handelex:
The players wey dey complete their passes ‘pass’ at Man Utd this season:

Harry Maguire (985)
Bruno Fernandes (834)
Aaron Wan-Bissaka (801)
Victor Lindelof (730)
Luke Shaw (716)

#MUFC

Maguire back pass

handelex:
All these Gayners wey no get cojones sef

Why are you obsessed about Bruno' assists....Whether they credit am or not how e take concern you, na your player abi na against Assnal the matter happen?

When any Assnal player reaches Rashford' assist numbers this season, we can then talk Bruno.

Gayners.

So once it's Bruno, it's ok to peddle lies As facts abi? Someone says he's been credited with assist, I asked why is it not officially credited, and you're saying I shouldn't ask?

Una don turn dictator cos it's now Bruno.
If pogba or shaw had crossed that ball ystdy, una for no dey drag say naim get that assist.. But since it's Bruno, I should not ask.
All hail starboy Bruno

Manure for a reason

Jodera!!!

Coordinate

Wetin airmark still dey find for this thread

That boy get mind oh

Jodera, Bruno get the same number of assists as the number of goals of your top goalscorer in the premiere league.

There is levels to that shiit!!

Jodera:
So once it's Bruno, it's ok to peddle lies As facts abi? Someone says he's been credited with assist, I asked why is it not officially credited, and you're saying I shouldn't ask?

Una don turn dictator cos it's now Bruno.
If pogba or shaw had crossed that ball ystdy, una for no dey drag say naim get that assist.. But since it's Bruno, I should not ask.
All hail starboy Bruno

Manure for a reason

Now Banter aside i saw too that he was credited with the assist but it was for FPL players. So that's where the mixup comes in.

Back to banter, Bruno is our golden boy and rightfully so even you gayners will kill to have a player of his stature and impact. So let it be paining you we you see us hype and praise him eh .


And secondly, we don't peddle lies here

KingAlabi:
Jodera, Bruno get the same number of assists as the number of goals of your top goalscorer in the premiere league.

There is levels to that shiit!!

Bros... I don't doubt that.
And if you know me, never have you seen me castigate Bruno on this board. In fact, I've defended him more than once here against tre...

I just asked a question, and it's not even a trolling question, yet you guys are attacking me as if I castigated him.

Why na??

Jodera:
Bros... I don't doubt that.
And if you know me, never have you seen me castigate Bruno on this board. In fact, I've defended him more than once here against tre...

I just asked a question, and it's not even a trolling question, yet you guys are attacking me as if I castigated him.

Why na??

Lemme clear you

On FPL, the last player to touch the ball even if it was held temporarily by the opposition player is awarded the assists
But that doesn't reflect with PL stats

You get?

handelex:
Now Banter aside i saw too that he was credited with the assist but it was for FPL players. So that's where the mixup comes in.

Back to banter, Bruno is our golden boy and rightfully so even you gayners will kill to have a player of his stature and impact. So let it be paining you we you see us hype and praise him eh .


And secondly, we don't peddle lies here

This is what I was expecting.. I never intend to banter. How you guys thought I came with a banter question is what I don't understand.

As you answer the question now correctly, everything never dey alright??

And oh...it doesn't pain me that you guys are hyping him, what concerns me?. Like I said, I've defended Bruno on this board so why will I be envious of you guys wen i get person wey dey give me joy too for my team.

KingAlabi:


Lemme clear you

On FPL, the last player to touch the ball even if it was held temporarily by the opposition player is awarded the assists
But that doesn't reflect with PL stats

You get?

simple.
The person I asked that question didn't say all these. If he did, you thought I'll be dragging it like this?

He clearly said it was for EPL which was why I said let him show me where he's credited

Jodera:
simple.
The person I asked that question didn't say all these. If he did, you thought I'll be dragging it like this?

He clearly said it was for EPL which was why I said let him show me where he's credited

Oya we have clarified you and him

Give me table updates abeg

Why are these Assanal fans always trying to drag Bruno sef.

Abeg no be we talk say make una waste money on Pepe and Willian o.

Na player we buy we no kill person.

Jodera:
Lol... There's a reason why that didn't garner much criticism. That's the 3rd goal.

If it was man u, we all know that normally will be the first goal and that will affect the outcome of matches, point in case the dubious pk against Aston Villa last season

the reason it didn't gather much criticism is because Arsenal news don't sell. there's no need spinning it any other way
there was debate for weeks about a cleared ball that supposedly went out of play against West Ham. a claim nobody could even prove but look at this blatant scam with evidence, yet everything is alright after all it's the 47th goal

these decisions were given as a penalty against United. I guess it was the 13th goal as well.
look at the distance from Lindelof to the Palace guy in the second image. we can all choose events to see.

