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Romance / Re: 10 Games To Play With Your Pussy by preshman22: 8:27am On Nov 22, 2021
Tunex252:
This op self ehn, instead of you to say '10 games to play with your cat'

Why "pussy"

Shebi pussy means cat?
Romance / 10 Games To Play With Your Pussy by preshman22: 7:17am On Nov 22, 2021
1. Crumpled paper
As the name suggests, simply crumple up a piece of paper, roll it across the floor. and leave your cat to do the rest. Most cats can’t resist the sound of paper being crumpled, and will love to push it or carry it around the room. Just watch out for your cat shredding the paper ball, as your room will be covered with confetti before you know it!

2. A piece of string
Probably the simplest game of all, yet a piece of string or wool can provide endless entertainment for your cat. Simply drag the string across the floor and watch them stalk and chase it. Remember to put it away after the game, as you don’t want your furry friend to swallow the string.

3. Feather and string
Take it one step further and tie a feather to the end of the string. Entice your cat by dangling it in front of them and pulling it away quickly – watch as they follow it around corners and under furniture, jumping and lunging as they go!

4. Ping pong
A simple ping pong ball can provide lots of fun for you and your cat. Simply bounce the ball against the floor or wall, and let your cat try to catch it. Their contortions and twists will make them look like a feline gymnast as they try to swipe at the ball.

5. Play fetch
It’s not only dogs that love to play fetch – cats love it too! Choose a toy that they can easily carry in their mouth, and make sure that you throw it right across the room. Your cat will love to leap around and retrieve it, and may eventually learn to bring it back to you so that you can throw it again. If your cat does bring it back, give them praise either by petting or with a healthy treat.

6. A simple paper bag
Lie an empty paper shopping bag on its side, and then poke and scratch the sides to encourage your cat into the bag. Your cat will quite happily play at pursuing this unknown prey from within the bag, attempting to catch your fingers.

7. One potato, two potato
You’ve probably played this game as a child, but try playing it with your cat. They’ll soon learn to put their paws on your hand, and will play for as long as you’re willing to play.

8. Rotate their toys
If your cat has a collection of shop-bought toys, rather than simply leave them all out at once, let your cat play with one or two for a couple of days, and then put those away and bring out a new selection. Your cat will find it more interesting, and will be more likely to engage in play.

9. Use an app for cats
As we become more and more technology savvy, it’s hardly surprising that you can now download games for your cat onto your tablet. A combination of moving fish, mice and other enticing graphics will keep your cat occupied as they try to catch their digital prey.

10. Install a cat cam
Although strictly not a game you play with your cat, it can be great fun to monitor what your cat does at home while you’re not there by setting up a camera in your home. Alternatively, why not try programming Skype to automatically answer when you call? You’ll not only be able to see what they’re getting up to while they’re home alone, but you can interact with your cat from your workplace, or even while you’re on the move.

Romance / Re: Is Two Months Too Short To Start Asking For Sex In A Relationship? by preshman22: 7:05am On Nov 22, 2021
piagetskinner:
Nonsense and ingredients..


Young people are so occupied by the thought of sex… can’t you wait till marriage?

Abi will you die.. ? Who sent you to buy stuffs for her, if she’s not okay make she getat make all of Una getat


Let me humbly ask you this questions sir

YOU NOR FUCCKK BEFORE YOU MARRY?? undecided

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Literature / Re: The Church Girl Christian Romance. A Short Story. by preshman22: 10:55pm On Nov 21, 2021
This story reminds me of a fat girl's stort
Literature / Re: Iyawo Mammy-water(18+) by preshman22: 10:28pm On Nov 21, 2021
purity23:
Wow , and I was actually thinking Derek was going to suffer in jail, who could this man be and which mermaid is he talking about..

Thanks for the update

Do you remember the husband of Derek's sugar mummy

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Literature / Re: Juju Man by preshman22: 10:26pm On Nov 21, 2021
Guy how your story take dey interesting like this??

abeg cut soap for me
Literature / Re: Juju Man by preshman22: 10:19pm On Nov 21, 2021
germaphobe:
Ah swear!!, na wetin i de wait for

Your own better
Me I nor fit wait
Fashion / Re: MGBA To Host 21st Edition, Unveils 30 Contestants For Grand Finale by preshman22: 6:28pm On Nov 21, 2021
dodoatirice:
Dem do face like shit

Guy go update your story
Literature / Re: Iyawo Mammy-water(18+) by preshman22: 5:09pm On Nov 21, 2021
See the handiwork of pussy

Boys beware!!!!
Literature / Re: Juju Man by preshman22: 4:51pm On Nov 21, 2021
Devilpen
Devilpen
Devilpen

Abeg animate your story fast make I subscribe to your channel

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Romance / Re: Is Two Months Too Short To Start Asking For Sex In A Relationship? by preshman22: 9:24am On Nov 21, 2021
StylesX:
You must be an imbe.cile.
cool
Romance / Re: Two Naked Chicks Seen Walking Around The Street(pictures) by preshman22: 9:22am On Nov 21, 2021
Mercychen:
Lol... See how they rushed to open expecting to see chicks. And they saw chicks indeed.

