Can a 31 year old person apply ? Will they still be using age restriction?

beyondPen:


What wisdom this is?

what I learnt the hard way at my previous work place. You must be careful, the heart of man is full of envy

Don't let anyone knows the secret you use to make your work go flawless. Once the secret leaks you will seem to be important, that's your identity

Nobody at work is your friend, don't let anyone knows your personal life except your name

Don't date anyone at work

When people are speaking, only listen. When you are told to speak, speak less but let silence be your ultimate goal.

Before you answer any query, or type any message, respond to any message at work or what have you. Write is down, eat, drink and sleep on it before you hit send, in the morning you will find clarity.

You share with your son while your wife shares with your daughters.

SincereBigot:
18.. but then wealth is money 'kept' not money spent..

if you cannot convert the 1 million to 2 million then its of no use. i wish i had started investing earlier

Crypto ?

spiritualmubi:
Hello, good day Nairalanders.
I'm presently in a critical situation in my life. I really need your advice on this situation of mine.
I just feel like a looser, I am an undergraduate studying botany. In 300 level due to me deferring a semester due to a Relapsing illness (schizophrenia). I suffered from brain fog when I resumed school after the relapse and lock down. I'm 26 and I don't have any skill and don't have a degree at hand.

The reason for this is not far fetched because till date I still harbour that anger for what my Dad has done to me. When I was in Jss1 in a very good school and also doing well, he removed me and my younger brother from school and took us to a Quran memorizing Islamic school following the advice of a hausa colleague of his in his place of work.

We memorized the holy book but for me it came with it's price, I didn't even have solid memorization of the Quran self to speak. I went through hell in those two years memorizing the holy book, ranging from mental, physical and spiritual challenges, which I believe triggered the schizophrenia am suffering from today. After the graduation ceremony from the Islamic school he enrolled me in conventional secondary school into Ss1 which means I never attended Jss2 and Jss3. Had episodes of relapse of the ailment am suffering from after then twice apart from the first occurrence after my memorization of the holy book. I believe that if I was allowed to continue my education back then I would have been a graduate by now and even working and must have gained financial independence
Presently my mum brought the idea that we should meet a Sheikh who is a saint of God, regarding my issue of not being able to read, assimilate let alone retain, the Saint said that I should defer a session, that is a year so that he will pray for me that there is a good spirit standing beside me that needs to be dissolved into my system, which (the spirit) is as a result of a spiritual book, litanies I read that my father gave me.

So now I don't have any skill, my Father has no source of income whatsoever, he doesn't earn any salary, he only has ND, the money we are even feeding on presently is a contribution by BOT of a foundation he founded to buy a house for its Islamic school.

I started learning photography during the lock down but left it for no tangible reason. My Dad insisted that I should learn shoe mending, that it is easy to learn and get small small change, I started it but had to leave it when I faced the challenge of sowing and polishing shoes, I don't just like the work.

Presently am been pressured by my parents to get something doing to be getting money because even to eat once in a day is a problem for us now, and to buy the drug am living on which enables me to sleep but believe me I'm at loss of what to do, should I go back and learn photography as a skill or should I find a job, like a company that can employ an Ssce holder. Cos the former needs start up fee and also need time for me to master it before talking of getting money from it.

Secondly, regarding my academics, I am thinking of using this one year or two years which I would defer to gain financial independence and mental well being, then rewrite jamb and apply for my original passion which is medicine and surgery but hmm, am already in my late twenties, so please Nairalanders help a confused soul.

Sorry for the long write up, just had to say everything.
Thanks, any contribution is welcomed I am really in a critical situation.

Dude you have no problem. contact me on telegram @cappytj.

juman:


American is insane society.
Go and see sane society, no where in the world where is gun violence as america in civilized country.
American politicians are unpatriotic and extremely stupid.
They make the great country they inherited to look overrated.

They are experiencing a great decline again like before the Boomer generation. It will take another war to reset.

chopnaira:

You are contradicting yourself.

As per the bolded, the reverse is actually the case. The US is the only civilized country with so many guns, and that's because of the 2nd amendment written in the 18th century when there was no good security and America was wild.

Advanced countries have good security and that is why you can go out at 2am without fear, you can even forget to lock your doors without fences/barb wires and nothing will not happen in majority of times.

The excellent security in civilized countries is also why they have an excellent e-commerce system where you can buy stuff online, and it will be delivered to your doorstep without fear of it being stolen.

