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Romance / Re: I Can't Be Pregnant Now! The Pills Aren't Working!! Pls Help Me! by pritolajnr(m): 12:51pm On Mar 08, 2016
PrettyHausaGirl:
Dear nairalanders,
I know some may judge me and stuff but please let's leave the judgment for now.
I'm an undergraduate and I recently found out I'm 3 weeks pregnant for my boyfriend who works outside the country. We hd sex on the 1st and 2nd of this month when he visited. I cannot keep the baby and I informed him of it and my decision nd he was supportive. Problem is I have gotten misoprostol twice..had stomach ache but no discharge...I'm worried. The longer it goes the more dangerous it could become and I can't afford to let my parents know and I don't want a hospital removal.

Please I need suggestions on the most potent drug or mixture or method of removal please. Please don't insult me. Just help or move on.
am not supposed to tell you this but if you drank the misoprostol with water it won't work.you have to take it with kai kai as in dry gin then take worm medicine later ..#thank me later if it works coz my ex used it like dz wen I pregnanted her and it worked ..juz giv it a try
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is About To Be Circumsized by pritolajnr(m): 9:12pm On Mar 07, 2016
kilode100:


I have taken on three Guys, and they marvelled at my strength and expertise... I no just dey tire and can go on and on...

I guess it's my God given gift.
really?..Bleep with me or ion beleive that
Crime / Re: Six Feared Dead In Ibadan Gang War by pritolajnr(m): 9:12pm On Feb 25, 2016
Siberia101:
Idowu boys ko, Zacheus boys ni.

Thought it was Ayes and Eiye self...

Sail with fine boys them no go hear... Mtscheeeeeww
fineboys no get maut..sail with norsemen nd merit ur treasures..he who hv ears let him hear
Politics / Re: Ben-Bruce Kisses His Mother At His Birthday Party (photos) by pritolajnr(m): 2:20pm On Feb 20, 2016
JamesMoriarty:
Look at the way he kisses her so deeply and passionately. I bet they are having sex together.
you are so daft for thinking dat..probably u nid sme medical check up ..dumbmorfucker

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Health / Re: 'Knockout' Tears Boy’s Hand In Asaba (Very Graphic Photo) by pritolajnr(m): 8:36am On Dec 15, 2015
lalasticlala:


http://www..com/talk/topic,279803.0.html
this reminds me when i was younger and was a freak for banger mehn i gat my three fingers damaged by just three rounds....am above knockout now dis days na Gun we dey shoot just like dz xmas i don service my locally made pistol gat a lot of bullet
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Notorious Armed Robbers In Port Harcourt (pic) by pritolajnr(m): 9:36am On Dec 14, 2015
brainbucks:
Last Days bad market
mehn see gnut ,two nose mehn if i get dz one i go sell my one nose buy enuf gnut
Romance / Beware Miss Stella Is A Scammer by pritolajnr(m): 9:57pm On Dec 11, 2015
you have to be onguard against MISS STELLA and every other trends telling you about rich sugar mummies its all fake and scam,NOTHING LIKE RICH SUGAR MUMMY HOOKUP...WISEUP NOW
Romance / Re: My Experience With An Ashawo In My Town by pritolajnr(m): 2:43pm On Dec 11, 2015
sapiosexual1:
So what should we do? Give you an Olympic medal?
Man like you dey patronize asshy, what happened to having a gf? Responsible men don't go after prostitu.tes. just saying
MAn am responsible my gf is far from me and she is cute bro believe me thats was my first AND LAST GOD KNOWS..KONJI NA BASTERD ITS BETTER I Bleep ASHY THAN RAPE A GIRL

