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Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Factfinder1(m): 4:45pm On Jan 20, 2021
CArt:


Satisfaction without grudges.

So you will have side chicks in marriage??
Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Enugupikin: 4:56pm On Jan 20, 2021
5hanklee:
Your wife can not give you doggy, bj, handjob and many many more. cry
Ignorant illiterates everywhere
Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Dreyton36: 6:11pm On Jan 20, 2021
I'm not promiscuous so I don't know

Edo men are very faithful date only Edo men

Lights up my kpoli in peace

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Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Boxer007(m): 3:48pm On Jan 26, 2021
Factfinder1:


So you will have side chicks in marriage??

hell Yea. Side chicks love Annnalsex and thats y i love Nmezor to be my side chick.
She playin had to get but i tink I will juss pay her 5000 Naira. The babe tire me mennnnn undecided
Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Sixfeetbelle: 5:44pm On Jan 26, 2021
Bigggloadofcum:
grin

Most married women see so much wrong is sexual experiments.

A friend once lamented on how his wife wouldn't try other things. All she does is lie on the bed like a bag of garri and spread legs like rumour.

War sprung out when he suggested they try doggy style. For the love of God, doggy style o! She came complaining to me that her husband has lost his moral stance, and has gone the way of the world. She said he's become a pervert.

Mention Mouth Gig, handjob, titjob, saxophone style, cowgirl, bicycle kick style, send me to hell style, destroy my womb style, scissors style and all the Kamasutra sex styles, they'll be looking at you like you are a fallen angel.

Plus the way some of these married women dress sef. My neighbor's wife basically ties one wrapper for one week. Looking like my great grand mother.

Last last, side chick na crown.


Educate the wife. Teach her. Show her.

But most of you are too irresponsible to even bother with any marital problems whatsoever.

How the hell do you get to be called head of the house yet you don't know what the title entails?

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Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Sixfeetbelle: 5:49pm On Jan 26, 2021
milann:
Side chicks are adventurous. They are ready to try any style with you snake style, monkey style, dog style, cat style, kangaroo style...name them. When your wife refuses to cooperate in bed, side chicks are there for you. Side chicks can go the extra mile by making sure you forget all your troubles. They will make you happy to have them around. Infact they are life savers

You pay them to be adventurous. Isn't it that obvious?

If you pay me, I'll even suck your balls in public
Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Sixfeetbelle: 5:50pm On Jan 26, 2021
Peterosky:
I f.ck my wife because it's an obligation I must fulfill but trust me when I want to enjoy s.x,I call any of my side chicks especially my GLO.

Why didn't you marry your side chic if sex was what you wanted in marriage?

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Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Sixfeetbelle: 5:52pm On Jan 26, 2021
tnerro1:
All the dirty things that your precious and special wife should not do

And where was it written you and your wife shouldn't do those things?

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Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Nobody: 6:00pm On Jan 26, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:


You pay them to be adventurous. Isn't it that obvious?

If you pay me, I'll even suck your balls in public

Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Sixfeetbelle: 9:33am On Jan 27, 2021
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Isn't it ironic how giving money to girlfriends is such a big issue for guys but somehow they seem to look the other way when it involves their side chic? It's almost like the more married they are, the stupider they get.


By the way, side chics are paid and upgraded ashawos.
Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Lordswazz(m): 9:52am On Jan 27, 2021
adadike:
All the people above shouting side chicks give me sex have not meet a crazy and energetic wife. By the time she is done with you, you don't even have the strength to think of side not to talk of chick

"Crazy and energetic wife" is one out of ten. The remaining nine people solve this by getting a side chick since their wives have sworn to bore them to death in the bedroom.

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Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by tnerro1(m): 10:22am On Jan 27, 2021
adadike:
All the people above shouting side chicks give me sex have not meet a crazy and energetic wife. By the time she is done with you, you don't even have the strength to think of side not to talk of chick

No matter how energetic, you cannot eat one soup for too long, tasting will come in , just to see if it’s better than the one at home grin

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Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by tnerro1(m): 10:26am On Jan 27, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:


And where was it written you and your wife shouldn't do those things?

My wife would be too precious to me to do such things, she should be worshipped as a vessel for my kids and not degraded. But side chicks can lick my ass for all I care grin
Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by jericco1(m): 11:10am On Jan 27, 2021
adadike:
All the people above shouting side chicks give me sex have not meet a crazy and energetic wife. By the time she is done with you, you don't even have the strength to think of side not to talk of chick


Aunty are you married
Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Nobody: 11:46am On Jan 27, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:


Educate the wife. Teach her. Show her.