KingAlabi:


Oya we have clarified you and him

Give me table updates abeg

no be you post table d oda day?
Repost same table, e never change

ChristineC:
the reason it didn't gather much criticism is because Arsenal news don't sell. there's no need spinning it any other way
there was debate for weeks about a cleared ball that supposedly went out of play against West Ham. a claim nobody could even prove but look at this blatant scam with evidence, yet everything is alright after all it's the 47th goal

these decisions were given as a penalty against United. I guess it was the 13th goal as well.
look at the distance from Lindelof to the Palace guy in the second image. we can all choose events to see.

Ok ooo....
If you say so


Tho, there's so many things to talk about this your pix but if I do, your comrades here will start bringing my club situation into it.

Just sad someone can't have a decent convo here as a football fan without another person seeing it as banter or trolling

afrodoc2:

Why are these Assanal fans always trying to drag Bruno sef.

Abeg no be we talk say make una waste money on Pepe and Willian o.

Na player we buy we no kill person.

The most painful thing na when you realize them still dey owe Lille over Pepe.

Lille's chairman must be Bella Schmurda

afrodoc2:

Why are these Assanal fans always trying to drag Bruno sef.

Abeg no be we talk say make una waste money on Pepe and Willian o.

Na player we buy we no kill person.

Sha, I've been clarified so no need talking about it again.

Seems any small question person ask concerning Bruno na dragging for una eyes

Jodera:
no be you post table d oda day?
Repost same table, e never change

U sure??

odizeey:


Fred was a disaster. Very jittery on the ball then.

Maybe true. The koko is that he didn't play then, but he's playing almost every game now. VDB time will come

KingAlabi:


U sure??

e sure me diee.

Just repost am, e never expire

Nezzjnr:

Maguire back pass

If we check it, we may see that Maguire makes forward passes much more than backward passes. It's not funny bro

Jodera:
e sure me diee.

Just repost am, e never expire

But arsenal no dey that table

Abeg you get the one arsenal dey?

KingAlabi:


But arsenal no dey that table

Abeg you get the one arsenal dey?

Lol, go change your phone abeg, your phone get issues bdat

Jodera:
Ok ooo....
If you say so


Tho, there's so many things to talk about this your pix but if I do, your comrades here will start bringing my club situation into it.

Just sad someone can't have a decent convo here as a football fan without another person seeing it as banter or trolling

No dey fear just say your mind. We are very hospitable.

Nezzjnr:

Maguire back pass

I dey surprised shaa.

SyIvalord:
I was expecting him to remove martial for Rashford and also bring in an extra midfielder. I don’t know why it took him so long.

Na ment be that.

handelex:
No dey fear just say your mind. We are very hospitable.

Lol... This Bruno own weak me na

KingAlabi:
Wetin airmark still dey find for this thread

That boy get mind oh

Lord Otimkpu the drum with his lekki expressway mouth doesn't know where to wander.

He has no brains so it's hardly surprising that he is still looking for whom to debate.

Just to dey chook im long autotune remix mouth everywhere.

Ignore that intellectual midget.

handelex:
Now Banter aside i saw too that he was credited with the assist but it was for FPL players. So that's where the mixup comes in.

Back to banter, Bruno is our golden boy and rightfully so even you gayners will kill to have a player of his stature and impact. So let it be paining you we you see us hype and praise him eh .


And secondly, we don't peddle lies here

They just lost a golden boy in ozil who sat out effectively a full season collecting 350k every week.

So its paining those mediocre fans of an equally mediocre club.

Just leave dat one to be bellyaching.
He will soon find his level,like his mid-table club

hoopLA:

They just lost a golden boy in ozil who sat out effectively a full season collecting 350k every week.

So its painting those mediocre fans of an equally mediocre club.

Just leave dat one to be bellyaching.
He will soon find his level,like his mid-table club

See Jodera, I told you, we are very hospitable here.

afrodoc2:

Why are these Assanal fans always trying to drag Bruno sef.

Abeg no be we talk say make una waste money on Pepe and Willian o.

Na player we buy we no kill person.

I remember the hype about Willian when he had his 3 assists in the opening game of the season.

Since then nothing again.

But somehow,no one is talking about that fraudulent signing.

Lol