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Health / Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by pressplay411(m): 6:59pm On Mar 19, 2020
GuyWise101:
Exactly what I wanted to do before I saw this post now I have seen more reason to soapy.... off I go.

Doctors will destroy this generation.lol
While this is medically true, it's also Important to know that it can become a habit that's nearly impossible to overcome.
So rather than focusing your energy on jerking off, why not try something productive as well?
Like studying a course online, joining an NGO, doing a business online, etc?
Religion / Re: Science Above God? by pressplay411(m): 6:51pm On Mar 19, 2020
Originakalokalo:


Yes.

My post implies that God still reigns and the successes of science cannot make humans independent of him.

He owns the universe and the heavens.

I see your point now.
God and Science can and should coexist.
Science being one of the mechanisms to understanding and harnessing the principles of God tor the ultimate Good.
It's ignorant to chase the creature and disregard the creator.
Disregarding God is ignorant. Likewisr, disregarding science is ignorant.
Car Talk / Re: What You Need To Do After Replacing The Engine Of Your Car/Vehicle by pressplay411(m): 3:17pm On Mar 19, 2020
udemzyudex:


Ijam means he is promoting accident?

Pls change your negative thinking.

"I jam" means "having accident" in pidgin.
Then again as OP explained, it could also imply "meeting something suddenly."
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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Ansar Ud Deen Society Suspends Religious Gatherings Nationwide by pressplay411(m): 12:52pm On Mar 19, 2020
Epidemic pandemic?
I don't know why but I couldn't just ignore this. cheesy

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Autos / Re: Clean Camry 04 Going For #870k by pressplay411(m): 12:47pm On Mar 19, 2020
Neat.
Autos / Re: Clean Registered Honda Accord 2007 by pressplay411(m): 12:14pm On Mar 19, 2020
Asking price and where you're located.
Religion / Re: Science Above God? by pressplay411(m): 11:06am On Mar 19, 2020
Originakalokalo:


Spiritual matters are for the spiritual.

It's ignorant cos Coronavirus has been indiscriminate in its victims, both the atheist, religious and Christians.

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Education / Re: Aker Nguyilan: Jambite Dies In Car Accident While Travelling To Write JAMB Exams by pressplay411(m): 7:25am On Mar 19, 2020
Patrickker:
A Student Dies On Her Way To Write Jamb.

As results are coming in and many families are rejoicing over the successes recorded by the those who want entrances into the various institutions of Higher learning, same cant be said of the family of Mr. Aker in Katsina-Ala, Benue state as a fatal motor accident claims the life of their daughter, Aker Nguyilan, who has to travel long distance to write her Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board exams.

Indeed, as our children are left with no choice but to travel longer distances just to write the exams, calamity has yet again visited this one in particular. May God console their family over the loss of their daughter.

Thought Jamb posts candidates to centres within their state? Has that changed too?

May God comfort and bless the family and also grant her rest for her soul.
Car Talk / Re: What You Need To Do After Replacing The Engine Of Your Car/Vehicle by pressplay411(m): 7:22am On Mar 19, 2020
legalwealth:


IJAM is my brand name formed in 2013 which led to IJAM SOLUTION CONSULT registered with CAC in early 2014 and IJAM SOLUTION CONSULT LIMITED registered with CAC in early 2019. Other businesses of IJAM are IJAM Exchange, IJAM Kiddies, IJAM Properties

Spiritually, IJAM stands for In Jesus Anointing Ministry.

Physically, it stands for I JAM AM (to suddenly meet something)

Well for auto-business, it is probably not the best choice.
All the same, God bless the work of your hands according to his mercy.

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Education / Re: So Now The Rich Are Crying? God Stand For The Poor by pressplay411(m): 7:16am On Mar 19, 2020
AntiWailer:


Former Bible scholar.

Apostle Paul did not become a Christian by choice. He had a divine encounter with God.

It is different from you working towards being rich. Nobody will force u to be rich.

So separate the context from what confused you about the religion u abandoned.

Lol it's not a matter of choice sir. You said, one could never. Then again, can anyone have anything if it wasn't divinely given?
Education / Re: So Now The Rich Are Crying? God Stand For The Poor by pressplay411(m): 7:15am On Mar 19, 2020
EVILFOREST:

He should clear himself.
U should not be the one doing that for him.
By the way, you never knew his intentions..