But most of you are too irresponsible to even bother with any marital problems whatsoever.

How the hell do you get to be called head of the house yet you don't know what the title entails?

New generation of clueless men.
Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by adadike(f): 1:19pm On Jan 27, 2021
jericco1:



Aunty are you married
no but I have lots of them
Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by adadike(f): 1:21pm On Jan 27, 2021
tnerro1:


No matter how energetic, you cannot eat one soup for too long, tasting will come in , just to see if it’s better than the one at home grin
ok, so if it is better than the one at home, what will you do?
Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by BabbanBura(m): 1:30pm On Jan 27, 2021
Bigggloadofcum:
grin

Most married women see so much wrong is sexual experiments.

A friend once lamented on how his wife wouldn't try other things. All she does is lie on the bed like a bag of garri and spread legs like rumour.

War sprung out when he suggested they try doggy style. For the love of God, doggy style o! She came complaining to me that her husband has lost his moral stance, and has gone the way of the world. She said he's become a pervert.

Mention Mouth Gig, handjob, titjob, saxophone style, cowgirl, bicycle kick style, send me to hell style, destroy my womb style, scissors style and all the Kamasutra sex styles , they'll be looking at you like you are a fallen angel.

Plus the way some of these married women dress sef. My neighbor's wife basically ties one wrapper for one week. Looking like my great grand mother.

Last last, side chick na crown.


I be learner woo, I no sabi most of these styles wey u mention. Where I go see these practice nah!
Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Sixfeetbelle: 5:41pm On Jan 27, 2021
tnerro1:


My wife would be too precious to me to do such things, she should be worshipped as a vessel for my kids and not degraded. But side chicks can lick my ass for all I care grin

And you worship your wife by cheating on her?

I'd rather you 'degrade' her and stay loyal to her than 'worship' her and break her trust.

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Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Sixfeetbelle: 5:45pm On Jan 27, 2021
Lordswazz:


"Crazy and energetic wife" is one out of ten. The remaining nine people solve this by getting a side chick since their wives have sworn to bore them to death in the bedroom.

Because the nine out of ten chose to run away from their problems rather than tackle it head on.

I would have called them cowards for doing that but they are people's parents so I'll refrain. For now.

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Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Sixfeetbelle: 5:47pm On Jan 27, 2021
Nanaborga:
They enable us taste different flavors of pussy and they know their place so most are not rude but extremely loyal, we change them immediately we notice they want to showcase their inner built gragra, they are not selfish most times as they let us have other side chicks and even bring their friends for a party , side chicks borrow us money and always want to prove that they are better than the house wives .

Any man that keeps a side chick more than 2 months is playing with fire and doesn’t know why he needs a side chick , because you are not meant to love a side chick but use a side chick to your own advantage

If side chics are so 'good', I wonder why you don't marry them instead?

I can't imagine being married to a spouse who can't give bj when I know someone who can take me to cloud nine just by talking.

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Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Nobody: 5:58pm On Jan 27, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:


If side chics are so 'good', I wonder why you don't marry them instead?

I can't imagine being married to a spouse who can't give bj when I know someone who can take me to cloud nine just by talking.

When most wives were not virgins and even the virgin ones are Hypergamous,you expect men to forget their Hypergamous nature of fvcking alpha's in their youth prime between 22-24 and on till their late 20's where they want to settle down, thank God that some Nigeria men are not foolish Simps but will rather pursue their polygamous nature and have side chicks(ancient concubines) and won't be tied down by Christian monogamy and mordern gynocentrism (Femcentrism)
Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Sixfeetbelle: 6:03pm On Jan 27, 2021
Dapcity007:


When most wives were not virgins and even the virgin ones are Hypergamous,you expect men to forget their Hypergamous nature of fvcking alpha's in their youth prime between 22-24 and on till their late 20's where they want to settle down, thank God that some Nigeria men are not foolish Simps but will rather pursue their polygamous nature and have side chicks(ancient concubines) and won't be tied down by Christian monogamy and mordern gynocentrism (Femcentrism)

Why marry under the Christian law? You can denounce the religion and be a traditionalist full time.

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Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Nobody: 6:08pm On Jan 27, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:


Why marry under the Christian law? You can denounce the religion and be a traditionalist full time.