Empires fall and rise. American is hitting another great decline. I wont argue with you. You are Soy, I bet you one of those guys that see nothing wrong with a man who doesnt lift or push his strenght to limits before aging

juman:
America is a country with very stupid politicians.

You don't get to say that. A country like America, you must know how to use arms and should own a gun. Do you put your life in the hands of Nigerian police or at least put some responsibility on yourself?

Imagine herdsman flood your street, what will you do in such a situation? Call Nigerian Police?

The more the civilization of a country, the more the security needed. Nigeria hasn't gotten to that level but trust me if you are in the North where herdman are killing people daily, you will wish you have guns.

Owning a Gun is masculine, it's a toy for big guys. These are act men must do before they die. Shoot a Gun, go for target practice.

Having the feeling that what's in your hand holds the power to take life and saves lives. Guns don't kill, it's the man who holds it that kills

juman:
America is a country with very stupid politicians.

You don't get to say that. A country like America, you must know how to use arms and should own a gun. Do you put your life in the hands of Nigerian police or at least put some responsibility on yourself?

Imagine herdsman flood your street, what will you do in such a situation? Call Nigerian Police?

The more the civilization of a country, the more the security needed. Nigeria hasn't gotten to that level but trust me if you are in the North where herdman are killing people daily, you will wish you have guns.

Owning a Gun is masculine, it's a toy for big guys. These are act men must do before they die. Shoot a Gun, go for target practice.

Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

There is nothing wrong with you. You are probably very soy. To fix, start lifting weight, stay away from vegetable oil and instead take Original Virgin Oil in your cooking. Eat Lean Meat or any kind of meat, eat eggs too.

start lifting, most important thing

Stay away from multivitamins, instead drink Tumeric, Ginger and Garlic, you can get the grinded ones in local shops around you

kayus621:

yea I also experienced this with gomoney, but I later discovered that their limit is no longer reset to zero every month, it's now every 30days, so your 30 days starts to count right from the day you made the first payment with your card. what this means is that, since you made an order on 29th of last month, you'll have to wait until 29th of this month to make another purchase, that's when your limit will be reset to zero
so 29th being the day you made the first payment becomes your day 1 and 28th of the second month becomes your day 30
so your monthly limit reset automatically on 29th that's when you can start making orders again
gomoney uses sterling Bank payment gateway and thier virtual card is powered
by sterling Bank, so whatever applies to sterling Bank in terms of card limit will also apply to gomoney that's why you're experiencing this.
hope this epistle was helpful

Thanks so much. It was very helpful.

As if the 20$ torment wasn't enough, they brought this policy to make life more harder.

I bought something on the 29th of last month which was exactly 20$ with my sterling master card. This is on the first of another month and it's still saying I have passed my monthly limit.

Comrades, what's happening?

uTorrent

omis1:
u probably think nukes is just a normal bomb.
Russia are not d only country with nukes and they are not resistant to nukes btw .
To be a world power you have to be economically dominant and Russia are not even top 10 economy in d world

We are saying the same thing. Nukes work with coordinates. USA and Russia can even be fighting with no close combat which render any field savvy useless. If it gets to that its no longer who is winning, it will all be about who lost the most. No one wins war at home

Bar1941:
Putin should be humble enough to accept defeat, the fact little Ukraine is strong enough to last this long is victory on it own. Russia is obviously not ready or equipped to be Europe power not to talk of world power.

Dont say Russia is not ready. Its because its not a full blown war, if they start using nukes you will understand that its no joke at all. Nukes is no respecter of field combat. You might be winning a battle but just one Nuke at home will render you powerless. I just pray this war just end as it is

The 5th entry of The Rational Male will soon be released. The Player Handbook (Game).

Sexual Market Value Boosted, One Shed Pound At A Time....

Visual proof of the damaging toll that fatness extracts from a woman’s sexual market value, and of the major increase in SMV that accrues when the excess fat is shed, is in this series of photographs of a single girl taken at regular intervals as she lost weight and went from a hippo to a totally bangable hot babe.


At 197 pounds, this girl was a hard 3 on the 1 to 10 looks scale. A hard 3 means that she would have had trouble getting love from a dweeby loser beyond a shameful one-night drunken rutting.

