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Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by okrikaboi: 5:23pm On Jan 02, 2021
See how pained they are about common DNA test.

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Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by tnerro1(m): 5:30pm On Jan 02, 2021
Jeferious:
Don't mind that fool bleating about trust. Me wey no even trust myself grin grin

My problem no be say the women dey cheat. Anybody can f**k who they like. My problem na say we go part with a reasonable portion of our resources in the name of bride-price and wedding. What a stupid universally accepted way to waste funds

With the way women of this days are, my brother, if you go to marry a woman and they bring one stupid list, tell them to keep their woman
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jan 02, 2021
Skyclub14:
Hello guys ..please I need your help .. I met a girl recently in her work place and I really like this girl immediately,I collected her number and we have been talking on the phone for about a week now. Today (8th day)I decided to have a long conversation with her asking her about her love life and business plans, she is single and wants to start a clothing business this January according to her but she has lost her capital to a certain forex trader this December but the trader is paying her 20% of her money every month and she plans on starting the business in February...I have the money to assist her because I truly like her but my fear is, another babe that works in a bank also told me the same thing just 3weeks ago about loosing her house rent to a forex trader ..though the new girl I like did not ask me for money but I feel she already did indirectly by telling me..what do you guys think? Should I free her or help her and why..even though this sounds like a scam to me already

If a man had told you the same story would you have fallen for it? When it comes to money matters, treat all financial partners equally as if they are men. Don't let the curves blind your common sense. Scam no know gender.

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Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by CHoccolaTE: 5:33pm On Jan 02, 2021
Gokoyer0:
Do you really expect me to come here to start writing about all the load of atrocities being committed by those women? I just stated some of the instances that she was telling us at home.

I don't care what you think about the stories btw.



You dont have to get angry that I pointed out your tales by moonlight

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Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Bennysam: 5:34pm On Jan 02, 2021
Ladyhippolyta88:


Na your papa you dey talk to.
And this must be the story of your sister
You’re the dumbest idiot I have ever seen here , I pity a man that marry you
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Bennysam: 5:35pm On Jan 02, 2021
tnerro1:


Was wondering where you went, na me and you been they argue now, why you come add bennysam join na? I swear you go like 3some grin. Persin like you, your husband no surpose do court marriage oo, cause u can’t say with one person grin
Don’t mind that bitch , I’m just crying for that innocent guy that will take her as wife

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Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by tnerro1(m): 5:36pm On Jan 02, 2021
Jeferious:
My brother, any guy wey sabi whassup know say women too like d!CK, especially the ones wey sabi perform. I grew up among ladies so I understand their hypocrisy wella. Even the ones I'm in a relationship with would always say that I understand them more than the average man does. And the truth is, these girls are more lewd than we know already. It's just that we guys are too trusting. On my own, I try as much as possible to create an atmosphere where my babe(s) are real with me. I don't judge them(at least not openly), and it makes them comfortable enough to show me their "animal" side. For example, if I catch my girl talking to another guy on the phone in a way that suggests something more than ordinary friendship, I will either pretend not to notice, or I will reassure her that it's normal for boys to stalk her since she's beautiful. All these I do with a smile, and without the slightest hint of jealousy. In fact na that day I dey smile pass. She on her own will start telling me more things about the guy, trying to reassure me that there's not much going on between them. Me on my own will tease her that she's so attractive that all men can't help but fall for her, and that guy is just doing a normal thing by admiring her. Meanwhile, in my innermost mind, I have thrashed her.

This and other tactics have helped me in understanding women and their games, and these days they are as real as f**k with me. What most men don't understand is that women have a mind of their own, married women inclusive. You're all about her, while she's all about someone else. You now cage such human being of independent will into your bondage called marriage because you want to be the only one with access to her body. I laugh in Urhobo grin grin. Besides, even if the man was her fantasy at one point in time, her sexual choice may still change with time. As a guy, there were girls that I fancied once upon a time that I can no longer look at twice these days. It's the same thing for women. Their sexual choices may change with time. That is why I keep on saying that the marriage institution is stale to a large extent.

Women are just as sexual as men. Know this and know peace.