True. Lol OP I tried tor ya.
Car Talk / Re: What You Need To Do After Replacing The Engine Of Your Car/Vehicle by pressplay411(m): 7:14am On Mar 19, 2020
legalwealth:
It is very common and necessary that you will have to replace the engine of your vehicle after some time.

After replacing the engine of your vehicle, get an 
affidavit of change of engine and police extract to avoid harassment from law enforcement agencies.

If you have additional precaution(s) or want to contribute to the subject matter, please let's have it/them.

https://autosandcartalk.com/threads/here-is-what-you-need-to-do-after-replacing-the-engine-of-your-vehicle.85/

Why would you name your auto business IJAM? As in I Jam? That's like promoting accidents.
If you were wondering why your auto-business wasn't picking up, consider changing the name.

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Religion / Re: 1 Corinthians 9:18 (NLT) by pressplay411(m): 7:10am On Mar 19, 2020
PastorTolulopei:
1 Corinthians 9:18 New Living Translation (NLT)
18 What then is my pay? It is the opportunity to preach the Good News without charging anyone. That’s why I never demand my rights when I preach the Good News.

You preach free salvation to unbelievers but preach paying of tithes for salvation to members.
Who's fooling who?
Health / Re: Corona Virus And Use Of Clock-in Machines by pressplay411(m): 7:00am On Mar 19, 2020
EASYLIFE4US:



Hand sanitizers is not the best option as coronavirus is known to survive on inanimate objects for 72 hours...unless every civil servant will be provided with hand sanitizers as it's price has skyrocketed since the pandemic...

Right beside the clock-in device, there should be hand sanitizers. Clock in and sanitize your hands at the entrance.
That's already how it is in some companies.
Education / Re: So Now The Rich Are Crying? God Stand For The Poor by pressplay411(m): 6:58am On Mar 19, 2020
EVILFOREST:

U can never make it in Life with this MENTALITY.
This MENTALITY is born out of Wickedness and Jealousy.
U sat down thought about this and even made it public.
U must be passing through a lot of WARS with this mindset.

Calm down, you were thinking it too. OP was just silly enough to say it. I want to believe he was referring to corrupt politicians and those who got illicit riches.

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Education / Re: So Now The Rich Are Crying? God Stand For The Poor by pressplay411(m): 6:55am On Mar 19, 2020
AntiWailer:


This kind of mindset can make u die poor dear.

You can not become what you hate passionately.

This has suddenly become the new saying. But if this were true, no one should be poor either since everyone hates poverty. True?
If you believe the bible, then Paul should never be a Christian since he hated Christians passionately.

Just cos people keep repeating the wrong stuff doesn't make it true.
Health / Re: Chinese Doctors And Supplies Arrive In Italy - WS by pressplay411(m): 6:48am On Mar 19, 2020
RichBoy247:
China, going out to help others while the idiotic Donald Trump is still looking for how to make money from the crisis.

The Chinese govt created the problem, not Trump.

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: RCCG Adjusts Mode Of Service In Lagos & Ogun State by pressplay411(m): 6:45am On Mar 19, 2020
paxonel:
how come these pastors did not see this coming on new year day? grin

That, my brother, is the ultimate question.
Health / Re: Corona Virus And Use Of Clock-in Machines by pressplay411(m): 6:42am On Mar 19, 2020
EASYLIFE4US:
Use of clocking machines in Federal and State Ministries should be banned or suspended indefinitely to prevent the spread of Corona virus...State Ministries in Delta State use clocking machines and nobody has deem it fit to alert the the governor to suspend with immediate effect it's use.
Civil Servants in the house can you please pass this across to the appropriate quarters...

Not necessary as long as hand sanitizers are provided and mandated for everyone's use. Clock-in devices are not the only contact everyone makes, should they remove the gates and door knobs too?
The only proactive measure is to close down offices too. Let's hope it doesn't get to that as schools and religious gatherings are already being banned.
Politics / Re: The Reason Why President Muhammadu Buhari Reduced Fuel Price - Oshiomhole by pressplay411(m): 6:37am On Mar 19, 2020
As if they had a choice. This is not humanitarian at all.
Crude oil demand and price has dropped globally due to Covid-19.
It would be stupid of govt not to drop the pump price too.

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Religion / Re: Science Above God? by pressplay411(m): 6:33am On Mar 19, 2020
Originakalokalo:

To those of you who place science above God and blaspheme at will...I hope you look closely and reason.

Ordinary virus from a bat, the world is shutting down. Economy is crumbling and things are getting worse.