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Romance / My Experience With An Ashawo In My Town by pritolajnr(m): 1:36pm On Dec 11, 2015
Pals its nothing new ,that was my first experience with Ashawo this one na local Ashawo the pay na #500 and na Bleep till you cum ,if you cum you stand up comot and me i don drug wella i dey on like 800mg of tramadol with like half bottle of parkalyn with codeine and like 4wraps of s.k mehn was fucking high you need to see the way i walked into the brothel though am a coded G only if you are into highness would you notice that i was on drugs,i came in with an older friend who has been patronising them was on codine so i cudnt take alchohol ,i went for soft and my guy went for gulder ..Sat down sipping through my fanta nd feeding my eyes with the prostitutes there was there for like 1hour before i made my choice i love it big you know a chubby tall busty bitch with huge ass ...we talked bought her small stout after she was done..off to her room...the match began she tried her trick on me rubbed my dick and the mighty rose she rose and i was like oh yeah let the match begin...i bleeped her for like 1hr 30mins no cuming she checked my condom no cum i continued naa na Bleep till you cum, she started moaning calling me names she even wanted to kiss i pushed my lips away she force a kiss on me i said no wam at a point she started tel;ling me to please cum i told her soon was bleeping for over 3hrs cudnt reach climax that was my drug working i laughed in my mind..she cudnt stand my banging anylonger she pushed me off told me to go with my money that she was tired lol i adjusted pulled out the condom she still checked no sperm...finally i paid her coz she suffered the pain and it wasnt fair to go with her money as thats her means of livelihood...pals na so....NEVER YOU SAY ASHAWO CANT BE INTIMIDATED WITH ERECT DICK NOT WHEN I JAM YOU AND AM ON THINGS......
Romance / Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by pritolajnr(m): 1:15pm On Dec 11, 2015
Abbykem:
1. The anger of a p3nis doesn't destroy the vagina
2. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles
3. An erect p3nis has no conscience
4. You don't threaten a prostitute with an erect p3nis.
Add yours and let's catch fun.
MAKE I HEAR FOR NUMBER 4...DEY ON T.M POP CODA ON TOP SMOKE LIKE 2SK JAM ASHAWO YOU GO KNOW SAY ASHAWO DEY CRY SHE GO RU COMOT LIVE MONEY FOR U
Romance / Re: Everything Was Fine Until I Met The Internet by pritolajnr(m): 1:13pm On Dec 11, 2015
FestacGirl:
When I was a Young

Àss was just an animal.

ṗussy meant a cat.

ḃitch meant female dog.

Çock was just a Bird

Sex meant gander.

Fúck meant middle finger.

PC was meant just for paint.

69 was just a number.

Then I met the Internet
BELIEVE ITS REVOLUTION WE LOVE IT LIKE THAT


Romance / Re: My Pain by pritolajnr(m): 1:10pm On Dec 11, 2015
pritolajnr:
bro run for your life,you bought all those without fucking her choi you don turn white man collect your fone back she wont have anychoice then chop am find your way
na why i love my self no dulling atall mehn you nid to wise up oh she myt be a golddigger she jux wants the luxury ..no shaken Bleep am first collect the fone back she will be fustrated ,just invite her on a normal visit tell her to lend you her phone , smoothely remove the sim then tell her you are breaking up,without the fone she cant connect other guys she will move on with even if its not you that bought the present fone agbe drive the fone oh or you will lose everything use your head oh you be guy no dey small girl go Bleep you up its not RUGGED #words from an O.G