Why will I denounce Christianity, i believe in the God of the new and old testament

My patriarchs
Abraham
Jacob
Esau

Even King David ,King Solomon, Gideon
all were polygamous,they had wives and concubines ( mordern side chicks)

I won't deny that monogamy didn't exist in the old testament from our original father(SIMP) Adam,Isaac,Boaz were non- polygamous

But I have a choice and an option and will choose the path of King David

The gospel of Jesus not withstanding
Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Sixfeetbelle: 6:13pm On Jan 27, 2021
Dapcity007:


Why will I denounce Christianity, i believe in the God of the new and old testament

My patriarchs
Abraham
Jacob

Even King David ,King Solomon, Gideon
all were polygamous

I won't deny that monogamy didn't exist in the old testament from our original father(SIMP) Adam,Isaac,Boaz were non- polygamous

But I have a choice and an option and will choose the path of King David

The gospel of Jesus not withstanding

The Christian law (Under the umbrella of Jesus Christ)
forbids polygamy so it is hypocritical of you to say you won't denounce Christianity when in actual fact, you're aren't even practicing it.

You can tow the part of Abraham and Co but be honest about it and accept that you're not a Christian within or without.

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Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Nobody: 6:17pm On Jan 27, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:


The Christian law (Under the umbrella of Jesus Christ)
forbids polygamy so it is hypocritical of you to say you won't denounce Christianity when in actual fact, you're aren't even practicing it.

You can tow the part of Abraham and Co but be honest about it and accept that you're not a Christian within or without.


Where did Jesus explicitly forbid polygamy in the new testament?
Did he ever make it a Sin?
Which new testament scripture denounced polygamy openly?

Jesus gave his advice concerning Marriage
Same as Apostle Paul
They encouraged monogamy and never discouraged polygamy
Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Sixfeetbelle: 6:25pm On Jan 27, 2021
Dapcity007:



Where did Jesus explicitly forbid polygamy in the new testament?
Did he ever make it a Sin?
Which new testament scripture denounced polygamy openly?

Jesus gave his advice concerning Marriage
Same as Apostle Paul
They encouraged monogamy and never discouraged polygamy


They never encouraged it, either.
Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Nobody: 6:27pm On Jan 27, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:


The Christian law (Under the umbrella of Jesus Christ)
forbids polygamy so it is hypocritical of you to say you won't denounce Christianity when in actual fact, you're aren't even practicing it.

You can tow the part of Abraham and Co but be honest about it and accept that you're not a Christian within or without.

We traditional conservatives and Christian conservative men are not stupid

We look at the west progressive Societies like Canada, scandanavian countries like Iceland, Norway, Denmark,etc where they allowed for the spread of Egalitarianistic-Equalism (Female supremacy disguised as gender equality) via gynocentrism and Femcentrism

The 1st step, they outlawed polygamy calling it outdated and traditional,a relic of patriarchy
The next step they introduced alimony into divorce encouraging many wives to leave their husband and pursue their Hypergamy
The next step they allowed femcentric biased family court legal system with regards to child's custody which is very sexist and favors women
The next step they encourage single motherhood via social policies denying children their fathers ,when it's meant to be a thing of shame and not encouraged
The next step the legalized Abortion which is against God


You Femcentric women want to use religion to penetrate our country just look at what Aisha yesufu is doing

We are not stupid like men in the west
We are at alert and watching
Nigeria will never be a progressive society thank God that Islam in the North and part of the south will keep us in check to maintain our cultural, religious and societal values

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Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Nobody: 6:29pm On Jan 27, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:


They never encouraged it, either.

That's the trick the Christian conservatives in the west fell for,now they are in a societal mess,since they legally abolished polygamy
Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Sixfeetbelle: 7:05pm On Jan 27, 2021
Dapcity007:


That's the trick the Christian conservatives in the west fell for,now they are in a societal mess,since they legally abolished polygamy

There's no reasoning with you. A man set in his beliefs like you are will always be blind to the ever-changing world around him. I would advise you try to embrace it but I know I'm just pouring water on a hard rock
Re: What Does A Sidechick Offer That A Wife Cannot Offer by Nobody: 7:08pm On Jan 27, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:


There's no reasoning with you. A man set in his beliefs like you are will always be blind to the ever-changing world around him. I would advise you try to embrace it but I know I'm just pouring water on a hard rock

Off course you are
No just me but multitude of men
Changing world doesn't me actual progress and advancement

There is no relationship between women's empowerment in a gynocentric manner and technological advancement,improved standard of living, better economic and Social policies


I'm a pragmatist not a realist
Our conservative nature will uphold our social values unlike progressive societies

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