Just want to know ur opinion. I think baby mamas will replace marriages in the near future, what do you think?
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Skyclub14: 5:37pm On Jan 02, 2021
Hehehe another angle
RisenPhoenix1:


If a man had told you the same story would you have fallen for it? When it comes to money matters, treat all financial partners equally as if they are men. Don't let the curves blind your common sense. Scam no know gender.
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Skyclub14: 5:41pm On Jan 02, 2021
This naija girls don get format pass even yahoo boys . Especially the ones based in Abuja here ,they will always tell you that they are selling food online meanwhile they are staying in a hotel in town ,3-4 girls in one room ..I was forced to ask one of them where she was cooking the food that she is selling and she was like I have somewhere in town where I cook for my customers..but she dey live for hotel.. she even went further to show me her business on google with fake reviews ..lol naija girls are too smart quote author=Skyclub14 post=97652515]Hehehe another angle [/quote]

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Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 5:41pm On Jan 02, 2021
Bennysam:

You’re the dumbest idiot I have ever seen here , I pity a man that marry you
You are the dumbest idiot and pity the unfortunate man that will marry your sister
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by tbanty1: 5:42pm On Jan 02, 2021
Ladyhippolyta88:

You have a point if the wife later finds out it will still cause trouble.
This is a dangerous game some people are playing some men have secret kids the world did not fall so make we hear word on top paternity fraud
You are just talking nonsense here girl. Have you seen a man having secret kids and bringing them home, so that they can be catered for without the consent of his wife? Does the story tally? This really shows you are a hoe already. I pity the SIMP that will housed you.

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Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by NeoWanZaeed(m): 5:43pm On Jan 02, 2021
This thread should be with caution : SINGLES KEEP QUIET. these kids have taken over the thread with insane c0mments. ITS HE WHO HAVE S0METHING TO HIDE THAT WOULD BE ANGRY OF GETTING SEARCHED . . . stupid kids shouting she would divorce her husband. . Kids that have affirm unfortunacy for themselves by running after richmen. .na them dey endure insane marriage problem pass

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Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 5:44pm On Jan 02, 2021
tbanty1:
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You are just talking nonsense here girl. Have you seen a man having secret kids and bringing them home, so that they can be catered for without the consent of his wife? Does the story tally? This really shows you are a hoe already. I pity the SIMP that will housed you.
Keep quiet or shut up.
It is the same thing because it is also deceptive and a betrayal too so don't make excuse for that one and wanna condemn the other

You are the hoe and the shovel already and you are the useless Alfa mail that does not have a house who is currently being housed by a woman nonsense.Take your unfortunate self out of my mention you must be calling your sister a hoe while you are the shovel
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by NeoWanZaeed(m): 5:45pm On Jan 02, 2021
If ur man wants DNA. .He should go ahead. And if u kn0w the kid is n0t his for sure. . Then tell him. EOD

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Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Bennysam: 5:46pm On Jan 02, 2021
Ladyhippolyta88:

You are the dumbest idiot and pity the unfortunate man that will marry your sister
Keep on repeating me it show you’re stupid it’s too early to be foolish
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Gokoyer0(m): 5:46pm On Jan 02, 2021
Thanks bro for your time and for the bolded. I am a married man, I have known this long time ago even before I got married.
Jeferious:
My brother, any guy wey sabi whassup know say women too like d!CK, especially the ones wey sabi perform. I grew up among ladies so I understand their hypocrisy wella. Even the ones I'm in a relationship with would always say that I understand them more than the average man does. And the truth is, these girls are more lewd than we know already. It's just that we guys are too trusting. On my own, I try as much as possible to create an atmosphere where my babe(s) are real with me. I don't judge them(at least not openly), and it makes them comfortable enough to show me their "animal" side. For example, if I catch my girl talking to another guy on the phone in a way that suggests something more than ordinary friendship, I will either pretend not to notice, or I will reassure her that it's normal for boys to stalk her since she's beautiful. All these I do with a smile, and without the slightest hint of jealousy. In fact na that day I dey smile pass. She on her own will start telling me more things about the guy, trying to reassure me that there's not much going on between them. Me on my own will tease her that she's so attractive that all men can't help but fall for her, and that guy is just doing a normal thing by admiring her. Meanwhile, in my innermost mind, I have thrashed her.

This and other tactics have helped me in understanding women and their games, and these days they are as real as f**k with me. What most men don't understand is that women have a mind of their own, married women inclusive. You're all about her, while she's all about someone else. You now cage such human being of independent will into your bondage called marriage because you want to be the only one with access to her body. I laugh in Urhobo grin grin. Besides, even if the man was her fantasy at one point in time, her sexual choice may still change with time. As a guy, there were girls that I fancied once upon a time that I can no longer look at twice these days. It's the same thing for women. Their sexual choices may change with time. That is why I keep on saying that the marriage institution is stale to a large extent.

Women are just as sexual as men. Know this and know peace.

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Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Nobody: 5:47pm On Jan 02, 2021
This is like saying:

"if my trading partner reads the agreement before signing the contract, I'll dissolve the partnership".

only an intending cheat fearing exposure will ever make such a statement. A trustworthy partner will even insist on the partner reading the agreement first.