At 124 pounds, this girl is a solid 7.5, perhaps pushing into 8 territory. Let’s call her an 8 and unsplit the difference. Perfect curvy body (“feminine curvy”, not “feminist curvy“), youthfully peaking nubility, shock of fire engine red hair, exquisitely smooth milky white skin. You wonder if your eyes aren’t playing a trick on you and this is a different woman from the one at 197 pounds. But your boner doesn’t wonder which of these women it wants to nestle within. At SMV 8, this girl will have no trouble getting a high value man to commit to her for the long-term, and even to marry her.

From a 3 to an 8. Five whole SMV points — that’s a lot — at the low low price of losing 73 pounds.

This is the rough male equivalent of an average Joe going from a suburban shut-in to a semi-famous B-list actor. Or of a run-of-the-mill beta male mastering core game techniques, putting on ten pounds of muscle, dressing more stylishly, and behaving with unshakable overconfidence.

Love is pressing a biomechanical lever. You press the right levers, in the right order, and you can make the opposite sex fall in love with you. No magic required.

The Greatest Gift You Can Give Your Girlfriend....

…is keeping her away from her fat friends.

I’ve seen it happen too many times, the slender girlfriend of the happy man — attending an endless procession of house parties with an expanding (heh) circle of girl friends slowly but surely piling on the pounds month by month, year by year — suddenly wakes up one morning to notice her muffin top has rolled over and her boyfriend’s eyes have glazed over.

You have one duty ladies… ONE. Stay thin and sexy. And yet so many of you can’t seem to manage that simple fucking thing. We lenient gentlemen of the jury aren’t asking for much. We don’t care if you drive a sports car. We don’t expect you to climb the soul-killing corporate ladder. We don’t give a flying fig if you went to grad school. We don’t inexplicably lose our interest if you happen to get overly affectionate. We don’t burden you with demands for more commitment or drill you for opinions about how our butts look in these jeans. We instead ask for simple things from you, such as a refusal to turn into this (see picture below).


Men, you can help your lover stay thin by keeping her the hell away from her fat and feminist girl friends. Her fat friends will infect her with their fat disease, through some poorly understood mechanism of orca osmosis, and like fatty fat fatass pockmarked dominoes one after another thin girl will get knocked down, until not a single height-weight proportionate babe is left standing. You think I’m joking? Nope, ♥SCIENCE♥ has found that obesity is socially contagious.

Her feminist friends will infect her with the mind diseases of nonjudgmentalism, beauty equalism and loathing of male desire, all of which are the psy-ops trifecta for brainwashing a girl against her man and turning her into a ham-shaped self-entitlement cartoon.

Relationship management takes work. But men don’t need to make it harder than it needs to be. An easy intervention that will improve relationship health and harmony is staring men in the face. Give your girl the gift of lithe. Cast her BBBFFers to the icy wastelands.

dhiqson:
Good evening bosses
So Im suggesting that
For the sake of the influx of newbies here, we forward (I'm volunteering) all those bolded words from the beginning of this thread
Don't know if it's a welcomed idea...

please don't. Don't spam. We have new good pinned worthy entry.

List of the stringent copulation criteria that would need to be met for a woman (or her hamster) to admit that the sex she was having “counts”.

Unless a girl has:

1. vaginal intercourse

2. with a guy

3. multiple times

4. over multiple days

a. that are not in a row

b. but are not separated by more than a month from each other

5. in her region of residence in her home country,

6. not during vacation

7. while sober from alcohol and drugs, including legal prescriptions

Anything outside that to ladies
“it doesn’t count”.

General Social Survey data experts are baffled that the face-to-face questioning the GSS utilizes yields inaccurate results about women’s sexual habits.

Maxim #101: The sluttier the girl, the more noticeably pregnant she’ll need to be before she admits to having had sex that “counts”.

Corollary to Maxim #101: Even then…. “Oh, it’s the way the shirt fits.”

You feel me?

What this mean is that when ladies are telling you about sex they have had, they will leave out the lesbian sex with the roomie, the one night stand, the guy she met at Rick Ross concert that penetrated her at the back of the stage, the guy she had a one night thing with after reading together in the library before the last ASUU strike. Chick logic: they don't matter.

Ladies will always downplay the sexual encounter they had, it won't be surprised if your little snowflake Virgin has taken it in the ass before or been facefvcked at some point

Maxim #7: The sweeter and more innocent a girl seems, the greater the likelihood she has been in a gang-ban-g. Corollary: Always assume she is a wh-or-e. It helps kick the legs out from under the pedestal you will be tempted to put her on, and it is more often than not true.