This on is straight to pot if some razz children corner them.

Egg-xactly
Romance / Re: Two Naked Chicks Seen Walking Around The Street(pictures) by preshman22: 1:16pm On Nov 20, 2021
See as people just dey view this topic anyhow

Nigerians like bad things eh
Romance / Re: Is Two Months Too Short To Start Asking For Sex In A Relationship? by preshman22: 1:15pm On Nov 20, 2021
StylesX:
And your resounding stupidity, simpleton.

You must be very stupid
Romance / Re: Is Two Months Too Short To Start Asking For Sex In A Relationship? by preshman22: 10:55am On Nov 20, 2021
StylesX:
What exactly is wrong with you man? Really?

Your foolishness
Romance / Re: Two Naked Chicks Seen Walking Around The Street(pictures) by preshman22: 10:53am On Nov 20, 2021
Overrated833:
Stupid thread smh
Maybe a kid running DAT account

You are a big fish

Shebi you want see pussy before? grin

You were disappointed right? cool

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Literature / Re: Juju Man by preshman22: 4:10pm On Nov 19, 2021
Guy come update na

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Romance / Re: Two Naked Chicks Seen Walking Around The Street(pictures) by preshman22: 4:08pm On Nov 19, 2021
Candidlady:


ode da iska
That guy is a clown grin
Romance / Re: Two Naked Chicks Seen Walking Around The Street(pictures) by preshman22: 2:05pm On Nov 19, 2021
AoifeNightfall:
Those are not even chicks you illiterate angry

Wetin make you open this thread wink

Shebi you dey find naked girls? grin

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Romance / Re: Two Naked Chicks Seen Walking Around The Street(pictures) by preshman22: 2:02pm On Nov 19, 2021
SmellySperm:
That's iyaebe and candidlady grin

Guy why na grin

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Romance / Re: Two Naked Chicks Seen Walking Around The Street(pictures) by preshman22: 2:01pm On Nov 19, 2021
brosom:
Na cold go kill them las las grin

Normally
Romance / Two Naked Chicks Seen Walking Around The Street(pictures) by preshman22: 1:45pm On Nov 19, 2021
Two naked chicks were seen walking around

Below are the pics

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Romance / Re: 10 Things That Girls Probably Doesn't Know About Guys by preshman22: 1:15pm On Nov 19, 2021
Cast
Romance / Re: P. by preshman22: 11:11am On Nov 19, 2021
Misyarn:
My esteem is always crushed every morning I woke up to see my morning wood like pencil inside my boxers..
My p*nis is not bigger than hotdog wen erect and I'm 29..
Any solution pls..
I don tire oo

Modified- even if I no see solution if I see girl here wey go help me manage am like dat..
Money no be problem at all..



Go and get yourself the long jack xxxl
Romance / Re: P. by preshman22: 11:09am On Nov 19, 2021
grin
Romance / Re: Is Two Months Too Short To Start Asking For Sex In A Relationship? by preshman22: 11:06am On Nov 19, 2021
InTheCloudySky:

You can be serious with her without sex. Or since when is sex used to gauge seriousness in a relationship?

Relationship is supposed to benefit both parties

What else does she have to offer other than sex





Parasitism is the relationship between two people.
in which one benefits at the expense of the other,

So according to my observation the girl is a parasite..


This I have seen...

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Romance / Re: Is Two Months Too Short To Start Asking For Sex In A Relationship? by preshman22: 10:58am On Nov 19, 2021
wfjimmytobby:
I meet this girl around September we go so close and have always spend on her,going shopping and all that and always tell her how I feel..she do make demand from me and have always responded..but I l suspected that she has lots of suitors trying to get her and even her ex..cos she told me he is trying to get back so I decided to demand for sex so we can get serious but she refuse and said she is not ready and that a should wait but she keep requesting for assistance and even wants me to get her a new phone cos her previous phone got spoilt and all.. so I need your advice should I wait for her to be ready to give me her body and keep on assisting her or should I just give up on the relationship cos she might actually be trying to scam me or something

I don't think you should ask for sex

What you are supposed to do is to make her want you..

Try to get her aroused by touching some body parts.
For example try massaging her hands. It may sound awkward but maybe that is what you need to wet her pants

PS.Learn to say no to her excessive demands

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Romance / Re: Paid for my stupidity by preshman22: 10:54am On Nov 19, 2021
azraeljaheel:


so you had to throw insult coz of the truth, why?
Which truth?

Atheist like you will burn in hell forever
Romance / Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by preshman22: 6:47am On Nov 19, 2021
DanseMacabre:
But guy seriously what are we to do with this news now
Make we celebrate with am

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