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Romance / Re: My Pain by pritolajnr(m): 1:03pm On Dec 11, 2015
ebijimi7:
good day Nl members I have a was telling me the time I gave her has elapsed then I told her its not yet time that she should hold so she was plastering me I got angry and told her never in her life to ask me for anything she was then crying telling me is it because her father was not alive I felt bad for my utterance and apologised and I had to run around to raise the money and bought her infinix hot note of #25,000 she was happy she collected it then she wanted to write her post utme her mum was not financially ok me too as at that period I was broke so I managed to raise some fund I called her to ask if she has registered for post time she said yes I was surprised I asked her where she got the money from she said it was that same guy then I became suspicious I was angry at her I asker her what's the relationship she told me he is her ex that nothing was in between them I said ok after she wrote the exam she could not meet the cut off mark for university she blamed me responsible for her failure then she is about to write ibadan poly exam I didn't give her money she already got the form so I asked her how she got it this time around she told me her sister gave her the money I said no problem then on her birthday I was not financially ok I told her she said no problem so I was with her throughout that day never did I know that he already plan on going out with that her ex and she requested for cake which she prevented me from seeing not until her ex uploaded the pix and sent me a friend request then I saw her with that her ex I was so mad and angry so her ex decided to meet me in person so we disussed at length then I knew the money she used for her post utmas gotten from t same guy I felt bad I broke up with her she was begging and insulting her ex that he was responsible for destroying her relationship and she called my friends to beg me I forgive her we moved on but the pain is still there I can't let go thou she told me before we started the relationship that no sex until after marriage I said no problem
so one night we were discussing so I decide to ask her that at what age do you want to get married she said 25then I asked her that what if at that 25 I am not financially ok she said she would go for another man then she later said she would go for prayer that if the pastor said an the right one for her would wait then if am not she would go I felt am being used
so I threaten her that I'd she doesn't allow me yo have sex with her that I would break up with her then she related the chat with one of her friend on the internet then that one told her that she should allow me have sex with her if she loves me then she told that one that instead of her to allow me she would break up with me
now please I need you all advice what should I
bro run for your life,you bought all those without fucking her choi you don turn white man collect your fone back she wont have anychoice then chop am find your way
Pets / Re: Dog Kicked By Driver Brings Pack Of Friends To Trash His Car by pritolajnr(m): 9:53pm On Dec 09, 2015
who goes dat manchi,wey dey canta my caping naa,yes no man is an island,u open up ur wida eye for no man z biga dan d ship#WHO GOES DIA
Pets / Re: Dog Kicked By Driver Brings Pack Of Friends To Trash His Car by pritolajnr(m): 9:46pm On Dec 09, 2015
Bleep u Bleep degbam Bleep k.k all doze dogs na k.k nd a.y,u all r touts thats if u r even in school,u dey 4m keke dnt let me catch you i go use u pratice my principle u knw say if d blood no full vikingship no dey sail atall dnt even play with vikings name again#bastard deygbamboy.F u na me aka reddevil d cap infact #otu nne gi dia 4 saying doze dogs r baggers
Pets / Re: Dog Kicked By Driver Brings Pack Of Friends To Trash His Car by pritolajnr(m): 10:10am On Dec 02, 2015
northvietnam:
those dogs r Cultists(Aro mates dogs chapter) they went to treat fvck up grin grin
some norshmen go dey vex for this my post abi

Maintain....... ;
wida your eyes oh
Crime / Re: 2 Women Str!pped Na-ked For Stealing 100k In Abuja (see Photo) by pritolajnr(m): 1:34pm On Nov 19, 2015
oh mehn,see bobby and tyt pussy,they 4 go Bleep collect money naa me i go pay oh,the one on d frnt juz chubby lyk ma babe
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by pritolajnr(m): 7:23pm On Nov 18, 2015
[i][/i] pass the mic to the real mc,i cant see y'all your flow so empty,em win so klin no detergent buh y'all dirty ask the seargent.life is a bitch and i kip on fucking ,no bj but i gat ur gals sucking yeah she say the boy is good ,ABA city nigga i rep ma hood am an east nigga chilling in the west,no claws buh am the beast nigga #shun djkhaled am the best ,leavn u behind,ur flows so blind they cnt see tru,i gat money on my mind the already bitch knew ,yeah am newhere and am nuclear like a bomb trait,i go make u fear like say na surebet steady wining callme Godwin ,steady leading like am the next king,i bring d intrest in its intresting Bleep this princes am the the main king #so pass the crown to the real KING..tz YoungWin in the building YOU AINT SEEN NOTHING YET
Health / Re: Ladies! Suffering From Vag!na Itching And Burning? Read How To Get Over It Now by pritolajnr(m): 7:01pm On Nov 18, 2015
grin,its not only std that causes it,hard sex causes it also,it happened to my boo,thought it was std nd i knew fully well i was the only one she was having sex my advice is,go 4medical test u might have injury in ur comfort zone
Phones / Re: Techno D3 by pritolajnr(m): 8:09pm On May 19, 2013
I installed go launcher oh
Education / Re: Information From Jamb: Read The Guardian News Paper Last Week Thurday 13th by pritolajnr(m): 7:53pm On May 14, 2013
left for me,I dont believe in all those craps...I scored 174 and would be admitted with it
Phones / Techno D3 by pritolajnr(m): 1:27am On May 09, 2013
my battery does not last

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