If five different viruses, of higher potency, should attack the world at once, the whole human race will be brought down to her knees.

Scientists say that there are numerous other viruses in animals and birds. .They just have not jumped" on humans yet.

Human race is humbled.

Humble yourself and give glory to God.

This is an ignorant post.

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Joshua Selman In UK, Shocked As Members Refuse To Hold Hand by pressplay411(m): 11:22pm On Mar 18, 2020
thesicilian:
He thinks it's Nigeria where his members would sheepishly follow his commands no matter how dangerous to their health.

Oyinbo get sense sha. The white dude just pretended like he was searching for his invisible set of keys.
In his head he's like Hell no, I aint catching no corona virus today pastor!

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Joshua Selman In UK, Shocked As Members Refuse To Hold Hand by pressplay411(m): 10:46pm On Mar 18, 2020
diasporaman:
Apostle Joshua Selman, a Zaria based preacher who is in London for Apostolic meeting was awestruck when he asked members of the church to hold their hands and none was willing to take the risk. The UK is one of the most affected countries of the coronavirus epidemic.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMW0blG06V8

That was careless of him. Good thing they all handled it well, including him.
He actually risked his life to travel to UK amidst the coronavirus pandemic but he shouldn't expect or subject the members to the same risk.
Not everyone has such level of Faith and I hope he doesn't contract the virus too.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Moves To Stop Church, Mosque Services by pressplay411(m): 8:49pm On Mar 18, 2020
It's a necessary measure.
Let's hope there's a solution soon enough.
Family / Re: Virginity Doesn't Guarantee A Stable Marriage (a Must Read for young ladies) by pressplay411(m): 11:10pm On Mar 17, 2020
Vega100:
Disclaimer
Do not see being a Virgin as the price you have to uphold for your husband, as it doesn't in anyway guarantee a good or perfect marriage (far from it), it is rather more dependent or perhaps a fine and infallible blend of various facets of your life viz a viz personality, charisma, behaviour, sensibility etc. as well as your keen sagaciousness in choosing an appropriate partner who is sensible and will be very well compatible with you..

Well said.
While virginity remains a virtue, by itself it's overrated.
Marriage as you have aptly observed entails more than sexual chastity.
Just as being an income earning wife by itself is likewise overrated.
Marriage involves being lovable. And that entails inexplicable indices and variables according to partners involved.
Politics / Re: NEMA: Lagos explosion not caused by oil pipeline vandalism by pressplay411(m): 12:35pm On Mar 15, 2020
MycroftHolmes:
It wasn't vandalism that caused the pipeline explosion, then what caused it?

You mentioned a factory in the area. Was it the factory that exploded, or it just caused the pipeline explosion?


Confusing report

After telling us what the explosion wasn't they couldn't manage to tell us what is was.

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Politics / Re: Pipeline Explosion At Abule Ado Amuwo Odofin, Lagos (Video) by pressplay411(m): 12:33pm On Mar 15, 2020
solonazzy:
Felt d vibrations at home along badagry road...so sad

Bros, it wasn't funny. I nearly ran out of my bathroom naked.
If an explosion could be that bad, imagine war zones?

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Business / Re: Get Your Car At Affordable Rate by pressplay411(m): 10:55am On Mar 15, 2020
Which brand is this?
More pics?
Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Do You Feel Safe Going To Church?? by pressplay411(m): 10:34am On Mar 15, 2020
ikorodureporta:
Do you still feel safe going to church?

E b like say I go stay for house this Sunday

Lol every excuse not to stay at home.
I had the same thought but realised it was just an excuse. Covid-19 is yet to be a pandemic in Nigeria.
In countries like US, Iran, China, Italy and the rest of UK, they should not be going to church for now. There are other ways to worship God. Either at home or online.
Health / Re: China: Coronavirus Leads To Increase In Divorce Rates by pressplay411(m): 10:23am On Mar 14, 2020
dawnomike:
Staying together indoors with someone who you love and consider a friend should not cause an increase in divorce.... Although i can understand the part where couples may have to adjust to the new lifestyle

This does not give a factual statistics. It is simply due to a matter of life or death situation. It is until the coronavirus pandemic is overcome before a valid statistics can be delivered.
Science/Technology / Re: Bill Gates Exits Microsoft Board by pressplay411(m): 9:45am On Mar 14, 2020
You get to a point in wealth that it's no longer about the money but the legacy.

Baba God, get me there too oh.

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