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Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Gokoyer0(m): 5:48pm On Jan 02, 2021
Angry? not at all. I now realized that You believe what I stated, you just wanted to troll.

Anyway, I believe real men will not trade words here about DNA at all, they will quietly do the DNA for their children even without their wife consents.

I rest my case.


CHoccolaTE:


You dont have to get angry that I pointed out your tales by moonlight

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Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by NeoWanZaeed(m): 5:50pm On Jan 02, 2021
To the guys judging a whole gender with experience with few w0men. .you be certified mumu
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 5:55pm On Jan 02, 2021
Bennysam:

Keep on repeating me it show you’re stupid it’s too early to be foolish

You are the foolish and stupid one don't tell me you are tired already grin grin
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 5:56pm On Jan 02, 2021
NeoWanZaeed:
To the guys judging a whole gender with experience with few w0men. .you be certified mumu

Tell them cool
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 5:57pm On Jan 02, 2021
Bennysam:

Don’t mind that bitch , I’m just crying for that innocent guy that will take her as wife

Pity the unfortunate man that will wife your sister.

Silly dog wink
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Bennysam: 6:03pm On Jan 02, 2021
Ladyhippolyta88:


Pity the unfortunate man that will wife your sister.

Silly dog wink
Stupid hoe , e pain you Hahahaha , keep ranting like a dog you’re, daughter of a hoe
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by LO18(m): 6:04pm On Jan 02, 2021
Zzor:
I'm with her on this, if a man I marry choose to reduce me to such pitiable level in his home,I think I'll be better off in my father's house
Though ladies may be offended by this,the man may have a very good reason for the test. For example,He may not really be suspecting the wife but because of fear arising from news he has being hearing about other couples having children not belonging to the man like these news in nairaland.He may go for the Dna test in order to have peace of mind from the issue which may have been giving hi sleepless nights and may already be affecting his love of his wife and children.if he finds out the children are his,he will love,trust and respect his wife even more than before.You said you will leave to your fathers home if this happens.Well from what I heard there are many problems married couples encounter than may cause seperation but I believe you should be patient enough to know why you were asked for a Dna test even if you felt really bad because being divorce does not give anyone respect in public eyes especially for things such as this that many people may not consider as a good reason for she per at ion and also in the Eyes of God.
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Bennysam: 6:04pm On Jan 02, 2021
Ladyhippolyta88:


You are the foolish and stupid one don't tell me you are tired already grin grin
Idiot from pit of hell I have your time
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 6:06pm On Jan 02, 2021
Bennysam:

Stupid hoe , e pain you Hahahaha , keep ranting like a dog you’re, daughter of a hoe

Stupid shovel brother to a hoe grin

You are the dog a small ekuke keep ranting grin
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 6:07pm On Jan 02, 2021
Bennysam:

Idiot from pit of hell I have your time
Idiot from the depths of hell you are not worth my time but keep fooling yourself I will use you to cure my boredom grin
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Bennysam: 6:10pm On Jan 02, 2021
Ladyhippolyta88:

Idiot from the depths of hell you are not worth my time but keep fooling yourself I will use you to cure my boredom grin
Bitch Shiloh await you I know you’re dying frustration, go village someone may see you and have compassion for you
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Bennysam: 6:11pm On Jan 02, 2021
Ladyhippolyta88:


Stupid shovel brother to a hoe grin

You are the dog a small ekuke keep ranting grin
Ranting dog keep on , hoe hoe hoe daughter of a hoe
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Teena18(f): 6:11pm On Jan 02, 2021
Bennysam:
Bitch bring the divorce paper , you want to blackmailed me into rising another man child

You're seeing it from one angle, you shouldn't give your wife reasons to think you don't trust her when she's not a baby mama.
Just imagine the tests shows you're truly the father, you may be happy and satisfied (which doesn't mean your wife isn't cheating by the way) but she'd feel awkward, she's human... her feelings would be touched especially if she's been faithful.
If you have doubts, conduct a DNA without her knowledge(she 100% doesn't have to know, saves a lot of drama).....it shows you respect your union.

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Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 6:12pm On Jan 02, 2021
Bennysam:

Bitch Shiloh await you I know you’re dying frustration, go village someone may see you and have compassion for you

Lol is this the predicament of your sister.

Better take her to shiloh you dog and pray against your village people they are the cause of her predicament don't be frustrated there is always a solution. grin
Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 6:13pm On Jan 02, 2021
Bennysam:

Ranting dog keep on , hoe hoe hoe daughter of a hoe

Ranting dog son of a hoe and shovel keep shovelling because you are a shovel grin

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