..even my crush.

...even one girl I verily hated.

• My pal stole my food and lied even when I showed him a video I hid on him. He insisted it was photoshopped. I feared him that day. He even threatened to sue me for defamation of character.

Only me kuku just die the matter. E so shock me.

Pls share yours.

One dollar equal One naira. is the greatest lie I ever heard.

The one i am about to tell you now

Hezzyluv:
One dollar equal One naira. is the greatest lia

Please talk about the living.

My realities are bitter than my lies. Better believe my lies

ForestHill:
My realities are bitter than my lies. Better believe my lies

Tell me about them.

Whenever I buy something and someone ask for the price I always reduce it. If I got something for 10k when anyone ask I'll tell them 6k because I know my people they would always yab me

chatinent:


Tell me about them.

Interviews sounds like a confession, they are positive anyway; I don't ghost people, I do tell them in their faces that I don't want to see them. I'm disciplined and conscious of every indication I receive. I don't need to go in details.

Told a guy I'm a lesbian cos I don't want to date him.

Bros, d kin lies wey I don lie for this life no be here ooo.

I told him I wrote my maths test in the class not knowing I took it home,gave it to a mathematician to solve and I submitted tomorrow in our class teachers staffroom . I scored 10 out 10

I told him I wrote my maths test in the class not knowing I took it home,gave it to a mathematician to solve and I submitted tomorrow in our class teachers staffroom . I scored 10 out 10

Asked a girl how she lost her virgunity and she said She visited a guy. Then later on decided to use the loo. In the process of exiting the loo she slipped and fell on the guy already erected dick and that's how she lost her virginity

Soren4:
Asked a girl how she lost her virgunity and she said She visited a guy. Then later on decided to use the loo. In the process of exiting the loo she slipped and fell on the guy already erected dick and that's how she lost her virginity

����bastard

Fountainofyouth:
Told a guy I'm a lesbian cos I don't want to date him.

Baby.. that lie can boil yam.

back in sec skul...one Hausa dude name kazin adua once lied to all of us dt he is part of d relatives of the late President yar adua and we all believed bcoz his dad do come to pick and drop him in skul with a hilux..
we all de respect am die n de gv am royalty treatment.... remembered him asking for my feeding money for one month jus because he promised to tell his dad to allow me join them to their big mansion to see President..
still no kno why I no get sense n asked why d relative of a president is attending a poor public skul like us n his lies cast when them sack e papa for work bcoz na driver d man be...

An elder friend who I respected told a 19yr old me that he had secured a 500k design and print contract for me ( I had just started a small biz). He had me print samples, draft proposals, and everything. Baba started posting me upandan, collecting mobilization from me. Scheduling and rescheduling appointments.

Las las......It dawned on me Nigga was lying. Hehe....I tried all respectable ways, him no wan refund me.....Then Sweet African mother heard of it. na she help me do debt-recovery

That Buhari is a saints.....

I love you. Greatest lie ever.

I am for everybody and for nobody..
Werey dey disguise because of election
Madman dey sorosoke during election come turn okoto meow meow after election

Buhari the greatest conman of all time.

ILoveDemMANNA:
Nawa

Your lifeless darling daddy told us fuel will be #40 per litre in 2015

I will make 1 naira equal $1. -- Muhammad Buhari








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I lied

1. That I'm the air she breathes, she will die if I leave. She left me Hale and hearty, and still breathing.

2. One Nigeria

Mine was telling a gf, who claimed she's pregnant, that there's a little ritual/tradition my family practises to confirm the legitimacy of a pregnancy. Few days later, she claimed it was all a lie, that she never took in. My instinct told she terminated the pregnancy because her ways were not pure then

If knowing abt the tradition was her fear, I'm sure the r/shp would have come to an end the moment I told her