RedpillAnalyst:


You just explained a concept some men many men don't want to accept.
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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.
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Rational (red-pilled) men live on earth and in reality, bluepill men are from Mars, ugly women are from Venus and Pretty women are from Pluto.

The most delusional women I have seen are the pretty ones, they live away from Earth and are out of touch with reality.

There is nothing as brute and self delusional than a woman who hamster is spinning for an alpha male or an high value man she just met.

Update: Oh, Now I remember one. A fat, obese lady who thinks she is cute.

Options = Instability

“If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.”


The above will work, but it’s not recommended. After all, peace of mind, while nice, is not a formula for true happiness. Gazing into a pretty girl’s eyes, drilling the holy hell out of her, and basking in the warm energy of her insuppressible love… now that’s happiness.

However, the song does illuminate age-old wisdom about the nature of the sexual market. If one partner in a relationship has more options in the sexual market, there will be more instability in the relationship. Options = instability. The legal and social bindings of marriage are a buffer against exercising those options, but not a protection against the existence of the options themselves. A husband or wife with a large enough customer base that wants their genetic product will find it extremely difficult to resist the temptation of exercising his or her options. Virtue is not achieved except in the crucible of alluring vice.

Furthermore, there is an inherent sex difference in the destabilizing force of increased options. A man with more options than his partner is a less destabilizing force to his relationship than is a woman with equally more options than her partner. This phenomenon results from the greater hypergamous drive of women, who are less satisfied than are men with sub-par lovers, and from the biological reality that risk of female infidelity is a graver threat to relationship harmony than is risk of male infidelity for which there is no chance of “reverse cuckolding”.

Think of the relationship permutations this way:

Man with options + woman with fewer options = man with peace of mind and wandering eye + happy but anxious woman + lovingly prepared home-cooked meals.

Woman with options + man with fewer options = unhappy woman with wandering eye + happy but anxious man + microwaved dinners.

Man with options + woman with options = stable relationship. Both are happy and infidelity or rupture risks are minimized.

Man with few options + woman with few options = stable relationship. Both are unhappy yet infidelity or rupture risks are still minimized

If this isn’t a bad prognostication for a marriage, then I don’t know what is.

A guy recently tied the knot with his college girlfriend. I admittedly do not know this bride, but generally people say can be controlling and tough to warm up to. When you look at the picture attached, it’s apparent she hasn’t even warmed up to…her own husband.

Yes, that’s the couple’s first official kiss as a married couple. Except it’s not a kiss. His bride denied him, physically pushed him away, and proceeded to give him the cheek when he awkwardly went in for the kiss.

Seeing him, pathetically and helplessly, hunched over like that on top of his wife fills me with pity. If his wife can’t even comply to her man on their wedding day what hope is there in the future. Any takers on how long into the marriage before she starts withholding sex?

Also, as you can see in the photos the wedding was presided not by a priest, but by the bride’s fatass sister.

update: No one really gives a shit that you recoil when you the husband kamikazes with moist chimp lips but winds up smacking the air. It’s all fun and games until he’s pulling his pud to porn six months into a sexless marriage, and contemplating suicide-by-family-court five years in. Question answered.

So many guys after taking the pill or let say knowing the unflattering truths about women wants to know if their relationship is taking a nosedive or want to know they are in a place of betatude

1. You admire and flirt with other women, but don’t plot to bed them.

If you as a healthy man aren’t admiring attractive women other than your girlfriend, you are depressed and your relationship will suffer. If you are actively figuring out ways to cheat, your monogamous relationship is unsatisfying.

2. She has photos of you and her together in her work cubicle.

It’s so natural for a woman to advertise her relationship status with a committed boyfriend that a conspicuous lack of photos of her boyfriend is strong circumstantial evidence she wishes to hide him from public knowledge and signal to other men that she is available for sexcapades. A man who doesn’t display relationship photos doesn’t necessarily signal dissatisfaction with his girlfriend, because men on average feel less compulsion than do women to engage in such ritual displays.

3. When you go away on a trip by yourself, she worries about your faithfulness.

If instead of her worrying about you, you worry about what she’ll do with her brief spell of freedom, your relationship is unhealthy.

4. The sex is rarely planned.

If you ever catch yourself or your girlfriend saying, “Let’s make tonight a special night”, you have been served notice that your relationship is heading for sickly grounds.

5. She still cares if you remember birthdays and anniversaries.

Aloofness is sexy on a man. Aloofness is the kiss of relationship death on a woman. A woman who has stopped caring for signs of emotional commitment is a woman mentally checked out and fantasizing about a new relationship.

6. Blowjobs are frequently a prelude to coitus.

You can directly track relationship health by the decline in frequency of blowjobs. Each unit decrease in peak monthly Mouth Gig allotment corresponds to a one month decrease in relationship length (unless obviated by threat of divorce theft).

7. You haven’t spent inordinate time waxing nostalgic about shared memories.

Healthy relationships are like a locomotive: powerful, unstoppable, graceful in their precise engineering, motoring to lands unknown. Nostalgia for past romantic achievements is a tacit admission of present romantic stagnation. Save the nostalgia for old age when there’s no threat of upgrade to a more exciting partner.

8. She’s lost her enthusiasm for girls’ nights out.

A woman deeply in love feels less urge to hang out with her single girl friends. She now finds them dispiriting and a bit pathetic. In contrast, a woman dissatisfied with her relationship can’t wait to join the yentas for mimosas. Men, too, enjoy time with their buddies, but use it more as a pressure valve to blow off steam that accumulates in the natural course of monogamous obligation.

9. She’s stopped kissing her cat on the mouth (and other similar pet-loving gestures taken to the clownish extreme) and now treats her pets as they really are — animals, not furry humans.

You might think this is a frivolous signal of relationship health, but intemperate female anthropomorphic intimacy is pregnant with suppressed emotional turmoil.

10. She wants your unsheathed penis inside her.

A woman who prefers you raw dog is a woman who is unafraid to take risks with you. She trusts you, loves you, and wants you to receive as much as, or even more pleasure than, she receives.

***

Generally speaking, once a woman is in a relationship she will grant you a margin of beta male error, which means you can be more beta with a girlfriend or wife than you can be with a girl you have just started dating. The width of this margin of beta male error varies commensurate to the intensity of preexisting love she feels for you, and any cultural and genetic factors related to her local surrounding sexual marketplace and her ethnic or racial background, (e.g.: women from more chaotic non-Western countries better appreciate the stability and security that doting beta males offer).

But this is a warning, not an excuse for men in relationships to rest on their beta laurels, for all women, even the loving Slavs, have their breaking points for male weakness and clinginess, beyond which their tolerance drops precipitously. If you sincerely love your girlfriend or wife and you find your relationship beginning to sour, the answer is not, typically, more beta male reassurance game, but more exciting sexy alpha game. The broad contours of women’s desire are universal, even if the details on close examination differ; nearly every woman in the world (except weird biological experiments gone horribly wrong) is a sexually and romantically dichotomous creature, drawn both to the strong, supportive provider and the dominant, aloof challenge.

Your mission in life as a man seeking to maximize his happiness is to appeal to these dueling instincts in women, embrace the entanglement for all its life-affirming exhilaration, and relish the blessings of womanly love. The rest is commentary

chukshobayo:


Please explain the following items.

Follow Alpharivelino on Twitter, you will understand. He teaches Body Biomechanics in relationships, that's another branch of redpill. Since the disappearance of Chateau Heartiste, he has been doing good justice to that

pillager:

@bolded, do you know most of us or how did you arrive at this or is this just a silly projection?

I articulate all my writings, dont take it personal and if its personal, get out there.

Sometimes it's easy for me to know if a relationship is taking a nosedive to the end of it road or if the guy is getting the cookie steady or if it just some guy who everyone thinks is doing everything right but yet his scooter as not yet known how fleshy the gina is.

Its better to escalate early when with a woman that being zone into friendship dome. Take a look at this picture

Top left: on meeting a girl of interest, you should be doing this in nano seconds.

Down left: once you and a girl have built rapport and she is into the conversation, you should be aiming for more estreogenous zones

Up right: when you alone, and you have built enough connection, just before she start rationalizing what the relationship with you is, you should be doing this, hit her on her ass instead of commenting on her beauty like a beta will.

Who says we all can't be alpha, game can be learned, the difference between a natural and a beta is that a natural is always aiming for the final destination in a relationship (scooter in gina), thats your ultimate aim, not talking rocket science or DNA with your sexual interest.

The guy on the right down as made convenant with celibacy, the woman in question will call him a pervert. Only beta are pervert (chick logic)

Most of y'all are the guy who is punching the mouse or worst grinding on your phone screen.

Get out there, say hi to your sexual interest, build little rapport and escalate, rejection is better than regret.